Sienna & Balthazar Go To The Pharmacy
Obviously, Balthazar was getting some shit to stop the itching "down there." Sienna's used to it. Besides, when the itching gets really bad, her crabs scratch it for her. I zoomed into her bag to see if she was buying a pregnancy test. A secret baby would make this story so much better! Unfortunately, I think she was just buying corn removers.....for her vagina.
Balthazar and Sienna have been flaunting their skankness all around Malibu for the past few days. Even though their relationship is pretty much out in the open, Sienna apparently wants Balthazar's wifey to publicly admit that her vagina of destruction had nothing to do with the break up of their marriage.
Some source told The News of the World, “Sienna is being portrayed as a femme fatale and fears for her career because Hollywood hates a home wrecker. She hopes Balthazar can get Rosetta to put out a statement saying their marriage was already over. They have already got friends to speak out, saying he was sleeping on their sofas.”
Femme Fatale? More like a mega slut with a shameless chocha! Since when does being a major whore in Hollywood eff up your career? It's not like this is Seinna's first time at the homewrecking rodeo! Jude Law anyone?
And the Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 9:07am.
What's wrong with skintight gold lame leggings?
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Sheeps, I didn't say anything the last time we got together, but you may want to go one size up.
oh, and BTW, thanks for the NoScript suggestion! MUCH better!
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
@PSL:
For reals. The girls at Jezebel did this great article once where they went and tried on clothes at American Apparel. I *think* they called it "How AA made me look like a Fat Hooker". OMG those clothes look funny on anyone whose not pre-pubescent.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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@Sheeps,
Nothing, Lindsay
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
What's wrong with skintight gold lame leggings?
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angel, I asked the guy working in the store, "What is with all the shiny clothes?" He said people love it...just what I want to see, people squeezing their fat asses into GOLD shiny pants....Yay.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
They both have a bad case of the wandering penis & snatchal area. He ain't the first, she ain't the last.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by shianne517 on August 10, 2008 - 8:59am.
I'm really tired of looking at that ad.
Download NoScript (free) from Firefox. I see only a snowy-white, mustard-anklet-free field.
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@Joe,
I thought the one dude was the woman who recently "gave birth". I hate referring to her as the Pregnant Dude...
Anyway, I was happy it got a job so it wouldn't have to whore out unsuspecting child anymore...
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
Maybe he's buying that Grecian Formula one of yesterday's posters mentioned? The Daily Mail states that her PR people are worried about her popularity as a result of the affair and that's why she walks behind him in photos. And there I was thinking we had another Scientology convert.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 11:57am.
I went into an American Apparel store last week, and laughed. They have gold LAME pants and everything looks like a cross between ice-skating and stripper clothes!
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Girlfriend - I have to see that every day upon leaving my building. There's this plum colour they're spouting that I'm in love with but yes,
that gold lame shit has got to go. And why does EVERYTHING gots to be skin tight.
American Apparel makes the softest T-shirts - I wish they'd stuck to that.
I do have teenage interns that keep me up on this stuff...and get ready everyone DISCO is back! YAY! And, of course the 80s...but they like disco best.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Suki
You are so right, dead on. Also, have to say MK, you make me laugh so hard and out loud with some of your posts. When I am having a bad day, I go to your site and you totally cheer me up. You are really talented. Props to you!Im in love!
mike, are your boxers shiny?
AA has some, if you need....
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Such haters! I'm sitting here in my boxers and puce socks.
@mike:
It's so boring I kinda wish you said it three times:)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 10, 2008 - 11:52am.
Completely off-topic;
If you clicked on this don't be bitching at me, I warned you; Does that gay guy in the American Apparel ad have mustard coloured ankle socks on? With his boxers?
I'm really tired of looking at that ad. My eyes go straight the armpit hair and those semi cholos aren't even hot.
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Sara M.
I went into an American Apparel store last week, and laughed. They have gold LAME pants and everything looks like a cross between ice-skating and stripper clothes!
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
I Googled that Toronto explosion story and am relieved that there were no serious injuries. But a couple of polar bears are still unaccounted for.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
dear mr dlisted,
i know our love cannot be, but i am in love with you. mainly because you make me laugh and laugh and laugh. and you dont like a homewrecker. and you have a fine way with words. i think you should come to a pot luck party at my house, and meet some of my friends - at least one of whom, you might like like.
if you really live in nyc, i am just a metro-north ride away.
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The McCanns Did It
It's Sunday Joe- day off!
these two suck. they should be hiding inside if they want to try and repair their images...
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 10, 2008 - 11:52am.
Completely off-topic;
If you clicked on this don't be bitching at me, I warned you; Does that gay guy in the American Apparel ad have mustard coloured ankle socks on? With his boxers?
Yes, and FYI, those aren't gay guys, but hipsters. If you're wearing American Apparel, you can do that and still not be gay.
PS@Joe Schmoe:
It was a HUGE area of land too! So bizarre.
And those people weren't in a good place to begin with. *Sigh*
ONT: Girlfriend needs to comb her hair. She looks like my kid.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 11:33am.
