Breathtaking.......
Oh. My. God. I am seriously hyperventilating over these gorgeous pictures of The Empress of Lucite in her royal garb last night! She even wore the official royal ribbon over her exquisite lucite heels.
Just when I think there's no way she can outdo herself in the "elegant" department, she does. Webster's dictionary owes it to the world to change the meaning of the word elegant to simply "Shauna Sand." The word should only be used to describe Shauna and nothing else!
Last night, Shauna took off her royal coochie cutters outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood. Shauna, being the saint that she is, probably decided to do the lovely people of Los Angeles a gift by cleaning up the air with her beautifully scented vagina. Her chocha probably smells like a million Little Tree air fresheners. No, her chocha is like a fucking Febreze factory.
These pictures of Shauna will dance in my dreams tonight. Here's more of her last night and also getting her nails done earlier in the day. They probably used liquid rubies to paint her nails.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
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Does this skank ever NOT look like a two-bit hooker? (I wonder what she looked like before she fucked up her face....)
Shauna and Tess must singlehandedly keep the silicone and botox industries afloat!
Her kids must be proud.
Shit, those lips look like a big ol' baboon butt...elegant as all fuc*. but a baboon butt none the less.
Her parents must be so very proud.
Pretty hair, other than that....
you have to admire the passion. you're either a whore, or you're not.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Her plastic surgeon needs to be shot. Hideous work.
With each E.O.L. post, I grow fonder and fonder of Princess Chicken Cutlets. I find myself wishing that the post was about PP posing with a public mailbox, or inviting paps inside to view her porcelain cat collection and see her latest spread for Laotian Vogue. I'm convinced that's what MK is trying to do with the Shauna Sand overload.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 10, 2008 - 10:21pm.
@Van It's a butt.
Are you saying something about my face? Cause I have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to look this good. People don't understand perfectionists like Shauna and I.
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MK needs to chill the fuck out with this chick.
_Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 10, 2008 - 10:13pm.
@V-"Even when she was married to Lorenzo she did not wear the stripper outfits"
Didn't she start out as a Playmate or was that after Renegade? (Never seen it) And Shane Lamas from the Bachelor- How is she nearly Shauna's age? Is Lorenzo way older than Shauna?
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She was a playmate but after she got married there were pictures of her out there and she wore normal clothes (at least in public). It was not until after she separated from Lamas that she started going outside looking like a one dollar blow job hooker. I have no idea what that is or was. Maybe she has always been crazy and Lamas kept her grounded or maybe Lamas caused her "crazy" by wanting female perfection or maybe the divorce fucked her over and she spends all her days making sure she looks what she considers "sexy" so that Lamas figures out what he missed. I do not know. Frankly, I do not care. ___________________________________________
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 10, 2008 - 10:21pm.
And I heard that Tom Cruise has a C on one cheek and CK on the other.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 10, 2008 - 10:21pm.
I tried to talk my friend into getting a B on each cheek, since her husband is Bob.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
@Van It's a butt. I thought it was an M.C. Esher thing, but now I see- a butt. I knew a guy once who had a "w" tattoed on each cheek. Of course, making it WOW. At least it wasn't MOM.
Submitted by Khandi on August 10, 2008 - 10:19pm.
You know her feet are all sorts of fucked up.
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So's the rest of her.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
You know her feet are all sorts of fucked up.
How many cocks did she suck today to make her lips swell up like that?
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Is she yours?
And goodnite FC and everyone else that got to go. I should head out soon. Shauna Sand and her Lucite heels do not keep my attention for long.____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Is she yours?
And goodnite FC and everyone else that got to go. I should head out soon. Shauna Sand and her Lucite heels do not keep my attention for long.____________________________________________
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Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Might I add... it sounds like a great episode of Absolutely Fabulous!
looks like a stripper on her way to work... my goodness, those shoes, the clothes straight out of the spice catalog, and the horrible plastic face and collagen lips...a hot mess.... she is probably loving the attention... just go ahead and make the porn movie.. it is all you can do now...
@Fucking_Classy:
Nite, sweet.
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Anybody reading the Jossip thread about the Soap Opera Weekly editor Carolyn Hinsey being fired? That shit has been keeping me entertained since late Thursday afternoon! If the soaps were as entertaining as the behind-the-scenes gossip, they wouldn't be having such low ratings. Geez, there's herpes spreaders and receivers, blowjobs, drunken falling in the hall at work in front of HR person, throwing fellow employees under the bus, spreading rumors that ex-fellow-employees are now porn stars, etc.
