The Enquirer Was Right!
Some political bitch who goes by the name of John Edwards admitted that he lied about cheating on his wife with a former campaign staffer. The National Enquirer broke the story last October. See! They get shit right, sometimes! Okay, just this once.
When the story came out, John said it was all lies. He denied the story over and over again.
In an interview which airs tonight on ABC's "Dateline," John admits to boning Rielle Hunter. He said he never loved her. I see what he's doing there. Since he doesn't love her, it's not really considered cheating. It's just two genitals dancing together. Totally platonic.
John also said he told Rielle that his wife's cancer was in remission before they did secret sexy times together.
Rielle claims John is the father of her baby, born in February of this year. John denies it and said the timing just doesn't add up. Somebody tell Maury to wait in the wings! We might need him in a bit.
John denied ever paying Rielle to keep her mouth shut, but he did say it's possible some of his friends did without his knowledge. That's just fucking laughable! That's like me saying, "I didn't smoke weed tonight, but it's possible that my friends put the bong in my mouth while I was sleeping."
Click here to see blurry pictures of John's supposed secret love child. Why is Mark Harmon holding that baby?
With all that being said, I'd hit it and let his "friends" pay me to keep my mouth shut.
Source: TMZ
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What a fucking scumbag AND a dumbass. He's a fucking scumbag for doing that to his wife, who even throughout her illness dragged her ass out to campaign for him, has always stood by him, is the mother of his children, etc. And he's a dumbass because he was running for fucking president... so in other words, should he have gotten the nomination he'd be basically handing the presidency over to McCain right now.
She is not ugly. That's really mean to say so.
She has gone through a lot. For her to still be able to smile is amazing in itself.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
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That's like me saying, "I didn't smoke weed tonight, but it's possible that my friends put the bong in my mouth while I was sleeping."
- I think we have the same friends.
Wow, the Enquirer, well played.
*golf claps*
And now every celeb featured in there just had their ass tighten a little bit.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I AM SO DAMM MAD! Not really but I totally like Elizabeth so I AM DAMM MAD FOR HER! Why do most Political Pre-PEPAWS have to cheat. First it was Slick Willy, whom is my all time favorite sleeze, and now another Democratic Beaver Hunter. Come on guys, you're starting to make McCain "hey biker, take my wife for a ride on your Big Boy Full Throttle" look cool!
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
Either she's banging two married men, one at least without a condom on...
Or John Edwards fucked her without a condom on, is the father of her baby, and now is lying about it.
I'm going with the latter. Why would he visit her and the baby at 2 a.m.? If they wanted to fuck, the baby would have been with a babysitter...
This story has been all over Deceiver.com for nearly a month.
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What a man whore.
I'm starting to think that the human race is just one, big, giant slut.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
@ Stake...
Breast and bone cancer take their toll on your body and face. As for her being ugly....well I guess that is a matter of opinion. I used to think he was attractive however now he is the ugliest person in the world to me. It isn't always what is on the outside.
Damn, and I was hoping he was Gay......Well he can afford another kid. What the hell. I'd start looking for a new hubbie, but Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, who can you trust.....??? Well not STR* men that's for sure.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Fuck me sideways, his wife is NOT UGLY. She looks her age and her features are nice. She has fucking cancer for god's sake. She's had FOUR CHILDREN. She's no bimbo, unlike that whore he fucked.
*breathes deeply*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by stake_spike on August 8, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Is that his wife in the picture??? Damn she's ugly. I always though John Edqards was sort of kinf of cute in a primadonna southern guy type of way.
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I think with all she's been through, losing a child, and now having gone through 2 bouts with cancer, she looks remarkably good. And now this whole episode with her husband being unfaithful while she fights a terminal battle with cancer. A little compassion for the woman wouldn't be uncalled for.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Fuck this guy and his $500 haircut!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
and to add to the ugly comment...his wife was really attractive before the CANCER.
