The Only Vote That Matters
Wilshire & Washington reports that both McCain's and Obama's bitches have reached out to Saint Angelina for a possible endorsement. Both campaigns think Saint Angelina's endorsement actually matters. It's fucking true. If Saint Angelina instructed her Brangaloonies to cross all the presidential nominees off their ballots and write her name instead, they would do it in a homewrecking heartbeat. And she would totally win. Fuck, I just gave her an idea.
Angie has already said she hasn't made up her mind just yet, "I have not decided on a candidate. I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world."
Let's be real, Saint Angelina's vote is the only vote that matters. Once her ballot goes in, all other ballots will be voided. Shit, we should just have a big ceremony to decide who will be our next president. Saint Angelina will sit on her throne, McCain and Obama will both bow in front of her, she will slowly rise and touch the head of the man she feels is worthy enough. White doves would fly out of his ass and that would be that!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 11, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Being turned into a Loonie: It's like being turned into a zombie, but far more terrifying and far more brain-dead.
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And a lot more moaning and drooling, more often than not whilst in the presence of a Tomb Raider poster.
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I believe someone else mentioned masturbating with People magazine? That might also be a factor.
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Hi5.
Submitted by dementa on August 11, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Fatmartha, do you have to get bitten like with zombies, or is there some other method of transmission?
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I haven't the foggiest, though I imagine the transformation involves watching "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" at least a dozen times to find the EXACT MOMENT in the movie when they fell in love. *urk*
Not having any grammar or punctuation skills is a plus, too.
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Hi5.
Has the whole world gone insane??? Why are people kissing celebrity asses left, right and center?? And why THIS celebrity in particular?
Is she really that powerful? Does she have such an impact on American population? What is she known for anyway? Marrying Pitt and having buckloads of kids???
I'm shocked that the celebrity worshipping has reached a whole new level of insanity !!
Politicians now wanting Angie?? Wow !!
Figures McSlut would bemoan the vapidity of Hollywood celebrity one day, then kiss ass to get one to shill for him the next.
AND ANOTHER THING ART MOM HAS GOLDEN TIMES FOR AWARDS SHE GOOD IN THE TIMES OF LIMOS! SHE LIKES THE BLOOD OKAY AND ALSO SHE CAN'T HAVE ORPHANS MAKE THE TRUCKSTOP SONGS FOR TAX! SHE WILL BE THE PRESIDENT OF EARTH AND WIN CNN TUNES AWARDS! Y'ALL CAN'T MAKE EVIL MOM TIMES AT HER SHE IS MAKING NEW BABIES SLOTS AND THE REFUGEE DANCE!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 11, 2008 - 1:18pm.
*backs away slowly*
*turns and runs screaming into the night*
Being turned into a Loonie: It's like being turned into a zombie, but far more terrifying and far more brain-dead.
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And a lot more moaning and drooling, more often than not whilst in the presence of a Tomb Raider poster.
Fatmartha, do you have to get bitten like with zombies, or is there some other method of transmission?
Submitted by FatMartha on August 11, 2008 - 1:08pm.
I will never comprehend WHY I would be "jellis" of Angiepoo. Who would want a man face, vagina lips, no talent, and incestual relations? I will pass, gracias.
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I have NO idea. I guess they figured since she stole Brad from JA and has such 'glorious' children (you know, the ones that eat chips and ice cream for breakfast, pull on each other's hair, scratch each other and silently plot the demise of the other siblings while pretending not to speak any English) she must just be the most incredible human alive. Oh, I forgot to mention all that humanitarian work she used to do but doesn't anymore, and the money she donates to herself.
EAT TENNIS CANS IN TOILET TIMES STONEY OK MAKES FOR SMELL BALLS OF BRAD'S BABY MAKING ROUND ONES EAT FAT LIPS AND LOOK MAN TIMES
ha ha ha ha!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
*backs away slowly*
*turns and runs screaming into the night*
Being turned into a Loonie: It's like being turned into a zombie, but far more terrifying and far more brain-dead.
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Hi5.
OK WOW FIGURES FAT MOMS ALL UP IN HERE TALKING POLITIC TIMES ON ANGIE OK SHE HAS BLACK BABIES AND ANGELS WITH BRADS BALLS YUMMY SO NICE IN THE BRAINS SO READ A PEOPLE IN TOILET TIMES AND DIE
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by platypus on August 11, 2008 - 12:05pm.
