Monday, August 11th 2008

Tori The Hutt Is Delusional

Tori the Hutt has a face only a dog's ass could love. Awww. So......Tori the Hutt was all set to make a cameo on that new "90210" shit show, but at the last minute it was decided she wouldn't be in it. Tori said it was because she just had a baby, but that she would be in future episodes. According to Nikki Finke, it was all about money!

Producers offered Tori $10k to $20k per episode to reprise her role as Donna Martin, the resident fug of the group. When Tori found out that Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty were taking home $30k to $50k per episode, she demanded the same amount of money. When the producers refused and told the bitch to sit down, she dropped out of the show.

I can't believe they were actually going to pay Tori?! The bitch will work for free press. She should pay us $10k each for forcing us to look at her face! And I say "HA!" at Tori actually thinking she's equal to Brenda Walsh. Donna Martin's only purpose was for Brenda to have someone to say "SHUT UP" to.



Please, Tori is as talented as Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty...and that is not saying a lot. They all would up doing Lifetime movies. At least Tori has been in the public eye a lot more than the other 2 for past few years (except for Jennie's brief and painful appearance on Dancing With the Has Beens). I would imagine that Tori would bring more viewers to this pitiful little rip off show than the other 2. Actually I thougth Shannon Doherty might be dead...who knew and who cares?

boudoir73's picture

She cant keep her hands off the dogs anal glands!

fionalicious's picture

btw, she has the money, daddy's money to pull a FACE OFF!!, clear that fucking face, and change it!! fuck fuck!! she should talk to the colombian drug mafia!, and get those brilliant plastic surgeons who worked them to work her as long as it takes, fuck, put them on pay role, but please, PLEASE CHANGE THAT FUCKING UGLY FACE OF YOURS, FAST!
just, ...pull a face off!

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Submitted by Sayonara on August 11, 2008 - 7:42pm

I do not know. Maybe cause he wanted to make sure both kids continued to kiss their mother's ass until her death? Cause he was unhappy with both the kids lifestyles -- Randy being an ass and Tori cheating on her husband with a married man? Cause both their kids are ungrateful assholes... Lets not forget Randy got the same amount
Anyway, my point with this TOri Spelling crap is that I am very wary of what Ms. Spelling claims. Mom already said it was not an accurate reprentation I venture to say although I got no actual clue that most of his money (not 500m but 250 m since CA is a community property state and he should only be bequesting his half), was probably put on a trust for his wife to use during her lifetime. She can then bequest the remainder of his half and hers to whomever he wishes and she probably has her own will leaving most of it to her children and charities.

I guess if one of my parents had died when they were married I would have expected everything to go to the surviving spouse, not to me. As community property, the money was not Aaron's but both Aaron's and Candy. Things would have been different if he would have married someone after he made his money or if it wasn't the actual mother of the children IMHO.

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I highly doubt that I might be wrong, but just to pay respect on democratic viewings of things, can someone please point someone, anyone, who is UGLIER than this CARAECULO bitch? I have never seen someone in showbiz this ugly, Screech is a papi compared to this ugly bitch.

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 11, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 11, 2008 - 6:14pm.

The mom is still alive He gave each of his kids almost a million and the remainder to the spouse and mother of his children (that is usually what happens when the spouse is alive-- the actual mother of the kids not a second wife). Maybe aaron did this cause he knew this was the only way his spoiled kids would suck up to mom -- if Tori was bright she would be mending the relationship with her mother instead of being the spoiled kid that she is
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But V my question is this... If he was worth $500 mil, why not give the children $5 mil or 10 mil and let Ms. Candy have the rest?!

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Submitted by Sayonara on August 11, 2008 - 6:14pm.

The mom is still alive He gave each of his kids almost a million and the remainder to the spouse and mother of his children (that is usually what happens when the spouse is alive-- the actual mother of the kids not a second wife). Maybe aaron did this cause he knew this was the only way his spoiled kids would suck up to mom -- if Tori was bright she would be mending the relationship with her mother instead of being the spoiled kid that she is

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Submitted by Lysette on August 11, 2008 - 4:58pm.

They all deserve to paid equally. Stop hatin' on Tori. She has proved to have a head on her shoulders.
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Amen! I like the Torster too:)

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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?

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Yes, Mrs. Spelling is shady.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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Submitted by Sayonara on August 12, 2008 - 12:43am.

