Breathtaking.......
Oh. My. God. I am seriously hyperventilating over these gorgeous pictures of The Empress of Lucite in her royal garb last night! She even wore the official royal ribbon over her exquisite lucite heels.
Just when I think there's no way she can outdo herself in the "elegant" department, she does. Webster's dictionary owes it to the world to change the meaning of the word elegant to simply "Shauna Sand." The word should only be used to describe Shauna and nothing else!
Last night, Shauna took off her royal coochie cutters outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood. Shauna, being the saint that she is, probably decided to do the lovely people of Los Angeles a gift by cleaning up the air with her beautifully scented vagina. Her chocha probably smells like a million Little Tree air fresheners. No, her chocha is like a fucking Febreze factory.
These pictures of Shauna will dance in my dreams tonight. Here's more of her last night and also getting her nails done earlier in the day. They probably used liquid rubies to paint her nails.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on August 10, 2008 - 6:58pm
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Possibly. But not a very good one.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
So is Shauna a hooker? Oh, excuse me. An "Escort"?
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Submitted by Sluttsville on August 10, 2008 - 6:53pm.
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hahahahaha! Oh Slutty! I apologize!! kisses! (on your ass for good measure)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on August 10, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Please get your "whores" and "sluts" in order. If I behaved like Shauna, I would have been named "Whoresville".
hahahahaha. You toll me "Sluttsville" was French??
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Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 6:52pm.
LOL!
Camon! She's not Britney, for Pete's sake!
Angel, I get my blonde dingbats confused sometimes. I is gettin' old-timers! :(
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 6:52pm.
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Back alleys? Sacre Bleu. Don't you get rolled and robbed and stabbed in back alleys in LA? Or is COPS all a big lie?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
nothing says class like taking off your panties in a parking lot in front of a crowd of people with cameras.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
No way Slutts? You mean she might be a "working gal."
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
Submitted by mslewis on August 10, 2008 - 6:52pm.
The woman has enormous lips and she OUTLINES them with darker liner!!!
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Being a professional cocksucker she really just looks at it as good marketing.
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Yea she looks like a waitress alright...if Dlisted was having dinner at Pure Platinum, down in Florida.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 10, 2008 - 6:47pm.
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Please get your "whores" and "sluts" in order. If I behaved like Shauna, I would have been named "Whoresville".
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
How do we know she wasn't just working the corner of Robertson and Olympic?
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Submitted by . on August 10, 2008 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 10, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Where the FUCK is she going dressed like that?
Taco Bell! Chachacha! Arrrrrrrribaaaaaaaaa!
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LOL!
Camon! She's not Britney, for Pete's sake!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 10, 2008 - 6:50pm
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Didn't she used to be pretty, before she went all orange and sharpie blowfish lips? It seems to me I saw a picture of her and she was ok.
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joe....just your run of the mill regular errands, with a few stops in some alleys.....
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
The woman has enormous lips and she OUTLINES them with darker liner!!! Does she really think she's pretty??? Does she think she's sexy??? I don't get it.
What's His Name Lamas left a really classy looking woman for this slut!!
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 10, 2008 - 6:33pm.
BWAHAHAH I can't stop laughing at thumbnail #7 HAHAHA. Can you begin to imagine what she must look like first thing in the morning? Like i said I hope her daughters rebel and become doctors or lawyers or something that requirs the use of you brain.
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great. Now I'm imagining what she'll look like when her daughters put her in nursing care. In high school I volunteered at a nursing home for voc ed and there was this old lady in the Alzheimers wing who was scary skinny, ran up and down the ward screaming about "that whore SUSAN" among other things, wearing only flowery tops and sagging diaper, BUT never forgot to shovel on 2 inches of pinkish foundation, hot red lipstick, and violet eyeshadow. THAT's this elegant angel's destiny *tear drop*
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 10, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Where the FUCK is she going dressed like that?
Taco Bell! Chachacha! Arrrrrrrribaaaaaaaaa!
