Monday, August 11th 2008
Morning Wood
Mom, is that you in a wig? Crazy lady wants a piece of The Clooney! - A Socialite's Life
Lily Allen says her titty slip wasn't a publicity stunt - Celebitchy
Who does James Franco think he is? Ty Ty Banks? - I'm Not Obsessed
This cat hates life - Mollygood
Brad Pitt is a Bastard - Vh1 Blog
Richard Dreyfuss is suing his daddy for fraud - ICYDK
Liza Minnelli's eyebrows are mesmerizing - SOW
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Jillypoo:
Brad got rid of any personality in order to become famous! So it's like he never had one at all.he sold his soul for fame.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
OMG! I"m so embarrassed at my behavior in that picture!!
hahahaha..just kidding.
Seriously..I think I would have done the same thing had George been straight.
LOL@
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
awww i like lily allen and "all right, still". she's probably the only celebrity who could have written that blog about leaving her alone and i would not have immediately thought "stfu and stop whining u rich brat!" luvs her though
and liza's eyebrows are looking sharpieriffic lol
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Mopa--LOL!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Yeah, it's a shame about Liza's scary eyebrows, since the rest of her face is so gorgeous. LOL!
JillyPoo on August 11, 2008 - 11:51am
I am sharing my avie times with you.
The Brad, before......
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Looks like Buster drew Lucille 2's eyebrows on with his hook.
Brad Pitt used to be so hot, but now everything about him is just... unappealing. I vaguely remember the days when he actually seemed to have personality.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
What the fuck is up with my newfound crush on James Franco? He's kind of... busted looking.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by NitWitty on August 11, 2008 - 10:43am.
Angie Jo better watch her shit. If Brad's doing this movie and Quentin wants Brit Brit to do it as well...It can only bode ill for Angie, cuz he definitely likes to downgrade. Just think he could adopt Brit's two rugrats next!
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omg too funny. that'll be the best entertainment ever. nothing will top that. umm...maybe if angie and jennifer become lovers. then the universe will implode
"CLOONEY'S LOONIES"
hey 2Drink!
Lily Allen is so full of shit.....please honey.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Slutts, don't you keep extra PTA towels with you? Don't tell me you and Nits used them all already.
james Franco is pretending to be homeless? He's probaby needed some money for weed.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
Good crumbs, so much to address here....
PSL - how are you, Slut?
Pitt - no break to make Pax better?
Liza - you are hurtin' me with the brows - stay away from Micheal Jackson idealism
This bitch chasing Clooney should be the new hot slut. It's all about effort.
Lily Allen - ALL titty slips are publicities moves. Put out a new song if you want to be validated!
O lord...liza's eyebrows are scary indeed
hahahha, my first thought was "Slutts! You saw Clooney?"
Liza! wtf is with those brows?
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Are the new twin Messiahs really ugly? I've heard a few people say that now...
I must know who Minelli's goes to for brow cholatizing!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
Submitted by DeeDee on August 11, 2008 - 10:57am.
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Nooooo, I had touched someone's greasy kolache and wiped my hands.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
bennettk, yes indeed they look VERY happy. He's laughing, and she's frantically chasing his motorcycle. O love, sweet love....
"STOP! In the name of love! Before you break my heart...think it over!"
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
No brad pitt aint a bastard but HIS CHILDREN ARE HA HA H AHA HA!!!! YOU GOT BASTARD UGLY BABIES!!! ha ha ha loser!
Also James franco, come here son, im gonna make you hurt my butt!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
What are you holding in your hand Slutts? A bag of Cheeto dust?
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
That cat looks as if someone grabbed DebFromHell and shoved a Robin Hood's costume on her.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
There you have it. If James Franco says being homeless doesn't suck, then it must be true. Of course, he doesn't say what his sign said that he used to make $20 in half an hour. Doesn't count if the sign reads: Will suck you off for 20 bux.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
why do we always get the same spam advert? Hasn't anyone on this site done something about it?! It's so annoying!! Every single flipping post.
*rant over*
That lady is so sad! Chasing Clooney?! Because she is sooo in with a chance lol. I'd be zooming away too.
bennettk on August 11, 2008 - 10:52am.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy.
- LOL! Ok, sometimes the spammers slay me.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Poor Liza, someone forgot to tell her to use the thin-tip Sharpies, not the thick ones.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
There are so many things about the Morning Wood that are giving me confusion times.
1) Why do celebrities insist on suing their own family? Are they so paranoid they think they're out to get them too?
2) Liza Minelli's eyebrows... are they Sharpied?
3) Why isn't George Clooney driving OVER her?
4) Why isn't PETA all over the cat thing? They rip their own assholes off going mental over a few staged fights with dogs in Dark knight yet they're ok with poor kitties being dressed up like Scarlett O'Hara?
This pic should have been one of the Caption Contests. "Stick me with your love plunger, George!"
And I believe Lily Allen. You don't do tit slips for publicity -- you do vag slips.
Who the hell is James Franco? I keep hearing about him but I have no idea what he looks like or what he's been in.
As for AJ, she should keep far far away from any film sets. Everyone knows Shitshit is batshit crazy if given half an inch, and she's publicly talked numerous times about having the hots for Pitt. Meaning she'd probably settle the matter in true hick-trash style, by chasing after Angie with a sawed-off rusty shotgun, yowling "Y'aaaaaaaaallll" all the way.
Come to think of it, that would make an AWESOME scene in the movie. I'd pay to watch that shit.
Submitted by NitWitty on August 11, 2008 - 10:46am.
Slutty! You look so cute chasing Clooney! Did he ever stop for you?
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No he didn't stop, a white dove flew out of his ass, so I knew that he was heading towards DeeDee's house.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Run Clooney Looney Run!!!
This is funny.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Slutty! You look so cute chasing Clooney! Did he ever stop for you? *hides behind Dee* She made me say that, btw.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Brad now knows how all his kids feel, they are all bastards. Make it legal Brad LOL. Like I @$%$ care
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
HAHAH that first picture of Liza Minnelli looks like they stuck a dildo up her ass.
Angie Jo better watch her shit. If Brad's doing this movie and Quentin wants Brit Brit to do it as well...It can only bode ill for Angie, cuz he definitely likes to downgrade. Just think he could adopt Brit's two rugrats next!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
That photo is hilarious.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.