Friday, August 8th 2008

"Look At My New Man Stealing Shirt!"

I'm a little disappointed with Sienna Miller for keeping Balthazar Getty's salchicha around this long. But it looks like he's still making her chocha sing, because they were spotted together in Malibu yesterday. You know Sienna even had to buy that shit for herself! I don't get it. The dude has issues and he might not even inherit anything from the Getty fortune!? Seriously, he must have "slap yo momma" dick.

And why does this twat need to buy clothes? She never wears any!



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Submitted by Leatherette on August 9, 2008 - 11:03pm.

LOL. Anyway, he looks to me like he is embarassed to be caught with his piece of ass showing him what she bought. Good. I hope his wife never takes his ass back.

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AND on top of all his boring assness, Balthazzz has a caveman profile! I mean LOOK at that major forehead ridge WTF? OH DAMN, I forgot my prerequisite intro to all things Sienna-Balthazzzz:

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRESSSS!!!

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I don't think anyone is saying that it is Ok to fuck someone that is married. I for one stay away like they are the plague, even if they show me separation papers.... hell the fuck no. But I do believe the man does come out rather unscathed when he cheats because it is blamed on the woman who lured him. That is BS. I hold responsible the person with the marriage commitment, I do not respect the person who went there with a married person, but why is the person who was not in a relationship blamed -- no one here knows what the married asshole said to her to entangle her. I go out plenty and you should see what married assholes say out there to get you to even have a drink with them, which I always decline.

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HAHA!
Maybe the clothes are for him. fuckwits.

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& fuck damn, how many times do I have to call Sienna a whoooooore for y'all to be all warm and fuzzy about my offical stand on skanky people? Yep, she sexes indiscriminately, apparently, AND she fucked a married asshole. So do like Angela Bassett did on Waiting To Exhale, and just punch your husband's random fuck in the face if she gets in the way on your way to rip HIM a new one during his office meeting.

Happy? I know I am ^_^

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Submitted by radio siren on August 9, 2008 - 1:51pm.
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meh, I remember how the nanny who bumped uglies with Jude Law was treated, and she was no celebrity. Scared wives went at her hardcore just like with Sienna -- "HOMEWRECKA BLAHBLAH" whatever. Next.

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Submitted by Sensimina on August 9, 2008 - 7:34am

Well said.

I think the reason that much of the attention here is focused on Sienna is because she is the bigger "celebrity." People are more interested in her than in Getty. Therefore, she gets much of the pontifications.

Also, plainly put, she is a well-known slut. I'm not saying that to disparage her, but c'mon. A slut is a slut is a slut. Maybe she likes the title, who knows? But there is a well-defined pattern there of skanking it up, and perhaps that could be another reason why people blame her? I don't know, I haven't read through this thread, but I'm quite certain it's not a misogynistic issue with this pair.

And one more thing: FUCK no, I wouldn't touch Jude Law with the tip of Sienna's dirty old toe! He's repulsive and I can say, without any hesitation, that I could do so much better. And I know the vast majority of you hot sluts here could do better too!

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I'm not blaming her for the deterioration of her marriage, but do you really think it's fine for a woman to fuck a married dude? NO, it's sleazy and retarded. It's in no way misogynistic to say that having an affair with a married guy is a stupid and selfish thing to do. I don't think she trapped him into fucking him with her hypnotic cooch or that he was raped or anything, but fuck, it takes two to tango and Sienna knew what she was doing. This whore lives for screwing men in relationships.

People thinking Sienna Miller is a fucking whore has nothing to do with women's rights. It's a fucking fact that she's a slut. No, she shouldn't be "stoned to death" but if people want to call her a homewrecking slut, that's what she gets. I don't think she's a homewrecker in that she stole away Ballsy from his wife, I think she's participating in shit that sucks for his children. I wouldn't want to be the slut to be caught with some bald piece of married shit topless on a fucking yacht or whatever. Neither of these twats is thinking about anything but their beat down genitals. They're both dumbasses.

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ah, Mrs K!

so, so true! FEAR, exactly! Fear that your man is gonna do what you know deep down he'll do regardless of how much you clock his behavior or shame or even pass laws about "homewrecking." Later!

