Panatroll's Daddy Arrested
Do any of these twats in Hollywood have semi-normal parents? Hayden Panatroll's daddy, Alan, was arrested this morning for allegedly hitting on her mom. He is no Hero. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
TMZ reports that Alan and his wife, Lesley, were at a party with their daughter earlier in the night. At the party, Alan became jealous after he saw Lesley talking to some bitch. He felt she was "disrespecting" him. Does Alan think he's in "Sleeping with the Enemy" or some shit? Fuck. I can't stand that shit. I had a boyfriend who would yell at my ass for even talking to trees (which happens often when I'm drunk).
Alan and Lesley's fight continued at home where he allegedly slapped her. The police were called and he was arrested at around 3am. He's currently being held on $50,000 bail.
Alan gives me that "I'll tickle your genitals while lying to your face" vibe. And he probably freaks out at Hayden's mom when all the canned goods in the kitchen cupboard aren't facing forward.
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Best line: "He felt she was "disrespecting" him. Does Alan think he's in "Sleeping with the Enemy" or some shit?"
Oh, Michael K...i fucking love you! you make me laugh my fucking ass off!
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Submitted by stake_spike on August 12, 2008 -
I always thought the same thing. When she was little (Ally McBeal days, that bitch ruined that show) I always thought she was half black but light skinned. Until now I didn't know both her parents were white.
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Oh, she is still a riddle to me. How can this absolutely unattractive girl with an average acting skills become so big in Hollyweird? Any ideas?
I think the same about Ally MxBeal.
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Submitted by Little miss on August 11, 2008 - 11:24am
I always thought the same thing. When she was little (Ally McBeal days, that bitch ruined that show) I always thought she was half black but light skinned. Until now I didn't know both her parents were white.
"Sleeping with the Enemy" was like a horror movie to me when I was little. I could watch the Excorcist, Halloween, whatever but whats-his-face in SwtE gave me the f-cking creeps.
As for trolls parents, I hope she beat his ass back. You better bet I would have gone all crazy pyscho on that fool. I cannot stand wifebeaters. Ugh what a punk ass.
I absofuckinlutely hate abusive motherfuckin' men.
she should file for divorce NOW.
fuck that motherfucker.
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Her dad has major crazy eyes. Jesus. He see into my soul. *hides*
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
He reached all the way there to smack a troll?
Arrest him now!
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so i'm confused did he get jealous because she was talking to another woman or a man? either way at social functions people socialize. my mom always chats it up with ev1 there as does my dad. insecurity is the true bitch and i would have slapped his punk ass back. it would have been an exact repeat of that ike and tina scene in the limo lol
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Aw, he was just trying to fix her face...that being said, I'd hit it
What an A**hole. I have no respect for any guy that sucker punches his wife. Maybe a slap on the ass cheek or something but that just ain't right. He needs to got to jail, do not collect $200, drop the soap, and grab his ankles.
these parents are normal. normal people fight.
as for domestic violence....... this is an older pic of this family.
these days mommy is out hoing and trying to fit in with her young daughter's crowd.
Hayden's parents are actually cute. How can this couple produce such an unfortunate looking, disproportional child? Was she adopted?
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You just know when Lesley decided to go STAGE WHORE with Hayden that 'ol pops there did'nt think it would come to THIS.
Yeah he looks like one of those shrill, tightly wound,ticking time bomb types.Bet he's even got the high pitched voice to match. Hayden's mom is just total suburban MILFage.Don't let me be in the same room with his ho's.I'll get the 2for1 and make his ass go totally ballistic.
He's being held on 50K bail?
Ok, doesn't that mean it was way worse than being reported?
ANOTHER offense?
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I don't like the mom's nose job.
That is all.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on August 11, 2008 - 9:42am.
Why does an 18 year-old need her parents following her ass to a party?
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She's not old enough to drink alcohol in California. She needs her parents to supply her with booze at the party.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on August 11, 2008 - 9:42am.
Why does an 18 year-old need her parents following her ass to a party? They need to get their own lives already.
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Why does an 18 year-old need her parents following her ass to a party? They need to get their own lives already.
