Bernann McKinney IS Joyce McKinney
The crazy dog cloning lady is the crazy Mormon man rapist! The other day I posted the long and scandalous tale of Joyce McKinney, a woman who kidnapped her Mormon lover and forced him to do sexy times with him. She also did a bunch of other crazy shit like pretend to be a deaf mute mime.
Many people came forward claiming Joyce McKinney is the same woman as Bernann McKinney, the crazy lady who paid South Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her dead dog Booger.
The whole saga is way too long to repeat again, so click here if you have no idea what in aqua hell I'm talking about.
Well, Bernann McKinney admitted to the Associated Press that she is Joyce McKinney! I knew it! You could see the crazy in her eyes then and you can still see it now! Bernann (or Joyce) was never brought to justice in the UK for allegedly kidnapping and doing mean sexy times to her ex-lover.
She said she only went public about cloning her dead dog Booger, because she thought people would be able to forget the past. She said, ''I thought people would be honest enough to see me as a person who was trying to do something good and not as a celebrity. My mother always taught me, 'Say something good or say nothing at all.' 'I think I gave people too much credit." WTF?! She is a fugitive of the law!
Unfortunately, London police said they are not pursuing the case. They said that shit is old and they've moved on. Bernann denies that she ever forced sex upon her ex-lover, ''I didn't rape no 300-pound man. He was built like a Green Bay Packer.'' Yes, but a woman with crazy running through her veins can easily take on a big man! Especially when he's handcuffed to a bed! Mink-handcuffs, but still handcuffed!
Bernann went on to say that she isn't Joyce McKinney anymore, that woman has been gone for a long time. ''It's taken years of therapy to get past this. We go to church and serve the Lord and try to lead good lives and do good things.'' Dear Bernann, reading "Chicken Soup for the Soul" does not count as therapy! Sorry to tell you that.
Besides, the whole Mormon kidnapping thing, Bernann also has charges against her for threatening a woman in 2003, writing bad checks, assaulting a public official and an animal cruelty charge for not taking care of a horse properly. That charge was later dropped.
Somebody needs to call Annemarie Lucas from "Animal Precinct" to get her to save those cloned puppies! You know Bernann is thinking of turning them into fur handcuffs for her Mormon lover.
The husband of the woman Bernann threatened a few years ago, said he recognized her almost immediately. "She's ugly as sin now. But, sure enough, that's her.''
When is Tyra Banks going to have this woman on her show?! Oprah wouldn't understand Bernann's crazy the way Ty Ty would.
I really hope someone is working on a Lifetime movie version of Bernann's life. This shit was made for the small screen! Brit Brit can play Joyce McKinney and Delta Burke can play Bernann McKinney.
And in case you missed it, here's crazy in action:
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Dreemy no mebbe i did not go to Harverd but i have my associates degree is bizness accoonting i got online! Y do u think i am lying? How much edjoocation do YOU hav. miss no it all. I bet even xtina aguilscarea is nicer than u r soemtimes 2 me!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Forget doing sexy times with a 300 pound bed snail. Bitch looks like she is about to spooge all over herself holding that puppy.
That really is a hunka hunka Bernann love. Elvis would roll over in his grave on his fried peany butter and banana sammich.
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Dreemy yes I went 2 school!
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Pity you didn't bother learning anything.
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I am 25 yeers old!
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Sure you are.
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Did u think i did not go 2 school or sumthing?
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Correct. If you did go to school, I urge you to enroll in a adult education programme. Trust me, you need it.
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And I dun kno wat u r talking about, 1. men rape women not the othur way a round and B i think u r as crazy as the dog clone lady - but i am not sayin u were raped like she was so don get madd at me!
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Women CAN & DO rape man. I repeat just because a man get's an erection does NOT mean that he wants it. You are extremely ignornat. Agin I repeat - SHE raped HIM. If a woman orgams during rape, does it mean she wannted to be raped? NO. If a man get's an erection & is raped does it mean he wanted it? NO. You clearly no NOTHING about this subject, so please cease talking about it. You only show your ignorance more by doing so.
Gry worte this (every word is TRUE)
"Submitted by Gry on August 10, 2008 - 8:44pm.
This is true. Having an erection is not exclusively associated with arousal. I don't think anyone would logically argue that a woman who might climax during an assault was a willing participant. Men get erections when they're cold, angry, shocked, or frightened. Adrenaline is a key factor."
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
are you sure you didn't go to skool?
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where's my sauce, bitch?
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Dreemy yes I went 2 school! I am 25 yeers old! Did u think i did not go 2 school or sumthing? Sheez. And I dun kno wat u r talking about, 1. men rape women not the othur way a round and B i think u r as crazy as the dog clone lady - but i am not sayin u were raped like she was so don get madd at me!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 8:28pm.
Dreamy, I READ all the time!!!