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 9, 2008 - 10:18am.
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THANK YOU, came by to edited my quick rant and check if Bernie Mac was posted on -- out again.

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Submitted by Sensimina on August 9, 2008 - 9:51am.

Leatherette-

Just accept that they're both dumb whores and move on. Sienna is a stupid cunt for fucking a married dude with kids. They both did wrong, although he's a bigger asshole in the situation. It comes down to personal pride - would you ever fuck a dude who is married with four kids - NO, because you know that's a game for pathetic sluts.
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I wouldn't even be trying to spell this out if I wasn't reading all the freakshit bile from the yahoo wives calling for the burning and stoning of Sienna Miller because she "took away a man from his family" (yes, one of them seriously did just that last night). That dumb cooze "longed for the days" when women "like this" were burned at the stake and stoned. That's like the maggots in other countries who kill women who have been raped because they believe they have brought dishonor on their family. Same shit: blame the woman because dammit she caused it. It'd be hilarious and I have LOLed at many of the more idiotic posts by the husband-nanny wife club, BUT this shit gets average women fucked over in real life too much to not be disturbed by these dumb wifies' seriousness. And if you have the money and spare time from watching your maaayuns every move between chatting on a gossip site, please travel to countries that enforce curfews and clothing "standards." Because the poor men need their dicks protected from "having" to fuck "loose" women. Sick fucks.

When you call these geniuses on their misogyny (look it up, that's exactly what it is), they post a quick "I blame him, too" just to give themselves a pass to throw all the obligation to "protect" some assholes' marriage for him on a woman.

Yeah right they're soooo enlightened.

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Leatherette said: I wouldn't even be trying to spell this out if I wasn't reading all the freakshit bile from the yahoo wives calling for the burning and stoning of Sienna Miller because she "took away a man from his family" (yes, one of them seriously did just that last night). That dumb cooze "longed for the days" when women "like this" were burned at the stake and stoned. That's like the maggots in other countries who kill women who have been raped because they believe they have brought dishonor on their family. Same shit: blame the woman because dammit she caused it.

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Leatherette,

Freakshit bile=FEAR.

I don't have a lot of respect for either of the parties involved but the knee jerk draconian reaction from the dumb wives is, as you say, rather pathetic.

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Submitted by Oooh La La on August 8, 2008 - 12:06pm.

Sienna Miller may not be very talented. She may not use the best judgement in choosing men. But she DOES have a fantastic looking vagina.

Not too big, not too small. Not too much lip, not too little lip. Not too much hair and not shaved either.
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Leatherette-

Just accept that they're both dumb whores and move on. Sienna is a stupid cunt for fucking a married dude with kids. They both did wrong, although he's a bigger asshole in the situation. It comes down to personal pride - would you ever fuck a dude who is married with four kids - NO, because you know that's a game for pathetic sluts.

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I always thought at least whores dressed better than everyone else.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

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Submitted by Oooh La La on August 8, 2008 - 2:06pm.

Jude Law is hideous...so no, I wouldn't.
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Here's my last and final "off topic":

Not new to the site, just not a loser who lives to comment on D'listed 24/7. I have a "job" and an actual "life." been admiring michael K's hysterical prose for years, just not commenting.

I can't believe you losers even have a label for it: "off topic"

Go hang out in a chat room if that's what you want to do.

I'll remain "on topic" from now on.

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and one more on-topic nugget:

Since Balthazzz's mother was kicking it with her lame-dick son with Sienna and her mom, they've been bumping uglies long enough for their mothers to be comforaable with it, or probably know that whatever issues Balthazzz and his wife have are beyond repair, they're over it. To me, what would only piss me off in that situation if I was Balthazzz's soon-to-be-ex (unless she's a dumb bitch and takes him back) is all the photos exposing her kids to publicity about this shit. Balthazzz didn't give two shits about being photographed -- there's just two many pics in obvious places, being buck naked, etc., for me to believe this lame dick wasn't aware of it. HE is the father of four children; dumb ass Sienna was just too dickmatized and/or dreaming of all the press she'd get over doing a Jolie to wonder if this dickhead had bothered to prepare or shield his kids seeing this shit all over the media.

