Levi Strauss Is Already Hitting The Red Carpet
And Levi's probably already hitting the bong too. I mean, look how fucking baked his daddy is in the picture above. Matthew McConaughey looks mega stoned in all of these pictures! It looks like he's sweating bong water.
He basically confirmed he was operating on smoke when he explained why they brought Levi Strauss out, "Levi was gonna stay home, but then he said, 'Dad, mom, I wanna go support mom's purses!'" He's not joking either. He really heard Levi say that. Actually, Matthew probably heard his bongo drum say it, but figured Levi channeled his thoughts to it.
The Bong Master said they take Levi everywhere. They even took him to a John Mellencamp concert. He said Levi is "equipped to be around the sights and sounds of people." Have they checked on Levi since then? He's probably deaf now. That probably wouldn't bother Matthew. He'd just say, "Awww. He'll be alright. Just give him a little weeeeeeeeeeeed."
Matthew kept the stoner talk going when he talked about how they kept the placenta and umbilical cord for some kind of Australian aboriginal custom.
He said, "They had a placenta tree that was on the river, and it was for the women, and it was the most fertile land and fertile river. And all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan ... went under that one tree, and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength. And this tree was just growing taller and stronger above the rest of Mother Nature around it. It was gorgeous."
I just have four words for Matthew: PASS. ME. YOUR. BONG.
Here's Matthew and Camila at the launch of her handbag collection last night.
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My family has placenta trees too, only each kid has their own tree and there is something about if the tree dies the person dies, Idk, my got cut down a long time ago.
The shirt is stained and has holes in it. If it was someone else, I would think they paid a fortune for the mechanic look. He probably just put on a dirty shirt and tagged along.
I wish he would go back to jogging without a shirt on, those were nice pictures and I expected him to be sweaty and dirty looking.
This dude's a bum. There's no way he would have landed this bimbo if he wasn't an actor.
I wonder when he'll be photographed again dancing in some bar with other women.
wonder what age levi will be introduced to the bong and playing bongos...with another dude...naked...
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WTF?
You just know this kid is moving in with Brangelina too.
Matthew hey hey's face wants me to get stoned outta my fuckin mind. He should be a shaman of some sort, oh yeah, Hollywood Shaman! Give him his own show so he stops making movies that ALWAYS SUCK ASS!
Your face!
Maybe it wouldn't create a giant behemoth tree, but it couldn't hurt to bury a placenta under one. I've heard that a lot of native peoples around the world bury the afterbirth of their newborn children. It symbolizes the bond between people and the earth. Also, I don't think Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend are gross looking at all. They just look like normal people.
Camila Alvez looks like that hot tranny bitch from There's Something About Miriam. Doesn't she?
He has stubby ass arms. He looks like a greasy T-rex in a denim button up.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I just have to comment again on how greasy and nasty this dude is. And whoever said that it looks like they don't have any chemistry is absolutely correct. I don't know why she is with him. She looks like she cleans up nicely. He is so nasty, skanky gross... And I never thought he was good-looking - even in his younger days... never...
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site
Although the guy looks like he lives in a trailer, he's apparently got some bucks from his stellar career- you know um, that really great movie he was in ...oh wait there wasn't one.
Blame the mini-van majority. He DOES live in a trailer in malibu. we dont know her at all. maybe its a match made in heaven and they will live happily ever after...in a goldi hawn kurt russel type of way. but don't underestimate what people will put up with for money..shrugs...if she likes it ...i love it
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Well... did he bring enough for EVERYBODY?
She rebounded to her old weight very quickly.
Please explain to me why we're supposed to give a shit about this greasy burnout and his filthy girlfriend(whose primary appeal seems to be her ability to repress her gag reflex when getting a whiff of his crusty ass) and their bastard child? Although the guy looks like he lives in a trailer, he's apparently got some bucks from his stellar career- you know um, that really great movie he was in ...oh wait there wasn't one.
Is it fair evidence of the imminent collapse of Western society that all these Hollywood assholes drop frog outside of marriage because they're just so fucking above such an antiquated institution, and the People magazine-reading dog-dumb public lap this shit up as though it were filet mignon?
