Breathtaking.......
Oh. My. God. I am seriously hyperventilating over these gorgeous pictures of The Empress of Lucite in her royal garb last night! She even wore the official royal ribbon over her exquisite lucite heels.
Just when I think there's no way she can outdo herself in the "elegant" department, she does. Webster's dictionary owes it to the world to change the meaning of the word elegant to simply "Shauna Sand." The word should only be used to describe Shauna and nothing else!
Last night, Shauna took off her royal coochie cutters outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood. Shauna, being the saint that she is, probably decided to do the lovely people of Los Angeles a gift by cleaning up the air with her beautifully scented vagina. Her chocha probably smells like a million Little Tree air fresheners. No, her chocha is like a fucking Febreze factory.
These pictures of Shauna will dance in my dreams tonight. Here's more of her last night and also getting her nails done earlier in the day. They probably used liquid rubies to paint her nails.
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I'd never fuck her and that's saying a lot, because I will fuck just about anything.
Her daughters will need some hardcore therapy to get over a mom like this.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 10, 2008 - 8:48pm.
....And those shoes are just like the ones you find at the back of a porn shop on Hollywood Boulevard, right next to the prepackaged slutty nurse and camp follower costumes elderly couples buy to get themselves hot....
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*takes copious notes, looks up Hollywood Boulevard on Google Maps, snorts Geritol*
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
This is a woman who is responsible for raising three young girls!! WHERE ARE THEIR FATHERS????
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Computer says no
Um MK I'm sure you didnt MEAN to make me vomit, but... well, this one's on you buddy.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by islandgirl on August 10, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 8:31pm.
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On some level, aren't we ALL into poo? OK, well, um... not me. But I do appreciate a good fart joke.
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Oooh, good G-rated fart joke (an oldie but a goodie)
An elderly man goes to see his doctor...The doctor says "What seems to be the problem?" The elderly man says, "Well, Doc, I suffer from silent gas...the other day, whilst gardening, I noticed I had silent gas TWICE... then, the other day while I was in the grocery store, I had silent gas FOUR TIMES...not only that, when I was in the library yesterday, I had silent gas SIX TIMES..., but it's just getting worse, this past Sunday in church, I had silent gas EIGHT TIMES...Doc, it's killing me, I mean, just sitting here and talking to you these few minutes, I've had silent gas 5 times...Is there anything you can recommend for this problem?" the old man asks..
The doctor nods in reassuringly and replies, "Yes, a hearing aid"....
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but a fart joke you can tell kids....;-P
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She looks like she sleeps in a coffin beneath earth from her homeland of trannysylvania.
And those shoes are just like the ones you find at the back of a porn shop on Hollywood Boulevard, right next to the prepackaged slutty nurse and camp follower costumes elderly couples buy to get themselves hot, and those rubber genitals modeled after the actual porn stars.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Well, what else can I say? You've said it all, MK! The woman is a legend in her own time and will always be. She's a National Treasure and should be a role model for all girls going to finishing school - THIS is how you should look and act in society!
And as for the vagina fragrance - I'm sure that wherever she goes, all of the tomcats in the alley start growling and spraying, and fighting each other for her!
She is just a dream - a beautiful, wet dream.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I'd love to know her secret for getting around on those super-high hooker heels without tipping over and falling flat on her plastic surgery.
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 8:31pm.
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On some level, aren't we ALL into poo? OK, well, um... not me. But I do appreciate a good fart joke.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
One night in lucite and the gossip's your oyster.
Euphoria, I have an ex who had a Fleshlight......he loved that thing....
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
wow, she really tries hard. she'd be cuter if she wore some clothes and stopped trying to look twenty.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
My eyes, for the love of Jebus, my eyes! I should know better than to click the forbidden links.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
7th Thumbnail - Wow. Such beauty to behold while bumping uglies with this tranny.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by islandgirl on August 10, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 8:09pm.
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True story, btw...Yeah, don't take old people to Red Lobster unless they live next door to that shit...cuz well...
Anywho...speaking of caca times, why does Shauna Sand insist upon the dirty sanchez lip liner on her hemorroid lips? I mean, seriously, is she into poo? She has to be into poo...Wait...I've talked a bit of poo myself this evening...Am I into poo? I've never delved that far into my mind...Perhaps we should talk poo...in a DListed Shauna Sand therapootic sort of way....;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh, one more thing before I'm outta here. If you're a guy and you're into toys, I'm going to recommend one that's great. It's called a Fleshlight. I obviously can't recommend it from first-hand (pun intended) knowledge from using it because it's for guys. But, my s/o and I are into toys and I got this one for him for when I'm away and he loves it. It's the most realistic "feeling" thing ever and I'm completely mesmerized by it...wish they had something similar for girls. It's discreet and you can travel with it (unlike the lifesized dolls). And, girls, you can give it as a gift. Check it out!
http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=20532
I think she could definitely use more lip collagen, what do you all think?
Submitted by islandgirl on August 10, 2008 - 5:22pm.
I have a related story I'll save for another day--over Screetch.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 8:20pm.
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I noticed that. I'm more of a visual gal. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 10, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Evil, you need to scroll back a bit and see Euphoria's link. Not for the faint of heart!
IG, the link has the words "hemorrhoid" and "prolapse" right in the name!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 8:09pm.
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You crack me up.
That is all. ♥
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Ok you know the dating spam? How often do you read it and say to yourself "yeah, she totally would be on that site".
For me, it was just this once.
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
Off topic - This song has been stuck in my head ALL day. I'm posting in the hope it'll get stuck in someone else's head!
