The Enquirer Was Right!
Some political bitch who goes by the name of John Edwards admitted that he lied about cheating on his wife with a former campaign staffer. The National Enquirer broke the story last October. See! They get shit right, sometimes! Okay, just this once.
When the story came out, John said it was all lies. He denied the story over and over again.
In an interview which airs tonight on ABC's "Dateline," John admits to boning Rielle Hunter. He said he never loved her. I see what he's doing there. Since he doesn't love her, it's not really considered cheating. It's just two genitals dancing together. Totally platonic.
John also said he told Rielle that his wife's cancer was in remission before they did secret sexy times together.
Rielle claims John is the father of her baby, born in February of this year. John denies it and said the timing just doesn't add up. Somebody tell Maury to wait in the wings! We might need him in a bit.
John denied ever paying Rielle to keep her mouth shut, but he did say it's possible some of his friends did without his knowledge. That's just fucking laughable! That's like me saying, "I didn't smoke weed tonight, but it's possible that my friends put the bong in my mouth while I was sleeping."
Click here to see blurry pictures of John's supposed secret love child. Why is Mark Harmon holding that baby?
With all that being said, I'd hit it and let his "friends" pay me to keep my mouth shut.
Source: TMZ
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That's his wife.
A shit started named queef
Well, that's another one for the the National Enquirer. Edwards is foolish to say the least.
I feel for his wife.
It's one thing to deal with infidelity -- now add battling CANCER, attempting to protect yourself and your children from the media hounds, AND the gossiping of your friends and family (cuz you KNOW they're calling one another with their two cents).
Sad deal. She shouldn't have to suffer for his actions.
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Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years!
I'm confused, is that lady in the photo his mistress? Or wife? Or sister?
It's been claimed that this is the woman on whom the book "Story of my Life" is based (written by author of "Bright Lights Big City"). Back in the day she was known for her use of substances and men.
If I was forced to marry a politician, I would make sure he was butt ugly. Not that looks matter to someone chasing someone with power.
I actually was a huge John Edwards fan and saw him speak at a small, outdoor rally when he was Kerry's running mate.
Very charming, engaging and handsome. All recipe's for trouble.
As if his poor wife hasn't been through enough. John should hang his head in shame for the rest of his life.
And, c'mon, we all know that kid is his. Just tell the whole truth John and get it over with.
Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 4:20pm.
"Oh IIIIIIIIII wanna girl JUST like the girl that married dear old dadddddddd." *vomit* Of course he's a cheater...he's one step up from a used car salesman as are ALL politicians. Would you like a side of LIES with that?
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HA!
Tell me about it...even the ones who do start off well meaning eventually turn to the DARKSIDE!
Something about the power that all politicians percieve that they have!
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I won't remember anything at all
Submitted by xxyxz on August 8, 2008 - 4:22pm.
how many user ID's and email addys can one demented person have?
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Lest I misunderstand, to whom are you speaking please? And how many do U have?
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 8, 2008 - 3:13pm.
And don't forget to say hello to Mr. Dean McDermott. Now, please follow me this way...
*shows the way to gas chamber*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on August 8, 2008 - 4:17pm.
GWB hasn't been unfaithful to his wife as far as we know, but his father was pretty randy.
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Yeah. Dubya doesn't seem, i don't know, sexual? Like, he doesn't seem like he's on the make all the time, or something. I can't explain it, it's just a vibe i get from him that i don't get from most men. I DETEST him, let's get that straight, but he doesn't seem like he'd cheat... it's almost like he'd be embarrassed to, or sumfin.
now, Daddy Bush??? He was "randy"?!?!?!? PLEASE! Expound upon that -- I'd love to know, I used to think a lot of that guy until I found out about the Noriega thing. : (
I wasn't aware that Camilla Parker Bowles had a twin sister named Rielle Hunter.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 8, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Hillary's stock just went up for the VP choice...
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oh noessssssssssssssss
I have always liked Elizabeth Edwards, smart, attractive, witty and well spoken.
Rielle Hunter looks like a skanky, ugly mess. What in hell was she thinking? Having a baby (you KNOW it's his) with a married man whose wife has cancer? Oh, dumb.
