The Enquirer Was Right!
Some political bitch who goes by the name of John Edwards admitted that he lied about cheating on his wife with a former campaign staffer. The National Enquirer broke the story last October. See! They get shit right, sometimes! Okay, just this once.
When the story came out, John said it was all lies. He denied the story over and over again.
In an interview which airs tonight on ABC's "Dateline," John admits to boning Rielle Hunter. He said he never loved her. I see what he's doing there. Since he doesn't love her, it's not really considered cheating. It's just two genitals dancing together. Totally platonic.
John also said he told Rielle that his wife's cancer was in remission before they did secret sexy times together.
Rielle claims John is the father of her baby, born in February of this year. John denies it and said the timing just doesn't add up. Somebody tell Maury to wait in the wings! We might need him in a bit.
John denied ever paying Rielle to keep her mouth shut, but he did say it's possible some of his friends did without his knowledge. That's just fucking laughable! That's like me saying, "I didn't smoke weed tonight, but it's possible that my friends put the bong in my mouth while I was sleeping."
Click here to see blurry pictures of John's supposed secret love child. Why is Mark Harmon holding that baby?
With all that being said, I'd hit it and let his "friends" pay me to keep my mouth shut.
Source: TMZ
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
I am so sick of hearing about selfish pricks who cheat on their wives (or whomever) while they have FUCKING CANCER. I wish everyone who did this would die!
Are all politicians lying, cheating scumbags?
Wait, don't answer that, I already know the answer.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
This was a blind item in Page Six about 6-9 months ago. I totally said John Edwards and all my friends and family said the same thing: No way! His wife has cancer. It's gotta be Giuliani.
Whatever, that's a given. Giuliani married his girlfriend, so there's a job opening.
Edwards is too pretty to have lost and NOT needed to "redeem his manhood" after the 2004 debacle.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 8, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Who can we get to put some Purple Drank in the boat to support the hallucination alibi?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 8, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 8, 2008 - 5:14pm.
Tiger, dear, if we let you out of your cage while swearing up and down that you never left it, would you please bitch-slap Edwards upside his sanctimonious head ... claws out, of course?
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Claws out you say??? Mmmmm... can't promise that, but say, can we blame his near-fatal scalp lacerations on...oh I don't know...a boating accident? Yeah, he blacked out and doesn't remember a thing...except a "strange dream" of a tiger in slut gear, with chola brows and exquisite lucite heels, screaming, "Oh, no you din't, bitch!" over and over again...
Yeah, you DListed whores need to claim you were fishing with that man whore at the time of the "boating accident"....Deal? Ok, I'll mess up a $500.00 haircut like you sluts never seen...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 8, 2008 - 5:14pm.
Tiger, dear, if we let you out of your cage while swearing up and down that you never left it, would you please bitch-slap Edwards upside his sanctimonious head ... claws out, of course?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by jussayin on August 8, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 8, 2008 - 7:25pm.
WORD! a dry sammich is just as bad as a dry hump....completely unsatisfying
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Amen, sista girl. You just don't go and dry sammich a bitch like that...you just don't...That shit ain't right, and you DListers know it! It ain't right.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Bleh, now I have this image in my head of Edwards getting head from this chick and being like, "Oooh yeah, you're Monica and I'm Bill, suck it beyotch!" All the while his wife is getting chemo.
As my Messican friend would say, "Eeee, thass coooold."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 8, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 8, 2008 - 4:25pm.
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Here's why I think that Edwards peckerdillo actions are an issue:
1. In some circles, his name was still being considered as a vice presidential candidate again.
2. He presented himself as a Christian paragon of virtue.
3. There have been hints and accusations that he used public money and campaign donations to engage in his affair with Rielle.
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Oh don't get me wrong. I'm not defending his lyin' hoin' ass...Not by a long shit..(typo but how appropriate is that???), but I don't trust no politician nomo' than I trust a telemarketer or a used car salesman...
So again, I say don't mistake what should be for what is...not just referring to him skanking about town, but other hoodrat stuff too...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey ChubbyWubby,
You might add John McCain to that hypocritical lying piece of shit list.
He started cheating on his wife as soon as he returned state side after being a POW for five years. Reason? She was no longer the willowy
beautiful brunette he had married, but five inches shorter with a limp from a horrible car accident that almost killed her and required 23 surgeries.
Oh, and least I forget, he then dumped her for Cindy the tall, willowy "rich" bitch.
"I was ranting about this story two weeks ago and wondered why the hypocritical ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, and CBS all sat quiet. Oh yeah that's right, they are a bunch of hypocritical liberal lying cocksuckers!!!!"