No wonder Handy or whatever is dating a 32 year-old man, who's clearly taller than both her parents.
Dad will be in rehab for alcoholism by Wednesday. Mom will be filing for divorce TODAY.
DeeDee - LOL...
@ Twodrink Berlioz' "Symphonie Fantastique."
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Ahahaha! I love the references to Sleeping with the Enemy. That is one of my favorites!
always suspected the sociopath gene was dominant in this skeezer's fam
DeeDee - yes, but when you line them up you must have creepy symphony music playing.
Don't forget about the towel placement. They have to line up just so.
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Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
Beyond the story itself. I love the SHIT outa' that purple blazer Hayden is wearing in this pic.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
MK are you spying on my life?
Everything said(disrespecting him,cans facing foward)is exactly what goes on w/me.
Fucking crazy loser I live with!
Sluttsville - my TBS addiction is disturbing.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 11, 2008 - 8:52am.
she called the cops? what a pussy. that short little fucker ever popped me one, I'd rise up and beat the ever loving shit outta him.
I don't believe in bothering the police.
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I was thinking the same thing. What a pussy, if she just got a little slap. Cops and Doctors are in the same boat: I don't like to see them unless I absolutely have to. I do my best to solve problems myself before I bring other ho's into the mix.
I bet it's not the first time he's hit his wife. Just the first time it's being reported.
Her dad looks like a demented pepaw elf.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 11, 2008 - 10:11am.
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Two Drink, I could be wrong, but I get the impression that you've watched "Sleeping With the Enemy" more than once......Lauuuuuuuura.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
sluttsville - sorry, two posts ago...bleh
Submitted by NitWitty on August 11, 2008 - 10:05am.
Ahh, to be famous and have your parents act like complete trash. Good Mornin, MK and DL Sluts!
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Nitty, it could be worse, to have your parents act like complete trash and be poor like me.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Sluttsville - see my previous post. LOL
Morning, Slutty McNutty. Maybe you could invent the short people's special olympics for them? Get on that, would you?! xoxoxox
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 11, 2008 - 9:06am.
ladies, you solve this in advance on the second or third date, where you lean in, give him your prettiest smile, and confide in him that if a motherfucker ever hit you, they best be killing you on the first punch, because your going to pop up like a jack in the box, grab the nearest heavy object and start swinging till there's an interesting blood pattern for CSI to study.
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Yup. I warned my bf when we first started dating.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
"When all the canned goods in the kitchen cupboard aren't facing forward"... I bet they have the shortest kitchen cabinets, and the top shelves are never used; that is one short family.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
My suggestion is self defense classes. I have had the hit put on me...don't think they didn't get it back. Men that hit women are sad folks.
I'm sure we have it all wrong! I bet he asked her first, is this how hard that guy dick slapped you tonight? Only he had to use his hand because his dick was too small.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
ladies, you solve this in advance on the second or third date, where you lean in, give him your prettiest smile, and confide in him that if a motherfucker ever hit you, they best be killing you on the first punch, because your going to pop up like a jack in the box, grab the nearest heavy object and start swinging till there's an interesting blood pattern for CSI to study.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Ahh, to be famous and have your parents act like complete trash. Good Mornin, MK and DL Sluts!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Sheeps on August 11, 2008 - 9:57am
Probably. The blind item was something about the guy wanting to have a threesome with the mom and daughter. GROSS!
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Hahaha I love that movie! Sheesh, how tall are her parents? And CTH has it right, no need to bother the police when you can just have a good old-fashioned troll throwing...
Wow joe. I can't imagine the horrible stories you've heard. :(
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Latin Lingo Baby
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I always wondered where Hayden's parents were when she was out partying with Paris at the tender age of 14, drinking and smoking ciggies (with pictures to prove it.) Guess they were at home or at parties slapping each other around and didn't notice she was gone.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 11, 2008 - 9:54am
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In OZ they call them *lollypop ladies* Tee hee
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Submitted by Always Sunny on August 11, 2008 - 6:54am.
I wonder if the guy she was talking to was Mario Lopez.
Good one. That was a weird relationship. I always figured he was after the daughter. Or maybe the dad?
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Finally, the parents of La Paquena are revealed.