She HAS To Perform
Brit Brit shot a promo for the MTV VMAs yesterday with host Russell Brand and some grouchy elephant. Yes, that elephant is grouchy! He's been forced to hold his nose and breathe through his mouth, because Brit Brit cut one.
The promo was shot at Paramount Studios, the joint where this year's awards is being held. A source told E!'s Marc Malkin about the promo, "It was mostly ad-libbed, with Russell asking her for advice about hosting the show. There's also a 9,000-pound elephant in it, as in 'the elephant in the room.' "
It was smart of Brit Brit to do a promo with Russell. His lizard's nest makes her weave look like it came directly from Rapunzel's head.
MTV kept their traps shut about the possibility of Brit Brit presenting or possibly performing at this year's awards show.
MTV needs to make this happen! She needs the chance to top last year's Vicodin-induced masterpiece. I know she doesn't have a new song or anything, but she could just perform "E-Mail My Heart" with dancing computers.
And you know Russell tried to hit that. He should've just told Brit Brit that his dick tastes like cheese. He wouldn't be lying!
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Submitted by FrappBloat on August 9, 2008 - 8:40am.
Russell is a brighter version of johnny depp yum!
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Hmmm.... I did a bit of research on him, looks like he wants to become Depp (the Pirate of the Caribbean Version). But am glad he is loved somewhere (not my cup of tea humor wise).
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Ick Russell Brand was ONLY funny in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I don't know why they think he's funny enough to carry the VMA's with his stupid wasted off his ass face. As for Brit, making her supposed comeback with this shit is just desperation talking. What she does doesn't even constitute music, much less gives her a right to even be at VMAs. Hopefully she doesn't perform, but if she does, I'm sure going to watch it.
Your face!
In can't see MTV pretending to give a shit about music for very much longer. As it is, the only time you hear music on MTV is that SHITTY pop punk on "reality" shows that ALL sounds the same. I don't see too many more VMAs in the future.
Back in the day, real bands played at and won awards at the VMAs. This year I bet the star of the show will be Rhianna. Fucking sad.
As for Britney, I might actually watch a portion of the show if she performs. If not, no big deal.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Morrissey once said, Britney Spears was the devil.
he hates her. It's a shame Russel Brand can't take a leaf out of his heros book. Shitney is a fake talentless bitch.
She has really ugly FAS eyes and her legs are fucking huge and mannish. I hope this fat cunt performs again just so we can all laugh at her.
Russell Brand is a HUGE star in the Uk, where he's been a stand up comedian & out of 3 presenters on Big Brother the most favoured (wasn't the same when he left, boo!) & he has his own chat show where he's interviewed a list celebs altho we'll forget about Tom Cruise lol. On the tonight show where jay leno had a job keeping up with him lol. Russell is a brighter version of johnny depp yum!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nT4kNtqfCQ
He's ace, I love him!!
Britney - urgh.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 8, 2008 - 11:32pm.
habla alcohol
TRL plays music? I thought it was a lip-synching contest with a ritalin deprived crowd of preteens.
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Gracias a Dios someone else habla alcohol. *winks*
SHit they don't play music in TRL? I guess I do not know, last time I saw the show Carson Daly was still the host and there was a video countdown... btw, this was before Mimi went loco on the show.
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Britney looks better than she has in years here! Who's the blonde dingus standing in front of her and why is she with that wildebeest?
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 8, 2008 - 11:32pm.
habla alcohol
TRL plays music? I thought it was a lip-synching contest with a ritalin deprived crowd of preteens.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 8, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Hugs and kisses to you. I can't drink and write a sentence so I may need to leave (I just read my previous post and am glad you can speak drunkl).
OT -- music? Don't they still have TRL.. and of course that show "Made" were unsuspecting teens with no self-esteem want to become their singing idols and MTV dresses them like them and shows them how to pretend to be talentless hags instead of showing them to be individuals who do not need to be made to look like someone famous....____________________________________________
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*hugs vany*
If they go for that, next we'll see if we can get them to play music.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 8, 2008 - 10:45pm.
YOu want Brett Favre to lick your asshole? Well, I am sure he will do it as long as you tell him throughout how fucking great he is...(sorry a bit bitter, I used to live in WI many many moons ago).
As for all MTV awards being boring.... I got a dream and in my dream, both VHI and MTV honor their programming with an accurate awards show:
1) Most stereotypical show despite the fact that we are all about non-discrimination in talk.
2) The worst show Most exploiting of young people attempting to break into hollywood
3) Worst reality programming that only pretends to be reality
4) Worst musical program pretending to be about music and not the money we got from the recording company to advertise fools
5) Worst excuse for rich "sweet sixteens"
I could go on and on but I am getting drunk and frankly don't care....
oh and hello TV.
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What a stupid photo of her. Why doesn't she just go away?
For 2 bucks, you can ride that elephant. 25 cents to ride the pig.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 8, 2008 - 10:40pm.
yeah, i'm gonna get a 'lil dirty now.... the olympic opening ceremonies and Brett Favre can lick my asshole... boring!
OT: speaking of boring... any MTV awards(hey, it's ontopic!)
off to get another drink...
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Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 8, 2008 - 9:52pm.
Drinking is my number 1, No. 2 and 3rd priority.
Running close behind tonight is shutting up Bob Costas -- actually maybe it should be having something to watch on TV that does not include the 4 hour olympic opening ceremonies or Brett Favre joining the Jets (*getting another glass of wine*).
