Monday, August 11th 2008

Tori The Hutt Is Delusional

Tori the Hutt has a face only a dog's ass could love. Awww. So......Tori the Hutt was all set to make a cameo on that new "90210" shit show, but at the last minute it was decided she wouldn't be in it. Tori said it was because she just had a baby, but that she would be in future episodes. According to Nikki Finke, it was all about money!

Producers offered Tori $10k to $20k per episode to reprise her role as Donna Martin, the resident fug of the group. When Tori found out that Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty were taking home $30k to $50k per episode, she demanded the same amount of money. When the producers refused and told the bitch to sit down, she dropped out of the show.

I can't believe they were actually going to pay Tori?! The bitch will work for free press. She should pay us $10k each for forcing us to look at her face! And I say "HA!" at Tori actually thinking she's equal to Brenda Walsh. Donna Martin's only purpose was for Brenda to have someone to say "SHUT UP" to.

Posted by: Michael K


joe shmoe's picture

You know back when she could afford plastic surgery, she should have just gotten them to remove her face and start from scratch. There`s just nothing to work with there.

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Submitted by Euphoria on August 11, 2008 - 8:55am.
Seriously, Tori's face could haunt a house.

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True--her face could turn Medusa to stone.

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Leatherette's picture

man I thought that was a ... man

Euphoria's picture

Seriously, Tori's face could haunt a house.

greenfinch's picture

starsign fanks!

i dont particularly hate her either. i just think shes a right twat..and her husband..well hes just a new sort of low...

joe shmoe's picture

Why is she playing with her dog`s bum? And is it wearing something frilly? Why do people torture their pets?

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She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?

letinstar's picture

can't they just hire the dog's butt in place of tori? it's much appealing to look at and the dog will work for kibble...
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Two Drink Min's picture

madam s. seriously??? What is she doing to that dog??? Colonics?

starsign's picture

Greenfinch I LOVE your avie! I pmsl when I saw Tori dressed up as Lucille Ball. What an insult to poor lucy, she was a legend, and much prettier than that Hutt thingy lol.

I don't hate Tori and I kind of feel mean about dissing her looks...but DAMN she was hit with the fugly stick!

Poor Tori NO amount of money/plastic surgery can help her. She is fug to the bone baby!

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madam s.'s picture

Looks like Tori is touring Borders to sign books and do canine anal expressions.

greenfinch's picture

was it on lainey's website that she wants her fucktard husband to be on teh show as well and make a few guest appearances....

Two Drink Min's picture

MK, new post!!!! Hutt's face is nothing safe to look at!!!

christine the hoff's picture

she can afford to live in California in Dumbya's America, so STFU.

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platypus's picture

bernstar69- my thoughts exactly
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Grace Disful's picture

If her dad were still alive,no doubt she'd be making $100,000 an episode. . .

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Yaya Whitehouse's picture

Who would give Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty $30k to $50k thats what I dont get,WTF!!I must go wiki their careers I only assume they both are only on the same level as Tori. BTW Garth's show with Amanda Bynes surely doest catapult her to receive a pay of 30k+.

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Her fugly ass should be trying to get all the job opportunities she can.

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Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

she is beautiful
no matter what you say, words cant bring her down.
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Submitted by Paquita on August 11, 2008 - 7:19am.

Ty ty...=D

now off to drive the boy to his first day of 6th grade! have a great day everyone!

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sexy's picture

damn that dog is trained!

Bella's picture

"Tori the Hutt has a face only a dog's ass could love"

LMAO!!!!

If she's poor enuff to have a garage sale, she can take $10-20k per epi. She needs to stay busy while waiting for her mom to die.

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Paquita's picture

BTW Suki, your avie is hilarious.

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Dallas's picture

Having watched Tori's show, I have a whole new opinion of her and think that she should be paid the same amount as Garth and Doherty! Where the hell have Doherty and Garth been and what have they done lately............not much!

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

They're all hanging on the discount rack.
Tori is just the neon frock with a deodorant stain.

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Submitted by KD on August 11, 2008 - 8:16am.

She looks like one of the characters from that movie "White Chics"
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OMG!! She totally does!!! LOL!

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Suki's picture

Her face has always reminded me of a T-Rex...like that one dude from NKOTB.

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KD's picture

She looks like one of the characters from that movie "White Chics"

Alltheprettyones's picture

Well, I can't really blame her for being pissed about the money.

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christine the hoff's picture

she looks like donnatella versace and that's not a good thing.

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Carmeloh's picture

Her face looks like its made of Silly Putty... IMO.

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christine the hoff's picture

does she have her finger in the dogs ass?
and dam, pregnancy gave her major face spread.
jebus.

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bernstar69's picture

These people make more per episode than the average American makes in a YEAR and they're still bitching. They still want MORE, MORE, MORE.

Even if we assume that Tori the Hutt gets the low end of the spectrum, all she needs to do is work for SIX LOUSY EPISODES to live -- I don't say like a princess, but COMFORTABLY. What the hell does her husband do for work?

The bitch still gets residuals from the ORIGINAL 90210, plus from her books, other shows, etc. WTF is she complaining about?

Bitch, sit your ass down.

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Grace Disful's picture

Separated at birth?
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I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

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