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Bull shit. You posting here are enough to prove that you'vre never read a book in your life.
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I just finished "Cunfessions of a Heiress by Paris Hilton!
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See? You just proved my point.
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Mauybe u read Baytoven all the time but sum of us are into more intaresting things!
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Did you even go to school? My God, How can anyone be this thick?
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I would also like if u didn use werdz like "erection" to me i am a virigin!
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Because someone who likes the two biggest whores in the world is a virgin! How old are you 12?
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A good gurl who duznt do erections.
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Again. Bullshit.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
U guys rnt makin ne sense! Haha wat r u talkin about? And that moovy about the chrystle piramid was the Davinchy Code! I luv Tom Hanks, he seems like such a good American dad. His hair reminded me of dirty mopheads tho in that moovy.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
HA! I bet that cloning company is like, "Damn! This doesn't make us look legit..." hahaha.
"Women CAN rape men. Just because a man gets an erection doesn't mean he wants one."
This is true. Having an erection is not exclusively associated with arousal. I don't think anyone would logically argue that a woman who might climax during an assault was a willing participant. Men get erections when they're cold, angry, shocked, or frightened. Adrenaline is a key factor.
parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 3:39pm
I have those cook books, their grate.
Gonnaburn... on August 10, 2008 - 3:40pm
Moat's Art, hahahahahaha....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Bradiful, I just finnished reading Vivaldus and Choppin....they are some really good authers....you shuld give them a try.
PSL, it's "redding" and "reely"...c'mon now...! lol
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 10, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Moat's Art was what that Tom Hanks movie was all about that took place in the crystal pyramid.
Bradiful, I just finnished reading Vivaldus and Choppin....they are some really good authers....you shuld give them a try.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 3:33pm
Right? Everyone nose u reed chikovski, Baytoven invented fire.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
"Mauybe u read Baytoven all the time but sum of us are into more intaresting things!"
Oh My God.
*shaking head*
who is allowing this idiot to breathe?
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
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Dreamy, I READ all the time!!! I just finished "Cunfessions of a Heiress by Paris Hilton! Mauybe u read Baytoven all the time but sum of us are into more intaresting things! I would also like if u didn use werdz like "erection" to me i am a virigin! A good gurl who duznt do erections.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 8:11pm.
UglyPornaleraEyes i DID read it! Did u?! WOMEN cant rape MEN! Do u kno nething about sex and rape and how it work? Haha damn, some peeps...the article cleerly was a mistake abou the rape.
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I do understand rape. Very well actually, I once wrote a 5,000 word essay one the subject. Women CAN rape men. Just because a man gets an erection doesn't mean he wants one. Maybe you sould try opening a book now and again.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
In Beyonce's 2008 grammy introduction of Tina Turner style:
Britney Spears, Lorena Bobbit, Boy George.
Historical person who have all shown their crazyness to world.
When I was little boy I dreamed of this kinda exposure.
But I know I needed all the right elements. The chicken cutlets of Phoebe. The freakyness of Michael.
The Pils & Booze of Paula Abdul.
But there's one person that got the essences of all of these things. The crazy (the whole kidnapping shit + the doggs cloning) , the smartness (She though by changing her name), the passion (Doggs). Ladys and Gentlemen give it up for: The Hotslut of the Year.
UglyPornaleraEyes i DID read it! Did u?! WOMEN cant rape MEN! Do u kno nething about sex and rape and how it work? Haha damn, some peeps...the article cleerly was a mistake abou the rape.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 7:58pm.
She is ugly and fat and weerd, why wuld a man want 2 rape her?
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He didn't. If you read carefully, you'll see that SHE raped HIM.
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This duz not make sense at all 2 me.
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It would if you had a working brain (that you actually used) & read what's written properly.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
She is ugly and fat and weerd, why wuld a man want 2 rape her? And mormons dont RAPE people, they r nice and not sexual! This duz not make sense at all 2 me. It is weerd she wuld want the same dog again - it is not the same! God duznt like it eithr.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
I'm sorry, i'm pulling for Bernann to be Hot Slut of the Century. She's like a real life Dawn Davenport, but with a ton more intrigue. Her story is out of control and just SCANDALOUS. My eyeballs are scandalized for having read it. She shouldn't be writing a screenplay about that damn puppy, but her own insane life, even though she's a completely terrrible person. Deliciously insane, but terrible nonetheless.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
I'd laugh like mad if all they really did was take her money, get five new born pups and said they were cloned. That would be the best karma.
This was a former beauty contest winner?
They're far more lax across the pond. How else can you explain Pete Doherty's in & out of jail and the courts?
If Bernann/Joyce was in America, they'd have her ass in prison and on trial before Christmas.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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By the way, has the statute of limitations expired in this particular crime? What IS the statute of limitations in England?
And dear Bernann/Joyce doesn't seem to take into account that there are plenty of ways to physically subdue a 300-pound guy. Roofies and stun guns, for example.