OK WOW EAT AN ORPHAN AND DIE
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LOL!
AND THEN SHE HAS BRAD WITH THE TOILET SOCK WITH BALLS TIME AND JAMES HAVEN LIPS OK WOW!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 11, 2008 - 12:51pm.
I must say though, I would rather have a ranting, raving Loon with 2MANY CAPS N EXCLAMATOINS AND TYPEOS!!!!! than a weepy one. Keeps the fun in things, you know?
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How about this:
LEEVE ANGELINA ALONE YOU JELLIS HATERS! SHE DIDN'T DO ANTHING TO YOU SO SHUT UP! GO BACK TO YOR BAGS OF CHIPS AND UGLEE HUSBANDS HORES!
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Bwahahahahahahahaahaha!! Perfection. If I didn't know better I would have thought you were one of... THEM.
I will never comprehend WHY I would be "jellis" of Angiepoo. Who would want a man face, vagina lips, no talent, and incestual relations? I will pass, gracias.
Maybe the village idio- er, I mean Angie fan, can explain? *turns to twosie politely*
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Hi5.
platypus on August 11, 2008 - 1:05pm
Thank you.
*orders orphan burrito*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
OK WOW IT FIGURES I COME BACK ON THIS CHAT AND YOU BE TALKING BAD ABOUT MY GIRL BLACKS ANGIE SHE IS ONLY HUMAN LIKE TOILET BATS SHE HAS SQUARE JAW OK SCARY TIMES BLACKS WHEN I CALL THE COUNTY SHE HAS BOOT MOVES OK WOW SHE MAKE MOVIE OK WOW EAT AN ORPHAN AND DIE
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by FatMartha on August 11, 2008 - 12:51pm.
I must say though, I would rather have a ranting, raving Loon with 2MANY CAPS N EXCLAMATOINS AND TYPEOS!!!!! than a weepy one. Keeps the fun in things, you know?
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How about this:
LEEVE ANGELINA ALONE YOU JELLIS HATERS! SHE DIDN'T DO ANTHING TO YOU SO SHUT UP! GO BACK TO YOR BAGS OF CHIPS AND UGLEE HUSBANDS HORES!
Submitted by Capitanne on August 11, 2008 - 11:57am.
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Word! AND you added to the list. That leaves me with less work :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Does this narcissistic retard understand that the president of the United States might just want to focus on our very own poor and needy, collapsing real estate market, plummenting stock market, escalating national debt,sky-rocketing oil prices(and no alternative energy plan), the war on terror, deepening involvement in the volatile middle east, collapsing public school system, rising unemployment, bankrupt healthcare system and corrupt and incompetent Congress? Perhaps, she and Barack Obama should just be elected Empress and Emperor of the World, move to Germany and leave America to the Americans.
P.S. Homeboy's mouf looks like a vagina. He should get that looked at.
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Hi5.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 11, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Ding ding ding! Can you feel the crazy bubbling yet?
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Honey, I felt it before I even READ the post. Every Brange post inevitably attracts at least one Loon.
I must say though, I would rather have a ranting, raving Loon with 2MANY CAPS N EXCLAMATOINS AND TYPEOS!!!!! than a weepy one. Keeps the fun in things, you know?
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Hi5.
I'll bet the diamond earrings she's wearing there could pay to feed an entire small third-world country.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by FatMartha on August 11, 2008 - 12:37pm.
I think this is my most favoritest picture of Angie to date because she has a severe case of MAN FACE!!!!
God bless whoever took this picture. Aaaamen.
P.S. Do I detect a bit of the Brangeloonie in the comments of this thread?
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Ding ding ding! Can you feel the crazy bubbling yet?
MK
That is funny. The queen order the candidate what to do? to get the blessing from queen of bragloonies. Yet she never register to vote before.
She looks rather pilled out here, no?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 11, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Wow, that took longer than I thought. The Brangeloonie herd must still be recovering from paper cuts to their saggy vags from masturbating with People.
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My thoughts exactly.
Submitted by twosie on August 11, 2008 - 12:13pm.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
*takes deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I think this is my most favoritest picture of Angie to date because she has a severe case of MAN FACE!!!!
God bless whoever took this picture. Aaaamen.
P.S. Do I detect a bit of the Brangeloonie in the comments of this thread?
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Hi5.
Why would either candidate consider a bisexual, brother-tonguing, blood-vial wearing, heroin-using, child-collecting, homewrecking ho-dawg for an endorsement?
