Sunday, August 10th 2008

R.I.P. Isaac Hayes

Soul legend Isaac Hayes died today at the age of 65. He would have turned 66 in 10 days.

Isaac's wife found him unconscious next to the treadmill inside of their Memphis home this morning. When paramedics arrived, they tried to revive him and took him to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead at around 2 this afternoon. No foul play is suspected, but a cause of death has not yet been announced.

Isaac has won several Grammys. He also won an Oscar for the theme song to "Shaft." Isaac was the voice for Chef on "South Park" from 1997 to 2006. Isaac Hayes, who was a Scientologist, left the show because of an episode which made fun of Scientology.

Ugh! Bernie Mac yesterday and now Isaac Hayes today?! Bernie and Isaac did a movie together called "Soul Men" which comes out later this year. Samuel L. Jackson is also in that movie. Get Samuel to the safe house!

This shit too much, seriously. Isaac Hayes will be missed!

Rest in peace, Isaac.....

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Posted by: Michael K


highrisehomo's picture

And you leave Suri out of this! She can't even say "audit" yet!

highrisehomo's picture

Hmmm... Hitlerish?
no... Well and see its funny you mention the Nazis too cause I mean as far as that's concerned it could depend on his OT level since some of those celebrity types take the "short bridge" straight to the top where they just tell you its all a huge scam to dupe naïve people out of huge amounts of money... But the good news is you've invested enough to get a little cut!

From what I've read the line between scientologist and scientology victim is somewhere around OT 6

Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring. So sit the fuck down.

Submitted by highrisehomo on August 11, 2008 - 2:14pm.

Teasing the LIVING rich, flashers is par for the course if you're a public figure.

BUT

When you CROAK it's just natural and DECENT to be kind to the deceased unless they were the lowest, vile Hitleresk type people. THAT is called having some compassion, empathy and a heart.

If Tommy Girl Cruise died I'd feel sad for him and for Katie and for his adorable baby and I'd feel sad that he allowed himself to become indoctrinated into a cult and his eyes never woke up before his demise.

Death is DEATH. It's not pretty. Death and taxes. Yay.

*off to listen to some John Lennon*

Submitted by highrisehomo on August 11, 2008 - 11:14am.
One more thing, MK has ruthlessly criticised Isasc Hayes in the past just as I did. I can understand showing respect where due but the pathetic gushing over it is perhaps the most shameless display I think I've ever seen him proliferate. And then for the rest of you to follow along like a bunch of pathetic sheeps
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So these three sentences:
"This shit too much, seriously. Isaac Hayes will be missed! Rest in peace, Isaac....."

is gushing???

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tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near

Khensu Hetep's picture

Who cares what religion you practice?

I doubt he did something all that heinous for the amount of hatred and disrespect he's gotten in the thread thus far.

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kiwikim's picture

Probably didn't pay his Scientology dues and Tommy had him offed. It never looks like foul play when a scientologist mysteriously dies.

sexyy's picture

RiP isaac.
gosh chef was funny
sad..=[

highrisehomo's picture

One more thing, MK has ruthlessly criticised Isasc Hayes in the past just as I did. I can understand showing respect where due but the pathetic gushing over it is perhaps the most shameless display I think I've ever seen him proliferate. And then for the rest of you to follow along like a bunch of pathetic sheeps

DUH! I SAY. DUH!

Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.

highrisehomo's picture

And for the record, all you people who are even mentioning the Chef Character are disrespecting him as much as I just did. Isaac Hayes KILLED CHEF and CONDEMNED SOUTH PARK long before his own untimely demise.

Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.

highrisehomo's picture

I'm sure this is the last place anyone's family looks for condolances so I'll save it but for the record I'm not completely heartless. That said, with ALL DUE respect, Isaac Hayes was a hypocrite who was not only engaged in the wholesale SCAM known as scientology, but also participated in the most successful humiliation of it to date, which he later condemned. I wouldn't be surprized if the HBICs at Scientology headquarters were responsible for his death and I'll leave it there....

Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.

Snarkley's picture

RIP, Isaac Hayes. The joy that you have brought through your music and your wonderful sense of humor is unmatched. All of your fans are mourning your passing but celebrating your life. Thank You. :(

fuzzy's picture

what is going on here???? argh!! another post that made me sad first thing, NOT Mr. Hayes!!
my thought are to his family, man this was a sucky weekend...... :(

you were one cool bro

Dr. Dick's picture

RIP Mr. Hayes. You were one cool cat.

soul's picture

wow Isaac Hayes,what a voice,realman. RIP.
http://www.rockhall.com/inductee/isaac-hayes

(what a year) :(

HairyPotheadfan's picture

Aw man....first Bernie Mac and now Isaac Hayes?? This just sucks. Both men will be missed. :(

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

blueberry's picture

I loved him as Chef and I was so sorry when he left South Park.
RIP...

day shift stripper's picture

RIP Isaac.

Chocolate Salty Balls will never be the same.