@V-"Even when she was married to Lorenzo she did not wear the stripper outfits"
Didn't she start out as a Playmate or was that after Renegade? (Never seen it) And Shane Lamas from the Bachelor- How is she nearly Shauna's age? Is Lorenzo way older than Shauna?
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Picture him with a handful of food stamps.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
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Night, ladies. Gotta go.
My tummy hurts from all the hysterical laughing, thanks!!
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Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 10:02pm
I just confirmed via wiki, they are indeed all Lorenzo Lamas' kids. Embarassed to say but I watched renegade, anyway, she was on the show and she was beautiful (horrible actress), I posted a link to an episode she was in earlier, anywho, it was not until about a year before her divorce that she started to change and get plastic surgery. Even when she was married to Lorenzo she did not wear the stripper outfits. Me thinks that divorce fucked her over. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 10, 2008 - 6:59pm.
I thought all the kids are Lorenzo Lamas' spawn.
I agree, V, but the blondie doesn't look like LL.
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She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Aha! The before/after I've been looking for!
http://www.celeblite.com/_ups/Z5568_Shauna_Sand_ugly.jpg
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ARGHHHH! She was pretty before! What happened? Oh yeah, the plastic surgery, that's right.
And the pics of the titty-monsters posed with all the little kiddies gathered around like they're ready to play tetherball with those huge globes...disturbing, to say the least. Those kids are going to want to grow up to be just like Mommy, I'll bet.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 10, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 9:51pm
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To be honest, I'm not really sure. I just know that I've seen a trail of men carrying and holding the hands of these kids and they all seem to be playing Daddy, at least.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 10, 2008 - 9:59pm.
That's pretty funny about the plastic surgery MO of Lamas. Wow- I found one blond streak of respect for SS as there be only one baby dady.
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 9:51pm
I thought all the kids are Lorenzo Lamas' spawn. I could be wrong but I was pretty certain of this. They met during Renegade, when she still looked human. LOrenzo Lamas is always dating young plastic bitches now, the last person he dated that did not look like she had a bunch of plastic surgery was, ironically enough, Shauna Sand pre surgery.
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Yeah, that poor nose. It's concaving into her face. I keep picturing the side of a glacier, falling piece by piece into the ocean...
Submitted by angel_i on August 11, 2008 - 9:55am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 10, 2008 - 9:51pm.
I also noticed bitch only poses showing one side of her face (yeah, I got no life).
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Weird. I only found ONE. It's gotta be some kinda bimbo twitch.
http://www.taylorwane.com/taylor_tour/diary_images/MistressTaylor.jpg
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HOLY MOTHERF...
That's a man, right? Right??
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Or maybe she just always looks bitchy head on.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 11, 2008 - 9:54am.
The other side must have been burned by acid... or a flat iron.
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I'm thinking botched plastic surgery, but shit, the whole woman is a botched plastic surgery.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 10, 2008 - 9:51pm.
I also noticed bitch only poses showing one side of her face (yeah, I got no life).
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Weird. I only found ONE. It's gotta be some kinda bimbo twitch.
http://www.taylorwane.com/taylor_tour/diary_images/MistressTaylor.jpg
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The other side must have been burned by acid... or a flat iron.
Submitted by angel_i on August 11, 2008 - 9:51am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 10, 2008 - 9:50pm.
I am sure a father like the one they have doesn't help matters either.
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Which one?
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Fuck yeah, be specific!
And miss shauna is no whore, she's just democratic!
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"I am sure a father like the one they have doesn't help matters either."
They surely don't have the same father, do they?? Is Lorenzo daddy to all three? Hot French dude was another hubby- now he's out of the picture too.. Truth be told, I had never heard of this ho (or many others) until I started visiting this site. Oh, how my life has improved.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 10, 2008 - 9:50pm.
I am sure a father like the one they have doesn't help matters either.
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Which one?
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 11, 2008 - 9:48am.
I think the Taylor Wayne one is really just a real doll. Although she has the same soul-less hungry side leer that PP does. Not sure...
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I also noticed bitch only poses showing one side of her face (yeah, I got no life).
And funny thing is, I bet my ass these hoes think they are fucking gorgeous.
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@Fucking_Classy:
LOL! OMG that's funny! I did notice the nipple girl - she's got a WHOLE bunch of awesome friends! But lol I'm still laughing at that guy.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 10, 2008 - 8:52pm.
I'd never fuck her and that's saying a lot, because I will fuck just about anything.
Her daughters will need some hardcore therapy to get over a mom like this.
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