Breathtaking.......
Oh. My. God. I am seriously hyperventilating over these gorgeous pictures of The Empress of Lucite in her royal garb last night! She even wore the official royal ribbon over her exquisite lucite heels.
Just when I think there's no way she can outdo herself in the "elegant" department, she does. Webster's dictionary owes it to the world to change the meaning of the word elegant to simply "Shauna Sand." The word should only be used to describe Shauna and nothing else!
Last night, Shauna took off her royal coochie cutters outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood. Shauna, being the saint that she is, probably decided to do the lovely people of Los Angeles a gift by cleaning up the air with her beautifully scented vagina. Her chocha probably smells like a million Little Tree air fresheners. No, her chocha is like a fucking Febreze factory.
These pictures of Shauna will dance in my dreams tonight. Here's more of her last night and also getting her nails done earlier in the day. They probably used liquid rubies to paint her nails.
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I think the Taylor Wayne one is really just a real doll. Although she has the same soul-less hungry side leer that PP does. Not sure...
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 11, 2008 - 9:43am.
Interestingly enough, the lips stayed the same anus-y smeared mess.
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She's stuck with that make-up every 5 dollar hooker from the 90's sported... frosty, pinky lipstick with a much darker lipliner waaaay beyond the natural lip line.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 10, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Love, love, LOVE the terrified looks of these men!!
http://www.tessbroussard.net/0807/04.html
http://www.tessbroussard.net/0208/02.html
http://www.tessbroussard.net/0208/01.html
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I'm ashamed to say that I went back to look at these. But then I noticed the "l"s were missing on the other two. Weird glitch I think.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by angel_i on August 11, 2008 - 9:41am.
@Fucking_Classy:
Here's another cult member for you:
http://www.taylorwane.com/taylor_tour/diary_archive.html
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You're killing me with these pictures!!
http://www.taylorwane.com/myspace/MichaelPTw.jpg
(dude has got to be gay, a virgin or both)
http://www.taylorwane.com/myspace/detoxxxlori.jpg
(this one made my titties cry and beg for mercy!)
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Wow, what an 'inspiration'..... Maybe I should dress like that when I go out at night. NOT.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 10, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Interestingly enough, the lips stayed the same anus-y smeared mess.
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I think it's because she failed lipstick 101. Or, like, grade five lipstick or something. Just sad.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Interestingly enough, the lips stayed the same anus-y smeared mess.
Submitted by Sassy on August 11, 2008 - 9:36am.
what kind of a whore flatirons her hair? She has no idea how old and moldy she is. That leathery skin, polyester hair, out of style fake titties and lips. I don't know I just laugh.
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I could be wrong, but those lips and tits were never in style.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
@Fucking_Classy:
Here's another cult member for you:
http://www.taylorwane.com/taylor_tour/diary_archive.html
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Aha! The before/after I've been looking for!
http://www.celeblite.com/_ups/Z5568_Shauna_Sand_ugly.jpg
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by angel_i on August 11, 2008 - 9:34am.
In this one they're saying:
Please, Mister, don't ever ask us to dress like hos, k?
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Shit, that's like the most modest attire I've seen shauna wear, though I think that dress is actually a SHIRT, and one to be worn with a BRA.
Mom, thanks for dressing properly and not ruining my childhood.
Love,
Your daughter.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Oooh...this is her before it got too crazy.
She's still hotastic, of course:
http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Shauna-Sand...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
and sassy - that's all we can do is laugh and what a stupid clown she looks like! i feel so sorry for her kids, she should be ashamed of herself, good god.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
what kind of a whore flatirons her hair? She has no idea how old and moldy she is. That leathery skin, polyester hair, out of style fake titties and lips. I don't know I just laugh.
Submitted by angel_i on August 11, 2008 - 9:32am.
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Edited, thanks.
Damn, I'll add this bitch's website to my favorites. Whenever I feel bad about myself I'll take one good look at her cuntastic face! Instant prozac!
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
In this one they're saying:
Please, Mister, don't ever ask us to dress like hos, k?
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/05/01-07/shauna-sand-pla...
Except the little one. She's saying:
Soon, I will have to cut someone.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
@Fucking_Classy:
LOL! Petrified!
And that last guy looks drugged.
(and the second link needs an "l")
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Love, love, LOVE the terrified looks of these men!!
http://www.tessbroussard.net/0807/04.htm
http://www.tessbroussard.net/0208/02.html
http://www.tessbroussard.net/0208/01.htm
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
SO happy!
She looks like such a good role model.
Is she buying a funeral wreath?