She couldn't even be bothered to have any of her children in the US so I seriously doubt she thinks voting for our next president is a priority.
((And, really, if she wanted to pay homage to her mother, she would have birthed her children in Detroit! Behind a bowling alley.))
Pretentious Prick-Teasing twat...
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I'm so over the posters who come on here and choose to remain clueless about what this site is about.
Plenty of sites cozy up to celebs and their lies, DL, we cozy up to the ludicrousness, i.e. Phoebe Price, Lucite show wearing ho's, etc...oh and Anderson Cooper because he's a hot bitch.
WE live to mock.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She's looking old lately. Like some random dad's wallet with the condom impression in the leather.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 11, 2008 - 12:22pm.
thanks you!
i did offer a dry hump or ten!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 1:19am.
The more you post, the more I think I love you.
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TimTams Rule!
Submitted by twosie on August 11, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Michael K,
Why do you feel the need to mock Angelina all the time? She's a great and inspiring woman. I've been following her career for ten years and I'm convinced she's one of the most important people of the 21st century.
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Yes, she will forever be credited with spreading syphillis throughout the world in the 21st century.
Submitted by twosie on August 12, 2008 - 1:13am.
Michael K,
Why do you feel the need to mock Angelina all the time? She's a great and inspiring woman. I've been following her career for ten years and I'm convinced she's one of the most important people of the 21st century.
Wow, that took longer than I thought. The Brangeloonie herd must still be recovering from paper cuts to their saggy vags from masturbating with People.
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TimTams Rule!
i would follow her career for ten years if i was like locked up in prison and had nothing else to do but fist my cell mate.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 12:17pm
That's what I said out loud.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Uh oh...
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by twosie on August 11, 2008 - 12:13pm.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah a!
thats shit is FUNNY!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
LCT- ok. as most of you SHOULD know, McCain was a POW in Vietnam. To this day he fucking hates those of Vietnamese descent... He shows many signs of PTSD and is quite flippant. Many reports (I'd look for a source but I am lazy) say that he uses the word gook a lot... I wouldn't be surprised if he declared war against/bombed/did something terrible to Vietnam for personal gain.
AKA he's a cunt
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Michael K,
Why do you feel the need to mock Angelina all the time? She's a great and inspiring woman. I've been following her career for ten years and I'm convinced she's one of the most important people of the 21st century.
Submitted by platypus on August 11, 2008 - 12:03pm.
I'd fucking e-stab the bitch if she endorses McCain because her SON is Vietnamese..... I won't continue this into a rant
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Please do!!
American politics has reached a new low.
I'd fucking e-stab the bitch if she endorses McCain because her SON is Vietnamese..... I won't continue this into a rant
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 11, 2008 - 11:02am.
WHO GIVES A FAT, HAIRY, SMELLY, PUSS-FILLED FUCK?! I'm so sick and fucking tired of this whore, I can't fucking take it anymore. Just because she buys a few kids from their families doesn't mean she's a good fucking person. JUMPING MARY CHRIST, I CAN NOT STAND HEARING ABOUT THIS FUCKING WHORE ANYMORE!
FUCK, WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?!
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Awesome tirade.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 11, 2008 - 11:43am.
Exactly.
I'd bet if she did public promoting, she'd get boo'ed.
And I would save that clip and watch it every morning and laugh and laugh and laugh....
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One can only hope. Either that, or she'd make such a complete ass of herself. If she were to make a commercial in support of either of them, I'd LOVE to see her give the camera the 'come fuck me' look she spews in all of her movies. I'd laugh. And laugh. Then laugh some more. And have pee times.
This 'soccer mom' attempt won't last long.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 11, 2008 - 11:39am.
I was at Safeway yesterday. There were loads of copies left. Suck that Angie.
I flipped through and the babies are not cute. Poor Pax looked all kinds of stunned and sad.
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Was Zahara gnawing on their little Michelin Man legs? I'll have to look again for copies.
Total bullshit.The site is run by VARIETY.Clearly this is a preemptive strike on the part of "THE HOLLYWOOD LEFT" to keep everybody...especially those highest on the food chain...in line.
Oh what a perfect combo: A brangelina AND a political post in ONE! The crazies will be coming from miles around to make sure to voice their valuable opinions.
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 11:35am
Exactly.
I'd bet if she did public promoting, she'd get boo'ed.
And I would save that clip and watch it every morning and laugh and laugh and laugh....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.