Well Rosetta is well known in her own right out in LA. She is a designer with lots of A-listed friends since childhood. Since Hollywierd is a popularity contest, I am assuming there is a lot of people pissed at her -- even if there was a statement I doubt it will change the minds of those who have seen it play out on the internet.
If she wants some help maybe she should have Baltazar make a statement and say that he is an asshole who lied to Sienna and told her that the marriage was over but it wasn't and now Sienna is just staying with him because.......(insert stupid reason that no one will buy here).
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Perhaps she should have thought of her reputation BEFORE prancing around topless with this married dude. Get a room and keep that stuff behind closed doors. And what a scumbag he is.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
this is really a boring story
this is really a boring story
Completely off-topic;
If you clicked on this don't be bitching at me, I warned you; Does that gay guy in the American Apparel ad have mustard coloured ankle socks on? With his boxers?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
2nd thumb.. Bal is thinking he made a BIG mistake; she doesn't even know he's there.
ubmitted by whatzmynamo on August 10, 2008 - 11:50am.
Sienna Miller is just following her idol and fellow homewreckers footsteps.... Angelina Jolie.
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Hey! That goes perfectly with the ONT part of my post. Thanks:)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 10, 2008 - 11:43am.
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 11:40am.
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Hey that's a relief! I just read some headlines about lots of people being evacuated in the northern suburbs of TO??
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Yeah...I'm downtown. That's pretty scary.
*whispers* I think there's a conspiracy, dude. I gots proof. 1. There has been an arson floating around that we can't catch - he lights little fires all over. 2. The last really huge fire was a strip of stores that were old and raggedy on Queen Street which is in the process of gentrifying. - The new and renovated stores were untouched. They decided, before the fire was even put out, that it was NOT arson. 3. This area that went up in flames today - that's pretty much our only "ghetto" and nice people have been moving in there for the last few years. 4. Construction businesses own this town, they always have. Seriously, dude, this shit is getting kinda freaky. */end whipers*.
ONT: Hey Sienna, why so homewrecky? (I know that's so stolen but I can't help it -it suits her.)
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Sienna Miller is just following her idol and fellow homewreckers footsteps.... Angelina Jolie.
"Hollywood hates a home wrecker"?? My ass! Angelina Jolie, anyone??
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 11:46am.
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Hey PSL..you working today or you got the day off?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
whew! angel, I am glad you are ok.....hey joe! good morning!
OT: Sienna is a whore. Getty is scum.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
from her wikipedia page:
Miller said of the split (with Rhys Ifans), "I really thought I was very ready to settle down, but then I realised I wanted to be selfish for just a little bit longer."
Yeah, only a selfish slut would willingly and knowingly get herself involved with a married man, and break up his shit. Granted, Balthazar needs to get on dick control, but Sienna is just shameless. And a no talent slag on top of it.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 11:40am.
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Hey that's a relief! I just read some headlines about lots of people being evacuated in the northern suburbs of TO??
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
jude and his wife were over when she hooked up with him.
that said, she could exercise a little more control over her panties.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 10, 2008 - 11:38am.
Has Angel been around? There were some massive explosions in Toronto..hope she's ok.
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Really???
I was sleeping. I just woke up. Wha!?!?
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This vapid Cockney flapmouth slag really grinds my fucking gears.
Homegirl's chocha must be made of sugar and gold because she is not cute. And here I was thinking she was just a sway back heffa with no talent. I stand corrected.
"Obviously, Balthazar was getting some shit to stop the itching "down there." Sienna's used to it. Besides, when the itching gets really bad, her crabs scratch it for her."
LOL! MK that's just too funny! Just what I needed for this Sunday morning. :)
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Has Angel been around? There were some massive explosions in Toronto..hope she's ok.
On topic: Who cares?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
I'd be more impressed if she were bra-shopping.
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I think the release date for one of her upcoming "movies", Hippie something, has been put on hold thanks to her skankness...
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hi vany!
Sienna is so fucking selfish- I can't believe she hopes Rosetta will put out a statement that could help her....she is unbelievable.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering
what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
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There's nothing that anyone could say to improve my opinion of that skank.
Yes I can't imagine why Rosetta would want to be so selfish and vile as to not issue a statement as to why Sienna's open-to-the-public-cumdumpster had NOTHING to do with the absolute ruination of her marrage. And before anyone goes about jumping down my throat about how it's Ballsbizzare's fault too I already know that and it takes two to tango blah blah blah. I assure you I KNOW it's his fault too. Really. I got it, I just like picking on Sienna because she has some sort of idea that she really has a respectable career. She also seems to want to be viewed as a victim whereas Balls-o already knows he's a scum of the Earth cuntrag loser who on top of every other reason he completely sucks donkey balls, is already dead-beat dad to be certain and in his view has "nothing to lose". They're both fuckface dildos that need to go away.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
thanks for bringing up angelina the wicked witch of east, west, north and south. HOME WRECKER TO THE TENTH POWER
Hollywood hates a homewrecker? Angelina Jolie's career doesn't seem to be suffering much.
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K
Is that an EPT in there?