According to reports, that amount was left for her in her father's will. I would like to know the reason for that. It was noted that Aaron Spelling was worth about $500 million dollars. Why would he leave her such a small amount?!
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Many would like to know that! There were no reports about her conflict with father, only with her mother. I suppose, that was her influence: "Don't let the child to blow off all the money at once, I'll take care of her myself". Although everyone knew, who's blowing the money off.

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I disagree. Tori should be paid an amount equal to or more than those other two chicks. Maybe they get more $$$ for being regulars, but for Tori as a 'special guest star' should be paid a little more.

How can they rate the importance of any of those characters by paychecks? It was all garbage. They all deserve to paid equally. Stop hatin' on Tori. She has proved to have a head on her shoulders.

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Submitted by Little miss on August 11, 2008 - 6:32pm.

$800,000 is enough for about 6 months of very humble living by Hollyweird standards. I think it was very cruel of her father, but first of all - mother (her influence) to live such a greedy testament. If they wanted to teach her a lesson and persuade to find a job, they had to do it when she was a teenager.
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According to reports, that amount was left for her in her father's will. I would like to know the reason for that. It was noted that Aaron Spelling was worth about $500 million dollars. Why would he leave her such a small amount?!

Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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Submitted by Sayonara on August 12, 2008 -
When Tori's show was on before, they showed footage of the garage sale. She had so many clothes that they were kept in a storage warehouse. I believe she only received around $800,000 after her father's death.
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$800,000 is enough for about 6 months of very humble living by Hollyweird standards. I think it was very cruel of her father, but first of all - mother (her influence) to live such a greedy testament. If they wanted to teach her a lesson and persuade to find a job, they had to do it when she was a teenager.

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Submitted by Little miss on August 11, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by shandi on August 11, 2008 - 8:50pm.

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I red somewhere that after her father's death she was broke and had to sell everything she owns on a garage sale to afford a home (the hotel) with her creeptastic hubbs and to fulfill her dream to be a hotelier.
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When Tori's show was on before, they showed footage of the garage sale. She had so many clothes that they were kept in a storage warehouse. I believe she only received around $800,000 after her father's death.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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At the end of the day we are all hypocritical bitches. Show me one who is not.

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Well, I don't hate her because she's rich. I hate her because she's a hypocritical homewrecking skank. She refused to talk to her mother because she thought Candy was having an affair, but she & Dean, both married, got together on their movie of the week & it's somehow okay?
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11,
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Why hate person only because she\he is rich? It's not her fault to be born rich (and fugly)! The same scenario happens to every rich brat in this world and even the rich ones cry plenty. They have a whole another Universe of problems, which normal people will never understand:

1. You have lot less possibility finding real love, because there are always a lot of witty goldiggers around you to charm and manipulate you into "love" and marriage then screw you big time.

2. Same with friends.

3. At the end of the day you understand that you can only choose from 1% of population (rich people) your real love or friends, but you realize that it's impossible.

4. You always feel lonely.

5. You go shopping and buy not those things what you like, but those, which your stylist tells you to. You ought to go places and travel to those locations you hate, only not to loose the standard.

Shopping and travel are so effing boring, when you know that you can afford ANYTHING.

6. You understand, that all the "friends" you got are effing fake and phony and will leave you as soon as you are in financial trouble.

7.You can't make friend with normal (not rich) people, because they will be horrifically jealous of everything in your life, will use every chance to abuse you financially and will dissapear as soon as you refuse any financial support.

8. Once you are in financial trouble - your life is over.

Does any of you want such "LIFE" ???

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shandi's picture

This is what I mean. She and Dean complain about not having enough money, but I sure as hell don't have a big nice house like theirs with a pool. I don't have huge closets stuffed with fantastic clothes. So yes, I would jump at the chance to do just ONE episode and get $10 grand. But I digress...

Why would they (the TV show) offer so much more money to Shannon and Jenny? Why shouldn't Tori get just as much as them per episode? Maybe because Tori was only going to speak a line or two and the other two have more lines/more screen time???

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Submitted by Little miss on August 11, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by shandi on August 11, 2008 - 8:50pm.

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I red somewhere that after her father's death she was broke and had to sell everything she owns on a garage sale to afford a home (the hotel) with her creeptastic hubbs and to fulfill her dream to be a hotelier.

Majority of regular people have no idea what it's like to be born with a silver spoon in the butt, get used to a good life and then suddenly have no money. It is horrible. You feel like a drug addicted and you EVEN feel the physical pain without your drug - $$. Your whole life sinks down, because you are not able anymore to keep up the standard, not talking about fake friends who dissapear simultaneously.

