Princess Chunk Has A New Home!
Princess Chunk, the abandoned fat pussy from New Jersey, has a new pot to shit in. I pity the fool who has to clean that pot. The 44lb pussy also got a clean bill of health from the vet. He doesn't have a thyroid problem, but the vet suggested a new high-protein, low-carb diet for him. More beef for pussy!
Princess Chunk became a national superstar after he was found wandering the streets of New Jersey looking for a cow to eat or something. His owner abandoned his chunky ass, because she lost her home. She just couldn't handle the chunk.
500 whores applied to be Princess Chunk's new owner. The NYDN reports that the shelter chose a family that already has two cats. Are they BBPs (big beautiful pussies) too? If they aren't, Princess Chunk is going to swallow those pussies whole. Pussy eating pussy.
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i too am happy chunk has a happy ending! he's cute and i hope he does well in his new home :)
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
We want a family photo.
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I am happy that Chunk was able to have a happy ending. You just know if he tried to cross a street he would have been a goner! No way could he run fast enough.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
I'm just shocked that Jimmy Bocca made a comment that wasn't a complaint!
8/08/08 IS a special day!
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 8, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Mk I think you just wrote this post just to see how many times you can type pussy! You're up to 6!
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Seven actually. :P
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I hope 499 other homeless kitties got homes too....
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where's my sauce, bitch?
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Mk I think you just wrote this post just to see how many times you can type pussy! You're up to 6!
I love cats, they're the most selfish, sneaky and whineiest pets ever...reminds me of humans.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by angry mom on August 8, 2008 - 1:50pm.
I thought we found out that Princess Chunk was really a dude...wonder if the new owners will rename him? Yes I wonder lame shit like that.
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I think it's 10 times funnier if (s)he keeps (her)his lady name. Tranny Kitty!
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Hi5.
So glad to hear that this adorable cat found a good home. I really REALLY hate people who just leave their pets behind.
Princess Chunk for Hot Slut of the Month!!!
i have a boy princess chunk at home and i'm trying to get rid of him, i'm sad.
"I want tuna, I want chicken, Meow Mix flavors keep me lickin."
That little ditty could serve equally well on the SamRo/Lezzie thread.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
I'm glad prince chunk found a home.
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I thought we found out that Princess Chunk was really a dude...wonder if the new owners will rename him? Yes I wonder lame shit like that.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 9:19am.
Is it just me or does looking at this cat make you want to eat burritos?
He makes me want to sit on the couch with him and eat popcorn and ice cream and drink coke out of a glass bottle because you know this bitch only drinks the good stuff! Yay for him and his new family!
Do cats actually go for belly rubs? I thought that was only a dog thing.
pussy eating pussy?! lmao
"looking for a cow to eat" bawahhhaahhhaahahhaaa
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Bella on August 8, 2008 - 12:17pm
Sometimes if not more than often, they pick families/people that have adopted in the past and/or the environment is a good fit.
Chunk is probably very sociable as his new family cats are too.
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Is it just me or does looking at this cat make you want to eat burritos?
Oh.
It's about that cat again.
I saw that pic and I thought it was another Kirstie Alley post.
I think it´s strange they chose a family that already has two cats. They can be very territorial and some cats don´t even get along though they have grown up together.
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 12:09pm.
WhySoSerious.. Is that Madonna n your AV? I just figured it out.. lol..
-Yep, haha. Bitch looks like the Joker!
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
He needs kitty lipo.
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my 15 lb dog would go crazy if she saw a cat that huge....
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....
WhySoSerious.. Is that Madonna n your AV? I just figured it out.. lol..
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
Fat kitty fwend belly rubs.
My fatty kitty loved his belly rubbed to.
Congrats to Chunk!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
HIGH PROTEIN, LOW CARB DIET..NOW IF WE CAN JUST GET MOST OF FAT AMERICA(KIRSTY ALLIE) ON A DIET SO NEXT TIME I GO TO THE BASEBALL GAME THE FAT PIG NEXT OF ME DOESN'T TAKE UP 1/2 MY FUCKING SEAT!!
It makes me feel better about myself when I see a cat who could quite possibly have a bigger waistline than me.
*breathes sigh of relief and stops sucking in*
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Hi5.
That chunky ass doesn't need to go on a diet.
He's a star now, which means he can throw his shit up in the toilet like all of the other A-Listers!
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Pussy eating pussy.. I must see this!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;