Sienna & Balthazar Go To The Pharmacy
Obviously, Balthazar was getting some shit to stop the itching "down there." Sienna's used to it. Besides, when the itching gets really bad, her crabs scratch it for her. I zoomed into her bag to see if she was buying a pregnancy test. A secret baby would make this story so much better! Unfortunately, I think she was just buying corn removers.....for her vagina.
Balthazar and Sienna have been flaunting their skankness all around Malibu for the past few days. Even though their relationship is pretty much out in the open, Sienna apparently wants Balthazar's wifey to publicly admit that her vagina of destruction had nothing to do with the break up of their marriage.
Some source told The News of the World, “Sienna is being portrayed as a femme fatale and fears for her career because Hollywood hates a home wrecker. She hopes Balthazar can get Rosetta to put out a statement saying their marriage was already over. They have already got friends to speak out, saying he was sleeping on their sofas.”
Femme Fatale? More like a mega slut with a shameless chocha! Since when does being a major whore in Hollywood eff up your career? It's not like this is Seinna's first time at the homewrecking rodeo! Jude Law anyone?
And the Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones.
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Those look like Always Maxi Pads in her bag to me...and maybe some tampons too? lol
Besides, when the itching gets really bad, her crabs scratch it for her.
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Submitted by nicaw on August 10, 2008 - 4:41pm.
If I were the wife, I wouldn't put a statement out. If Sienna was really concerned about how this would affect her career, she should have waited for him to publicize his break-up before getting involved.
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agreed. beside, what career is she talking about?
I really wish Balthazar's wife would state the opposite of what this home wrecker wants..
so he lied when he said he wants to work things out to his wife? what a dick head.
hope she would divorce him and clean up his bank account. then the mega slut can have him.
OH snap MK! ha ha ha you made some closet angeloonies like all out themselves on that one ha ha ha!
WTF DOES ANGIE-JO HAVE TO DO WIFF DIS POST MAH?
You dont know? bitch gots warts and corns on her bagina tooooooooo! HA HA HA HA Its like an old tire with loose treads and shit! ha ha ha
oh oh insulting angie??!!!! bunch of wet diapers!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
What does Angelina have to with this post? Oh yeah, she's a husband stealer right...? Well is she or not? Didn't Brad Pitt separate from Maniston BEFORE he shacked up with Angelina? Not to drudge up old gossip but their marriage was already dead by the time he did that terrible action movie with Angie. I'm just saying, now I need to shoot myself for engaging in this stupid comment.
Your face!
LOL@ gutter slut. You get the point though.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 11, 2008 - 1:16am.
Fuck you, Sienna Miller.
She doesn't owe you shit, you cum guzzling thundercunt.
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Fuck you, Sienna Miller.
She doesn't owe you shit, you cum guzzling thundercunt.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
She is soo pretty.
My vagina is on fire just from looking at these two whores. And not in a good way. They probably spent the night burning off each other's anal warts.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
I love the dig at Angie Jo. It's true.
hotnspicy81 I laughed out loud too and I don't smoke.
Unfort she's not as popular as Angie Jo. Her movie "Hippie Shake" has been pushed back. Poor Sienna ruining her barely existent career for a guy that may not even inherit any of the Getty fortune. Tsk. Tsk, bad gold digger.
I know that I stay pretty high most days and find a lot of things funnier because of that, but the end made me laugh out loud b/c you read my mind. (Sounds crazy unless you're stoned right now or me)...i'm tired.
Ugh, they're trying so hard to make someone care.
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They're both whores - why anybody defends either one of these talentless sluts is beyond me.
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RE: “Sienna is being portrayed as a femme fatale and fears for her career because Hollywood hates a home wrecker.
Why didn;t someone tell me that Sienna Miller was actually an actress. All this time I thought she was just some English twat who screwed married guys. I had no idea there was a Multimillion Dollar Hollywood film career at stake.
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Why don't you leave Angie alone for a while? Could you, do you think? It's all getting so so so very played! She was a wild child. Big DEAL! She has turned her life around and deserves some respect for that. I'm just so tired of the whining broken record -- aren't you all? Really?
Submitted by S_G on August 10, 2008 - 3:01pm.
I don't know who's more annoying, the Brangaloonies or the anti Brangaloonies who are just as equally obsessed and never miss a chance to bring up Angelina's name in any post.