Whenever I hear this asinine Liberal Conspiracy/"The Jews Control The Media!"/"The Homos Have Infiltrated The Airways!" line I wonder to myself if the people uttering it actually comprehend that what they're implying is not the accepted standard of journalism. The press is supposed to be independent of the Oval Office and is not indebted to enact journalistic hack jobs on its enemies or opponents.
We have network that's little more than a direct line from the White House and that will jump at any chance to randomly malign anyone who's opposed its policies, is willing to skew events for the benefit of its corporate overlords, and panders to the aggressively idiotic sentiments of its core audience. Dictatorships have propaganda outlets that ostensibly exist as news providers but ultimately just act as mouthpieces to convince the public that The Leader Is Good.
So as you tune into Fox News tonight and feel deeply self-satisfied, maybe you could ponder for a moment that the rest of us live in a different world where a story like this is A) essentially a human interest angle, not a major breaking piece, and B) something the real press has the burden of actually confirming the veracity of.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 8, 2008 - 7:25pm.
WORD! a dry sammich is just as bad as a dry hump....completely unsatisfying
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 8, 2008 - 4:25pm.
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Here's why I think that Edwards peckerdillo actions are an issue:
1. In some circles, his name was still being considered as a vice presidential candidate again.
2. He presented himself as a Christian paragon of virtue.
3. There have been hints and accusations that he used public money and campaign donations to engage in his affair with Rielle.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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The best advice I can give here is don't mistake what should be for what is. The awful truth is the majority of men cheat. 60%! Not only that but women aren't that far behind with 40%.
Yes, people can CHOOSE to make better choices, but they can also CHOOSE not to cut a ho off in traffic, but do they? FUCK NO!
They can CHOOSE not to dry sammich a bitch, but do they? Hell 2 the NAW z 10 and a 911 call! Yo' bitch where my sauce and shit? Sorry, but dry sammiching a bitch strikes a chord with me. You cut me off in traffic, Ima gonna cuss you, you cheat on my ass, I may or may not leave you, but you dry sammich my ass? AW, HELL NO! The authorities gettin' involved, cuz that's some fucked up shit right there....;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Robertoooo on August 8, 2008 - 6:48pm.
I just can't wait to hear what Ann Coulter has to say about this!! Robertoooo
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I'm spending tonight with Cooper Anderson to get his take on this!
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Submitted by Robertoooo on August 8, 2008 - 6:48pm.
I just can't wait to hear what Ann Coulter has to say about this!! Robertoooo
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Manny Coulter needs to chew on that between chugging Bill O'Reilly's old man cum. Give a tran a break!
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
What really really irritates me is those men who think it is perfectly fine for them to cheat on their wives, but if their wives cheated on them, watch the fuck out.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 8, 2008 - 3:45pm.
well maybe Edwards is a chick.
hahahaha. Just how extensive was this Net search?
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Submitted by EvilShoe on August 8, 2008 - 4:01pm.
If Elizabeth Edwards does the "stand by your man" shit I will scream, I fucking HATE that!
No kidding.... Hope not.
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If Elizabeth Edwards does the "stand by your man" shit I will scream, I fucking HATE that!
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Dick happens! - MK
I just can't wait to hear what Ann Coulter has to say about this!! Robertoooo
Submitted by Sheeps on August 8, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I hope he has no hand in raising the kid--he just said he didn't love the mom. But I hope the kid gets his good looks and lots of his child support.
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Edwards is really fucking up here.
First, he announced that he lied about the affair.
Second, he accused someone else of being the baby-daddy and insinuating that Rielle is a slut.
Third, he claimed that he never loved her.
She is going the get a ginormous can of whoop-ass (aka an attorney) all over him before the end of next week. The lawsuits are going to fly.
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@momus - well maybe Edwards is a chick.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 8, 2008 - 3:35pm.
After an extensive google image search Ive come to the conclusion that Rielle is actually a dude.
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Rielle can't be a dude; Edwards is a Democrat. Its the Republican men who go after dudes.
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This whole situation reminds me of that old saying "show me a cancer stricken wife and i'll show you the man bored fucking her" Robertoooo
I hope he has no hand in raising the kid--he just said he didn't love the mom. But I hope the kid gets his good looks and lots of his child support.
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Submitted by Devans00 on August 8, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Damn! Are all Democrat men under 60 horndogs?
....and Republicans over 60?
let's see: Guiliani! Romney, Foley, Craig....
cease with labels, leave it as stupid men, alright?
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Submitted by Leatherette on August 8, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by Devans00 on August 8, 2008 - 6:15pm.
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I don't believe that sexual misconduct should be limited by age.
