SamRo's Big Gayelle Birthday
SamRo turned thirty-wonderful (that's what my mom says) yesterday and she celebrated with her bumpin' buddy, HoHan, and some other skanks. The party started with dinner at Matsuhisa, a sushi restaurant in Beverly Hills. Why go out for raw fish when you can have it at home?!
After dinner, the party continued outside on the street where an ice cream truck was waiting for them. Ice cream trucks always scared me as a child, because my bitch of a cousin told me that's where they store dead children. This skank said the ice cream man would kidnap kids, chop 'em up and put them in the freezer in his truck. I'm sure that's happened before, but that whore bag didn't have to tell me that! It still didn't keep me away from spending my ho money on delicious frozen treats.
Anylezzy, here's more of SamRo's birthday last night. HoHan is looking a little praying mantis-ish. It's because she's on the all-fish diet. And look at the first thumbnail, you know that shit is going to be put to good use. Ice cream in the firecrotch!
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Well.....all I can say is Lindsey did better than Cynthia Dixon! YIKES
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
SamRo is so ugly to me....ive just never thought of a skelator as sexually appealing! Anyone who sees beauty in that AIDS infected looking hobag must be smoking some new crack!
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
Hohan wants to be as skinny as SamRo and look like an adolescent boy...maybe she thinks if she looks like a skinny ass lesbian SamRo will love her more or something like that. They both should go to Mel's Diner and eat some fuckin burgers with milkshakes already. They're too boring...get caught with a pharmacy or something...do anything scandalous...PLEASE!
Your face!
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 9, 2008 - 7:52am.
That lipstick! Thats some Wet N' Wild shit right there.
Does SamRo purposely put that shadowy dark circle stuff under her eyes or is that natural? She looks sick.
that's exactly what i have always wondered...like does she do that on purpose? and if so, WHY?
i'm starting to think she's actually more fulfilled and happy with a woman...
Maybe now she can rebuild her career?
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
I´m starting to think that Lindsey might actually be a lesbian and that this is not just some phase. Maybe that´s why she fucked around so much, trying to find fulfillment in relationships with men but not finding any so she just kept on hopping onto a dick after dick. Just a theory...
SamRo looks like she's a wizard with the strap on. She can probably munch and fingerbang like a pro. Thanks, MK. Now I sort of have a crush on this sickly looking butchie.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
SamRo looks like she's a wizard with the strap on. She can probably munch and fingerbang like a pro. Thanks, MK. Now I sort of have a crush on this sickly looking butchie.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
SaMANtha must shop at Dykes 'R Us; her attire is consistently ridiculous.
I wonder if they play "connect the moles and freckles" during their sleep-over cootchie bangin' parties?
That lipstick! Thats some Wet N' Wild shit right there.
Does SamRo purposely put that shadowy dark circle stuff under her eyes or is that natural? She looks sick.
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Dick happens! - MK
Does the chick with yellow shoes also have yellow toenails? barf.
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Swiggity switch it up!
Daaaaaaamnnnn, you know you look bad when Samro looks fresh and young compared to you. I think Blohan's skin damage has become unfixable. Or maybe it's that ugly-ass looks-good-on-no-one lipstick she's wearing, or her equally nasty shiny dress. She looks like she skinned a mermaid.
And Ramrod.... Freudian slip, SamRo has some skinny-ass arms there. In a couple years they'll look like Mad Madge's minus the muscles. Does she eat, or just snort coke.
So edgy and alternative!
...Not!
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by darlingjulie on August 8, 2008 - 4:59pm.
That bag does not go with that dress.
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Sam doesn't look good next to any of Lindsay's outfits.
Ok this might be all that nasty ass wine I just drank but I think they look cute together! If they are happy then who cares? I dont NEXT!!!
I want to see celebs in tears and torn apart not happy holding hands and in love... Give me a MiserAlba post damn it!!! Seeing that cranky ass bitch in a bad mood always cheers me up-!!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 8, 2008 - 10:16pm.
I'm having a tough time deciding if they're fakelles or not.
I think one day they'll be bored bumping bumpers and Hohan will be back on it.
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I think that too until I see a picture of Cynthia Nixon and her significant other.
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 8, 2008 - 10:16pm.
I'm having a tough time deciding if they're fakelles or not.
