The Only Vote That Matters
Wilshire & Washington reports that both McCain's and Obama's bitches have reached out to Saint Angelina for a possible endorsement. Both campaigns think Saint Angelina's endorsement actually matters. It's fucking true. If Saint Angelina instructed her Brangaloonies to cross all the presidential nominees off their ballots and write her name instead, they would do it in a homewrecking heartbeat. And she would totally win. Fuck, I just gave her an idea.
Angie has already said she hasn't made up her mind just yet, "I have not decided on a candidate. I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world."
Let's be real, Saint Angelina's vote is the only vote that matters. Once her ballot goes in, all other ballots will be voided. Shit, we should just have a big ceremony to decide who will be our next president. Saint Angelina will sit on her throne, McCain and Obama will both bow in front of her, she will slowly rise and touch the head of the man she feels is worthy enough. White doves would fly out of his ass and that would be that!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 8:23am.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 11, 2008 - 11:10am.
I was at Safeway yesterday. There were loads of copies left. Suck that Angie.
I flipped through and the babies are not cute. Poor Pax looked all kinds of stunned and sad.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 11, 2008 - 11:15am.
I don't mind so much Celebs getting on the band wagon, it's just how it's been, I do hate the belligerence someone like Skeletina represents. It won't help any of the candidates. Skeletina has accrued a lot of HATE and disdain for her arrogant, ignorant bullshit.
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Those are the perfect words for her. Arrogant and ignorant. She puts herself on a pedestal. I remember how much actual good work she used to do, and the last time I remember her doing ANYTHING was when she went to Iraq, yet she was knocked up, so really, not good. Dumbshit.
How exactly do these dudes think she will help them? By pissing off their wives and losing the vote of every woman not on JJ in America?
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 11, 2008 - 10:29am.
your mom
Aw, the wonderful choices we have in America under Bush!!!
let's see, eat or pay the mortgage?
car insurance or phone?
it makes life so interesting, doesn't it?
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It really does. I just love the way my blood pressure skyrockets when my car insurance company warns me about canceling my insurance if I'm late on the bill. Hey, lets not forget about the shame and embarassment we endure when we have to keep asking our parents (who used to be well-off baby boomers until our generation went out on our own and found we didn't have enough money to survive) to lend us a buck here or there.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 11, 2008 - 11:29am.
carrottopalina, when it comes to your children, any color will do.
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Let's try for a green one. I'll pick up lots of lime jello tonight.
casiobeat on August 11, 2008 - 11:27am
She doesn't vote, she is not even a registered voter.
(pass it on...)
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 12, 2008 - 12:22am.
you mom.
fuck, Bush has all his personal doctors come to the fucking white house to attend to him.
meanwhile, I haven't had a check up in seven years.
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Hell, I can top that. I've lived in Korea for 5 simply because the healthcare is better. We pay 50% with our employers. I paid 3 dollars the other day for antibiotics, and that was BEFORE insurance.
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your mom
Aw, the wonderful choices we have in America under Bush!!!
let's see, eat or pay the mortgage?
car insurance or phone?
it makes life so interesting, doesn't it?
carrottopalina, when it comes to your children, any color will do.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I don't know - but I'm guessing that she's an Obama supporter, and is saying she's undecided so that she can get the candidates to clarify their commitments on issues like "international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world."
She wants them to vocalize their campaign promises, that's all. She'll most likely vote for Obama in the end, never fear.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 11, 2008 - 10:22am.
you mom.
fuck, Bush has all his personal doctors come to the fucking white house to attend to him.
meanwhile, I haven't had a check up in seven years.
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Shit, I just spent $400 on nothing more than a wisdom tooth pull and an exam at the dentist! It was either that or pay the rent. God bless America!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Why exactly do American politicians look for celebrity endorsements? Are the things they're fighting for and promising really so shitty that they need someone famous to make them look good??
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 11, 2008 - 11:10am.
lovecarrottop.
your grasp on things political is astounding.
lets make another poo baby.
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OK! It might be a different colour this time. No need to worry though.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 11, 2008 - 11:10am.
Does anyone know how well the People magazine issue sold?
