SamRo's Big Gayelle Birthday
SamRo turned thirty-wonderful (that's what my mom says) yesterday and she celebrated with her bumpin' buddy, HoHan, and some other skanks. The party started with dinner at Matsuhisa, a sushi restaurant in Beverly Hills. Why go out for raw fish when you can have it at home?!
After dinner, the party continued outside on the street where an ice cream truck was waiting for them. Ice cream trucks always scared me as a child, because my bitch of a cousin told me that's where they store dead children. This skank said the ice cream man would kidnap kids, chop 'em up and put them in the freezer in his truck. I'm sure that's happened before, but that whore bag didn't have to tell me that! It still didn't keep me away from spending my ho money on delicious frozen treats.
Anylezzy, here's more of SamRo's birthday last night. HoHan is looking a little praying mantis-ish. It's because she's on the all-fish diet. And look at the first thumbnail, you know that shit is going to be put to good use. Ice cream in the firecrotch!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 8, 2008 - 9:09pm.
DAE, at least Lindsay doesn't wear shirts with her own name or face on them!
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Fuck, I forgot Paris did that! Self centered whore.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Yeah, Okie - Lindsay is just doing for SamRo what George Clooney did for SarLa.
DAE, at least Lindsay doesn't wear shirts with her own name or face on them!
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
I bet WHEN Lilo & Samro break up (soon) SamRo will be dating lots of hollywood chicks.. They will be all over her ass b/c of Lindsey.
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Lindsay is wearing a green trash bag. You would've thought she'd try to classy instead of just given up and decided to just plain skanky. Paris Hilton dresses better than that!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
sheesh angel, I though I had a sensitive nose! I've never smelled period blood.....
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
The Breakdown:
You're an Aggie, huh? I won't hold that against you, lol. And I don't doubt that you could smell my prof from a hundred miles away. Gag.
Submitted by celine on August 8, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Did anyone in here ever get fooled into thinking Bloody Mary was going to come and get you through the toilet? I seriously peed outside for a month straight.
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OMG i still to this day will not look into the bathroom mirror when the lights are out, or any mirror for that matter. I'm terrifieddddddd!!
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That's prolly why that kinda thing gets popular. I am constantly freaking myself out with mirrors in the dark because... there's SOMEONE there!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Faux Gayelle is the new black for the season.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 2:37pm. Some bitches are just too lazy to lather that shit up on a regular basis.
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Um? EW! NaS-TaY! That's disgusting.
Sometimes I smell menstrual flow (also pretty damn disgusting but what's a bitch gonna do that day she's on the subway when she bursts?) but I have never had the pleasure of smelling an unwashed puss. UGH.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Looks like she left the tags on the dress so she could return it after stanking it up. I had a cousin that used to do that, but she was more discreet about it.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 8, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Jaded_Rose:
I went to your main rival down the highway.
Gig'em! (ugh, it hurts me to say that even now!)
No, but maybe I smelled your prof from down the Interstate!
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Bwahahah, My eyes lit up, and I thought of the Cereal Bear Smacks.. but I guess that's Dig 'Em..
Jaded_Rose:
I went to your main rival down the highway.
Gig'em! (ugh, it hurts me to say that even now!)
No, but maybe I smelled your prof from down the Interstate!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on August 8, 2008 - 2:43pm.
That's not the truth about BO. No matter how often I shower or brush my teeth, I tend to have smelly armpits and bad breath, and yet I'm perfectly healthy.
So, I stock up on deodorant and gum.
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If your teeth and gums are in good shape, and you are brushing and flossing well, your bad breath may be caused by undiagnosed gastro-intestinal problems. Go see your doctor, because you shouldn't have bad breath if you have real good oral care.
It looks like she's holding that up to her booby saying "come on Sam, you know you wanna lick it."
I think this is just a fun game for Lindsay. It's kind of a break from the man whores that she felt she had to fock at every opportunity. I don't think she's a true gayelle. SamRo is going to be heartbroken.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Did anyone in here ever get fooled into thinking Bloody Mary was going to come and get you through the toilet? I seriously peed outside for a month straight.
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OMG i still to this day will not look into the bathroom mirror when the lights are out, or any mirror for that matter. I'm terrifieddddddd!!
Lindsay is so much heavier than Samantha, it seems like she would break her.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 8, 2008 - 3:15pm.
