The Empress Of Lucite Almost Died!
No, not really. Shauna Sand is perfect. She doesn't die. She's immortal! When all of us are gone, the only things that will remain on this planet are Pop Rocks and the elegant creature known as The Empress of Lucite.
Shauna and her trick, we'll call him MK's Rival for now, were involved in a minor car accident in Beverly Hills yesterday. It's obvious what happened. The other driver was blinded by Shauna's beauty and he lost control of the car, slamming into her. Shauna, please stay inside! Your beauty is a danger to us all! The world isn't equipped to handle it!
Shauna wasn't wearing her exquisite lucite heels, so she really could have been injured. Her powers weaken without them!
Here's more of Shauna with her girls and MK's rival in Beverly Hills yesterday. And how dare that security guard man stare at Shauna that way! He looks like he's about to jump her! Look at him. He can't help himself!
Wenn
Look at those beautiful little girls! To think that they are being raised by this piece of sleaze is too much to bear! They would be better off in foster homes than living with a publicity-crazed whore!
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Computer says no
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on August 8, 2008 - 1:45pm.
HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
Breathe MK, take a Xanax and two bong hits. Or a bong hit and two Xanax. This shit is bound to happen, you've been too blessed with Pheobe Price gold lately. Something bad has to happen to the empress of lucite to make up for that home tour pp took us on> luckily we didnt see a better close up or a family album of wee PP OR Shauna may have died in that accident!
Jeez, Shauna looks like Meg Ryan in these pics! Well she looks better then usual, not being all whored up and all!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
MK - Shauna Sand can't die because she's made out of that stuff from Terminator 2, when you destroy it, it melts together, comes back to life and continues on.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Please stop trying to make these deformed alien skanks famous
Car accident and goes to the paps and gets a photo taken with her children? This slag is unbelievable!
If she was my mama, I'd tell all my friends I was an orphan because who wants to be associated with the resident tranny hooker?
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
those little girls are surrounded by the crazy from all angles, this is the future generation of parises, nicoles, etc
...and I totally have those same shoes in gold. No I'm not a stripper or a hooker, I like to wear them out to the club. WhicH is the only place they should be worn, not out in the middle of the day with a pair of running shorts, WTF?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
she always looks like she's on xanax...
kaytro
They are M.A.C. bags...there is a store on Robertson.......never too early to start with whore gloss in the Lamas family.
These girls are destined for the pole.
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....
Hold up! Are her kids holding MAX Factor bags???? At their age? They shouldn't be applying the whore's uniform until they hit at least 9. Shauna's a terrible mother!
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Tsk, tsk!
YOU are a jellus H8tR! I'm telling Paris;P
Angel, I iz not jelly! Nuh uh! *plays with tinker toys and cries in boo boo blankie and whips out old N64 tendo machine*
right left right left up up down down z z B a toggle down up down
Killer Instinct. Good times. Good times.
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"I'd rather be feared than loved because at least fear warns you but love? -Love blinds you before you have a chance to even see it coming."
Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Angel, you're right of course...cheat codes are for lazy pussies but damnit I can't help using cheat codes on "The Sims" because I just like having a ton of money right from the getgo so I can build pretty houses.
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Tsk, tsk!
YOU are a jellus H8tR! I'm telling Paris;P
I really should admit to hitting the forums an awful lot because I do ;s
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Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Angel, you're right of course...cheat codes are for lazy pussies but damnit I can't help using cheat codes on "The Sims" because I just like having a ton of money right from the getgo so I can build pretty houses. -The challenge of getting Sims to fall in love and make "Whoo whoo" gets so old after a while (even though I love having a house full of total gay Sims for giggles).
I do like walk-thru help though (not because I'm tarded and lazy but because I don't like my character stuck helplessly in a dark room full of ankle biting demons)!
Shauna's feet are going to be all fucked to hell from wearing those dastardly high heels all the time. I'm a 'flats' wearing girl pretty much and my arches are still in pretty good health.
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"I'd rather be feared than loved because at least fear warns you but love? -Love blinds you before you have a chance to even see it coming."
Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 11:59am.
@dot:
Your avvie totally just made me want to play Fable. Haha!
lol. Angel, you got any good cheat codes? :))
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Ha! I don't cheat! NEVER! Well, my evil character cheats all the time but not with codes;)
Truth is, my step-dad (sweet guy) was the King of cheat codes and he made me long for challenge.
ONT: I'm gonna have to pull an ESE on this one.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 11:59am.
@dot:
Your avvie totally just made me want to play Fable. Haha!
lol. Angel, you got any good cheat codes? :))
Submitted by lizardo911 on August 8, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Her daughters are cute. Too bad they will grow up to be skanks like her.
lizardo, please remember that some girls grow up with bigger brains than their slutty whore mothers and do the exact opposite and become fairly decent human beings. I guess what I'm trying to say is that not every child grows up following in the footsteps of their hobag mothers and fathers. Yes, some kids do follow blindly into the oblivion of their parental misguidance but not ALL. There IS hope for humanity. Okay...a GLIMMER.