OT --there is only one intelligent being in that picture and it is the one being forced, by virtue of it being abused into submission, to be in an MTV commercial. ____________________________________________
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Shit, Russell looks like Amy Winehouse. He needs to rethink the hair situation.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 8, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Hi ESE and Angel-I, sorry I left to buy a huge bottle of vino
hi, vany!... no need to apologize.. getting booze is always the first priority!LOL!
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"So don’t worry about tomorrow.
Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
We’ll get hell to pay."
Russell is one funny bastard.
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Hi ESE and Angel-I, sorry I left to buy a huge bottle of vino ...drinking myself to close to a coma today.
And the buggles were wise beyond their years..
yep, I also just checked who this asswipe is and basically he is a completely irrelevant douche from the UK who calls himself a comedian because he was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Before that he was a reject MTV UK Vj who was fired when he showed up to work after coming to work dressed as Bin Laden the day after 9/11. Just the type of douchebag that MTV finds engaging these days...
I,for one want this asshole arrested? He knew Bin Laden was behind 9/11 the day after 9/11? Shit our CIA and FBI did not even know. I want him taken to Guantanamo and waterboarded while he is forced to listen to "barbie girls"
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everyone Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 8, 2008 - 9:25pm.
And why is MTV still giving prizes for music videos? Bitch please...
on that note:
"Video killed the radio star"
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"So don’t worry about tomorrow.
Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
We’ll get hell to pay."
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 8, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Who the fuck is Russell Brand? And why is MTV still giving prizes for music videos? Bitch please...
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Who the fuck is Russell Brand? And why is MTV still giving prizes for music videos? Bitch please...
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everyone Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Which one is Britney?
Nobody cares about Russell Brand, and no one watches the VMAs. Next!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 8, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Well said Clarisse!
Eddie makes me knees weak!
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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
G-d, I hope I am speaking for someone else as well when I say WHO IN THE FUCK IS THIS NOW?????
You have to excuse me, I'm far too old for Mtv. I remember when they had, you know, MUSIC on there.
I hope Russell knocks her up and they share antibiotic-resistant, life-threatening STDs. (Only because I care about people.)
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hi morrissey yes he was moved & it was a touching moment :)
did u ever see russell travel across the USA? when he took a jar of peanut butter from a grave and ate it lol and had a pee in the mississippi (i cant spell that lol) river. he made me lol! he just doesnt give a rip :)
Why is Nikki Blonsky hanging out with Britney and this guy?
He should have consulted Newt Gingrich on how to serve divorce papers to your wife who's in the hospital and keep it on the down low.
Where's an elephant trampling when you need one?
Morrissey!
I saw Stripped on my birthday in Cleveland! I was GIDDY!
I hope they release it on DVD. It's his best routine to date!
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Cheers to you, too!
I LOVE Eddie Izzard! I had tickets to see "Stripped" recently, and wasn't able to go!!! I was so bummed, but sold them on ebay and made quite a profit ;)
Submitted by FrappBloat on August 8, 2008 - 4:39pm.
heya Morrissey and welcome! Are u from the Uk? If so, me too!
yep Russ loves Morrissey, did u ever see when he came on his show. He actually behaved himself, unline when he was on Jonathon Ross so I think mutual love!
Even his cat is called Morrissey lol. Not sure why he's so crazy about the big M.
Bless em.
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haha, i did see when he was on his show, it was wonderful how Russ was so obviously moved. ;)
And why he's so crazy about him? ahaha, I know a few other people who are, too... :p
oh, you know they fucked. noone is below his standards. he even admitted that. which reminds me, i wanna hump the hell outta him...
Still holding on to the past Britney....
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I hope this isn't really a comeback. I miss batshit crazy Brit too much as it is.
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That's too funny.
Firstly, I thought Email My Heart was a joke. Like the tranny Rumer. And THEN when I saw it I thought: O wait, I've seen this shit. I turned it off the first time, too.
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Morrissey!
Cheers to ya!
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I remember hearing "E-Mail My Heart" when I was 12 and thinking, "God damn, this shit is GAY."
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heya Morrissey and welcome! Are u from the Uk? If so, me too!
yep Russ loves Morrissey, did u ever see when he came on his show. He actually behaved himself, unline when he was on Jonathon Ross so I think mutual love!
Even his cat is called Morrissey lol. Not sure why he's so crazy about the big M.
Bless em.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 8, 2008 - 9:26pm.
DAE,
Thanks for another classic pic. I love terrifying friends and family by mailing your stuff to them. :)
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You do? Really? Awsome!!
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UKer,
No, no, no. Eddie is much more charming and has an untouchable wit! With his dizzying tangents and rapid deliveries…The Izzardisms…the way he speaks…the way his eyes sparkle with mischief….ah…..I may need a moment……
Oh no…we must agree to disagree here UKer.
Izzard for President 2008!
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Russell!!!! My boy!!!!
Russell hearts Morrissey 4 ever. (Just look on his website if you don't believe me!)
By the way, it's great to be here, everybody! I've been reading Dlisted for 7-8 months and finally started posting after one of the admins here straightened all my login stuff out for me. Also, I posted and some nice ppl here replied to me on another thread, and I loved it. :p Thanks for havin' me, Dlisters! :)
What is Russell Brand?
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BBEEEEHOOTCCHESS sorry I missed the fun. I was having serious girl talk about men sharing the fact that they check each other's balls for ticks.