The Only Vote That Matters

Fuck the fucking immigrants!!

Yeah, I said it.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 4:50pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 3:37pm.

It's not so much about the common U.S. American having to cater to immigrants as it is the gov't actually doing it at the expense of U.S. citizens. For example, illegal immigrants often get free health care if they have an emergency room visit while actual citizens have been turned away for lacking both insurance and money. They are allowed to work without taxable salaries through corrupt bosses who will hire them for cheap labor, and they often send most of their money back to their families in their respective native homes, which stifles this country's economy. Illegal women often come here to give birth to anchor babies so that they can receive welfare, which should be saved for citizens who are in dire straits. I say we harpoon their asses and send them back from whence they came.
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What in the heeelll... what the fuck is going on with the world??!! I don't know that our situation is that bad yet, although we're slowly losing our Canadian culture. Hell, I don't even think you can call this Canada anymore. We're losing all of what made us Canada because immigrants have decided that they want to turn this country into their own by forcing their culture onto everyone else. I'm all for immigration but come the fuck on. Move here because you like what it represents, not because you want to turn it into your home country.

If she wants to address the needs of children in crisis around the world, she should start with Brentwood. The future doesn't look so great for Ryder Hudson-Robinson, Levi McConaughey, and Shauna Sand's three girls.

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i cant believe some bull shit i just read here!!!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Here's a question for the Americans: do you find that you're having to cater more and more to the demands of immigrants?

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It's not so much about the common U.S. American having to cater to immigrants as it is the gov't actually doing it at the expense of U.S. citizens. For example, illegal immigrants often get free health care if they have an emergency room visit while actual citizens have been turned away for lacking both insurance and money. They are allowed to work without taxable salaries through corrupt bosses who will hire them for cheap labor, and they often send most of their money back to their families in their respective native homes, which stifles this country's economy. Illegal women often come here to give birth to anchor babies so that they can receive welfare, which should be saved for citizens who are in dire straits. I say we harpoon their asses and send them back from whence they came.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by K2 on August 11, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Especially when other countries don't go up to bat for us when a disaster hits (9/11)
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Think of it this way: anyone who went to the States' rescue during 9/11 would have been targeted. Can you blame anyone for not wanting their country capitals blown to smithereens?

Submitted by LookUpYourEx on August 11, 2008 - 4:43pm.

Tell Oscar Strauss that due to student loans and my mothers diabetic medical bills i cant afford to give a fuck bout no body else but my momma and god forbis if somethig happens to her, he should go be charitable and give that whore at Guardian who keeps denying claims for my mom a bullet proof vest cause im gonna go shoot her in her ass hole.

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There is a higher form of patriotism than nationalism, and that higher form is not limited by the boundaries of one's country; but by a duty to mankind to safeguard the trust of civilization.

Oscar S. Strauss

Here's a question for the Americans: do you find that you're having to cater more and more to the demands of immigrants?

In Canada, it seems like every other day either a Hindu, Chinese, or some such group is complaining that they aren't given enough credit in this country. Case and point, the Hindis wanting out national anthem to be sung IN Hindu (I think that's what the language is called) at the Olympics. We are constantly having to change our policies to meet the demands and desires of immigrants that don't even bother to learn English.

Let's compare this to AJ. Her gloating about her humanitarianism is just exploding in her face. Maybe she's doing it with good intentions, but she's coming off as arrogant and ridiculous and now everyone hates her. K, that doesn't really relate but you know what I mean.
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It was a good enough analogy considering the subject matter. I can hear what you're saying but at the same time no one wants to hear crap being said about their country. Especially if they feel proud of it. I am proud of the US, and yet I feel at times we have overstepped boundaries. Also, I'm not trying to sound selfish about the US helping other countries - but I do feel you shouldn't neglect your own people in the hopes of financially helping out others. Especially when other countries don't go up to bat for us when a disaster hits (9/11). But back to Jolie.... I get she wants to help out the less fortunate - but that never seems to be the case when it comes to the "less fortunate" in her own country! That's all I'm gonna say on her.

