Monday, August 11th 2008

Where Are You Wino?!

Now I know how Amy Wino feels after she hasn't had a little kiss from her crack pipe for a few hours. I'm going through Wino withdrawals! It's been almost two weeks since she went to the hospital for having a "bad reaction to medication." Her drug dealer totally fucked up her prescription. Since then, The Crackie of Camden has been holed up in her crack castle!

Mitch Wino tied her up to the bed, didn't he? He also sedated her crack hive, so it won't run away.

Anycrackie, since there's not much news on Wino, I'll have to settle for some news on Blaaaake. Blaaaaake's hot mom said he might be released on December 30th. She said, "We're hoping that his probation officer will advise him to stay with us. If he's linked with drugs on his weekend visit he will lose the right to come out early. He will be released on December 30 if he's a good boy. I've told him to keep his head down." A professional crackhead staying clean on New Year's? Oh, who fucking cares about Blaaaake?! I thought it was the cheap hit I needed to hold me over until I get some real Wino news, but I was wrong.

I need Winooooooo! Give me Winooooooo! Feed me Winooooo! Just the tip!

Posted by: Michael K


Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Freak Speely's picture

Don't worry, mum, he's keeping his head down...in some other chap's naked lap for a few so he can score some jailhouse smack.

December 30? Why not just hold him 'til day after New Year's Day so they don't have to worry about him fucking up on New Year's Eve?

LASHONCARTER's picture

i miss the crack attack too
bitch is one big mess

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

I love the Wino. I can't help it. The fucking bitch needs to get her shit together.

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jjjamiiiie's picture

thank god.... i was starting to think mitch had 9/1/08 in the death pool and was keeping her on ice until then

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 11, 2008 - 7:14am.

Wow, DQ. That shit gave me chills. What a sad, sad woman she is. I can't even hate on her, just hope she gets the help and more importantly, the LOVE that she needs

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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me dont stop dancing and she's pulling me near

Leatherette's picture

NOOOOO!! I DON'T NEED NO WINOOO

Keep that crack hag locked up till she smells only of fetid hair spray. Bitch needs to clean up for serious.

AmyWino's picture

Winooooo! Where are yooooooou?
Just trying to help, MK! :)

Submitted by Euphoria on August 11, 2008 - 9:05am:
"What are the lumps on Wino's right hand? Did she punch Blake in the skull?"

That's her Bulimia knuckles. :P

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dramaqueen365247's picture

Wow. There's a link in the article Sandbitch posted. Disturbing stuff.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1039732/My-bizarre-night-di...

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Euphoria's picture

What are the lumps on Wino's right hand? Did she punch Blake in the skull?

Sandbitch's picture

MK, Amy heard you were looking for her so she dragged her arse out of bed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1043310/Amy-looking-frail-l...

Mick's picture

I love the way Blaaaake has his mouth open in that pic - a real turn on. I'd love to put something in that mouth...mmmmmmmmmmmm!

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The C word on August 11, 2008 - 8:57am

You can't go away anymore, look what happens.

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sexy's picture

and her bitch was in lily allen's music video he handed Lilly something.. I am waiting for my chicken and cigarettes.

sexy's picture

Wino followed the rainbow and died in a crack vat.

Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

i thought this bitch sucked hard before she was a crack head and i never did like no fuckin 60's recycled shit no ways. Get original bitch! and wash your fucking hair!

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Am's picture

Mac and Hayes are gone but the Crackie of Camden is probably on a binge tour. Life's not fair. I hope she stays gone.

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bernstar69's picture

Good morning D-Listers...long time no talk!

I know someone said this once before, but it bears repeating: unfortunately, Amy Winehouse is a junkie that knows how to hold a note...and I feel no sympathy for either her, or anyone else in her situation.

She had so much promise and potential. She had a bright, long future ahead of her. She had everything -- and more -- that a musician could ask for.

Instead, she CHOSE to smoke it all away.

Nope, don't feel sorry for her in the slightest.

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The C word's picture

I’ve been gone for almost 2 weeks and I come back to:
Bernie Mac dead
Isaac Hayes dead
Crackhouse still alive.

Makes me want to leave again.

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DeeDee's picture

Wino probably ODed on ice pops MK.

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Always Sunny's picture

Please, please, please be making a new album, Amy! I want new music not crack-head shenanigans!

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

She's prob. dead and they are just waiting to realease the information. I just can't see a crackhead staying inside for that long.

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

fucking spammers. fuck. OT i miss wino

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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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