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I imagine really well. I've been trying to look at a copy to see how ugly the bebes are and there hasn't been one stocked since last Monday.
you mom.
fuck, Bush has all his personal doctors come to the fucking white house to attend to him.
meanwhile, I haven't had a check up in seven years.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 12:18am.
Amen and Hallelujah!
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Thanks D-listers! lets all dry hump!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
to add to what Your Mom ate the Taco touched on with natural disaster reff.
Did we or did we not see the entire government let people drown, let babies DIE OF THIRST, and let an entire city go to ruin?
Life in America can fucking suck if you were born poor. You is double fucked if you are poor and brown/black/red/yellow/ or trailor!
Fucking let the UK take over so we can fix out shit! Yall aint up the fucking sweedfs ass telling them to donate more! FUCK YALL WITH YOUR INTERNATIONAL HAND OUT LOOKING FOR FREE SHIT!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 11, 2008 - 10:15am.
your mom ate
one of my bumper stickers.
"Bush has health insurance, do you?"
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I'll bet that turkey cunt's got Horizon with FULL dental coverage.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 11:07am
If Johnny gets her endorsement, Candy McCain better put a GPS on his dick.
Ok look, before the Brangeloosers start up, it was the resident psycho Brangelooser that posted Skeletina has never voted!
Why on earth would any campaign not do the homework, the opposing campaign WILL!
At least The Brad is, he supported Kerry last election.
I know it saying much but hey, I had to pull out something nice to say.
I don't mind so much Celebs getting on the band wagon, it's just how it's been, I do hate the belligerence someone like Skeletina represents. It won't help any of the candidates. Skeletina has accrued a lot of HATE and disdain for her arrogant, ignorant bullshit.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
your mom ate
one of my bumper stickers.
"Bush has health insurance, do you?"
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 11, 2008 - 10:12am.
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That's right--you school a bitch! :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by joanne on August 11, 2008 - 11:12am.
Amen. You'd think this was common sense.
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Submitted by lara on August 11, 2008 - 10:05am.
(and other diseases that can be easily curred in a developed country like usa).
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LOL! Yeah, sure...as long as you're lucky enough to have health insurance!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 12:11am.
Can I vote for you for President?
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i have never been to usa
well then lara then you dont know what it is like for starving children here in america.
Perhaps YOUR country can take over the charity shit while we elect a mother fucker who wont lead our asses to a war that we refused to back him on.
Charity begins at home and we wont be able to afford jack shit until we fix ourselves. So now THE REST of the free world needs to pick up and stop demanding that ONLY the usa picks up the tab for every one elses shit.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Since I am one of those idiots that think Bush got in by cheating twice, Flordia helped first then Ohio, I don't think our vote matters, but will vote anyway. I can't get over the fact we are still in Iraq for reasons that proved false. Money talks. We need to fix America before we start fixing other Countries.
Submitted by lara on August 11, 2008 - 10:05am.
ummm...i'll probably be killed for this, but common you can't really tell me that americans have it worse than people in the countries in Africa. i know it is "trendy" for celebrities to speak about africa right know, but have you seen the conditions those people live in? they die of hunger(and other diseases that can be easily curred in a developed country like usa). i believe the average american has food to put on the table tonight for their children. i have never been to usa and certianly i believe things can be improved in your country, but for those in people in Africa is a matter of survival.
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Lara, gimme a break. I never said there aren't other countries in worse peril than the U.S., but we are voting in the U.S. this November for a new U.S. president, and we're not exactly in tip-top shape: Energy crises, illegal immigrants, national debt, national natural disaster that STILL hasn't been addressed to this country's full potential, homeless, health care, violence and corruption, the ever-inflating cost of living vs. salaries that refuse to grow, outsourcing, corrupt gov't systems...would you like me to go on? It's slow at work today and I could write you a mile-long list.
You know that saying, "You can't love anyone else unless you first love yourself"? You can apply the same principle here.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by ocd can be good on August 12, 2008 - 12:08am.
Probably saw Zahara's mother mining them, then when she dropped dead of exhaustion she bought the diamonds and the baby was thrown in for free.
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lovecarrottop.
your grasp on things political is astounding.
lets make another poo baby.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 11, 2008 - 11:02am.