Not to excuse him...WTF was he thinking? That being said, John Edwards is hot...I'd fuck him.
how many user ID's and email addys can one demented person have?
Very cool avie dot
As they say even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Of course, this was true. Democrats bang ugly chicks; Republicans troll for teenage boys, toilet stall dick, or get their dirty diapers changed by the DC Madam.
Here we have it: Democrat; ugly chick.
He has a skeevy, narcissistic look in his eye. Even in the photo, you can tell that it's "all about him." I always wondered why men (who clearly look like they care about their appearance) are often married to women who look like they haven't looked in a mirror since 1987. I wonder what the psychology is behind that...
Submitted by Stoney on August 8, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Actually, the Enquirer has broken many legitimate stories.
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Totally. And little-known fact is that their writers are very well-educated journalists -- who are trained to write drivel that appeals to the masses. They're laughing all the way to the bank.
Check out these dollar figures:
(from 1988!)...The National Enquirer empire included Weekly World News, and Distribution Services, Inc. The surviving owners, including Pope's widow, Lois, sold the company to a partnership of MacFadden Publishing and Boston Ventures for $412 million. Soon after, the company bought the Enquirer's main competition, The Star, from Rupert Murdoch. The combined interests were controlled by a newly formed company American Media Inc (AMI).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Enquirer
BTW, Conde Nast practically owns the publishing world for magazines:
Vogue
W
Glamour
Allure
Self
Teen Vogue
GQ
Details
Men's Vogue
Lucky
Easy Living
Architectural Digest
Domino
Maison & Jardin
Vogue Decoration
Brides
Modern Bride
Elegant Bride
Cookie
Golf
Golf Digest
Golf World
Golf for Women
Food
Gourmet
Bon Appétit
Condé Nast Traveler
Wired
Finance
Vanity Fair
The New Yorker
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 8, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Well, at least he didn't bone a teenage boy. That's something, huh? I had to dig real deep for that...
Thank you for that silver lining... What a tool he be.
"Oh IIIIIIIIII wanna girl JUST like the girl that married dear old dadddddddd." *vomit* Of course he's a cheater...he's one step up from a used car salesman as are ALL politicians. Would you like a side of LIES with that?
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Holy shit, it DOES look like Mark Harmon! lmao.
I've been reading about this for weeks on Deceiver. It's gone beyond "juicy" and into the realm of "totally fucked up."
Who dat baby daddy is? CALL MAURY! Or Judge Hatchett. Or Judge Mathis. "You a crackhead, ma'am?"
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Submitted by Morrissey
well, yeah, but at least Slick Willy did not:
1. impregnate any of his hos (that we know of)
2. cheat on his cancer-stricken wife
3. father a child
4. get caught by a cameraman from the enquirer
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That's why they call him Slick Willie! :)
Wow, another cheating politician. It's sad that stories like these are so common.
Well, at least he didn't bone a teenage boy. That's something, huh? I had to dig real deep for that...
John Edwards has always looked like a smarmy cheater to me. He has that look about him. I was sure there had to be a mistress in the works somewhere. It goes against human nature for a powerful, rich, successful, famous man married to an older woman to be clean. I'm sure there's a few examples, but most are like Edwards. I like Elizabeth Edwards a lot--she's well spoken, educated, classy, but she does look too mature to be with such a "boyish" man.
GWB hasn't been unfaithful to his wife as far as we know, but his father was pretty randy.
Total scum. I'll bet her father (if he's still alive) would like to beat this guy into the ground. Maybe she has a brother who can do it. Even suffering from cancer, she can still kick him in the nuts.
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I have been saying this for years people!!! NE, although sometimes trashy and tacky, there is usually some truth to some of their stories! I get my NE weekly and LOVE it!
Submitted by laughsloud on August 8, 2008 - 4:02pm.
