Breathtaking.......
Oh. My. God. I am seriously hyperventilating over these gorgeous pictures of The Empress of Lucite in her royal garb last night! She even wore the official royal ribbon over her exquisite lucite heels.
Just when I think there's no way she can outdo herself in the "elegant" department, she does. Webster's dictionary owes it to the world to change the meaning of the word elegant to simply "Shauna Sand." The word should only be used to describe Shauna and nothing else!
Last night, Shauna took off her royal coochie cutters outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood. Shauna, being the saint that she is, probably decided to do the lovely people of Los Angeles a gift by cleaning up the air with her beautifully scented vagina. Her chocha probably smells like a million Little Tree air fresheners. No, her chocha is like a fucking Febreze factory.
These pictures of Shauna will dance in my dreams tonight. Here's more of her last night and also getting her nails done earlier in the day. They probably used liquid rubies to paint her nails.
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DON'T HATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!.........those heels......so.....exquisite.....
Exquisite Lucite Heel Fan from Scotland
UH AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICES HOW FUCKING GIGANTIC HER FEET ARE??????? THOSE THINGS LOOK LIKE 2 DUCKBILL PLATYPUSES STRAPPED INTO THOSE SHOES.
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 11, 2008 - 2:11am.
katie Holmes is a boring ass bitch voo doo I highly doubt she would. And if she did she will probably try to bring back bloomers,ugh
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
WHOA!!! Her nips are fucking huge!
what the...?
Hooker slut tranny clown trash joke. She is an insult to womanhood.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
gorgEoooUSS!!!!!!!!!Breathtakiingg
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 11, 2008 - 4:14am.
That heavenly skink scent is a mixture of vaginal discharge gone sickeningly sour, patchoulli musk, poontang pungence, and RID.
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And don't forget sweaty lucite-encased foot funk.
I hate the way she outlines her lips, making them look even more rediculously large.
I didn't know they were having the Olympic Trannie competition in West Hollywood. Where are the Chinese Trannie's???
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
hehe. the title says it all..."breathtaking". i am lost for words on this one. not sure if I should laugh or throw this coffee over my head. she's so f(*#(*$( stupid.
http://www.myspace.com/chirispanks
Sticka...seriously???? Grode. I would never share this beauty. Never. hehehehe
The part I don't understand is how she didn't understand why Lorenzo Lamas was pimping her to other men to have sex with them.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I don't know why this one or Phoebe Price even make it here but they certainly get action in the comments section.
Submitted by shmoobie on August 11, 2008 - 10:29am.
Can someone PLEASE PLEASE tell me who Shauna Sand is and how she became (semi) famous???
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Shuana is a ex playmate (NSFW)
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~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
The sun or sunbeds give that leathery skin effect.
Can someone PLEASE PLEASE tell me who Shauna Sand is and how she became (semi) famous???
Where are Shauna's hips? This woman had 3 kids and still looks like an ironing board, only with breasts. Her immense chest looks rather disproprtional to her 0-butt. I thought after pregnancy women with narrow hip line get wider hips?
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
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Why is the skin between her eyebrows like that? It's not wrinkles per se... it's more like... loose and leathery..
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
It looks like she bedazzeled those heels. What does this hooker tranny do other than get her picture taken?
That heavenly skink scent is a mixture of vaginal discharge gone sickeningly sour, patchoulli musk, poontang pungence, and RID.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
I don't know Deb, but I'd hate to be the one smelling that car. Buttsweat and vaginal discharge in that heat never smells good.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
It's amazing that Cindy Crawford is around five years older than this person, and Christie Turlington is a couple of years older, too, yet they both look leagues better. Or rather, perhaps it's not so much amazing as it is amusing.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
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I must be confused. Why did she take off the bottoms of that "outfit" and throw the shorts to a pappz? And who in Dogs Green Earth, would want to catch them? Why ride home in your undies? To see if you really can stick to leather? Why do I want to know?
Disgusting.
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"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I figured banshees didn't come out in the sunlight.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 11, 2008 - 2:03am.
It's not like the sun is gonna sneak past those lips to bleach the teeth white.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Thanx Island Girl.......gotta love those tampon string stories! When I was a little girl, my older sister had an aquarium full of fish. She thought it was hystercal to take Playtex Super tampons and stick them into the water....they would "bloom" in the water and all the fish would come running to check it out.......good times!