2008 sucks! :(

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Khensu Hetep's picture

If we're still alive in another five months to see 2009, I'm going to party my ass off.

It's a shame what's happened to Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac, but I also hate 2008 for reasons beyond this. January 1st, 2009 cannot happen soon enough.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Khensu Hetep's picture

He seemed like such a nice guy. Not fair. I hope that his last days here were happy ones, and I wish the very best for his family.

Poor man.

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TheBreakdown's picture

I get home from the airport, turn on CNN and *this* is what greets me.

Oh, man!

:(

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shandi's picture

What in the holy hell? I went to the link Mel-Tang posted (thanks, Mel) and after doing some reading came to a list of celebrity scientologists, and Patrick Swayze was listed! I didn't know he was a Scientologist. Did anyone else?

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WinnieT's picture

Designer Genes and Shandi:

yes this world is on its way out. too many terrible things have been happening since this century began. a friend of mine thinks the world will end in 2011. i hope he's right or it will end sooner. i'm sick of this place.

oh and RIP Isaac Hayes.

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Could not agree with you more. I'll be sure to set my alarm.

R.I.P. Isaac Hayes.

Robertoooo's picture

PRIMUS is way better then this guy Robertoooo

force noir's picture

This is so sad.
I grew up dancing in the backyard with a cape on while my dad
played Isaac Hayes records. Sucks.
I'm already drunk, but will now continue to have a drink in his
honor.

jussayin's picture

December 21, 2012....the supposed date of the end of the world, according to the Mayans...but I think it'll be a bust just like 1999 and Y2K

I could hope though

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I found this article about Isaac and why he left South Park. It's very interesting.

http://www.scientomogy.com/southpark_scientology_chef.php

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Designer Genes and Shandi:

yes this world is on its way out. too many terrible things have been happening since this century began. a friend of mine thinks the world will end in 2011. i hope he's right or it will end sooner. i'm sick of this place.

oh and RIP Isaac Hayes.

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letinstar's picture

sadness...i was going to download some issac hayes songs just yesterday from itunes....RIP..
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super-ette's picture

Well that sucks. Farewell, Chef.

This truly has been a strange year. My grandmother died suddenly in April (previously in good health).

Isaac - 65 is TOO YOUNG.

"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."

Grace Disful's picture

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

shandi's picture

Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on August 10, 2008 - 6:35pm.

"I dunno...maybe 2010 will be the apocalypse. 2008 has seriously been the worst year EVER."

I am in agreement and I have saying been saying this since the very beginning of the year. Terrible things have been happening to us and our family, as well as other friends and their families. Then the flood hit our area. I was diagnosed with cancer in my eye the same day that Patrick Swayze announced he had pancreatic cancer. I had a bad pap smear and lots of biopsies. Randy Pausch died, too. Too much to list, but 2008 has been a real CRAP year.

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cultmovieheathers's picture

Aw,CRAP!I really liked him.And I loved his name.So much in fact I named my first born son Isaac.No joke.

And I agree with MK....Get Sammy J to the safe house.STAT.

Sending positive thoughts&prayers to his family,and friends.

R.I.P,Isaac Hayes

Richard Strangdog's picture

RIP, Black Moses. God, the world will be a shittier place without that voice!

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EmmaB's picture

The trolls are awful but the people who rise to it are just as bad. Don't feed them.

RIP Mr Hayes.

sexy's picture

two greats this is sad I am saying my heart felt condolences.

Winnyfranfran's picture

RIP Isaac.

modianos's picture

RIP duke of new york. you were A number 1 :(

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RIP duke of new york. you were A number 1 :(

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Khandi's picture

RIP I.H.
Holy crap this thread took a nasty turn. I'm hauling ass.
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DESIGNER GENES's picture

I dunno...maybe 2010 will be the apocalypse. 2008 has seriously been the worst year EVER.
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filthy cute's picture

A legend to whom? Please.

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Sad.

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Robertoooo's picture

Well ha loo der. Iz a injineer!!! Robertoooo

DWF's picture

Regardless of his religion, he was a true legend -- just watch Wattstax to get an idea. Damn. What a weekend. : (

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Submitted by bennettk on August 10, 2008 - 7:39pm.

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Just when I thought the posts here could not get any more disturbing, the spammer comes through.

Thanks for that South Park link, Deb. He will be missed.

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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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filthy cute's picture

LOL! @ Roberto's comment. WRONG WRONG! hehehe

I'm gonna stick to my Bernie Mac sadness. Isaac Hayes was a hypocrite alien cocksucker. And I'm sure as a Scientologist, he's gone to some far-off cum-drizzled meadow full of T.Cruise clones. So let's not be sad for him. Let's celebrate the death of one of the millions of Hubbardeers that should meet the same end sooner rather than later.

Yeah, I'm a cunt.

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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

LA's picture

RIP. I'm so sad that Isaac's beautiful voice is silenced.

wow..this is madness.. i am sure hayes was mourning bernie's death yesterday and now we have to do the same for him..

...it is definitely a loss and i send my condolences to his friends/fam