I think one day they'll be bored bumping bumpers and Hohan will be back on it.
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I think SamRo might just be the real deal. Who goes out of their way to look like a 15 year old boy? As for Lindsay, I think she is very lost, loves attention and is a big whore. She will be off SamRo like Wonky's undies in fraternity house, in no time.
I'm having a tough time deciding if they're fakelles or not.
I think one day they'll be bored bumping bumpers and Hohan will be back on it.
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There was some movie in the 60s where a criminal forced an ice cream guy into his freezer compartment, then later slid him out rock-solid frozen & dead. I've been traumatized by ice cream trucks ever since.
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Submitted by almostfamous88 on August 8, 2008 - 8:47pm.
nice powdery white crack lips...they're so gross
...if only I could believe that was powdery crack residue and not some other type of residue....
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nice powdery white crack lips...they're so gross
That bag does not go with that dress.
HoHan looks more and more like a corpse each time she's photographed...
SamRo is just...creepy.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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They're actually holding hands... now they can drop the whole "just friends" bullshit. I wonder if Blohan wishes SamRo had a dick... Sam certainly looks boyish enough.
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Ummmm. That lipstick that LiLo has on...Yikes..
Thats as witty as I can get..."Yikes" lol
she better eat pussy good because she is fucking ugly!
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 8, 2008 - 6:00pm.
Sam never shows her legs. Is she ashamed of them? I'll bet she looks pretty decent in high heels -- that is, unless her legs are too scrawny. She's always wearing sneakers and basically high-schooler crap. Doesn't she have any grown-up attire?
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Oooh. You just made me want to see her in that little schoolgirl skirt and some sneakers, actually.
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Ain't no question who's pitching and who's catching in this deal!
Sam never shows her legs. Is she ashamed of them? I'll bet she looks pretty decent in high heels -- that is, unless her legs are too scrawny. She's always wearing sneakers and basically high-schooler crap. Doesn't she have any grown-up attire?
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Was Lindsay always this much of a dork?
Sam has more moles than the CIA.
Although too skinny Sammyboy still hAs a weirdly shaped big butt.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on August 8, 2008 - 12:32pm.
I don't know if it's just me, but I find that SamRo person scary.
Nope. Not alone. The single word that ever comes to my mind when I see her is ghoul.
And, by the way, I NEVER use that word otherwise.
She just....inspires it.
I am sooo sick of hearing about these two meat-heads I don't know what to do.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Jaded_Rose on August 8, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 8, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Tenure is like the holy grail of career perks. You can stink, you can fart, you can abuse students, colleagues, clerical staff and job applicants, AND NOBODY CAN FIRE YOU, BITCHES!!!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Notice she got the PINK cone!
yeah LiLo looks so in luv.LOL Don't cry Sam youll find another user.
gotta go here comes the ice cream man.yum ;>
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on August 8, 2008 - 2:43pm.
That's not the truth about BO. No matter how often I shower or brush my teeth, I tend to have smelly armpits and bad breath, and yet I'm perfectly healthy.
So, I stock up on deodorant and gum.
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Sinusitis? That can cause bad breath.
Submitted by Richiegay on August 8, 2008 - 4:55pm.
HoHan has never looked happier, go for it bitch!!!!!!!
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I don't think she should be allowed to go for it until she gets some new lipstick. IMnsHO:)
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Oh yeah hire an ice cream van to celebrate your birthday then look angry and pissed off when the paps start taking photos.
HoHan has never looked happier, go for it bitch!!!!!!!
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I don't know if it's just me, but I find that SamRo person scary.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 8, 2008 - 3:17pm.
LCT!!!
When I woke up I was all alone
With a broken heart and a ticket home
And I ask you now, tell me what would you do
If her hair was black and her eyes were blue
I've traveled around I've been all over this world
Boys I ain't never seen nothin' like a Galway girl......
Yeah, i can check messages!
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Well then send me an email damnit! *please*
Geez, I didn't know there were so many medical experts on this list! Thanks to those who were trying to help, but I'm perfectly fine and healthy -- physically speaking of course!
Okay, it's now been what...two years??? That lipstick STILL looks like shit!!! Does she NOT own a mirror? Or a functioning eyeball?
That said, her boyfriend probably really likes it 'cuz it keeps the competition away.
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