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No sympathy. If she has to get a taste of what real life is like, so be it--billions of others have to do it every day, and many of them have nothing. A majority of people DO know what THAT's like. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go figure out if I can afford to pay my rent this month.

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Not that I even give a shit about her but in all fairness she was on the show MANY more years after Shannon left. She should be offered the same amount. Anyone that was in the original she be offered the same. SHe may not be great to look at but her daddy did invent the original show! For fuck sake - show her dad some respect if not her. And with that being said - I think she has killed her reputation with this reality show. I liked it better when I didn't know too much about her private life. i'll never look at donna martin in the same light again!! lmao.

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Oh puhleaze! Anyone who says "Oh poor Tori, she was a rich little girl, and now she has no money" needs to get their head checked.

Yes, Tori WAS a rich little girl, but only because of her daddy. Then, Tori was a rich little teenager, again, because of her daddy. When little Tori tried to make it on her own, without her daddy 'giving' her roles, she couldn't hack it.

Now she ends up having to write tell all books about things in her life that should only have been between her and her family, just to make a dollar. I don't think her and McDermslut are hurting for cash. They live in a big ass new house with a pool, etc., STILL doing better than most Americans, because she is banking on her name. She is a shitty actress, and FUG as hell. Her and her whorey husband think that if they keep having more babies, mama Candi will eventually come around and give them money.

Tori and Dean can boo hoo all they want, but I don't think they are living on skid row. She is just bitching because she used to have a fucking bowling alley in her house. Now she actually has to pay to use one like the rest of us clowns.

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Submitted by shandi on August 11, 2008 - 8:50pm.

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I red somewhere that after her father's death she was broke and had to sell everything she owns on a garage sale to afford a home (the hotel) with her creeptastic hubbs and to fulfill her dream to be a hotelier.

Majority of regular people have no idea what it's like to be born with a silver spoon in the butt, get used to a good life and then suddenly have no money. It is horrible. You feel like a drug addicted and you EVEN feel the physical pain without your drug - $$. Your whole life sinks down, because you are not able anymore to keep up the standard, not talking about fake friends who dissapear simultaneously.

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Look at her fuckin' fug pug face?

She needs to run back to the producers, take the do, and then run to Dr. 90210!

That face is an American tragedy, before AND after the scalpel!

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 8:34pm.

I'd have to respectfully disagree. While you see her turning the role down as strength, I see it as pride. Yes, she does probably need the money but unfortunately she's just not a good actress.

On the other hand, Meryl Streep could star in the stinkiest piece of crap ever made since Gigli and she would still be deemed as an amazing actress. In that respect, I've never seen Devil Wears Prada; but if it's as craptastic as you say it is then I'd agree with you that she didn't need to do that film.
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But I also see it as a pride too! And I'm pround of Tori, that she's got some pride. Unlike others. She knows for sure that she isn't a good actress and acting has never been her goal, she did that stoopid reality show only for $$ and she doesn't hide it under notorious phrases, like: "I want to show people what I really am! I'm nice!" but said it out loud.

Boy, I probably sound like a loonie, whatevs.,

Meryl Streep is and will always be an anmazing actress, no doubt. But her personality is apparently on a vacant side, bacause she will eat caca for a role. She's got a chunk for that movie, but she has fallen low, showing no pride, accepting a shitty role of an overestimated person in a shitty movie.

And a score to you for banning the movie! (My hubby made me see it, knowing what I am)

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I don't know what to think about Tori. I mean, she is on her TV show complaing that she needs money, then turns this down. I can understand wanting the same amount of money as the other two, but still... She lives in an awesome house, with a pool, has a ton of clothes and complains about needing money. Meanwhile, the majority of us 'regular' people REALLY need money and there is no way in hell that any of us would turn down that kind of money to do some episodes for a crap TV show.

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Submitted by Little miss on August 11, 2008 - 1:24pm.

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I'd have to respectfully disagree. While you see her turning the role down as strength, I see it as pride. Yes, she does probably need the money but unfortunately she's just not a good actress.

On the other hand, Meryl Streep could star in the stinkiest piece of crap ever made since Gigli and she would still be deemed as an amazing actress. In that respect, I've never seen Devil Wears Prada; but if it's as craptastic as you say it is then I'd agree with you that she didn't need to do that film.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Yeah, she sure does have brains for turning down a 10-20k deal. I'm sure other producers are banging down her door with better scripts. I know I'd be turning down the producers of 90210 too if I was such an award-winning, sought-after actress.
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Tori's got self-esteem and dignity to turn down this money, because if she would agree - she'd be the laughing-stock of the year and 2. - she'd let these two other has-beens make fun of her and humiliate her through the rest of the show.

