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suri sure looks like she has chris klein's eyes!

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She sure is beautiful and I love the way Katie dresses her.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Argh, Suri is so effin cute! Everytime I see her with a bottle I want to steal it away from her and give her a damn sippie cup though!

Your face!

She is such a beautiful little girl! I feel so bad for her because she has 2 loons for parents.

It's so sad that she will be raised in that fucked up cult!

Submitted by peaches on August 8, 2008 - 4:49pm.

Suri is the cutest of all the celebrity babies, I must say! And she does have Tommy girl's blue eyes.

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Doesn't Tom Cruise has green eyes??

They bring me back to the days of when I used to put them on my nipples and pretend to be Madonna.

Yeah, probably people were still wearing Bugle Boys while you were wearing Bugles.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Oh, I'll have to get some. They bring me back to the days of when I used to put them on my nipples and pretend to be Madonna.

I'm glad Bugle Boy jeans aren't around anymore. I remember as a six year old kid sitting there thinking "ew!"

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

You can find delicious Bugles at 99¢ stores and Big Lots, places like that.

Bugle Boy jeans I haven't seen anywhere but on Katie Holmes.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Bugle Boy makes me think of Bugles.

Are those still around? Either one of them?

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Will someone PLEASE drive up to this woman, say "Excuse me, are those Bugle Boy jeans that you're wearing?" and then roll up the window and drive away?

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Cute kid...but I HATE her name! Suri Cruise-isn't that a town in upstate New York? Oh, no, that's Syracuse...the name probably means "Pretty chosen one" in Scientology Xenal Alien language.

Also, she's only, what 2? so not quite old enough to be completely potty trained...and I wish everyone would stop with the nonsense that she needs to be off the bottle...mine was 3 before she gave up hers...so let her be...I swear I'm not a TomKat-loony, but I just had to get that off my chest. :)
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"The crotch on those pants is INSANE!" Michael Kors

This kid is supposed to be at the oldest THREE?

She looks like she's ready for kindergarten, what kind of xenu vitamins are they putting in her barley water? I wager she's Chris Klein's baby.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 8, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Where has the little martian been lately?

just a guess: in a dark room listening to Dianetics on tape

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"So don’t worry about tomorrow.
Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
We’ll get hell to pay."

Where has the little martian been lately?

Suri is just absolutely beautiful, we might not like tommy girla, or robokatie YET people should just admit this baby girl is indeed GORGEOUS!, and she does look like both her daddy and mommy, cuz damn it i might have nightmares tonight for saying this out laud but holmes and cruise are quite good looking people and their baby is exhibit A on that.

I can't help it, but every time I see pictures of Suri I just have to see them, she's sooo cute, looks so peaceful and sweet, also her photos with katie look perfect, hell! that pic of them 2 sitting on the pavement even made me smile, same with the last one.

["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!

This kids is adorable

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Suri looks abandoned with those dirty, uncut hair. The dress is obviously too big for her and does not fit her well. She used to look so adorable and tidy.

No wonder. When a mother gave up on grooming herself, she must also give no crap about her daughter's looks.

Katies' transformation into a boy for Tommygirl is complete.

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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter

I think Suri got fed up with the gold slippers. She's barefoot in the one where they're going into the house or whatever.

I can picture her flinging them into the street in a sassy fit.

I'm still sticking with my theory that Suri gets to pick her own clothes, hence the dress and the same shoes all the time...

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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J

Submitted by Aphid on August 8, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I don't think Chris OR Tom are the daddy, I still think it's Tom's cousin
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Okay! Who in the hell is Tom's cousin?! How are you?

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Suri is the cutest of all the celebrity babies, I must say! And she does have Tommy girl's blue eyes.

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Sure is sooo cute! Ok well that's it really...

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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008

I am always very surprised when I read comments saying that Tom is not Suri's father.
I am not a Tom or Katie fan, but I think Suri looks a hell of a lot like Tom. Especially the younger 'Risky Business' baby faced Tom Cruise.

I really think Tom is Suri's father.

However, I do think he is bat shit crazy, creepy, and looks like he could be a mean bastard.

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on August 8, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Btw, have we ever seen pictures of Katie at Suri's age. How can we be sure Suri isn't Katie's clone?

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Hmmmm. That's a good point! Very good point!

You know, I've always said I thought Josh H. was her daddy, but her eyes/nose look a LOT like Chris Kleins. She def. got her dark features from her mom, but Tom doesn't have squinty features. Chris does.

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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU

As much as I despise her 'dad,' Suri is pretty freaking adorable. She looks like a little firecracker.

The one thumbnail of Katie sitting with her on the swing is depressing. Katie looks so sad and lost. She is so trapped. Part of me feels really sorry for her, and the other part of me thinks she's really stupid for ever getting mixed up with that weirdo.

I feel bad for Suri because she's going to be forced into this cult. ugh.

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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU

Btw, have we ever seen pictures of Katie at Suri's age. How can we be sure Suri isn't Katie's clone?

Suri can be the Small Wonder Girl when they remake it into a movie

doesn't that kid look a little mature to be in a diaper??

Suri should give her mama some style pointers.

Suri is so cute. The older she gets, the more she looks like her real Daddy.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by lara on August 8, 2008 - 1:31pm.