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So Chris, are you saying that we should wait to hear from Angelina before we make our decision?
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Does anyone know how well the People magazine issue sold?
I was kinda dissapointed that Banksy didn't hack into the website and and gave them the Paris Hilton cd treatment.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 12, 2008
-12:08am.
Just shows how eager we are to get rid of the current Assclown of State.
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TimTams Rule!
I vote for whatever candidate doesn't pander to dumbass sycophant celbrities like this one!
Any idea where those diamond earrings are from? After all, surely she doesn't support that industry in many parts of Africa?
dementa, yes, but this one started especially early....like 2006...
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 11, 2008 - 11:02am.
WHO GIVES A FAT, HAIRY, SMELLY, PUSS-FILLED FUCK?!
MMMMmmmmm Lets dry hump! No? Maybe?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Bradiful, Hoffalina, let's look at this logically. John McCain has the same first name as John Edwards. John Edwards is a cheaterface. Endorsing a John would just solidify the fact that Angelina condones cheaterfaces. Right? That makes sense.
"Ok, I completely agree about helping with refugees and children around the world BUT this is the vote for the US President, not the UN." Little China Doll
Total. You said it much nicer than I was gonna, little china doll.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 11, 2008 - 10:02am.
But, how do you really feel? heee.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 10:42am.
What's with all this "save the world" nonsense? Maybe we should be focusing the attention on the work this country needs, improve the state of THIS country, and then we can worry about the rest of the world.
Gah, that's why celebrities should just stick to the celebritizing and stay the fuck outta politics. Stupid elitist ideals.
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ummm...i'll probably be killed for this, but common you can't really tell me that americans have it worse than people in the countries in Africa. i know it is "trendy" for celebrities to speak about africa right know, but have you seen the conditions those people live in? they die of hunger(and other diseases that can be easily curred in a developed country like usa). i believe the average american has food to put on the table tonight for their children. i have never been to usa and certianly i believe things can be improved in your country, but for those in people in Africa is a matter of survival.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 10:51am.
But the thing that sucks is it doesn't seem to bother her how much people hate her. I won't be happy until I see her get her lily white ass kicked/humiliated AT LEAST once daily.
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You're probably right. This world really makes me angry times sometimes. The biggest wastes of skin roam around to murder/irritate while the best die.
If ole anus lips endorses that asswipe John M, I'm going to go ballistic. she has too many brain dead followers who will do her bidding.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
WHO GIVES A FAT, HAIRY, SMELLY, PUSS-FILLED FUCK?! I'm so sick and fucking tired of this whore, I can't fucking take it anymore. Just because she buys a few kids from their families doesn't mean she's a good fucking person. JUMPING MARY CHRIST, I CAN NOT STAND HEARING ABOUT THIS FUCKING WHORE ANYMORE!
FUCK, WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?!
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parissucksliterally, doesn't it feel that way every four years? Maybe I have a short attention span, but it always feels like they start whoring themselves out as soon as the previous prez takes the oath.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 10:49am.
Loving Carrottop times! *squeezes the breath out of LCT*
Eh, what the hell...it's almost noon--let's hit the pub!
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It's only 9:30 here but suuuuuuuuuure! Let's go! Are you getting people to say 'times' after things in real life?
I am so bored of this election. It feels like it has been going on for a decade.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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Our choices are Obama or McCain. I guess I'll be throwing away my vote and voting Independent. AGAIN.
Sorry, but helping everyone else around the world isn't a top priority for me when our own nation is in need of some MAJOR help.
I can't stand when actors (or musicians) open their mouths about politics and think people should listen to them. They recite lines for a living and most live in a fantasy world. Not exactly someone that I think qualifies to give political advice.
I guess Angelina would be a case for good plastic surgery. It still shows though, if you look at her older photos. :P
This celeb vote courting has to stop! I don't (and know others in my life who also don't) give a f*ck who celebs are voting for!
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 11, 2008 - 9:55am.
Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 10:54am
This dumb ass needs to REGISTER AS A VOTER before she opens her beef curtain blow job trap!
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Very true...and eloquently put, I might add!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron