SamRo's Big Gayelle Birthday
SamRo turned thirty-wonderful (that's what my mom says) yesterday and she celebrated with her bumpin' buddy, HoHan, and some other skanks. The party started with dinner at Matsuhisa, a sushi restaurant in Beverly Hills. Why go out for raw fish when you can have it at home?!
After dinner, the party continued outside on the street where an ice cream truck was waiting for them. Ice cream trucks always scared me as a child, because my bitch of a cousin told me that's where they store dead children. This skank said the ice cream man would kidnap kids, chop 'em up and put them in the freezer in his truck. I'm sure that's happened before, but that whore bag didn't have to tell me that! It still didn't keep me away from spending my ho money on delicious frozen treats.
Anylezzy, here's more of SamRo's birthday last night. HoHan is looking a little praying mantis-ish. It's because she's on the all-fish diet. And look at the first thumbnail, you know that shit is going to be put to good use. Ice cream in the firecrotch!
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Clarisse.. Yes, Deer Lady is an actual Myth in Oklahoma, But I've found out she only goes after men, wish I'd known this when I was younger. They also threatened me w/ Beast Man. Sickos!. Older siblings are mean!! Your's sound mean, also. They should get together.. lol
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Stoney on August 8, 2008 - 2:27pm.
I was TERRIFIED of bloody mary. Our version went like this:
Go to the bathroom, turn the lights off, repeat "bloody mary" three times and spin around in front of the mirror. Her image would appear and one of your family members would die!
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Whew, that's tame compared to the version my brother told me. He said, after doing the whole routine, she'd show up in the mirror and cut you to shreds.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 8, 2008 - 2:21pm.
@LCT
Vacay is good
Tonight is poker night.
I'm not that good, but Pudge's family are all drunks so I plan on wiping them all out.
j/k
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Oh LIKELY. That's the key. My uncle is a poker pro, so my brother and I always bring him a bottle of Crown Royal to poker parties which he slams through and ends up losing.
I was TERRIFIED of bloody mary. Our version went like this:
Go to the bathroom, turn the lights off, repeat "bloody mary" three times and spin around in front of the mirror. Her image would appear and one of your family members would die!
Absolutely fucking horrifying to me! I never had the guts to do it. I would always run out.
*hangs head in shame*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 2:21pm.
NO, but I'm still scared to look into a bathroom mirror if the lights are off..My older sisters would say Deer Lady when we were outside, And they'd run and leave me, saying she'd get me if I didn't make it to the porch. *cries* *holds knees*
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Who is Deer Lady? Does she chop off your head and put it above the mantle?
LCT!
He's scottish! You know there's a pic floating around of Gerry's treasure!!!
Okie!!!
Oh god!!! I had three older brothers! They would do fucked up stuff!!! Made me watch vampire movies then told me that at midnight Dracula was going to get me!! They would hide under my bed and make noise! (Middle brother's favorite was moaning "My Precious!!! ala Gollum)
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!
I just want to know what the woman in the yellow shoes in the last picture is holding. It looks like a big, purple dildo. YAY! Lezzy party favors!
Oh lilo what happened to you? And I hate that dress and those shoes, and how could she even seriously be with such a "woman" I use the term loosely, if she was gonna go lez, it should've been me, and I am not a lez, or at least not yet...the men department has not been going well, and michael k is unfortch, not on my current team =(
She's getting super skinny again...though I must say, I'm really loving her with SamRo...which surprises me because I typically don't like faux lesbians.
The girl in the last pic is trying waaaaay too hard with those yellow shoes.
@LCT
Vacay is good
Tonight is poker night.
I'm not that good, but Pudge's family are all drunks so I plan on wiping them all out.
j/k
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Did anyone in here ever get fooled into thinking Bloody Mary was going to come and get you through the toilet? I seriously peed outside for a month straight.
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NO, but I'm still scared to look into a bathroom mirror if the lights are off..My older sisters would say Deer Lady when we were outside, And they'd run and leave me, saying she'd get me if I didn't make it to the porch. *cries* *holds knees*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Lindsay looks like a mermaid in that dress.
Hahahah gotdamn. Hahaha.
Hello there Mrs. K! How's your vacay going?
Did anyone in here ever get fooled into thinking Bloody Mary was going to come and get you through the toilet? I seriously peed outside for a month straight.
Submitted by Stoney on August 8, 2008 - 11:14am.
And anyone who thinks those tits are real is a gotdamn moron.
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Word, sistah.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
I told my little sister that every time she flushed the toilet it would thunder storm. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Little brat for scared for years!
And Lindsay looks like total SHIT. And anyone who thinks those tits are real is a gotdamn moron.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
is it just me or does Lindsay's dress look second hand?
Look at that last thumbnail, but take a deep breath first..