Since her name was brought up again, I think the reason Angelina was more easily forgiven is because there were no kids involved. Also, like her or not Angelina is a real movie star and way more glamorous and beautiful than Sienna Miller. Hollywood is way more likely to forgive if you are a real movie star or a great actress, like Liz Taylor. Angie is the modern day Liz.
(No, I am not comparing beauty or talent. I am comparing global celebrity and movie star glamour, wealth, scandal)
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You can say 'Angie' is as glamorous as you want, but there was a time before the rhinoplasty and before the voluminous highlighted brown hair that Angelina wasn't "glamorous" and was probably a few steps lower in the strata than Sienna is now. For all we know Sienna could eventually become some amazing goddess, too. I doubt she has it in her, but then again I never would have expected that the girl from "Hackers" would be a beloved globe trotting philanthropist priestess.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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What I think Sienna and Balthy bought at the CVS:
KY Tingling jelly (to help Sienna's desensitized vag)
Beer (to create the beer goggles)
Pretzels (a good snack to eat with the beer)
Cortisone cream (for the ever-present itch)
Tucks Hemorrhoid pads (they will need them after they drink dem Frapps)
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You can't steal a husband.
Guess what? If you are separated, you are still married. My feeling is that you should close the door on that relationship before you move on with someone else.
If I were the wife, I wouldn't put a statement out. If Sienna was really concerned about how this would affect her career, she should have waited for him to publicize his break-up before getting involved.
As for the $14M for pics comment, it was funny. Come one, let's put the timing together. The actor separates from his wife while promoting his movie with the co-star who becomes his lover/partner/baby mama (of six)? I believe that something did happen between them that affected the actor's marriage.
And I do believe it has hurt both of those careers. It always does. Go back to Elizabeth Taylor, Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds.
So, its ok to cheat if there are no children involved, I say a cheater is a cheater if married or in a relationship with someone else. The only difference is, no children got hurt or caught in the middle.
I LOVE ANGELINA and u guyz can not even cumpair her to Sienna Slutiller! No way, Angie is a glammoros and classy lady, but Sienna is a fugly dirt ho with an ugly pinched face and bugbite boobles.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Any man that cheats on his wife apparantly is the one at fault here. Therefore, you cannot blame Sienna Miller for being a "homewrecker" when clearly the one who was doing the home-wrecking was that guy..IDK how to spell his name.
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I don't know who's more annoying, the Brangaloonies or the anti Brangaloonies who are just as equally obsessed and never miss a chance to bring up Angelina's name in any post.
Since her name was brought up again, I think the reason Angelina was more easily forgiven is because there were no kids involved. Also, like her or not Angelina is a real movie star and way more glamorous and beautiful than Sienna Miller. Hollywood is way more likely to forgive if you are a real movie star or a great actress, like Liz Taylor. Angie is the modern day Liz.
(No, I am not comparing beauty or talent. I am comparing global celebrity and movie star glamour, wealth, scandal)
I may or may not have seen a movie with Sienna in it. I can't remember, maybe because her acting wasn't exactly standing out for me to notice either. So she's famous for having a hubby-stealing chocha, then?
Your face!
Submitted by dementa on August 10, 2008 - 10:48am
lizardo, if he wants a tight coochie then what is he doing with Sienna? You could run a freight train through hers.
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LOL! You are right. I forgot who I was talking about. She hasn't had any kids, but I am sure she has had things the size of a baby's head up that nasty twat! LOL!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 10, 2008 - 12:59pm.
I have not seen her in anything that made me want to go out and see her gangly ass again.
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Chrissy "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker has a better ass.
RID should approach her about being a spokeskank.
or bleach...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 10, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Leatherette:
it's your fault...
Sienna Miller = Penny Poon!
that the new name for any cheap slut.
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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! thanks! THAT's what I'm talking about!
Submitted by magdalene on August 10, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Nice.
Sorry, but Sienna always harbors that '(un)freshly fucked' look.
RID should approach her about being a spokeskank.
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her Hollywood stock fell after the 2006 Oscar parties, where she made a complete ass of herself grinding on Sean Penn and having her toes sucked in front of studio execs:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-382485/Sienna-puts-foot-it....
I remember at the time her PR team and anonymous "friends" trying to do damage control when the pic hit Vanity Fair.
even in a city of professional attention whores, she stands out as juvenile and desperate.
Leatherette:
it's your fault...
Sienna Miller = Penny Poon!
that the new name for any cheap slut.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 10, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Leatherette:
You have a point, but I lump Sienna into that Sarah Larson category. If you're gonna fuck it (or pretend to), at least get something in return aside from an STD.
Sienna's snatch stock is plummeting cuz she's giving everyone cheap shares!
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THANK YOU. Said so when this crotch rot festival started, but it got lost in the subsequent homewreckathon. She's putting out way too cheap, divided coochie shares down to penny stocks.
C-enna Miller is a hore! It is not kewl 4 her to do that w murried men! Wat a big fat slut she is, w her tiny boobles and her shave puss! She makes me digested to be a woman! It is not a classy think to do. Sienna is a hooker slut and i bet she has aids!
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Leatherette:
You have a point, but I lump Sienna into that Sarah Larson category. If you're gonna fuck it (or pretend to), at least get something in return aside from an STD.
Sienna's snatch stock is plummeting cuz she's giving everyone cheap shares!
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 10, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by name_optional on August 10, 2008 - 1:19pm.
sorry but what the hell kinda god damn name is "Balthazar?"
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it means "douche rag homewrecker victim boy-man" in ancient Sumerian. No lie.
-- but later Aramaic scrolls define it as "calloused penis-baring fix-a-husband" with a secondary meaning as "serial-wifer-cum-club-troller". Swear to Wikipedia.
Kate Hudson gets a pass because we KNOW her mama was a big time slut.
Someone ask Sienna's mama who she's fuckin these hours?
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ubmitted by TheBreakdown on August 10, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Scarlett = undercover heaux not so undercover
Angie = undercover heaux not so undercover
Sienna = heaux on the corner
The biggest difference between these two divides is that Scarlett and Angie actually have talent.
Sienna has not even proven her acting skills, but I'd be willing to bet her oral skills are legendary by now.
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points well taken, except for Scarlett -- her tits are the talented duo miss thang takes credit from.
and Angelina could use a lesson or two -- or three dozen -- on accents. Not all furriners talk like Transylvanian vampires. With all her UN whoring, you'd think she'd pick up a distinctive new accent or two.
Scarlett = undercover heaux not so undercover
Angie = undercover heaux not so undercover
Sienna = heaux on the corner
It looks like you are missing a heaux between not so undercover and on the corner. Kate Hudson maybe? I don't know; she might be up closer to ScarJo.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 10, 2008 - 1:59pm.
SiennaHo really must have the hottest snatch in town. I mean, seriously, I have not seen her in anything that made me want to go out and see her gangly ass again.
But hey, like I said before, if she wants to fuck herself to the middle, her vagina and the crabs cresting on it, have my sympathies...
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I'm afraid Keen Eddie II is in the works.
& you need to give tutorials on good Siennaisms because somewhere even SiennaHo is laughing crotch critters out her money maker.
Scarlett = undercover heaux not so undercover
Angie = undercover heaux not so undercover
Sienna = heaux on the corner
The biggest difference between these two divides is that Scarlett and Angie actually have talent.
Sienna has not even proven her acting skills, but I'd be willing to bet her oral skills are legendary by now.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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I definitely can't bring myself to watch a Sienna movie. And I've gotten to feeling that way bout Angelina Jolie movies too. Which is too bad cuz I used to idolize her. But skankiness and spouse-thieving are stains too filthy to ignore.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on August 10, 2008 - 2:03pm.
According to Christopher Ciccone, sperm is really good for vocal chords. Perhaps she has the voice of an angel.
uh yeah i was gonna say hollywood loves a homewrecker.. angelina jolie anyone? sheesh!
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F' to the middle was by far the funniest thing I've read since the Paris Hilton definition of off shore drilling posted by Mr. President. I thought Sienna Miller was pretty too but J.Crew model-esque. Not anything special as an actress, so her talents must lie elsewhere.
Submitted by dementa on August 10, 2008 - 11:48am.
Aubrey04, how long do you think it'll be before she has some plastic surgery?
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I don't know but she needs to pull that sagging chin area up. I just looked it up - she's 26 & she has the saggy jowls of a fucking 60 year old.
I guess my ex-boyfriend lied when he said that drinking his spermie milkshake is good for my skin and will keep my looking young, because we all know that Sienna swallows gallons of it.
SiennaHo really must have the hottest snatch in town. I mean, seriously, I have not seen her in anything that made me want to go out and see her gangly ass again.
But hey, like I said before, if she wants to fuck herself to the middle, her vagina and the crabs cresting on it, have my sympathies...
'Heaux Confessionals'
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