Carrie Underwood - I Ain't In Checotah* Anymore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-AuIapysR0
*beofore I heard this song I didn't even know there was a place called Checotah, now part of me wants to visit. Bloody Carrie!!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
More from the Realdoll.com website:
13.How does sex feel with a RealDoll?
When penetrated, a vacuum is formed inside the doll’s entries which provides a powerful suction effect. This effect is strongest in the RealDoll’s oral entry. Some of RealDoll's users have reported intense orgasms due to this specific feature. If you are especially interested in oral sex with your doll, we recommend faces with larger mouths such as the faces 12 (Britney)
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 4:50pm.
I always confuse the number of stripper heels you need with the number of tassled pasties.
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What? It's a simple four to six ratio...If anyone should understand that, it's your woolly ass! Oh and don't act all sheepish (hehe...sheepish), I saw your ass in da club the other night not giving my tiger ass no green!..and no, regurgitating grass ain't gonna cut it. And no, sunglasses are not a good disguise.... That's why your woolly ass got thrown out da club...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her face looks terrible enough at rest, but when she smiles or laughs it's vomit inducing. Looks more manly than usual when she does that.
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Potato Wave!
Is it wrong that I'm craving a rotisserie chicken?
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 10, 2008 - 8:14pm.
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Evil, you need to scroll back a bit and see Euphoria's link. Not for the faint of heart! :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Who removes their panties in PUBLIC??? Who???? Ok, my grandma did once, but we were driving home from din-dins at Red Lobster (God's waiting room) and Granny's grumblin' innards couldn't wait... We had to pull over...I'll spare you all the caca times...flash forward to the people whose lawn gran-gran defiled...A bunch of old lady poo and granny panties in their front lawn...Surely they had to wonder....Ah, incontinent good times...
hahahahaha. That's brilliant. TL, did you know you're one of the first peeps to register after MK got his current server? The only one I've found who's slightly before you is Deb (there are undoubtedly others but I don't know who they are).
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Look at her lips! They're like a prolapsed rectum!
I haven't gone through the whole thread but did anyone mention her lips look like a baboon's ass?!
Thats just NOT normal looking!
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Dick happens! - MK
G'nite, all you Dlisted slutz, horz, hookahs and pimps! Sleep tight and don't let the trolls bite.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 10, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 7:50pm.
...panty-waist, nancy boy, candy ass mama's boy my beat down made him...Wait, did I just admit to bein' a hookah???? Fuck!
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Hahahaha!! What, no milquetoast?
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Wait, that's a fancy word, ain't it? *removes panties*...Yeah, how can I be all fancy and elegant like Shauna Sand with panties on???
Who removes their panties in PUBLIC??? Who???? Ok, my grandma did once, but we were driving home from din-dins at Red Lobster (God's waiting room) and Granny's grumblin' innards couldn't wait... We had to pull over...I'll spare you all the caca times...flash forward to the people whose lawn gran-gran defiled...A bunch of old lady poo and granny panties in their front lawn...Surely they had to wonder....Ah, incontinent good times...
O/T I shudder to think of an elderly and incontinent Shauna...Brain just die, please, just die...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by filthy cute on August 10, 2008 - 7:48pm.
It's a love/hate kind of thing, ain't it? HAHA! ☺
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Amateur! I kick off all four of my lucite heels when I go after a non-paying bitch...yeah, I said bitch, cuz by the time I'm finished beatin' his ass, he be cryin' like a pussy...Well, you know what I mean...not a dignified feline, but the panty-waist, nancy boy, candy ass mama's boy my beat down made him...Wait, did I just admit to bein' a hookah???? Fuck!
I always confuse the number of stripper heels you need with the number of tassled pasties.
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I don't think it's possible for for to look any trashier, but I know she'll attempt to prove me wrong.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Poise. Dignity. Grace. This twat has none.
Happy D-Listed Birthday to you!
Happy D-Listed Birthday to YOU!
Happy D-Listed Birthday, dear Bradiful Bitch!
Happy D-Listed Birthday to YOU!
And many more...!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
what the heck is she wearing???
visit my blog if you are bored:
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Submitted by modianos on August 10, 2008 - 6:30pm.
did she go into the plastic surgeons office and say make me look like i have a big swollen asshole where my mouth should be? and why?
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Methinks she dates the types that like a big swollen asshole on any and every orifice...just a hump...I mean, hunch...Damn Shauna brings out the ho in me....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 7:50pm.
...panty-waist, nancy boy, candy ass mama's boy my beat down made him...Wait, did I just admit to bein' a hookah???? Fuck!
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Hahahaha!! What, no milquetoast?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 6:48pm.
She ties her Lucite on with black ribbon in case she has to run after a non-paying john.
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Amateur! I kick off all four of my lucite heels when I go after a non-paying bitch...yeah, I said bitch, cuz by the time I'm finished beatin' his ass, he be cryin' like a pussy...Well, you know what I mean...not a dignified feline, but the panty-waist, nancy boy, candy ass mama's boy my beat down made him...Wait, did I just admit to bein' a hookah???? Fuck!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Euphoria, I hate you. But I love you, too.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Yes, Shauna's lips did that to me, too.
Those are fake chola lips. Does she put her lipstick on in the dark? Not cute.
IT BURNS! my eyes (and the metaphorical eyes behind my head)
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Euphoria, I had to look away and scream!
that was so fucking gross!
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by islandgirl on August 10, 2008 - 7:41pm.
It's a prolapsed anus or Shauna's lips before her waxing appointment. And, yes, it is possible.
This bitch look's like a grizzled muppet,, i bet she think's she smokeing hotttt,,,my kitty's ass is cuter,,,really 2