There, now I feel better. A little.
Submitted by daisydaisy on August 8, 2008 - 11:02pm.
One of the greatest ironies of life is that one can't survive on looks alone. Ignorance always shines thru..
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What a class act. Sweating like a pig in a denim shirt with a hole in it. He looks like a mechanic. A baked mechanic. Also, a liar. He took that placenta home, hung it and dried it, and smoked it up.
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What's with the sweat? He's in good shape, so why does he look like he just hit with a hose?
shes super cute and whipped herself back to pre -pregnancy shape in no time.
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she can do better than mm.
I would love to smoke with him...the baby should be at home and maybe he should too...I'm sure the trailer has a smoking wing, away from the baby
What I love about Matthew is he does embrace the white trash in him, I just wish he would embrace the Rooster...What? I meant his brother Rooster, you sick DListed whores! They should make a public appearance and...Ok, I meant the other rooster...Matty ain't all sushi, I ain't buying it...
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Yup. I think Camilla got the rich and famous post treatment after she delivered.
She looks bitchy.
I guess she's pissed because she had to settle for the career that everyone who fails at acting goes into.... making purses.
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One of the greatest ironies of life is that one can't survive on looks alone. Ignorance always shines thru..
what is up with the wide open jazz catcher mouth position? ewwww!
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just so we´re clear, he looked like matthew, but didn´t act like him. matthew is kinda gross.
**whatever**
i hooked up a few times with a guy who looked a lot like matthew. i call him my "trophy guy". every woman should have one.
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I think we can go ahead and pre-order the book this kid's going to write on how messed up he was.
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Could there be anything gayer than a male carrying a basket of ANYTHING? -But, a basket of baby is kinda cute. I guess.
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His shirt has a hole in it. I'm actually surprised he has on a shirt. Hell, I'm surprised he didn't leave the baby in the car on the way to the event.
She looks amazing, though. Hard to believe she just had a baby. Some people gots it like that, though. I feel kinda sorry for her, cuz you can tell she's the only grownup in this little family.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
My brother made a stew out of his daughter's placenta. Smelled like beef. I left before it got done.
~yeah. like that~
I give it 6 more moths, tops, before she gets sick of this shit!
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He was hitting ye ole bong when he got dressed.
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They look like they have no chemistry.
Matthew probably fucks looking into a mirror
Matthew's dressed up: he has a shirt on.
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He could have at least tucked in his shirt and washed his face for her event. Fuck! What an asshole.
Handbags? Right. What else can she do?...
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remember when crazy tom cruise had the placenta eating party? gag.
why is matthew so damn greasy looking?
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There is only one nice thing I can say about him: he's got money. that's about it..
i don't think she's all that cute & he looks like he's covered in crisco. he does look high as a kite tho, i love it!
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Ok, I wanna smoke whatever he's smoking.
But first a trip to the snack shack.
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Someone please tell me how this hot bitch had a baby less than 4 weeks ago. How can you possibly jump right back into your old tight self so quick? She doesn't come across as the nip'n'tuck kinda person.
Sigh.
If Camilla is having this big unveiling at Kitson'a for her new line of handbags and she has the Stoner to handle the baby, why is she not carrying one of her purses? Missed marketing opportunity or are they so fug that even SHE won't carry one...
I am a purse Ho to the nth degree. I bet you I can live without any of hers.
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He looks gaunt in addition to looking stoned. She looks fantastic, however.
He's lucky he has money because there is no way a girl that hot would sleep with him.
Submitted by Bossy on August 8, 2008 - 8:44pm.
Bitch just had a baby? No F-in way.
I know! She's so gorgeous. Bitch. But she's sleeping with a nasty man...but a rich nasty man. Does he shower? I guess it all balances out.
I would've popped him in the head for dressing like that for a major event of mine; he looks better than that when he goes JOGGING. Come on, a jean shirt with HOLES in it?
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Methinks Matty got stoned to the bone and may have hiked to Hippy Hollow and planted him a placenta under a scrub oak. Now as a native Texan, that would truly piss me off.
Nah, stoners don't work that hard. Probably just stuck in a philodendron planter in the corner of his Silverstream...
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