Levi Strauss Is Already Hitting The Red Carpet
And Levi's probably already hitting the bong too. I mean, look how fucking baked his daddy is in the picture above. Matthew McConaughey looks mega stoned in all of these pictures! It looks like he's sweating bong water.
He basically confirmed he was operating on smoke when he explained why they brought Levi Strauss out, "Levi was gonna stay home, but then he said, 'Dad, mom, I wanna go support mom's purses!'" He's not joking either. He really heard Levi say that. Actually, Matthew probably heard his bongo drum say it, but figured Levi channeled his thoughts to it.
The Bong Master said they take Levi everywhere. They even took him to a John Mellencamp concert. He said Levi is "equipped to be around the sights and sounds of people." Have they checked on Levi since then? He's probably deaf now. That probably wouldn't bother Matthew. He'd just say, "Awww. He'll be alright. Just give him a little weeeeeeeeeeeed."
Matthew kept the stoner talk going when he talked about how they kept the placenta and umbilical cord for some kind of Australian aboriginal custom.
He said, "They had a placenta tree that was on the river, and it was for the women, and it was the most fertile land and fertile river. And all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan ... went under that one tree, and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength. And this tree was just growing taller and stronger above the rest of Mother Nature around it. It was gorgeous."
I just have four words for Matthew: PASS. ME. YOUR. BONG.
Here's Matthew and Camila at the launch of her handbag collection last night.
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He should bottle and sell his special brand of bong water, cuz this fucka always looks and sounds half-baked!
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Bitch just had a baby? No F-in way.
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P.S. Couldn't he have taken off the hospital bracelet.
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Uhmmmmmmmmmm...what the feck!!! He looks like a starving horse. It's like I can smell him thru the screen...wet resin, mothballs because these are his good clothes, patchoulli, breast milk, beeswax, and J&J Baby Powder.
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She's hot from a distance...but seriously hairy up close.Definitely gonna have 'stache issues.Wonder if she's got that hairy line in the small of her crack.(ick)
Dang. I thought Woody Harrelson was the last hippie of this generation.
And someone should inform Matthew about patchouli. it'll cover up most of his stank. lol
Submitted by Salem13 on August 8, 2008 - 1:32pm.
What the fuck is the point in having a kid if your not going to stay home with it?
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Why does one HAVE to stay home with an infant? At this age all they do is eat, sleep and poop. THey are perfect portable people.
Submitted by lara on August 8, 2008 - 1:18pm.
i don't know about placenta, but the umbilical cord is very useful.it's used in transplants for leukemia and other diseases.
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UIhm, not quite right, the actual umbilical cord isn't used for anything, if the mother registered to have the Stem Cells stored, they take those FROM the umbilical cord for future use, if needed instead of bone marrow.
What the fuck is the point in having a kid if your not going to stay home with it?
I like Matthew, but he looks manorexic here. Overall, just terrible.
She's a hairy little woman!
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Gawd, another stupid model hawking purses that she didn't design. DEPRESSING when the rest of us have to work for a living.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Nice of him to clean up for the party...sweaty as hell, ripped shirt, and is that toilet paper on his shoe in the last pic?
We've heard a lot (mostly from him) about his great natural scent ... so why am I imagining it to be a combination of onions, earwax and ass sweat with a hint of belly button funk? On another note, why didn't he wear his "good" denim shirt to the launch?
I put the F-U in Fun.
i totally dig dragging the kid around with you... kids totally need to get into the world. My son's six year birthday was spent at an Irish Pub...lol
Itches! There's a new thread!
i don't know about placenta, but the umbilical cord is very useful.it's used in transplants for leukemia and other diseases.
his sweat is making me want to pour ice cold water on my head.
Submitted by gina latina on August 8, 2008 - 5:13pm.
If anyone's ever seen a placenta, you know it's the nastiest looking thing, and why someone would want to keep it around the house is beyond me.
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No no, they want to 'bury it in a placenta orchard' because placenta orchards are lush and fertile.
Matthew's baby mama is a little too hirsute for my liking. It's not right when a woman has facial hair like Engelbert Humperdink.
Submitted by lizardo911 on August 8, 2008 - 5:06pm.
I really don't know how this man got sexiest man alive. He is just so nasty gross.
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He USED to be sexy, until he started fucking his bong.
If anyone's ever seen a placenta, you know it's the nastiest looking thing, and why someone would want to keep it around the house is beyond me.
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Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!
I wish everyone ignored them. That would have been funny.
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Has she taken time to stay home with the baby and get some rest?
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
His face looks like britneys brown boots, NOT HOT. How long till someone bitches about taking a baby to a concert because its bad for his ears.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
That placenta story is fucking gross. This dude has gone so far off the deep end. If he has daughters I pray to God he won't try to talk about their vaginas with them. Who am I kidding. He will.
I really don't know how this man got sexiest man alive. He is just so nasty gross.