The Only Vote That Matters
Wilshire & Washington reports that both McCain's and Obama's bitches have reached out to Saint Angelina for a possible endorsement. Both campaigns think Saint Angelina's endorsement actually matters. It's fucking true. If Saint Angelina instructed her Brangaloonies to cross all the presidential nominees off their ballots and write her name instead, they would do it in a homewrecking heartbeat. And she would totally win. Fuck, I just gave her an idea.
Angie has already said she hasn't made up her mind just yet, "I have not decided on a candidate. I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world."
Let's be real, Saint Angelina's vote is the only vote that matters. Once her ballot goes in, all other ballots will be voided. Shit, we should just have a big ceremony to decide who will be our next president. Saint Angelina will sit on her throne, McCain and Obama will both bow in front of her, she will slowly rise and touch the head of the man she feels is worthy enough. White doves would fly out of his ass and that would be that!
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Mike, you're giving the rest of the world too much credit. The human race is 99% witling, no matter where you go.
Just look at Aristeidēs the Just -- the poor guy had people voting against him because they didn't like his title. And that was ancient Greece, birthplace of logic and philosophy.
Your Mom Ate..., don't worry! In a way a horrible and sudden death would be joy to Parasite, because she would STILL be famous for that.
Now she is slowly but steadily fading into obscurity, and will eventually turn into a pathetic puffin-beaked old biddy who still dresses like a teenage hooker, dances on tables and takes drugs to seem "young." That would be more painful than a thunderbolt from the blue.
Submitted by dementa on August 11, 2008 - 9:55am.
Your Mom Ate..., don't worry! In a way a horrible and sudden death would be joy to Parasite, because she would STILL be famous for that.
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True, but at least I wouldn't have to see pics and hear interviews of her creaming over it...because she'd be dead...and rotting in the ground...which is good, because she's really the daughter of Satan.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Fuck you Angie Jo. Too busy scouring the orphanages of the world for another baby to fill the gaping void in your soul or taking up residence in a country not your own or even related to you to have you illegitimate spawn surgically liberated from your festering womb to really give a shit about what candidate wins. Just another excuse to run your mouth about shit.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 10:54am
This dumb ass needs to REGISTER AS A VOTER before she opens her beef curtain blow job trap!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She looks weird in this pic. I cannot believe she is only 3 years my senior. I guess it's all that caring for the world taking it's toll on her face. LOL
Like Brangelina will bother to set their Saintly feets on the shores of the USA long enough to cast their ballots.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 11, 2008 - 9:51am.
Angie has already said she hasn't made up her mind just yet, "I have not decided on a candidate. I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world."
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!
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Maybe she should adopt a needy baby/child from the U.S. before she goes around spouting out what issues the U.S. gov't should be focused on.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 9:48am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 10:44am.
...And Wonky McValtrex still walks the earth, unscathed. The irony is iminent.
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Sigh... I wish there was a good reason for that. I guess her punishment for still being alive is that everyone hates her and laughs at her.
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But the thing that sucks is it doesn't seem to bother her how much people hate her. I won't be happy until I see her get her lily white ass kicked/humiliated AT LEAST once daily.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Angie has already said she hasn't made up her mind just yet, "I have not decided on a candidate. I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world."
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!
The only crisis you have is how many more kids to collect to keep your fucking shitty ass "career" afloat.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
oh and fuck international justice! I need some justic HERE cunt!
cunt cunt cunt cunt MK said i could say it so if you dont like it you is a cunt too! Cunt!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
does she even LIVE in America?????
I agree sluttsville, lol!
then, the chosen one will desend into the sky with his hands out in a gesture of submission
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
She should never have got the nose job, it just made her face look weirder.
Submitted by mike on August 11, 2008 - 9:28am.
Submitted by Euphoria on August 11, 2008 -
That's actually true of the voting population in general. This country is full of retards.
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So true... And so frightening. I'm worried that my vote is going to be cancelled out by one of the retards. That's not going to keep me from voting, though.
You may as well ask the bitch who mops the floor who they is voting for cause this bitch is straight up crazy.
Ask the crazy cat lady from the simpsons too!
fuck shes ugly!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 9:45am.
YOUR MOM TACO TIMES! *hugs* Can we go for a beer this early or is that wrong?
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Loving Carrottop times! *squeezes the breath out of LCT*
Eh, what the hell...it's almost noon--let's hit the pub!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 10:44am.
...And Wonky McValtrex still walks the earth, unscathed. The irony is iminent.
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Sigh... I wish there was a good reason for that. I guess her punishment for still being alive is that everyone hates her and laughs at her.
OH PLEASE, THIS STUPID CUNT DOESN'T EVEN VOTE!!!!
GWAD I HATE THESE FUCKTARDED CAMPAIGN ASSWIPES!!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Thanks Obama for the stupidity, now I have no one to vote for.
Whhyyyyyyyy does anyone give a damn about what some supposedly talented lackwitted celeb "thinks" about politics?
On a sidenote, both McCain and Obama are disgusting little weasels.