Like, on the way to the funeral?
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/08-15/shauna-wreath-s...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
@Fucking_Classy:
I know, right? It's like a spooky Barbie cult.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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why is this ugly skank famous?
Submitted by angel_i on August 11, 2008 - 9:23am.
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Oh fuck me with a chainsaw!
This Tess Broussard bitch manages to look even freakier than Shauna Sand!
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
oh my gawd.. there is no way in hell this clown can look in the mirror and thinks she looks good (to go out in public too) she's a mother of 3 little girls (i only know that thanks to MK lol) she is seriously disgusting!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Ick, Sandbitch!
Stop that! ;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Oh me my, now I'm watching Martha Stewart make meat loaf.
We're all doomed I tell you, doomed!
And they wanna be just like Mommy!
http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/shauna-sand-lam...
http://holycandy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/shaunasand-kids.jpg
Oopsie! I had to add one.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
And they do like to get in on the clubbing!
http://www.tessbroussard.net/event_gallery/index.html
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
In all fairness I think they like Daddy number 4 better than Daddy number 2.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Waddyamean???
Her kids are just overflowing with joy!
See?
http://www.ez-entertainment.net/carpet/LorenzoLamasShaunaSandVictoriaAle...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
One eyeball on dlisted and the other on the TV - eeeee ah aah oooh - plastic surgery before and afters on my telly. My arse-pucker factor is 9/10 right now...
Seriously, endoscopic brow lifts, cheek and chin implants, abdominoplasty.... HORRENDOPLASTY!!
Ted Bundy missed his calling, he would have made a brilliant cosmetic surgeon.
Ugh. UGH. I swore I'd never post anything about Shauna Sand but MK's obsession with her is about to make my head explode. Her tits look like softballs have been implanted under the skin. I'm just glad I've never seen her on the street in LA because if there was ever a reason for an act of random violence, she's it.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Awesome. It must have been MK's inspiration for the tree porn link earlier this summer.
http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/2007/08/tree-porn-only-trees-that-may-b...
I dont remember the details but I do believe it had something to do with a knot in the wood...
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I said Oh. My. God even before I scrolled down and saw MK had written it too. Yuck. Doesn't she have children? Who dresses like that??? Only in LA (or a whorehouse).
@Tonic- What? between the boards? That be a sad little peen.
@FN Classy- LOL. I am tryin to think of something doggone funny to say but I got nothing. Nothing I'd feel comfortable joking about anyway... :)
@Tonic- What? between the boards? That be a sad little peen.
@FN Classy- LOL. I am tryin to think of something doggone funny to say but I got nothing. Nothing I'd feel comfortable joking about anyway... :)
WTF? We need to control the over-population of skanks and have this one put down!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 11, 2008 - 8:48am.
And those shoes are just like the ones you find at the back of a porn shop on Hollywood Boulevard, right next to the prepackaged slutty nurse and camp follower costumes elderly couples buy to get themselves hot, and those rubber genitals modeled after the actual porn stars.
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I feel so fucking embarassed I know what you're talking about...
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 9:02pm.
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'Night, you funny bitch.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 11, 2008 - 8:58am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 10, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Watch what you say on this site about sex with almost anything as we have seen sex with benches, cheetos, cars, bicycles and claw hammers. Unfortunately, I am sure that I missed some.
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Shit, you're right, I gotta be more specific.
I'll fuck just about any HUMAN.
And maybe some dogs. Huskies are kinda sexy.
(KIDDING)
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by islandgirl on August 10, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 8:49pm.
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Ahahahaaa.... do you know my father?
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No, but PULL MY FINGER! :-)
Ok, all you whores, I lurves you more than MK loves Shauna Sand's lucite heels, PURPLE DRANK and Taco Bell combined...I really do.... *sniff, tear*...Ok, not really, but you hot whores have a good night anyway. I'm out...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
gonnaburn you totally missed picnic tables.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Why did Miss America take off her drawers?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 10, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Watch what you say on this site about sex with almost anything as we have seen sex with benches, cheetos, cars, bicycles and claw hammers. Unfortunately, I am sure that I missed some.
MK is watching the women's gymnastics right now.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 10, 2008 - 8:49pm.
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Ahahahaaa.... do you know my father?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Never heard of the fleshlight before, but the link was priceless. Thanks.
Submitted by Chilletta on August 10, 2008 - 8:38pm.
I'd love to know her secret for getting around on those super-high hooker heels without tipping over and falling flat on her plastic surgery.
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I think she's fallen flat at least once. That explains the crooked nose and smashed worm lips.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~