In an ideal world, faux hippie whores would give two shits about their latest dick's kids, but the kids are HIS. It's HIS obligation to protect his kids from physical and psychological damage. And not his latest random fuck on the side. Burn HIM at the stake, good Puritans.

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!

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Submitted by thehoustongirl on August 8, 2008 - 2:41pm.

Submitted by clarketron on August 8, 2008 - 1:25pm.

-I wish people would have non related conversations outside of the "comments" section for stories (i.e. "Hi so and so, OMG! I haven't talked to you in days--had mamogram yesterday. Ouch!" etc..) THE REST OF US DON'T CARE about your nonsense conversation and it gets in the way of the actual funny comments that are related to the story.
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I feel that, and it's nothing wrong with a little "off topic", but some people REALLY DROWN it the fuck out, and you go to a thread, thinking its full of comments about the subject, but it be some bullshit no one really wants to read about?! I have to keep scrolling and scrolling to read inane bullshit, and not only that, lets QUOTE the shit, and ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

other than that, I'm cool. I guess I'm not part of the "clique" but shit I have a fucking LIFE. It's cool to have online friends and whatnot, but that's what email, myspace, facebook, IM, etc, is FOR.
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couldn't have said it better, I end up not even clicking on the last post of the day when it's past maybe 40 comments because I know it's chock-full of soppy Yahoo/texting shit, and shit that should be in some lame personal blog but the poster wants a ready-made audience.

-- BUT 'tis like spitting in the wind

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M.E

No fucking shit!

*leaves thread*

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Submitted by shoe addict on August 8, 2008 - 4:23pm.

Lay off Sienna. Baltha is older, he made the commitment and the kids. There were loose pretty girls before sienna, who get dickmatised and there will be plenty more. her biggest fault is being stupid. Baltha is that and so much more. I'm really just disturbed that the majority of the negative comments are directed at sienna as opposed to him

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Submitted by Aubrey04 on August 8, 2008 - 6:21pm.

I can't believe that girls are fighting over this guy.. He's fug as hell.
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I can't believe the mini van set is barfing up 1950s fightin' words over either of these two queefs.

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I can't believe that girls are fighting over this guy.. He's fug as hell.

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Her good looks are gone. In two years, *hopes* she'll be a has-been on Big Brother.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 8, 2008 - 1:18pm.
You're supposed to fuck your way to the top, not the middle, Sienna!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 8, 2008 - 2:54pm
In the same boat- Just picked out his school supplies the other night!

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Submitted by shoe addict on August 8, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Ok- We can tar and feather him too. Unfortunately, in addition to this scandal, Sluttiena has been the "other woman" before BG. AND- she is a major bitch. Nothing more than a spoiled girl too pretty for her own good. MEANING- that she has gotten everything she has ever wanted and has never had to consider anyone else or the consequences of her actions.

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Lay off Sienna. Baltha is older, he made the commitment and the kids. There were loose pretty girls before sienna, who get dickmatised and there will be plenty more. her biggest fault is being stupid. Baltha is that and so much more. I'm really just disturbed that the majority of the negative comments are directed at sienna as opposed to him
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Um, personally I have never seen her snatch but if she's got a pretty tweety good for her. I don't really think any of us are taking this too seriously though as in personalizing/internalizing it

IT'S JOKES...aka FUNNY aka we are bitches and this shit's funny to us....great now I'm cussing fucking thanks!!!!

LOL Silvara0428!
But would you have done Jude Law if you had the opportunity?

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Sienna Miller is the UK's worst export. They really can keep this ho to themselves.

They just don't want her skank biscuity ass!

And considering the hype surrounding her the last few years, she has truly fucked her career into the ground.

You're supposed to fuck your way to the top, not the middle, Sienna!

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Submitted by Oooh La La on August 8, 2008 - 2:06pm.

are you fucking serious??

youre telling me I should give this bitch props simply because of the APPEARANCE OF HER GENITALIA?!?!

god, no wonder Im such a depressed mess in this world
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Oooh La La:

Goddamn you!

You storyteller!!

Maybe that's ferry skank Sienna's sportin' then?

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@ Oooh la la
But she DOES have a fantastic looking vagina.

Not too big, not too small. Not too much lip, not too little lip. Not too much hair and not shaved either.

All you haters seem to be either jealous or are pissed because some low rent bitch stole your man.
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Um, personally I have never seen her snatch but if she's got a pretty tweety good for her. I don't really think any of us are taking this too seriously though as in personalizing/internalizing it

IT'S JOKES...aka FUNNY aka we are bitches and this shit's funny to us....great now I'm cussing fucking thanks!!!!

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

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BTW Breakdown you said.........Sienna Miller is the UK's worth export. They really can keep this ho to themselves.

Reality is; Sienna Miller was (everybody sing along in your best Bruce Springsteen impersonation)
"Born In The USA"
12/28/81 New York City

Can't blame this one on the UK.

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What is Corey Feldman doing with Sienna?

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The biggest bunch of crybabies keep on slamming Sienna Miller because she stole Morticia Addams husband.

Sienna Miller may not be very talented. She may not use the best judgement in choosing men. But she DOES have a fantastic looking vagina.

Not too big, not too small. Not too much lip, not too little lip. Not too much hair and not shaved either.

All you haters seem to be either jealous or are pissed because some low rent bitch stole your man.

Who amongst you wouldn't have F...ed Jude Law if you had the chance?

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SIENNA YOU ARE NOT TALITHA GETTY AND WILL NEVER WILL BE SO STOP TRYING AND GET A FUCKING LIFE.

thank you.
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Hey BB! Nothing real exciting, except the The Child starts Kindergarten in less than a week, & I'm having a real tough time.

On topic: SHAMELESS WHORE!
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Don't fret Clarketron, I agree with you. Well except for the signature part. Mine is from Futurama and I think it's cute =D

OT: I don't like the vibe Sienna is giving. It screams "daddy-issues Lindsay-type attention whore" when she used to be such a proud, gorgeous slutbag. She needs to pack up her vadge and take it back to P Diddy.

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Typical douche display. Douche is checking out another skank while main skank is desperate to get his attention with cheap ho tactics...

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

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Balthy has the look of man who has realized after he's done screwing the Ho, he's stuck listening to her inane blather afterwards.

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Submitted by clarketron on August 8, 2008 - 1:25pm.

-I wish people would have non related conversations outside of the "comments" section for stories (i.e. "Hi so and so, OMG! I haven't talked to you in days--had mamogram yesterday. Ouch!" etc..) THE REST OF US DON'T CARE about your nonsense conversation and it gets in the way of the actual funny comments that are related to the story.
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I feel that, and it's nothing wrong with a little "off topic", but some people REALLY DROWN it the fuck out, and you go to a thread, thinking its full of comments about the subject, but it be some bullshit no one really wants to read about?! I have to keep scrolling and scrolling to read inane bullshit, and not only that, lets QUOTE the shit, and ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

other than that, I'm cool. I guess I'm not part of the "clique" but shit I have a fucking LIFE. It's cool to have online friends and whatnot, but that's what email, myspace, facebook, IM, ect is FOR.

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right? comment for more than 3 weeks, then speak up about the off-topic shit..and don't they realize it will only spur MORE off topic comments? Such as us all bitching about their comment? heehee

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Oh for fucks sakes, the GD comment police are back.

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dramaqueen365247 on August 8, 2008 - 2:29pm.

AND the idiots who are new to the site & bitch about shit. Annoying as fuck!

- The Director of Dlisted Tourism really needs some extra staff.
It's such a beautiful day outside.

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AND the idiots who are new to the site & bitch about shit. Annoying as fuck!
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AND...the people who comment and have really long "signatures" that they think are profound or funny are Annoying

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-He's already checking out his next SKANK.

-Love the mention of her "No-Neck"

-I wish people would have non related conversations outside of the "comments" section for stories (i.e. "Hi so and so, OMG! I haven't talked to you in days--had mamogram yesterday. Ouch!" etc..) THE REST OF US DON'T CARE about your nonsense conversation and it gets in the way of the actual funny comments that are related to the story.

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