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~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
That ain't chalk.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
If you look closely on the sidewalk you could see a chalk outline of where her dignity died. Robertoooo
...And does she brush her teeth? I don't think your hair should be lighter than your teeth...
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Uhhh why is she taking off her panties?!?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Your face!
Well it's not even an outfit really, it's more like a tranny mess costume. If she wanted to wear something nice, she should try a little harder. It's not quite Halloween yet. As for tan and thin, well, I've seen plenty of Hollyweird types with better skin and bones bodies than this scary twat!
Your face!
Haha, Voodoo... that reminds me of my best friend's younger sister. We were all out partying one night and went back to her and her husband's place. She was loaded, so hub put her to bed and went in to check on her awhile later, and came out of the room pissing himself laughing. She was passed out cold junk, no pants on and ass up in the air with the tampon string hanging out. He called it her rip cord.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 11, 2008 - 1:49am.
Sorry, it's lonely in the gutter, so I'm trying to drag y'all in here with me!
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
@VOODOO!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
@dot,
It is over and done with. Sun comes up tomorrow right?
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"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Team Val baby you are grossing me out to new heights....a big thank you to you!
OFF TOPIC: Back in the early 90's, my friend was wearing a pair of "Dolphin" shorts (the kind Richard Simmons wears) and they were blue and white striped. We had just got back from the beac~h and we were resting in her room on the bed. She was on the phone, and had her leg up on the bed, stretching out while she was talking. I saw a light blue string and so I did what any best friend would do and yanked on it....her whole body came down about two inches......she screamed at me..."What are you doing?!?!?!" I told her that I was just pulling the string off on her shorts........come to find out, it wasn't her "shorts" string.......it was her tampon string........we laughed until mascara rolled down our faces.......good times!
~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Paris Herpes, it's because she's thin, tan, and wears the least amount of clothing she could get with.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 11, 2008 - 12:45am.
DebFH, I'm going to try and make peace with you. I understand your perspective but you may never understand mine. I'm still pissed off and SOME people WILL pay with my regards to them. I know you've gotten your fair share of grief recently but that's NOTHING compared to what I've dealt with here.
I think MK saying he still loves me says it all and that makes my heart happy.
Peace and Love and I'm outta here!
People are dropping like flies and I'm gonna bone up on some good viddles and vitamins. I'm a skeered.
She'll probably show up on the Enquirer in the disaster lip injections section with Phyllis Diller's bacon face. Her mouth DOES look like an anus with a pink lube job. Her lucite heels are pretty awesome though. How does someone get to look this bad and get this many pictures taken of her ALL the time?! She needs to share that secret with all of us!
Your face!
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 11, 2008 - 1:41am.
Something tells me that Brit's tampon string would remind me of the ropes I used to climb in gym class.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
NyApples, I clicked on the Brit Brit Period Pic, and as gross and "CARRIE-iffic" as it is.....I still do not see a tampon string swaying in the wind.......so we have yet to see the Pap Kotex String picture as of yet.......maybe Robotic Katie Holmes might provide that little snap shot for us?!?!?!?!?!?
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Sharpie #7?
Is that the one that advertises "Even after the money shot, a Sharpie Pout will still look hot!"?
I'm smellin' endorsements for our lovely Miss Sand!
She actually looks like Pennywise, the evil clown from IT.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
TV!
YUCKIES! ROFLMFAO!
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"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I knew a guy with a foot fetish.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
She needs to be the poster girl of butta-faces. What a waste, her face looks like Tony Danza and her body looks like heaven. Sad. Robertoooo
@IG,
I am going to be in Houston next week. We can go Lucite Hunting in the Galleria!
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"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Submitted by DivasGone on August 11, 2008 - 1:29am.
I looked at the pantiless shots, and was also wondering what was up with the lipliner.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by DivasGone on August 11, 2008 - 1:29am.
I just dared to click on the closeup shot of her. What the hell kind of lip liner action is going on there?
DivasGone, it's sharpie number 7 pink. Yes, they make sharpies in colors now. Don't ask how I know this shit.