Submitted by VMDA78 on August 11, 2008 - 3:27pm.

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Well, welcome to DListed. You're safe from most brangeloonies, here. Occasionally we get a few of them lurking about, but all you have to do is destroy the head/brain.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

To see the rantings of really obsessed and freaky angelina fans read the comments on the celebitchy website. Angelina's fans on the celebitchy website suffer from celebrity whorship syndrome, it is sad, pathetic and scary. Any negative comment about angelina and it is preceived as if you insulted a close family member. The same freaks keep taking over angelina threads and having crazy conversations, as well insulting anyone who thinks angelina isn't a saint. The celebitchy Website has become a place for angelina freaks to rant and rave about their queen, they have ruined it.

Submitted by VMDA78 on August 11, 2008 - 4:25pm.

fucking durrrr man!

Well welcome to Dlisted!

Can i call you Captain?

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we need to just go ahead and fuck congress right in its tight ass with no lube and we wont have no more problems man. Get that cunt Pelosi to call those pieces of shit back to work on the energy bill!

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 11, 2008 - 3:51pm.
I have a short fuse with regards to how we are seen by other countries and an even shorter fuse with regards to how my fellow Americans speak of the USA!

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As your fellow American, I never speak of this country negatively. However, I'm not happy about how the gov't and huge corporations have conspired to turn this into a capitalist country. Through loopholes, we are often violated of our basic rights--rights that were imposed during the birth of this nation through the idea of freedom. Your right to life? Only if you can afford health/life insurance. Your right to liberty? Only if all your bills are paid up in time. Your right to pursue happiness? Only if you make enough money. The saddest part is that millions of people have been forcefully conditioned to accept the lie that blows like a fart in the wind so strong that the largest American flag wouldn't be able to appease it.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by K2 on August 11, 2008 - 4:12pm.

Exactly! And I'm from the US. I don't see anything wrong with helping out other countries but I don't think our main focus should be how to handle issues outside of the US. There's only so much we can do to help out other countries, only so much money and resources before they try and figure it out for themselves. If she is gonna base her vote for OUR President on what he is going to do to help the rest of the world - then she is a f*cking loser. She doesn't even live in the US half the time. What on earth does she care about our election for?!
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I agree... focus on the home country first, THEN see what you can do to help. It's frustrating that so many people don't see that the reason the US has a bad reputation is BECAUSE of this forcefulness. I mean, imagine if the US minded its own business. I bet the amount of people prejudiced towards them, or wanting to bomb them, would decrease SIGNIFICANTLY. Let's compare this to AJ. Her gloating about her humanitarianism is just exploding in her face. Maybe she's doing it with good intentions, but she's coming off as arrogant and ridiculous and now everyone hates her. K, that doesn't really relate but you know what I mean.

When will the world stop catering to this woman? It's stuff like this that keeps her from shutting her yap and going away...she's NOT THAT IMPORTANT.

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I'm not trying to start a war here, but as a non-American I can tell you the frustration comes in America thinking it's its job to fix everyone else's problems. Sure, it's nice to assume you can help, but forcing your way into countries to tell them how they should run it so it'll work like America does isn't noble. It's forceful. I can understand the desire to get into fucked up countries to try to prevent themselves from destroying their own civilization but in most situations, it's better to let them realize their own mistakes and fix them.

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Exactly! And I'm from the US. I don't see anything wrong with helping out other countries but I don't think our main focus should be how to handle issues outside of the US. There's only so much we can do to help out other countries, only so much money and resources before they try and figure it out for themselves. If she is gonna base her vote for OUR President on what he is going to do to help the rest of the world - then she is a f*cking loser. She doesn't even live in the US half the time. What on earth does she care about our election for?!

Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 11, 2008 - 3:51pm.
I have a short fuse with regards to how we are seen by other countries and an even shorter fuse with regards to how my fellow Americans speak of the USA!
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I'm not trying to start a war here, but as a non-American I can tell you the frustration comes in America thinking it's its job to fix everyone else's problems. Sure, it's nice to assume you can help, but forcing your way into countries to tell them how they should run it so it'll work like America does isn't noble. It's forceful. I can understand the desire to get into fucked up countries to try to prevent themselves from destroying their own civilization but in most situations, it's better to let them realize their own mistakes and fix them.

LOVE CARROTTOP & K2
We are def on the same page! It kills me when people compare her to what happened between Liz Taylor and Richard Burton. For starters she aint no LIZ!!! And as soon as LT & RB decided to get together they made it quite obvious and he got his divorce and they never denied that what they did hurt other people. Burton and Taylor had more respect for his wife and kids to do that. Doesn't make it right be much easier to swallow.

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K2 - I totally agree. If she'd just fucking fess up to what she did, admit it was wrong, acknowledge that she's a whore and should not have touched Brad, then it might be easy not to hate her so GD much. As it is, hate her more than blood boogers.

This is really off topic, but like Stoney said she looks pilled out. In every single picture her pupils are dilated. What the fuck?! Methadone? I've been researching this for quite some time in my tabloids.:)

K2 on August 11, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Why the hell is it always up to our country to straighten out the shit that goes on in other countries?

Because that is what we Americans do. We get involved in something and the whole world (including some of our own granola eating tree-hugging Americans) tells us to mind our own business. When we don't get involved we are heartlessmoneygrubbingfatlazyamericans that can't be bothered to do what's right and help out. And we're so rich and we should be giving all our money to help everyone but ourselves. Fucking France shits on us left and right yet they'd be speaking fucking German if it weren't for us. Sorry for the tirade but I'm prior military and I have a short fuse with regards to how we are seen by other countries and an even shorter fuse with regards to how my fellow Americans speak of the USA!
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 11, 2008 - 3:38pm.

YUP, that's the same show that I was talking about. Now she's coming out with it and smiling about it too! And she wants her kids to see it. I mean considering all the violence and sex in the movie AND the fact he was still married and living as husband and wife with JA it tells you loads about how her mind works. She is laughing in the face of those who believed her but most of all it's another dig at JA I think. What a crude bitch!
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Did at JA or not, that's just fucking sick. I can't believe she's proud of her actions and wants to show her kids. Any ounce of respect I had left for her (about the size of a pubic hair) is now flushed down the can.

I remember that awards thing you're talking about. She had on some godawful grandma's curtains dress with her hands behind her back, making it PAINFULLY obvious they were standing apart because they'd just fucked. Standing together would have made it obvious they both reeked of the same sex smell.

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Yeah, that was at the premiere of MAMS. She had the hands behind the back and he had his hand in his coat pocket. They had no clue how to act near one another and they had the guilty "we fucked" look all over their faces. She has said on more than one occasion that she looked forward to going to the set everyday and was excited to see him. She was having so much fun and got an excited feeling whenever she was going to work. It's called butterflies in your stomach (bitch) and it's what happens when you like someone and are attracted to them. He may have had issues with his wife, confusion about his marriage and desperation for children, but she is the one that helped him pull the plug on his marriage! She contributed to that as much as he did. Yet for 3 years she tries to schmooze with her innocent image. This is why most of us have a disdain for her - it's the lying that people can't move past - not the divorce itself. She is a slut.

LOVE CARROTTOP
YUP, that's the same show that I was talking about. Now she's coming out with it and smiling about it too! And she wants her kids to see it. I mean considering all the violence and sex in the movie AND the fact he was still married and living as husband and wife with JA it tells you loads about how her mind works. She is laughing in the face of those who believed her but most of all it's another dig at JA I think. What a crude bitch!
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I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world."
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WTF? Why isn't she concerned with the issues that are going to affect her own country (THE USA)? Does she forget that the rest of us mere mortal slobs are dealing with gas prices, a recession, foreclosures on homes, expensive health insurance, or NO health insurance, the war, and unemployment?! OF course NOT. This shit doesn't affect her in one way or the other. No wonder her first priority is international justice, refugees and children around the world (i.e. 3rd world countries only). This whore should go f*ck herself (literally). Why the hell is it always up to our country to straighten out the shit that goes on in other countries? Can we ever spare 5 minutes to concentrate on the people in our own country? I couldn't give 2 shits who these asshole celebrities vote for. They can survive in this country without ANY changes. It's the middle class and lower class that need to see a change. The rich just worry about falling into a different tax bracket and having more money from their $20 million salaries taken from them.

Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 11, 2008 - 3:18pm.

LOVE CARROTTOP
Ya know I was thinking the exact same thing. She looked so proud of that movie and that they fell in love filming it. But what's even worse is that for the past 3 years the loons have denied that they had ANY connection while filming. Don't really care. But I could tell when the two of them just finished filming and had to go to some award thing and they wouldn't get within 3 feet of each other, they had that "yeah we fucked but we gonna deny deny deny" look about them. I had that same look with my highschool sweetheart at times. Haha.
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Wait... rewind.... didn't she say nothing happened between them during the movie because he was still married, and it was only AFTER that they got together? I smells a LIARMOUTH. It's always nice to catch Angelina in one of her own homewrecking lies.

I remember that awards thing you're talking about. She had on some godawful grandma's curtains dress with her hands behind her back, making it PAINFULLY obvious they were standing apart because they'd just fucked. Standing together would have made it obvious they both reeked of the same sex smell.

This is one of my favorite threads in a LONG time. And whoever said Angelina Jolie-Pitt (the poster here on DL, not the actual whore) should be president, I totally agree!

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 11, 2008 - 1:07pm.

Holy crap BB...that was the first time I laughed out loud today. Thanks! BTW, how's the burrito?

LOVE CARROTTOP
Ya know I was thinking the exact same thing. She looked so proud of that movie and that they fell in love filming it. But what's even worse is that for the past 3 years the loons have denied that they had ANY connection while filming. Don't really care. But I could tell when the two of them just finished filming and had to go to some award thing and they wouldn't get within 3 feet of each other, they had that "yeah we fucked but we gonna deny deny deny" look about them. I had that same look with my highschool sweetheart at times. Haha.
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 11, 2008 - 3:09pm.

Can you believe that I saw her on some video recently saying that of all the movies either of them have made she wants the kids to see Mr & Mrs Smith so that they can see the movie that brought their parents together and fell in love??
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What age do you think they'll be when they realize that by that, she meant the movie that tore Brad away from his marriage and painted their mom as the Hollywood whore?

FatMartha
I haven't the foggiest, though I imagine the transformation involves watching "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" at least a dozen times to find the EXACT MOMENT in the movie when they fell in love.

Can you believe that I saw her on some video recently saying that of all the movies either of them have made she wants the kids to see Mr & Mrs Smith so that they can see the movie that brought their parents together and fell in love?? And was excited that they can see "Mommy" kicking "Daddys" butt. She just screams warm and fuzzy Mommy material doesn't she?
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Submitted by platypus on August 11, 2008 - 3:01pm.

lct- scarjo is a stupid egotistical cunt who MURDERED MY FAVORITE WAITS SONG
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She murdered my dreams of living in a 6-bedroom house on the oustkirts of Vancouver with Ryan Reynolds. I hates her too.

Also, she sounds like a sick horse when she sings.

lct- scarjo is a stupid egotistical cunt who MURDERED MY FAVORITE WAITS SONG

I'm gland obama made her look like the ass she is
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

Hahahah nicely done Laila. I like the screaming at the 'oshin' part.

Submitted by waterbucket on August 11, 2008 - 12:07pm.

American politics has reached a new low.
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Amen. Who the fuck cares what any of these Hollywood people think? They are actors, that's ALL.
Acting is just a fucking JOB, it's not rocket science.
Unfuckingbelievable.

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I’d like to think than an endorsement from Jolie or any celeb for that matter wouldn’t mean anything, but a lot of people are easily lead. Look at the huge boost Obama got from Oprah’s endorsement. I like Obama but I kind of freaked me out how many people were undecided, then Oprah got behind him and suddenly they were definitely gonna vote for Obama. Not because they liked his policies, his platform, his ideology or were impressed with his track record. They were gonna vote for him because Oprah liked him.