YOUR MOM TACO TIMES! *hugs* Can we go for a beer this early or is that wrong?
Ugh, what a terrible picture. And quite a few people consider her to be one of the prettiest and bangable in the world? Please.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 9:35am.
What a beautiful picture. Anus lips and skeletal arm in fill view.
Happy Monday bitches. So, both Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes died? Wtf is going on here??
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...And Wonky McValtrex still walks the earth, unscathed. The irony is iminent.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Poor Ange!so much responsibilities, so little brains. once again, life isn't fair..
btw, can this shit be stopped and how much would it cost?
I'm glad there's an Angie post first thing in the morning. Mondays fucking suck donkey balls and this is a perfect outlet for taking it out on.
What's with all this "save the world" nonsense? Maybe we should be focusing the attention on the work this country needs, improve the state of THIS country, and then we can worry about the rest of the world.
Gah, that's why celebrities should just stick to the celebritizing and stay the fuck outta politics. Stupid elitist ideals.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
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Her beauty has deminished A LOT! I mean she used to be really pretty now she is semi soccer mom.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 11, 2008 - 9:39am.
Please NOBODY with a functioning brain is a fan of Brangelina.
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Unfortunately, they don't require those to vote here in America, Salem.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Please NOBODY with a functioning brain is a fan of Brangelina.
Submitted by simoneenomis
Isn't kind of obvious? I'd be surprised if she voted for anyone other than Obama
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Yeah, he is her babydaddy's cousin, after all. Show a little shameless nepotism and keep it in the family, bitch!
What a beautiful picture. Anus lips and skeletal arm in fill view.
Happy Monday bitches. So, both Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes died? Wtf is going on here??
I just bought a pair of shoes that fit on Saturday, but didn't fit this morning. Had I known that Angelina's views on life, religion, clothing, etc. had an impact on society, I would have asked what she thought of the shoes before I bought them. I am being punished or my horrible decision making.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by NitWitty on August 11, 2008 - 10:29am.
Obama wasn't kicking Hillary's ass till Oprah came out in support of him. America is full of mindless idiots who follow whatever clothing trends, diets and even buy cars based on what their fav celeb is doing/buying. Why would chosing a president be any different?
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Totally agree with you on this!!
Oh, for fuck's sake! Why are McCain and Obama feeding the beast? She's half crazy, who gives a shit who she "endorses"???
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 11, 2008 - 9:26am.
" will both bow in front of her, she will slowly rise and touch the head of the man she feels is worthy enough. White doves would fly out of his ass and that would be that"
Hell, that's how DeeDee chooses her Saturday night date!
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So true! You wouldn't believe the amount of bird poop I had to clean up from the other night!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
sorry guys, wicked chest cold and on meds...little loopy. sorry for the bad spelling/grammar
Oh hi I am a fucking celebrity that bitches about everything and I have a lot of money and pretend to care about everything. Well Jolie, buy MA although mandatory healthcare instead of more babies and MAYBE I will find you a valid humanitarian. You've got enough cash. Help starts at home. AND THEN MAYBE if you backed someone up, I would care. No wonder I am Green Party.
Submitted by maansman on August 11, 2008 - 9:26am.
If someone votes for a person only because celebrity approves is scary. I think by now, everyone knows who they are voting for....
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Obama wasn't kicking Hillary's ass till Oprah came out in support of him. America is full of mindless idiots who follow whatever clothing trends, diets and even buy cars based on what their fav celeb is doing/buying. Why would chosing a president be any different?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I don't buy this for a moment. I mean unless they are aiming for the JJ votes. They aren't going to get most of the Dlisted vote if that put that poison in it.
If this is true, Obama just went down a few notches in my book ...
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Submitted by Euphoria on August 11, 2008 - 10:27am.
Most of Hollywood has no idea what either of the candidates stand for, plan to do or endorse. They are like lemmings who jump on what they consider to be the "coolest" bandwagon. I doubt she really gives a shit, as she lives outside the US most of the time.
That's actually true of the voting population in general. This country is full of retards.
Most of Hollywood has no idea what either of the candidates stand for, plan to do or endorse. They are like lemmings who jump on what they consider to be the "coolest" bandwagon. I doubt she really gives a shit, as she lives outside the US most of the time.
If someone votes for a person only because celebrity approves is scary. I think by now, everyone knows who they are voting for....
Saint Angelina doesn’t endorse; she blesses.
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Ok, I completely agree about helping with refugees and children around the world BUT this is the vote for the US President, not the UN.
" will both bow in front of her, she will slowly rise and touch the head of the man she feels is worthy enough. White doves would fly out of his ass and that would be that"
Hell, that's how DeeDee chooses her Saturday night date!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
if this is for real, whoever she endorses is fucked -- there goes the soccer mom vote, and I'm afraid the brageloon vote is sequestered to fine mental institutional residents and random bag ladies ... and one of my neighbors, BUT she's got a record now for stalking her bf and violating a restraining order, so her vote is fucked.
Fuck, she looks so old and gross in this pic.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Isn't kind of obvious? I'd be surprised if she voted for anyone other than Obama