My freshman year in college I had a professor that smelled so foul I stopped going to his office for help because he literally would give me a headache and make me dizzy from his stankonia.
I ended up hiring a private tutor rather than be maimed by mold.
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You didn't attend the University of Texas, did you? Because I had a Sociology Prof who fits your description. Dude positively REEKED of BO. Not only that, but he once cut a massive fart right in front of me. He was sitting in a plastic desk chair, so it sounded like a shotgun blast. The reverb was spectacular! And bitch didn't even have the decency to look embarrassed.
Jinxy knows. Lohan isn't in this for real. You can see it in her eyes. Either that or she doesn't have any soul, which could be very very true. Sooner or later she'll dump Sam & break her little heart.
LCT!!!
When I woke up I was all alone
With a broken heart and a ticket home
And I ask you now, tell me what would you do
If her hair was black and her eyes were blue
I've traveled around I've been all over this world
Boys I ain't never seen nothin' like a Galway girl......
Yeah, i can check messages!
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on August 8, 2008 - 2:43pm.
That's not the truth about BO. No matter how often I shower or brush my teeth, I tend to have smelly armpits and bad breath, and yet I'm perfectly healthy.
So, I stock up on deodorant and gum.
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Bad breath is caused by poor dental hygiene. Sorry to burst your bubble.
My freshman year in college I had a professor that smelled so foul I stopped going to his office for help because he literally would give me a headache and make me dizzy from his stankonia.
I ended up hiring a private tutor rather than be maimed by mold.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
If Lohan inflates her lips any more, she's going to float away.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
LiLo looks like crap and her boobie looks saggy.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 8, 2008 - 3:07pm.
LCT,
Get yer arse movin lass! We are off to Glasgow!
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We were halfway there when the rain come down
Of the day-i-ay-i-aaaaayyyyyy
OFF WE GO! Hey can you still check your forum massages?
Submitted by Stoney on August 8, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by WinnieT on August 8, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Yeah, I hear that....but I also think a lot of people with implants also wear push up bras and we get the wrong idea sometimes. I think any boob job would look a little saggy from the side. A little crease (sp?) HAS to exist imo...we just don't see side boob all the time except from Hohan.
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Good point. Damn, maybe I just have too many issues over my own boobs? Laughing at her low riders made me feel slightly better. Ha!
One thing I certainly would not be doing is leaving the house without bra... Nasty.
*pulls out overnight bag*
*packs camera, clean undies and cookies*
LCT,
Get yer arse movin lass! We are off to Glasgow!
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!
Look at SamRo sniffing her crotch gingery digits!
strawberry skankcake!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on August 8, 2008 - 2:43pm.
That's not the truth about BO. No matter how often I shower or brush my teeth, I tend to have smelly armpits and bad breath, and yet I'm perfectly healthy.
So, I stock up on deodorant and gum.
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Deodorant/anti-perspirant is a must, as is anti-bacterial body wash (they make plenty for sensitive skin now, if that's a concern). As far as the bad breath issue, be sure to floss as well as brush. And when you brush, be sure to give your tongue a good scrubbing with your toothbrush. That's where most of the smelly germs accumulate in your mouth.
aww they're holding hands. i really like these two together. i think i have a crush on SamRo hahaha
Jaded rose.. Good point.. a must to soap up the finger or whatev and clean the belly button. Its a hole, stuff gets in there, It needs to be cleaned! I like to pick in mine sometimes. Makes time go by, grab some lemonade on a hot day, and pick away.. Like sand thru an hourglass, So are the days of our lives.. *sigh*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Hey isn't that Pootie behind LiLo in the second pic? Either way, he looks to be pretty effed up!
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I put the F-U in Fun.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Yes, this older woman I used to work w/ said her husband would complain that other women he dated would forget to clean their 'taint'.. taint their ass, taint their vagina, but in between.. I'm always an avid body cleaner, but after hearing that, I clean extra hard now.. mmmm hard!! lol
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LMAO! That had to be a nasty surprise for her poor husband. Yep, taints need scrubbing for real. Also, guys, don't forget the old nutsack. Sucking on funky balls is no fun (unless you're into that sort of thing). Two more areas to keep tidy: ears and belly-buttons.
