Sienna & Balthazar Go To The Pharmacy
Obviously, Balthazar was getting some shit to stop the itching "down there." Sienna's used to it. Besides, when the itching gets really bad, her crabs scratch it for her. I zoomed into her bag to see if she was buying a pregnancy test. A secret baby would make this story so much better! Unfortunately, I think she was just buying corn removers.....for her vagina.
Balthazar and Sienna have been flaunting their skankness all around Malibu for the past few days. Even though their relationship is pretty much out in the open, Sienna apparently wants Balthazar's wifey to publicly admit that her vagina of destruction had nothing to do with the break up of their marriage.
Some source told The News of the World, “Sienna is being portrayed as a femme fatale and fears for her career because Hollywood hates a home wrecker. She hopes Balthazar can get Rosetta to put out a statement saying their marriage was already over. They have already got friends to speak out, saying he was sleeping on their sofas.”
Femme Fatale? More like a mega slut with a shameless chocha! Since when does being a major whore in Hollywood eff up your career? It's not like this is Seinna's first time at the homewrecking rodeo! Jude Law anyone?
And the Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones.
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"koolz", Dementa... "'nuff" said ;*
now go get yo' party on, go ON, GIRLFRIEND! I KNOW you're too hip! "LOL" and "yawnz" ;)~
.. but I am LOVING all your-backpedalling on poor wittle homewrecked Mannifer Blandistan!
"well, you sure schooled me! TOTALLY wipes away that wonderful post of yours with all the "ugly women" who "can't keep a man" that "Maniston" gives hope to. Yep ^_^"
Now think hard and try not to overload yourself, Leatherette. First, the simple fact of the matter is that it doesn't matter what Blandistan actually IS -- what matters in that statement is how the people who associate her with themselves regard her.
Second, how many guys have had her cling to them and then dumped her? Not just her ex-hubby, luv.
Third, it's creepy to backstalk someone's posts.
Submitted by RJII on August 10, 2008 - 1:54pm.
I thought that was Heidi Montag. Or is she a quarter of the talent?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 10, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Anyone here think he chose a separate bed in lieu of her putrid poon?
Didn't think so.
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by now, I think Balthazzz's cock is calloused enough from all his other non-famous forays with homewreckas. The biodiversity in their crotches will form a symbiotic alliance.
she's built like chris crocker, but w/ half the talent.
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Submitted by dementa on August 10, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Leatherette, sorry but not a Draingelina fan. Just a loather of the whiny vanilla pudding that is JA.
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well, you sure schooled me! TOTALLY wipes away that wonderful post of yours with all the "ugly women" who "can't keep a man" that "Maniston" gives hope to. Yep ^_^
clue: If you want to give the impression you're blasé, don't try so hard to be casual. Drop the redundant apostrophe on a made-up word or two.
I'm here to help.
Leatherette, sorry but not a Draingelina fan. Just a loather of the whiny vanilla pudding that is JA. The two are not always correlated, despite what the voices in your head may tell you. ;)
lizardo, if he wants a tight coochie then what is he doing with Sienna? You could run a freight train through hers.
I gotta wonder why she hooked up with this never-was, tho. He doesn't have any money of his own and he hasn't really got a career, so why isn't she chasing some well-known peen who wasn't being supported by his wife?
Aubrey04, how long do you think it'll be before she has some plastic surgery?
oh DAMN, forgot my duty here, lemme give you the time:
It's 11:05 a.m. Pacific Standard Time...Do YOU know where your husband is?
Because playing celebrity gossip devil's advocate is is a chess game? *yawn* These two are skanks. 'Nuf said.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 10, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Then go away.
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and make your day? HELLS no ;*
AND I still have this lovely espresso to sip up! Can't y'all rub your braincells a little harder and think up new expressions for your husband-snatching-snatch fears? Come on, give me some new ones :)
Why does she look so fucking old? Isn't she like 26 or 27? She looks like Goldie Hawn - who is in her 60s - in this picture:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27655/images/spl43293_007.jpg
Anyone here think he chose a separate bed in lieu of her putrid poon?
Didn't think so.
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Then go away.
Sienna is being portrayed as a femme fatale and fears for her career because Hollywood hates a home wrecker.
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What career?
