Congratulations Girlfriend!
Look outside your window! There's probably a beautiful rainbow in the sky! If you look closer, you'll see glittery unicorns jumping through it. What's the occasion? They are celebrating the birth of Clay Gayken's baby!!! Yes, the ginger gayelle with a penis is a mama je'e!
In case you blocked out the gory details, Clay Gayken's happy spermies (shudder) were used to knock up his best friend, 50-year-old Jaymes Foster. Jaymes is a chick.
Gayken's mommy confirmed the birth to WRAL.com. Jaymes and Gayken welcomed a baby boy at around 8:08 this morning in North Carolina. Okay, this is a sign of the apocalypse. Born on 8/08/08 at 8:08?!
They have named him Parker Foster Gayken. I mean, Aiken. He weighed in at 6 pounds 2 ounces. 6 + 2 = 8!!!! TAKE SHELTER!
When the baby came out and screamed "Ooooh! Slap me on the ass and call me Mary!", everyone knew he was Gayken's.
Gayken's mommy said that Clay is "smiling from ear-to-ear." That's because he's thinking of all the "It's a boy" cigars he's going to get from his friends. And by "cigars" I mean dicks.
Congrats to Gayken! He's going to make the sexiest lezzie mommy ever! By the way, I think the vaginas of hundreds of Claymates just exploded in their mom jeans. Clean up on aisle BARF!
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Gayken hurts my eyeballs. I can't stand his look or style or anything about him. Don't know why, but he gets under my skin with his fugness.
that 8 thing is fucked up. I bet there's some kind of weird prediction out there involving some sort of immaculate conception & the anti-christ which could be applied to this situation.
This is a very strange situation. I actually forgot he was "expecting."
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
The number 8 is a very lucky number in some cultures. I bought $8.00 worth of lotto tickets this morning playing what else the number 8. I hope I win something!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I seriously don't like the whole 08/08/08 date today. *please just let it pass*
I am nervously curious to know what society will be like when today's little kids are adults. "Blended family" will have a whole new meaning. Between gay marriages, friends with benefits, and other nontraditional relationships producing more kids together than ever. It ought to be interesting.
I wonder if it will make our society closer as a whole or WHAT.
Ugh, gross. You KNOW Clay demanded that he help deliver the baby and got his hands all up in her bidness. *having vomit times*
I can only imagine his reaction to Jaymes giving birth:
"Oooh icky-icky, I need a wet-nap and some Purell, A-SAP!".
Poor Parker *shakes head*.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
LOL@ "Mama je'e"!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I still don't get this situation.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Wow I totally forgot the Gayken was preggers. Yay for her! Him...er....uh...yah.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
HA jinx ;)
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
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6lbs 2 oz.. equals 8 also.. Freaky shit right there! I was nervous when I wrote 8/8/08 the first time this morning, thinking fuck.. When something like that comes up, I'm always nervous that we will get bombed again.. Isn't that sad.
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6 pounds 2 ounces.... 6+2 = 8 too, scary fuckers
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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