1. omg the yellow shoes
2. Lilo is throwing something at that girl
3. that girl is pissed, hence look on face
4. Please do that to me lilo. I kick your ass
5. skank skank skank skank alert. Samro is ok.
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
These two look like living Jethro Tull songs. Aqualung and Cross-eyed Mary.
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
What the fug is up with Lindsey's 99 cent, bought at Walgreens,straight out the 80's, Wet and Wild bright pink lipgloss?! And it so totally matches her green sequined mess of a dress. Just because your dating a lezzie doesnt mean that you should let them pick out your wardrobe.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Hohan side boob. shocking. *yawn*
How sad is your "career" that you have to pull the "Is she or isnt she a lezzie" game??? UGH!
Gucci!!
(((hugs for Randy!!)))
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!
ewww...what exactly is that frosted shade of pink lipstick lilo is sporting...samro...no words, except to say i'm sad that hat is making a comeback...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Damn. Lindsay looks like she's suffering from something terminal.
Yep, Hohan is gonna leave Samro for that stoner in the second thumbnail any day now . . .
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
These pictures are just too perfect. With SamRo covering her face and LiLo all brightness and sunshine. And it's too often - SO many pictures of them playing Ward and June Cleaver all over town.
The more I see, the less I buy it.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Somehow Lindsay Lohan being a lesbian makes the world feel a little more right and a lot less wrong.
THE ICE CREAM MAN RULES YOU CAN GET AN ASTRO POP AND A BAG OF WEED AT THE SAME TIME!!
Damn. Uh. Happy birthday?
Icky. I soooooo don't want to even picture these two bumping fuglies after the big celebration. NOT HOT. NOOOOOOOOOT HOT! *gurgle-hork*
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"I'd rather be feared than loved because at least fear warns you but love? -Love blinds you before you have a chance to even see it coming."
I like how she thinks shes hot shit and proably in some way original beacuse shes a "lesbian".
In thumbnail # 5 SamRo's six head rivals Rihanna's five head. I'd like to see both go at it like rams.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 8, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Damn! That fifth thumbnail "portrait" of SamRo n' LiLo isn't pretty. LiLo's lipstick color is clashing badly with her dress, where's her stylist? SamRo has the same wet brownish drippy eyes w/gummy residue that my dyke cousin's toy poodles used to have. Gack.
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EW, yeah, that lipstick is rank.. Poor Samro really needs a dash of color herself. Some concealer to hide those dark circles.. Fuck!
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She is eerily similar-looking to the star of "The Munsters."
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Hi5.
both these bitches are fucking gross
Damn! That sam-Ro is one ugly dude.
I see Lindsay got freshly spray-tanned and collagen- injected. It annoys me how she walks around like she's hot shit. Phony lesbo bitch.
Damn! She's back to staining her face orange.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 8, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Damn! That fifth thumbnail "portrait" of SamRo n' LiLo isn't pretty. LiLo's lipstick color is clashing badly with her dress, where's her stylist? SamRo has the same wet brownish drippy eyes w/gummy residue that my dyke cousin's toy poodles used to have. Gack.
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EW, yeah, that lipstick is rank.. Poor Samro really needs a dash of color herself. Some concealer to hide those dark circles.. Fuck!
HAHAHA Rose petals on the sidewalk!
I think Lilo had her makeup done by Shauna Sands
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....
Don't care what anyone says, I like these two together.
ImpertinentVixen on August 8, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Chapstick lesbians.
- hahahahaha....
Lilo looks like she's wearing a shower curtain.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Why are there rose petals all over the sidewalk?
Oof!
And just when I was about to say how much better she looked without the collagen. Just more proof why it's not good to speak too soon.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Damn! That fifth thumbnail "portrait" of SamRo n' LiLo isn't pretty. LiLo's lipstick color is clashing badly with her dress, where's her stylist? SamRo has the same wet brownish drippy eyes w/gummy residue that my dyke cousin's toy poodles used to have. Gack.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Chapstick lesbians.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Lindsey says: "Sam, this is how you hold a dick, I should know after all, I'm a huge whore, and I'm using you for publicity, I'm having dick withdrawals, and this ice cream cone is making me horny"
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Sorry, I gotta throw in a double-post because I just noticed...
Rose petals on the sidewalk? Seriously? Good lord.
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Hi5.
Ugh - forget the first thumbnail, look at Hohan's sagging breasties in the second.
Thanks for making me feel more secure in my slowing -heading south- tatas Linz. Now I know I've got some time left.
Erlack a pongoes.
She is suffering from a severe case of Shauna Sand Lips.
I will not include the all-to-obvious joke here.
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Hi5.
I would like Lindsay's dress if it didn't have that ugly shit on the front....oh, and I LOVE her shoes.
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....
You could park a Bronco on her forehead. Yowzers.
Ok, so what is it, exactly, that makes the fish smell? This is a serious question. I'm curious.