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LEEVE ANGELINA ALONE YOU JELLIS HATERS! SHE DIDN'T DO ANTHING TO YOU SO SHUT UP! GO BACK TO YOR BAGS OF CHIPS AND UGLEE HUSBANDS HORES!
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LOL! I’d only add some random derogatory slam on Aniston to complete this loonie imitation, i.e. YOU FAT HAGZ MUST BE MANISTON FANS. ONLY FANS OF OLD, OGLEE, BARREN CHINNISTION WOULD HATE PERFECT PRETEE ANGIE. GO PUT ON UR MOM JEANS AND SCREAM AT THE OCEAN HAGZ!!!!!!!

Well I'm voting for whomever Sheri Sheperd is not, so there you go.

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I’ve been wracking my brains to think if we have slebs endorsing politicians in the UK. I’m sure we must as we are as sleb mad as the US but I can’t think of one. I think it would be undignified to be seen to court their vote and also someone like St Child Snatcher would more than likely alienate many. Fuck, I wouldn’t vote for a dream team of Jesus, Gandhi and Mandela if this pus filled lying skank backed them.
On reflection I think Tony Blair did try and be trendy by inviting some bands and comedians to number 10 but it just made him look a cunt. We of course have our share of lying two faced opportunistic sycophantic arseholes letting off sanctimonious rants when they are not lauded as the second coming- Geldof for example and our neighbours in Ireland have the frightful Bono but to the best of my knowledge no politician would touch them with a bargepole. Disinfected at both ends.
I might be wrong, I blank out a lot these days with my country going down the toilet.
Ange’s ignorant posturing must be unbearable. I hope she doesn’t stay in France. It’s too close. I can smell dishonesty, bullshit and bollocks from here if the wind is on the right direction.
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Submitted by dementa on August 11, 2008 - 2:15pm.

Love Carrottop, well, any woman who tries is likely to be called "lesbian" and/or "bitch" even if they do kiss celeb ass, so no real loss. :)
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Good point :P Go for it!

LOVE CARROTTOP: Obama had to say something, lest Michelle put a beatdown on ScarHo

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 11, 2008 - 2:00pm

not only is her vagina STALE but had this whore donated all of the money from these last two bastard piece of crap looking babies then YES THE HUNGER IN AFRICA COULD HAVE ENDED.

but that bitch aint gonna give all that money to people who need it and jack asses who think her pussy is some magic chamber and let this whore get away with this bull shit are doing the very same thing as taking food out the africans mouth.

fuck the bull shit she aint hot and shes got a clit dick!

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Love Carrottop, well, any woman who tries is likely to be called "lesbian" and/or "bitch" even if they do kiss celeb ass, so no real loss. :)

Remember when ScarJo was trying to back Obama and she said they had this great email relationship, then Obama said he's never actually spoken to her via email for more than to say 'thanks'? Hee hee heeeeeeeeeeee!

Submitted by dementa on August 11, 2008 - 1:51pm.

Le sigh. Someday I'm gonna run for president myself, just to see if you can actually make it into the final lap without kissing a single celebrity behind.
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You could try, but likely all that would happen is you'd either be labeled a lesbian or a bitch.

You sluts would be surprised at how many celebs back Republicans.

But I even respect McCain, so why the hell not?

Angie for President.

Her steeltrap thundercat can end terror in Darfur, war in Georgia, and hunger in Africa!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 11, 2008 - 1:38pm.

I haven't the foggiest, though I imagine the transformation involves watching "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" at least a dozen times to find the EXACT MOMENT in the movie when they fell in love. *urk*
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I don't know about that, but anyone who's seen it can pinpoint the exact moment they started fucking.

Le sigh. Someday I'm gonna run for president myself, just to see if you can actually make it into the final lap without kissing a single celebrity behind.

i miss logging in as whoever i felt like being that day man! Comming back wont never register and you know this!!!!!!

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