Just another run of the mill ufcktarded religious phool.
Submitted by dementa on August 10, 2008 - 1:14pm.
angel_i, where the soul comes from for a clone, you might as well ask where an identical twin's soul comes from.
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That's a fair estimation, I guess. Twins always seem kinda weird to me too;P
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angel_i, where the soul comes from for a clone, you might as well ask where an identical twin's soul comes from. It's the same thing, really, since a twin is just a natural clone.
And it really is horrible that these people are shelling out money for what is basically a TWIN of their pet. They could feed starving children, buy and care for a dozen needy pets, and... I dunno, build homeless shelters with all that money. Probably all at once.
But nooooo, they have to delude themselves into believing that Foofy the Poodle has been returned to them.
I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure there's no way her hand was amputated and then "reconstructed". Using what? Those fingers on her left hand sure don't look like toes.
I wanted to add that it makes me sick that she can do all of these terrible things and then hope that people can "forget about her past".
And why would you want to clone a pet OR a human for that matter? They may look alike, but they still aren't the same pet or person. They will think and act differently.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
As crazy as this whole story is, what I find amazing is that while watching the video, the narrator says that her hand was amputated, but doctor's later fixed it. It looks damn good as new! If a hand is amputated and then a new one put back that looks just like the original and moves that well, that is fucking medical history! I imagine her hand wasn't amputated, just injured badly.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
The pathetic thing is that she thought that nobody would put 2+2 together and bust her stupid ass. DOY!
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on August 10, 2008 - 12:23pm.
For those who don't think the implications of this are really creepy, not only for humans, but for the poor animals who god only knows what they experience on a soul path coming into the world twice....
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Strangely, this worries me too.
Where does the soul come from when we do this cloning stuff? How does that work? Sometimes I wish "the Observer" would give us more hints, you know? It doesn't feel right. That's the best I've got. O wait. I got one more. There are plenty of suffering creatures on earth already. Why the hell wouldn't we tend to all that before making new ones? I just don't get it.
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She's super freaky.
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What mean, terrible, horrible, rude people we are for failing to forget that she kidnapped and RAPED a guy, as the warmup to a bunch of other crimes. I wonder if she's gonna lecture the cops who arrest her, for failing to say just nice things and forgetting the past.
Oh, and that wife's line is priceless. She should be a "hot slut!"
Deb, I think she sold her house.
So, we are dishonest and awful for not forgetting she is an escaped convict. Wow-that's like the fools who steal from you and blame you for having something they want. She is obviously insane and I hope someone out there reminds the goofy bitch that you can escape a jail sentence but you can't run from karma.
For those who don't think the implications of this are really creepy, not only for humans, but for the poor animals who god only knows what they experience on a soul path coming into the world twice.....its just downright evil
She said she only went public about cloning her dead dog Booger, because she thought people would be able to forget the past. She said, ''I thought people would be honest enough to see me as a person who was trying to do something good and not as a celebrity. My mother always taught me, 'Say something good or say nothing at all.'
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BWAHAAhahahahah*gasp*Hahahahahahah!!!
Um no. We have the internet now.
There is no need to ever forget anything EVER!
Also, something good? Something good would adopting one of the millions of animals that need homes, that's something good. This is something selfish - like kidnapping.
And then - I guess you don't talk much, huh?
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Submitted by islandgirl on August 10, 2008 - 8:14am.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 10, 2008 - 11:12am.
Yell at him from behind and see if that scares him. Then kick him in the nuts and see if he squeals.
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Or in this case, kick her in the box.
hahahahaha. You guys don't like mimes? Or McKinney?
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The poor 3 she chooses! I wonder if her "mistreatment" of the horse falls into the same catagory as the man with the park bench? lol
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 10, 2008 - 11:45am.
Well she looks like she's enjoying the mug shot anyway..
When in Utah, you really have to get your kicks however you can.
I must say, this crazy hot mess has it all! Hot Slut of the Year!
What about the surrogate bitch? She looks all tuckered out..panting, looking confused, knowing she never "got any".
That's ok, Mommy dog, you are much better looking than the rapist bitch.
She HAS to be related Sylvia Browne.
Knew it! I really hope that crazy bitch has put her past behind her for the better. It would be sad to think that she might treat those puppies in the same manner that she mistreated her horse that she almost got charged for.
And what was with the narrator in the clip saying she was in a wheelchair and "Booger" opened doors for her, etc. Was that a lie also?
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Inquiring minds have to know!
Did the Koreans take a check for the puppies?
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
I hope the Koreans got their $50K upfront before the cloning. It's dubious she's gonna pay the bill afterwards (what with writing bad checks and all). I heard she sold her house to pay for this and is now homeless. Any truth to this?
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Well she looks like she's enjoying the mug shot anyway..
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