And he just likes a tight coochie over a four-time stretched out ragged coochie... Can't blame him...
Submitted by waterbucket on August 10, 2008 - 1:30pm.
All she needs to do is to adopt a few kids and she'll be a superstar in no time.
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cool, then all well be well with Dementa soon. Don't wanna read more awkwardly put-together [fill in the blank]-iennaisms. It's like sitting in on my mom's gardening club bitch sessions, damn.
Hopefully, they bought condoms. Balthy already has 4 kids he doesn't give a shit about.
Submitted by dementa on August 10, 2008 - 1:23pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I LOVE it when Trangelina Jolie defenders go ballistic hurling shit at another "homewrecka" MUAH!
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 12:11pm.
He just GOT IT! It was that girl before.
Look, AA's got cash. And MK does THIS for a living - he could prolly use it. When I think of all the other cashwhores that could sponsor him I really don't feel so bad. Especially when I get to look at fags snuggling. That makes me happy:)
OR what Sheeps said.
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Ok.. good point. I guess there are a lot worse things we could be staring at. On drunkenstepfather there are hookers ads everywhere. I'll take AA over that shit any day.
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All she needs to do is to adopt a few kids and she'll be a superstar in no time.
May both their brains rot from syphilis.
As for her career, what career is that? All she's had within living memory is a lot of nudie set pics, that ghastly Edie Sedgwick biography that nobody watched, and a bit part in "Stardust" as a nasty selfish manipulative slut... so playing herself, really.
I love how Skankienna actually wants the wronged woman to LIE so poor wittle adulterous Sienna won't look so bad. Is she so stupid and spoiled she thinks that Rosetta gives a damn about her "career"? Wait, don't answer that.
harlee25, so Balthazar had the chance to say no, but Sluttyienna didn't? I suspect you've had a few affairs with married men too, or you wouldn't insist that he should get AAAAAALLLLLLL the blame, not half and half.
milk thistle extract, nope it was over something far kinkier. Pearl Lowe confessed that she and her hubby did some wife-swapping with Jude and Sadie, and things went downhill after that.
Submitted by name_optional on August 10, 2008 - 1:19pm.
sorry but what the hell kinda god damn name is "Balthazar?"
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it means "douche rag homewrecker victim boy-man" in ancient Sumerian. No lie.
every time I see a pic of these two assholes I think of an expression I used to hear in Mississippi: God don't like ugly.
I'm not of the faithful, but yeah...
sorry but what the hell kinda god damn name is "Balthazar?"
meh, I thought her career was dead at least two years ago, but look at the knee-jerk reaction to this stunt. She just bought relevancy again. All she needs is few good offers to roll her way because producers took notice of her again. I still say she went for this douche rag at least partly to cause scandal, so that her waning career could get a jump start. Now she's free to play (horribly) the "troubled" or "complicated" woman.
and GAH I hatedhatedBARFhated that waste of premium cable "Keen Eddie." What a load of doucherag yuppie drivel.
And so did Balthazzz, because I can't remember him in anything since I read a review of some movie he was in back when I was in high school. Can't even remember what it was.
And wouldn't surprise me either if these two procreated because that's the latest must-do to stay relevant when your looks and talent are vanilla as all fuck.
Submitted by harlee25 on August 10, 2008 - 1:01pm
Balthazar is a douche but Sienna has been cheated and know how the press is she should stop making excuses and admit that she is sleeping whit a married man because he is married until tho court say so and stop trying to make the wife the villain of the storie
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Funny - I thought Hollywood LOVED homewreckers. They seem to be among the highest earners, really.
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Submitted by harlee25 on August 10, 2008 - 1:01pm.
what a fucking double standard!! Balthazar should be getting all the blame, NOT sienna. He's the married one who cheated and he had the opportunity to say no, just like brad pitt did. They both caved in because they are weak men but it is NOT Sienna's fault. damn, people.
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Oh, hon, so true. But give it up. You'll just piss off the homewrecka-hollering crew up in here who mention "also his fault" as an aside to their homewrecka-lynching fantasies like racists mention "but I have black friends". Without women like these, Sienna and Balthazz would actually have to sink or swim on their talent and what's left of their industry and financial connections.