I still shake my head when I think this skank is a mother of 3 little girls.
Hopefully they'll rebel by being intelligent, straight A, classy non-whorish young ladies.
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Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!
Submitted by . on August 10, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Oh yeah? Poll the guys here brave enough to reluctantly admit they've gone to the soul-sucking joke of a 'restaurant' called "HOOTERS". lol
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I just go there for the food. And the soul sucking.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I'm just now looking at the photos, and I'm not understanding what she's doing, did she pull off a pair of panties? Did she feel overdressed and decided that if she removed the 2nd pair, she would blend in?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 6:48pm
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And what exactly are those errands, young lady? Do they involve hotel lobbies or street corners in west Hollywood ?(jokin of course)
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 10, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 11:34pm.
Now, I'm tryna figure out how many times she took off her underwear that night.
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angel! You know she didn't! Shauna doesn't wear undies!
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Well, I see her once by the car...and once by the pagoda...now maybe she calls those ones shorts. But I'm pretty sure the stringy ones underneath came off at some point too...
UGH. I just grossed myself out.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Shauna is trying to re-live her Playboy day. She must be getting a ton of child support.
Where the FUCK is she going dressed like that? She looks over-the-top...even for her. I can't bear to click on thumbnail #7. I just ate dinner.
She ties her Lucite on with black ribbon in case she has to run after a non-paying john.
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joe, I usually wear less when I do my daytime errands. Is that wrong?
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 6:44pm.
She DOES look like a waitress...though not at any place we'd want to be.
Oh yeah? Poll the guys here brave enough to reluctantly admit they've gone to the soul-sucking joke of a 'restaurant' called "HOOTERS". lol
@ Sheeps No gracias. I don't want her rocks anywhere near my kolache!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 10, 2008 - 6:45pm
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Slutty it pains me to say this..but I tnink you may have some serious competition for maja slut of the universe. Don't shoot the messenger..
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Why is she so ugly and orange?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 10, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Christina was 17 when she did that shoot. It was for her first album. Feels like a lifetime ago!
It was! I'd say more but the age of majority is 18. "She looks nice."
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Honestly!
What in the fuckity fuck! So she spent the whole day running errands in lingerie and thought it was a perfectly normal thing to do? I'm at a complete loss for the first time in my life.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
DeeDee, I could be wrong, but I don't think she's going to take my order; in fact, I'm beginning to think that she's not a cocktail waitress.
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Uhh she went out like that in daylight? Not under cover of darkness? Wow.
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Tits shouldn't look like half-cantaloupes that were stapled on that morning.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 10, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Yeah, send her over to my table when you're done. I'm out of pretzels.
For a nice tip, she can rock your world out back, too.
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She DOES look like a waitress...though not at any place we'd want to be.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 10, 2008 - 3:38pm.
That's a cute pic of Xtina. How long ago was that?
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Thanks Sheeps. Christina was 17 when she did that shoot. It was for her first album. Feels like a lifetime ago!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
man I LOVE that bloated orange dude's expression in the 1st thumbie: "YEEHAW! Imma gonna gits sum 2 NITE!"
If I were to caption that first picture (and keeping her facial expression in mind) I would caption it: "Ooopsy, I made a pooopsy!" She looks like she smelled something really bad...like the rank stench coming from sweaty lucite-encased feet.
Bwahahaha Slutty! Yeah, send her over to my table when you're done. I'm out of pretzels.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
DSL! You're all thinking it, aren't you?
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Is there a society for prevention against cruelty to eyebrows? If her eyes were any closer together she's be a penis.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 10, 2008 - 3:38pm.
That's a cute pic of Xtina. How long ago was that?
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In that headshot picture her mouth looks like some sort of flesh wound or exploded anus. Ick.
Wouldn't a man be a little reluctant to have those giant lips coming at his nether regions? They look lethal like they could suck your soul right out of your body.
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C'mon guys, give her a break, personally, I don't care what my cocktail waitress is wearing as long as she keeps the drinks coming. Now, someone send her over to take my order.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.