LOL, it's not hard to fail at making a joke over the computer! =)
Sorry I sounded so bitchy. I get passionate about Britney and her complete failure as a mother and human being.

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

Suri = Vicki the Robot from Small Wonder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdukNkdPoEo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSvjqwJixw

Byeeeeeeee, Mrs, K!

lemme try this from Triscuit:

♥ Sm00cheS ♥

or something like that;s

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by Stoney on August 8, 2008 - 2:24pm.

Submitted by lara on August 8, 2008 - 1:04pm.

Are you blind? Jayden is clearly fucked up. I've always thought his condition had something to do with Brit's meltdown and the custody battle. Even Kevin's girlfriend came out saying she used to breastfeed him while drunk.

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umm..i don't know if he is sick, but i was just trying to make a joke saying he 's not retarded, he just looks like brit who herself doesn't look too good these days. i guess i failed

Wow... suri is a gorgeous little girl !! She's gonna grow up to be a knockout IMO.... dark hair, blue eyes... lovely combo !!!
And how CUUUTE is the 8th thumbnail... awww !!

Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 11:26am.

@Mrs. K:

I pronounce the defendant: Guilty. As charged.
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off with his head, I say!
hee hee hee
I'm outta here, kiddo
c u slutz l8ter

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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy

@Mrs. K:

I pronounce the defendant: Guilty. As charged.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 8, 2008 - 11:16am.

- hahahahaha...
Hi Slut!

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Hiya doll!
I am going to go float in the pool now.
MUAH.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy

Submitted by lara on August 8, 2008 - 1:04pm.

Are you blind? Jayden is clearly fucked up. I've always thought his condition had something to do with Brit's meltdown and the custody battle. Even Kevin's girlfriend came out saying she used to breastfeed him while drunk.

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 11:15am.

I walked into a Hooters once but I couldn't take the smell of skank. Or the food, actually.

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UGH! The greasy food smell is nauseating. I asked the waitress for an India Pale Ale and she had no idea what that was.
Hooters is headquartered in Clearwater, FL. So is the CO$. Coincidence? You do the math.
I rest my case.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy

Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 8, 2008 - 2:07pm.
I'll never EVER understand how people get sucked into cults. Even at my lowest, poorest most desperate time in my life I never though, "Gee, maybe I should join a cult!"
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Me neither, sister. Especially with all the poor press $cientology is getting these days. I guess I could understand if some backwoods hillbilly said, "Well, TARNATION, let's join me that thurr Scienceyology thang!" and joined out of pure ignorance. Or perhaps a child *cough SURI ET AL. cough* got sucked in by force through family ties... but otherwise... *shrug*

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Hi5.

Mrs.Kravitz on August 8, 2008 - 2:14pm.

P.S.
I went to a Hooters for the first time ever.
It was gross.

- hahahahaha...
Hi Slut!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 8, 2008 - 2:14pm.

P.S.
I went to a Hooters for the first time ever.
It was gross.
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Hey Mrs. K!
Having more fun than that I hope.
I walked into a Hooters once but I couldn't take the smell of skank. Or the food, actually.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 8, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 8, 2008 - 11:07am.

@Mrs.K: Dawwwww. May I still laugh and watch wistfully?
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OF COURSE!!!!!
I understand Jim's appeal...more so than anyone.
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Hurrah!
*bats her lashes like crazy at jim until he calls her a "FUCKING CUNT WITH A NAPPY HEADED HO HAIRSTYLE, GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUGLY BITCH" then proceeds to fall off her chair*

Nevermind, you can have him. D:
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Hi5.

P.S.
I went to a Hooters for the first time ever.
It was gross.

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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy

It's HOTTTT
But there's a pool.
I saw Albert Pujols hit a grand slam home run in Busch Stadium on Wednesday night.
THAT WAS FUN.
Tonight is family game night with the in-laws
WOOT WOOT WOOT
:)
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy

Submitted by FatMartha on August 8, 2008 - 2:07pm.

Oh, I don't think she is either. But she definitely looks... er... "speshul."

Well, that's a given...she's so overly sheltered to the point of scary (not that I can blame the parents to a certain extent with all of the pap bullshit) but yeah...something looks really off. I hope KatieBot blows a fuse and wakes up and rescues her innocent child from that cult shit before the kid turns into a full-on bot too. Hell, I'll put some money in the "Save Katie and Suri" hat for the deprogramming myself...

I'll never EVER understand how people get sucked into cults. Even at my lowest, poorest most desperate time in my life I never though, "Gee, maybe I should join a cult!"
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"I'd rather be feared than loved because at least fear warns you but love? -Love blinds you before you have a chance to even see it coming."

Submitted by FatMartha on August 8, 2008 - 11:07am.

@Mrs.K: Dawwwww. May I still laugh and watch wistfully?
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OF COURSE!!!!!
I understand Jim's appeal...more so than anyone.

I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry
I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm just a jealous guy.

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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy

Hi MrsK! How's the vacation going?

I don't think Suri has anything wrong with her....Jayden James, yes.

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Submitted by lara on August 8, 2008 - 1:04pm.

omg that's just cruel. there's nothing wrong with jayden, he just looks like britney :)

So does that mean that Lynn smoked, drank, & drugged thru her pregnancies too? Explains a lot ....
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