Her daughters are cute. Too bad they will grow up to be skanks like her.
Her girls are kind of cute, but you know they're going to end up being vapid bitches. Meh.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
mike on August 8, 2008 - 12:17pm
(not be a douchette) but yea, i know what your thinking there.
And is the jury still out that ALL these girls have the same father?
I'm still on the fence.....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 8, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Maybe I'm going out on the speculation limb but that guy could be of the gay.
If not, how the fuck does she get these dudes?
I suspect you're right because (and here I'm going to sound like a douche) what kind of young(er) guy wants to hang with a girl AND her kids?
How did THAT woman manage to give birth to three such lovely children?
I am glad to see she'd now dressing as a 20 year old, and not as though she's 14. This is progress.
I wonder how she dresses up the girls for Halloween?
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on August 8, 2008 - 12:40pm.
How GROSS is it that she is thinner than
all 3 of her very young daughters?! Even thinner
than the littlest one on the left....
Put down the Red Bull and get on the Cheeseburger.
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I couldn't care less about their mother. The girls are the ones who worry me. Look at them, already posing for the cameras. It's sickening.
Except for the one in yellow. She's totally over the fuckery that is her poor excuse for a mother.
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Hi5.
MKs rival aside, and as far as i am concerned there is no rival to MK, (#7)she is holding the had of the tallest child? And the little one is 12 ft behind the rest of them? Atta Girl! I seen better parenting skills in a pack of pedophiles...
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
Average, aging mom clinging to the last vestiges of her youth -- and cheating to do so, with surgery -- failing mostly, but still thinking she's hot, encouraged no doubt by sycophants who want a taste of her [inherited] money.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Yeah she does have long toes. She can swing from tree to tree with those things.
Maybe I'm going out on the speculation limb but that guy could be of the gay.
If not, how the fuck does she get these dudes?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I'm always saying that Shauna has really long toes that I think are gross. Well, look at that last thumbnail with her three girls. The poor girl in the yellow has inherited her mother's freakishly long toes. It just ain't right!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
How GROSS is it that she is thinner than
all 3 of her very young daughters?! Even thinner
than the littlest one on the left....
Put down the Red Bull and get on the Cheeseburger.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
And she's drinking a fucking Red Bull??
Submitted by Sheeps on August 8, 2008 - 9:00am.
Jeez that's a douchey BF. She's probably just rebounding after her tragic divorce. I wonder if she even tells her kids each new guy's name. I mean, why confuse them?
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hey, three months is an eternity it Hollywood....just ask "responsible Mom" Kate Hudson...
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....
Douche alert! I'm referring to Shauna's trick, MK's Rival.
Ha! Three douchey postings in a row. The spam doesn't count!
NICE HAT YOU FUCKING DOUCHBAG!!
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Jeez that's a douchey BF. She's probably just rebounding after her tragic divorce. I wonder if she even tells her kids each new guy's name. I mean, why confuse them?
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Esa canción está bien choteada.
@dot:
Your avvie totally just made me want to play Fable. Haha!
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The day Shauna Sands and PP are photographed together, I think I'm going to quit Dlisted
Or at least avoid it for a month
I saw the title for this thread and got so excited. Then I cried when I saw that it was just a minor accident.
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Hi5.
And her new boy toy is fug.
But doesn't the tank with a Kate Moss on it make you lose a little respect for her?
Are pop rocks still manufactured? Hmmm...I have a craving now.
Why...yes! They are!
http://www.itsalldirect2u.com/index.asp?PageAction=PRODSEARCH&txtSearch=...
Pop rocks for everyone!
Let's pour some soda and pop rocks into a pair of Shauna's lucite heels! I'm no shoe bomber by any stretch but I'd be curious to see what happens for the sake of science and sodie pop.
blah blah blah blah_________ blah blah blah_____ feel free to fill in the blanks with the same crap I said about this twat the last three threads devoted to her sorry MK I'd take it in the a$$ for you, but she bores the shiot out of me....
done
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
i always wondered what this hooker does for a living well besides her regular visits to the plastic surgeon and the tanning salon.
MK, you have to decide between PP and the Lucite queen, cuz you can't keep posting about both. Sheesh
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Again - as long as she's perfectly still (and not in any which way - she's only got one or two poses - smiling is not one of them) she's... like... kinda... ok. plsdonthurtmekthx:)
And she must be DYING of embarrassment being caught without her Lucite. Poor thing!
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if she dies..we all die. wahahaha
The glare from her frosted lipstick blinded the other driver- Lord knows her fake lips are so friggin big....
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....
This woman has just taken the 'Most Annoying Person to Post About' award from Phoebe Price.
Her girls are very cute, lets hope they don't grow up to be lucite-wearing hookers. Chances are though, that with Shauna as a mother and Lorenzo Lamas as a father it's inevitable.