Breathtaking.......
Oh. My. God. I am seriously hyperventilating over these gorgeous pictures of The Empress of Lucite in her royal garb last night! She even wore the official royal ribbon over her exquisite lucite heels.
Just when I think there's no way she can outdo herself in the "elegant" department, she does. Webster's dictionary owes it to the world to change the meaning of the word elegant to simply "Shauna Sand." The word should only be used to describe Shauna and nothing else!
Last night, Shauna took off her royal coochie cutters outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood. Shauna, being the saint that she is, probably decided to do the lovely people of Los Angeles a gift by cleaning up the air with her beautifully scented vagina. Her chocha probably smells like a million Little Tree air fresheners. No, her chocha is like a fucking Febreze factory.
These pictures of Shauna will dance in my dreams tonight. Here's more of her last night and also getting her nails done earlier in the day. They probably used liquid rubies to paint her nails.
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I love the smell of febreze almost as much as the smell of sharpies
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
I hope the mold for her exquisite shoes was broken, because that is Lucite perfection. I have no word to describe thumbnail #7. Well I do, but I don't want to embarrass myself.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 11:34pm.
Now, I'm tryna figure out how many times she took off her underwear that night.
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angel! You know she didn't! Shauna doesn't wear undies!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
They always made it seem so difficult in fashion magazines to transition a daytime look into an evening out look. Leave it up to Shauna to make the whole thing so easy, yet still elegant.
Simply remove the booty shorts and your daylight slut look is easily transformed into an evening slut look.
To enhance the elegance of the lucite, dress it up with some ribbon. You don't even need some complicated way of attaching the ribbon to the heels, just wrap it around like an ace bandage and, voila, pure elegance.
I'm sure I'll be seeing Shauna and her fashion tips in the next issue of Glamour magazine. Ooops, I mean Glamwhore magazine.
To the poster who said she looks like one of those "Real Dolls" you're spot on.
Have a look-see:
http://www.realdoll.com/
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Look, all of us deal with just-divorced heartbreak in different ways.
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Like turning orange?
I'm just tryna understand...
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FOR the LOVE of DOG! Why is that creature disrobing in a parking lot?
She needs to blow those lips a little fuller. Soon she will be able to rip those things off and make dachshounds or giraffes out of them at kiddie parties...
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"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Look, all of us deal with just-divorced heartbreak in different ways.
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She has Paris Hilton saggy ass. Puke.
But at least she has an excuse for having a saggy ass...she's had kids and she's older than 26.
She is truly frightening.
How can this person be 36 years old??? Does trying to remain 22 actually age a woman?
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Now, I'm tryna figure out how many times she took off her underwear that night.
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
seriously, NOTHING says KLASS like taking off your cooch splitter after exiting a vehicle, NOTHING.
Sienna and Britshit, TAKE NOTE.
Judging by the first thumbnail I'm convinced she's a real doll.
This is the weekend of the talented dead and the worthless living.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
BWAHAHAH I can't stop laughing at thumbnail #7 HAHAHA. Can you begin to imagine what she must look like first thing in the morning? Like i said I hope her daughters rebel and become doctors or lawyers or something that requirs the use of you brain.
Submitted by boomsy on August 10, 2008 - 6:30pm.
I am so confused...she was already running around half naked, so did she figure in order to change into 'evening wear' she needed to take MORE off?
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Those were her outside clothes, silly.
When you work in a whorehouse, attention to detail must be paid.
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Is she actually removing her underwear as she gets out the car? (3rd thumbnail)Who takes their underpants off in public? I mean it's not as though she's drunk a bucket of tequila and wants to run through the street buck nak....uh never mind.
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AH! At last! Ethereal grace and beauty to wash away the Katie Holmes Stepford blues <3
The caption Breathtaking is absolutely right. I just nearly choked to death on my sammie. She's making my eyes hurt. Her intense whorishness is painful.
(Shouldn't this be considered indecent exposure?)
I can see Shauna's shoddy weave.
Beef jerky and silicone on stilts. Gorgeous!
I am so confused...she was already running around half naked, so did she figure in order to change into 'evening wear' she needed to take MORE off? How do people like that get away without public indecency charges?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Thumbnails 2-4 are a view of the top of her head that lots of guys have had before.
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What in God's name???? Attention-starved isn't the word for this mess...
I guess Shauna was on her way to getting dressed right? where is the rest of her clothes? Was there a memo that said cheesy lingerie from Forever 21 is now the new evening attire in Hollywood? Is the gas crisis so horrible out there that clothes are not being delivered and folks have to do without them? If so, that sucks. It must be hard to be a cheap broke celebrity I guess. What does Shauna do again?
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
So we have to use hands-free phones now in Cali but it's ok for her to drive in 5" Lucite heels?
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Who would have thought that PP would start a trend for hoes-we-only-know-about-thanks-to-MK by taking off her skirt in a parking lot... Her mother must be so proud
I'd love to see her appear before Judge Judy.
Her lips are beyond the "trout pout" point. She looks like she's been giving head to the hot end of a tail pipe or is in anaphylactic shock from a bee sting to the lips. Effing disgusting. So is the rest of her. She gives plastic a bad name.
@PSL:
Of course not. She's going to say: Well, it's about time!
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her ass is hanging out of the bottom of her shorts.
what is she going to say to her daughters when they want to start dressing like that? No?
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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Stunning. I've always wanted clothing that could be mistaken for underwear!
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She's an embarrassment to plastic.