That was really the smartest thing for her to do.

Like I already said, I never liked Tori Spelling, but she appears to have at least some personality and strength to refuse bad conditions (although she desperately needs $$), unlike many other Hollyweird actresses who would basically eat cacas for any role. Not go fo far away - I had a lot of respect for Meryl Streep until she sold her soul and agreed to play in such a fug movie as "Devil wears Prada" (and yes, I am a fashionista). That role put her on a very low level and I don't give a damn that she is old, and it's hard for an old actress to get a role in the Holliweird nowadays. She showed no self esteem to play in such a bad film.

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Is Tori about to have sexy times with that dog in the pic?

Looks like she is 3 seconds from a fisting!

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Um, if Tori would have taken the offered money she wouldn't have to pick fleas off that dog's ass to get a free lunch. I'd be happy to wear a Tori mask, get abused by Brenda, pick up my check and go home. She's a bunk twat, but hey, that's only my opinion.

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Considering cow eyes was selling frozen yogurt to get publicity a few weeks back, $10-20k an episode should've been gravy.
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Submitted by Little miss on August 11, 2008 - 11:29am.
not a fan of Tori, but I do respect her, for she's got brains to refuse this fuckery of 90210 producers. This is a humiliation for an actress, if it's not a hoax.

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Yeah, she sure does have brains for turning down a 10-20k deal. I'm sure other producers are banging down her door with better scripts. I know I'd be turning down the producers of 90210 too if I was such an award-winning, sought-after actress.

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not a fan of Tori, but I do respect her, for she's got brains to refuse this fuckery of 90210 producers. This is a humiliation for an actress, if it's not a hoax.

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I remember I used to think she was cute. But then I also that Luke Perry was 18.

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Tori and Dean at a toilet paper signing.... Tori the homewrecker...Dean the Adulterererer......Two fuckers in lust.
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She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

You Knew Who, bingo! Except she's the less emaciated version of Donatella! If Donatella gained a few pounds she and Tori could pass for twins.

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Never did I think I would be DEMANDING to see chicken cutlets. Her face! On the wrong side of attractive........

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Is she morphing into the fatter, uglier version of Donnatella Versace? AS if uglier than DV were possible!!

There was a blind on Crazy Days and Nights that some "actress" who did not show up on the set for filiming. When they called her she complained that she can not get out of her bed for the money they wanted to pay her. Stay in bed, they told her, you're fired. Lots of folks guessed it was Tori the Hutt.

I suppose when this fugly bitch runs out of money she will get knocked up again, sell the baby's pics and cry to her Momma for some $$$$$. Lord know her lazy gigilo husband won't get a job.

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Her skeevy husband would do it for free.

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Well, she does score points in this picture for expressing her dog's anal gland on her own.

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You know, I think by the time she's sixty there will be some kind of media blackout on her face. She already looks like a crazy fat-cat-faced socialite, and she hasn't even started aging yet!

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OMG, did that dumbass Tori have more plastic surgery? She's soon going to look like that bloated wooden faced "Catwoman Wildenstein"!
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Wait, you mean she isn't paying THEM to let her fug ass be on their POS remake? Wow. That's a surprise. I assumed she was giving the producers free head and several grand to let her pretend she's an actress again.

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Reading the post reminds me that this brutally ugly rich brat was foisted on my tender youth for a good long decade, it seems. And that Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth had to kiss her nasty entitled ass and tell her she's pretty because daddy owned the show and a good chunk of Hollywood and could not only get them both fired but blackballed, too.

So, though these two chicks aren't paragons of humility either, karma just paid back their suffering handsomely with the pleasure of witnessing this she-man being told she's worth one-third of what they are.

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Bradiful, that sums it up very eloquently.

And damn, what happened to her face? Her son is really cute (so far) but I'm kind of dreading to see what her daughter looks like in 10-15 years... especially considering Tori has had some work done and still looks like a dinosaur horse.

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She's signing his no no hole with that pen.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 11, 2008 - 9:00am.
She should have just gotten them to remove her face and start from scratch. There`s just nothing to work with there.

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Funny...her family doctor uttered almost the exact same phrase when he suggested Tori get a lobotomy.

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Tori needs a head transplant.

Euphoria's picture

Is pervy Tori fingering that little pooch's cornhole? Nastiness.

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