You know, this man is a pig, pure and simple.
This woman is the MOTHER OF HIS 4 CHILDREN, one of which is DEAD because ole Johnnyboie bought him a fast car when he was only 15!
Hasn't this woman experienced enough pain already?!?! Terminal bone cancer that cannot go into remission at this point, the pain of a dead child!, and the pain of knowing that her two elementary school children are going to grow up without their mommy...
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i agree with this, but why doesn't anybody say something about this Rielle Hunter. she must have known about the wife being sick. she is just as bad as sienna, maybe worse.
That's really shitty. My parents used to own a beach house adjacent to Edwards', and my mother's still acquainted with his wife. That poor woman. People make mistakes, yeah, but not every mistake's forgiveable.
This has seriously ruined my day.
sad. Who's next? If Obama's a cheater I'll lose it. I mean--think about your JOB- like, being a leader for millions of people and fighting the right wing. Idiot!!! And stupid woman for keeping this kid, thinking it would have a great father. Ever heard of a sperm bank?
I've been reading a lot about this lately- public dogooders and why being a "do-gooder" doesn't mean a guy is the right guy for you. Women make this mistake often- assuming someone loved by the public could know how to love privately. I'm talking about the other woman, of course- I know E. Edwards loved this asshole while they were poor and celebrating their wedding anniversary at Wendy's (true story- they still do it every year). Wait, was it Dennys or Wendy's...whatever, someplace you only go when really stoned.
You know, this man is a pig, pure and simple.
This woman (his wife) is the MOTHER OF HIS 4 CHILDREN, one of which is DEAD because ole Johnnyboie bought him a fast car when he was only 15!
Hasn't this woman experienced enough pain already?!?! Terminal bone cancer that cannot go into remission at this point, the pain of a dead child!, and the pain of knowing that her two elementary school children are going to grow up without their mommy... Now she has to deal with her husband having an affair with some whore and IMPREGNATING HER?!?!?
I HATE JOHN EDWARDS. He makes me SICK.
UGH!!!!!!!!
(and to the person below: she did not always look this way. she's had chemo on and off for nearly 7 years. she's dying of cancer. cut her some slack. her pain is immense.)
Hey...Conservatives need love too...LMAO
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Gee, interesting timing too. Perhaps he was hoping that after the opening ceremony tonight, nobody will be talking about it. Idiot. Nobody goes to a hotel room at 2:00 am under an assumed name without something weird going down. And if this is not his baby, then why did Rielle have to live under assumed names for some time now. Hmmmm.
Is that his wife in the picture??? Damn she's ugly. I always though John Edqards was sort of kinf of cute in a primadonna southern guy type of way.
I know Stoney! That is why I said it is not the trash it was years ago....
it is so his baby.....what a fucking lying piece of shit.
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
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Who didn't see this coming? If you have a career in politics keep your fuckin penis in your pants or buy a fuckin blow up doll, stick a fuckin hammer in your ass, whatever. When are people going to learn? And that kid IS his.
Actually, the Enquirer has broken many legitimate stories.
And that's totally his baby. I love it when men are told the woman is pregnant and they're all like, "but we haven't had sex in a while!" Well you did two/three months ago, right?! Well I'm (insert number of weeks), so deal with it fucker!
Ok, sorry.
Little bitter.
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New pussy contributes to so much self destruction. Robertoooo
There goes the Obama/Edwards ticket a few friends were hoping for. LOLz all around!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I guess JE can say goodbye to the V.P. nomination.
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
It looks like John Edwards holding the baby to me. I bet John McCain's people are wishing Edwards was the Democratic nominee, not Obama, cause that kind of scandal could have cost the election. So much for his chances to be Vice-President. Dumbass!
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Bah! The Enquirer probably read it in People.
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THANK YOU MK!!!
I believed this from the get-go. The Enquirer is dirty, but they are not the total trash crap they were 15 years ago.
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"