I was watching an old BNTM yesterday where all the girls were saying: "O! I want to be elegant like Sienna Miller. Sienna Miller would never do THAT at a dinner!" *eyeroll*
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If Sienna has any STDs, she got them from Jude. He and Sadie had a wide circle of f'ers, including Rys Ifans and his wife at the time. Add Kate Moss' circle and there you have it. Poor Balty didn't have anything of his own causing an itch. OK, if you say so.
Jude and Sadie split over Nicole Kidman. Don't you even read your own gossip MK?
what a fucking double standard!! Balthazar should be getting all the blame, NOT sienna. He's the married one who cheated and he had the opportunity to say no, just like brad pitt did. They both caved in because they are weak men but it is NOT Sienna's fault. damn, people.
what goes around come around , one day she is goin to be a lonely slut who no man is goin to want to fuck because you could park a yatch on her chocha , no career ,no man and no respect
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
it looks like panty liners & some sally hansen shit.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 10, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 10, 2008 - 12:33pm.
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That's a clip from a Canadian comedy show called "This Hour has 22 Minutes" and Rick Mercer did a piece every week called "Talking to Americans". It is *hysterical* - I'm not judgin; I luurves ze Americans.
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Ha! I was gonna mention that to him when I told him we kept our pigs in igloos and fed them maple syrup. I'm pretty sure that's where I got most of those ideas.
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and Daddy of the Year looks constipated, JUST the look of average douche bag loser all the rescue-mommies go for. Don't worry, Balthazzz, there's MILLIONS of these dumbfucks just waiting for you to get tired of Sienna, see the wrongness of your ways (again), and fetch you from the homewrecka-bad-dye-job gutter like Rosetta did, just so they can brag about saving a maaayun.
then you're home-free to slip back out to the clubs and annoy the fuck out of single women like me when my bf steps off to take a leak.
Precious Moments, Lifetime, and the Hallmark network have built empires on saps like these.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 10, 2008 - 12:33pm.
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That's a clip from a Canadian comedy show called "This Hour has 22 Minutes" and Rick Mercer did a piece every week called "Talking to Americans". It is *hysterical* - I'm not judgin; I luurves ze Americans.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 10, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Joe, I'm shocked by this video. I hope the igloo can be saved in time. And congrats on that daily newspaper. ;}
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
This ho has no career to speak of anymore. Who cares?
Um hollywood hates homewreckers??!! Angelina Jolie anyone?
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 12:17pm
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*banging head on desk to kill visual*
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Submitted by bizzibe on August 10, 2008 - 11:41am.
jude and his wife were over when she hooked up with him.
that said, she could exercise a little more control over her panties.
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jude's ex wife was an orgy-hopping, hard-partying hooch, too, if I recall my old ass gossip correctly.
... those shorts sure look crunchy, like she fetched them from the bottom of the hamper. Yep, that has to be some crack-sprinkled cooch tunnel Sienna has going on, because she looks like any random old Malibu hippie here.
Sheeps, bloat? retaining water these days?
heehee
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 10, 2008 - 9:16am.
I do! Or, as my friends LoLo and LCT would say, "Bloop!"
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 12:13pm
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Compressed methane perhaps? You need a tummy rub.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 9:10am.
you may want to go one size up.
It was bloat.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 12:07pm.
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That's not how to impress the ewes Sheeps. Repeat after me: Less is more.
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Submitted by shianne517 on August 10, 2008 - 8:59am.
I'm really tired of looking at that ad.
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He just GOT IT! It was that girl before.
Look, AA's got cash. And MK does THIS for a living - he could prolly use it. When I think of all the other cashwhores that could sponsor him I really don't feel so bad. Especially when I get to look at fags snuggling. That makes me happy:)
OR what Sheeps said.
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 10, 2008 - 11:56am.
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oh hardy ha! At least the our national igloo wasn't damaged;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo
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Sienna Miller is the painfully typical, totally common, unspectacular -- some might say epically mediocre -- girl who for reasons mostly related to stupidity, ignorance, and an annoying over-appraisal of her talent and attractiveness, comes under the delusion that she is unique and important.
Stupid, also-ran bitch. Her career is already on the downside. The only acting role I remember her from is the ugly-assed leading lady from Casanova who wan't fit to sniff Heath Ledger's loin cloth.
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