I AM SO DAMM MAD! Not really but I totally like Elizabeth so I AM DAMM MAD FOR HER! Why do most Political Pre-PEPAWS have to cheat. First it was Slick Willy, whom is my all time favorite sleeze, and now another Democratic Beaver Hunter. Come on guys, you're starting to make McCain "hey biker, take my wife for a ride on your Big Boy Full Throttle" look cool!
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well, yeah, but at least Slick Willy did not:
1. impregnate any of his hos (that we know of)
2. cheat on his cancer-stricken wife
3. father a child
4. get caught by a cameraman from the enquirer
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*mumbling* Smarmy politicians. Is anyone really surprised?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Neither Hillary nor John are (or were) considerations for VP so that's not a big issue.
I would like to see Elizabeth take her children and leave him. She deserves much better.
I put this on everything i love...
Back when I was in school in Reno John Edwards came up there to speak for the last election and I was in this little group where we got to sit behind him and shake his had and ask questions and stuff after he was done speaking...well....
I out this on everything if I didnt know any better when I met the dude, I coulda swore that mofo was flirting with me...and the girls who was with me nooticed it too....
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So catch me when I fall,
I won't remember anything at all
I've never liked him for some reason but could never put my finger on it... sleazebag.
As for his wife being ugly... no fricken way. What a rude comment. I would only hope I could look that good at her age and after going through all she has gone through.
Nice move, Mr. McHorny. Couldn't he have at least banged a hot chick? That just adds insult to injury for Mrs. Edwards. That poor woman. Cancer, now this.
She oughta beat his ass with a rolling pin all the way down Pennsylvania Ave!
Hillary's stock just went up for the VP choice...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Nice one. Mr. Edwards, let me introduce you to Mr. Getty. No, his wife is not dying of cancer, but she just had a baby last October. You two seem to have very similar morals. Fuck-o
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 8, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on August 8, 2008 - 1:06pm.
who'd fuck Dubya?
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I thought the same thing about Clinton but there is always some bitch with ambitions of greatness who is willing to suck or fuck her way to fame.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Then again, John Edwards is the same person who said the reason he went to go work for a hedge fund was so that he could learn about "poor people in America". Yeah, the two Americas my ass. Fucktard.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 8, 2008 - 1:04pm.
I guess that the "legitimate" press doesn't believe the investigative integrity of The National Enquirer. ;)
While The Enquirer is usually trashy, it did find damaging evidence against O.J. Simpson as well as Dennis Rader (aka the BTK killer).
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I don't think we will ever hear of any George W. extramarital affairs since he's perfectly stimulated if Laura hangs a shiny, twirling mobile in front of him so he can laugh and clap and drool all day.
What a pig.
there goes his veep nomination.
There goes his chance of becoming vice president....
I think Elizabeth Edwards is a good looking woman, plus she is very smart and strong. I heard a couple of interviews with her and was very impressed.
That Rielle chick on the other hand... damn. She looks like an Indiana claw hammer with a wig on. Plus she's willing to fuck a married dude who has children and a wife who is ill.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on August 8, 2008 - 1:06pm.
who'd fuck Dubya?
Ted C has been saying Laura moved out of the White House months ago, b/c he is drankin again.
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
parissucksliterally on August 8, 2008 - 4:04pm
It's a delicate time in the campaigning, the conventions are in just a couple of weeks.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
This really pisses me off. His fucking wife has cancer and he's sticking it to some bitch on side. Elizabeth Edwards is a wonderful woman.
I used to admire John. But no anymore.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 8, 2008 - 4:01pm.
This all sounds familiar "I did not have sexual relations with that woman........"
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I agree with that. And now Edwards. Well, I don't really like President Bush much, but there has never been a hint of a sex scandal since he's been in the White House, so I'll give him points for that. (He's still in the negatives though).
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
ugly!?
*leaves thread*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 8, 2008 - 1:01pm.
This story has been all over Deceiver.com for nearly a month.
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I know! They have been wondering WHY this story hasn't been everywhere!
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
Those pics @ Radar online.. I have a bone to pick w/ Radar magazine.. So they are like, Here's your trial issues.. Then stopped sending me free ones when I didn't pay them.. Total fuckery.. Racist against my Cherokee skin.. *cries on buffalo*
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