They're all scumbags.
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After an extensive google image search Ive come to the conclusion that Rielle is actually a dude.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Devans00 on August 8, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Damn! Are all Democrat men under 60 horndogs?
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And are all Republican men under 75 butt-poking pederasts?
Dam Hairicane I just checked out that pic of the "other chick" - thats just plain fucking ugly! So to recap he not only fucked around on his wife while she has cancer (she may be in remission but she is not cancer free),but he fucks around with an ugly fucking hag. Shit if you going to do it, with his money at least he good get a hot piece. Well at least he is consistent, bad choices one after the other.
Submitted by Hairicane on August 8, 2008 - 3:26pm.
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Lots of pictures and articles about Rielle at Deceiver.com.
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just keeping it fair & balanced ;*
He should have consulted with Newt Gingrich on how to serve divorce papers to his wife whose in the hospital battling cancer. AND on how to be a "religious" hypocritical asshole. Newt can learn him all about that.
Oh gosh!!!! There's a picture of the woman John Edwards messed with on cnn!! She is NOT HOT. Check it out:
http://www.cnn.com/
Fuck "remission", he is a cold hearted cock sucker for fucking around when his wife has cancer. Shit if he would fuck her and she has cancer you know he would have no problem fucking me and I don't even know the son of a bitch.
Submitted by Fae on August 8, 2008 - 6:07pm.
1 in 4 adults has genital herpes.
Key word is adults, which is why i hit up the Chuck E Cheese ball bin for snatch. Robertoooo
Submitted by Devore on August 8, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Why is this an issue now?
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1. In some circles, his name was still being considered as a vice presidential candidate again.
2. He presented himself as a Christian paragon of virtue.
3. There have been hints and accusations that he used public money and campaign donations to engage in his affair with Rielle.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Damn! Are all Democrat men under 60 horndogs?
why does Edwards need to "come clean" about a personal matter concerning his family?
He is no longer in office ( he is referred to as a FORMER Senator in the press) and he is NOT running for President of the United States.
Why is this an issue now?
Submitted by Granny Clampett on August 8, 2008 - 5:21pm.
"Women can still get pregnant in their 40s"
Yes people, this is true. As long as a woman is still getting her period (generally doesn't stop until late 40's to mid 50's) she can still conceive naturally. So they are idiots for not using a condom. And double idiots for not protecting themselves against STD's. I guess nobody cares about LIFE-THREATENING AIDS anymore and something like 1 in 4 adults has genital herpes.
What happened to birth control lately anyways? Seems everyone's knocked up. Whenever I go out to lunch downtown I see so many teens with babies/kids, usually more than one (that they obviously can't afford so we have to support them with our tax dollars). What a dumbed down society we have become.
Do you really think a cheater starts at this age?
I don't think it had anything to do with his wife's cancer - he's probably been doing it for years, ever since he got rich.
This bitch did go to the sperm bank - the one with his money in it.
Why couldn't this jackass keep it in his pants? He's got 4 kids with this woman. What a betrayal.
Good to see someone throw around the word cum dumpster. One of my fave terms. Elizabeth was a hot piece of ass back in the day, http://www.johnedwards.com/assets/snap-bio-ee02.jpg
Robertoooo
Pulling out is a pretty piss poor form of birth control. There's sperm in the precum the seeps out before the money show happens. You ever notice that it's always the trashiest people in society who get pregnant on the pill which are supposed to be 99.9 % effective? I know at least 4 women who have claimed to have gotten knocked up on the pill (yeah they're all trash too) It's called being stupid and not following instructions. I have a friend who personally drives her teen daughter's ass to the clinic every three months to get a birth control shot because she KNOWS the little cum dumpster is too lazy and/or stupid to take a pill every day...
Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 8, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Somehow I don't think Elizabeth knew about it... otherwise why would he have lied? He could have said, "My wife and I have made a private agreement and it is completely inappropriate for you to be asking about it," instead of saying the whole thing never happened. It's the lying, covering up, and then 'telling the truth' with another half-truth that makes me think he's a piece of scum. I hate to disparage my profession, but lawyers are very good at 'telling the truth' in a completely misleading way.
The only one I feel sorry for is his wife. She's gone through cancer, the loss of a child, endless hours campaining for her cunt of a husband and now this. He couldn't even pick a good looking chick. He had to go for some homely bitch in rhinestone shirts. Another kick in the ass to his wife. Bastard.
He really was the new JFK!
If I had to pay off all my friends' tricks, I'd be one broke ass heaux!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Is he any relation to Jimmy Swaggart?
He looks like him, acts like him, and lies like him.
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