On Topic: HoHan's hair always looks so greasy. Nast.
She needs to stop with the yo-yo dieting, it is wreaking havoc with her boobies.
What is it with all these people in their early 20s who have all the money in the world walking around with their tits down to the middle of their chest? Its not like they've been feeding a couple of kids with em or anything. WEAR A BRA EVERY NOW AND THEN, THEY WON'T SAG SO DAMN BAD!
Sorry for the yelling.
Some people are just smellier than others.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on August 8, 2008 - 2:43pm.
That's not the truth about BO. No matter how often I shower or brush my teeth, I tend to have smelly armpits and bad breath, and yet I'm perfectly healthy.
So, I stock up on deodorant and gum.
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Drink more water.. Also. Have you tried the new Secret Clinical Deodorant if you are a girl? That's what I use, I loves it. Its about $9 or so but way worth it.. Smells way good too,But they make clinical strength for men too.. Look for it at wal-mart of CVS/RiteAid..
I like the pictures best when SamRo is covering her face.
That is her birthday present to us!
That's not the truth about BO. No matter how often I shower or brush my teeth, I tend to have smelly armpits and bad breath, and yet I'm perfectly healthy.
So, I stock up on deodorant and gum.
The Flower dress girl looks like Britney's Clone
Submitted by Jaded_Rose on August 8, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Ok, so what is it, exactly, that makes the fish smell? This is a serious question. I'm curious.
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Poor hygiene. A clean vag doesn't smell like fish. Just like a clean peen doesn't smell like rotten cheese. It's the dirty whores who give all the rest of us a bad name.
If kept clean, none of these things will smell funky: hair, teeth, armpits, vaginas, peens, no-no holes, feet, etc. The human body needs a lot of up-keep, but it's really not that hard. Some bitches are just too lazy to lather that shit up on a regular basis.
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Yes, this older woman I used to work w/ said her husband would complain that other women he dated would forget to clean their 'taint'.. taint their ass, taint their vagina, but in between.. I'm always an avid body cleaner, but after hearing that, I clean extra hard now.. mmmm hard!! lol
The Man/Lelo breakup is gonna be apocalyptic.
I hope they can stay together but no relationship in the hollywood spotlight ever does.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 8, 2008 - 2:26pm.
LCT!
He's scottish! You know there's a pic floating around of Gerry's treasure!!
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Oh Lordy... you're probably right... if there isn't want to mozy on over to Scotland with me and lift up his kilt?
Submitted by WinnieT on August 8, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Yeah, I hear that....but I also think a lot of people with implants also wear push up bras and we get the wrong idea sometimes. I think any boob job would look a little saggy from the side. A little crease (sp?) HAS to exist imo...we just don't see side boob all the time except from Hohan.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Ok, so what is it, exactly, that makes the fish smell? This is a serious question. I'm curious.
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Poor hygiene. A clean vag doesn't smell like fish. Just like a clean peen doesn't smell like rotten cheese. It's the dirty whores who give all the rest of us a bad name.
If kept clean, none of these things will smell funky: hair, teeth, armpits, vaginas, peens, no-no holes, feet, etc. The human body needs a lot of up-keep, but it's really not that hard. Some bitches are just too lazy to lather that shit up on a regular basis.
Why don't Hohan and Sammy-Boy, (the world's oldest boy-chick)just lick each other's kittys on Rodeo Drive already? Then MAYBE I'll buy the phony Gayelle shit.
This is the most attention Blohan has EVER gotten that doesn't include arrests and rehab.
Submitted by Stoney on August 8, 2008 - 11:14am.
And anyone who thinks those tits are real is a gotdamn moron.
No, what's moronic is someone getting implants that look as saggy as they do. Hence why people think they may be real.
How cute, they both wore gold shoes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_Woman
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Stoney on August 8, 2008 - 2:27pm.
I was TERRIFIED of bloody mary. Our version went like this:
Go to the bathroom, turn the lights off, repeat "bloody mary" three times and spin around in front of the mirror.
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The first time I heard of that, it was on South Park. So I always thought you'd be summoning Biggie Smalls and he would bust a cap in yo' ass.
Unless Satan was throwing a party.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Stoney on August 8, 2008 - 2:27pm
That's how i remember it too.
But my lushy auntie drank Bloody Mary's 24/7.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.