Morning Wood

Somebody needs to duct tape Miley's noise hole shut and beat her parents with a bottle of Jack in a sock until they die.

Also, WTF is W mag anyway? I mentioned in another post that I've received like 3 issues in my mailbox and don't subscribe to that shit. One issues has Kate Moss' bared throughout. Gross. As far as I could tell the mag was lame ass ads and Kate's ant bites.

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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 8, 2008 - 10:17am.

Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 9:12am.
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Morning my faverit Okietokie and Taco!

Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 9:12am.
Good call *cheers* She eats the heads alright! And swallows them.. Sometimes she doesn't even mate w/ them first..

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Any day that we are not presented with the danger of Wonky McValtrex mating is a potentially pleasant day.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Bridget looks very old in those pics (about Hugh's new gf) and

"Courtney Love says she will quit music"
she should have never started in the 1st place.

*wipes tear from eye*
Gwad I miss the Super Models....
Nadja was so fucking fierce.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by racketeer on August 8, 2008 - 9:10am.
Re Courtney Love: It's possible that her new album (assuming it ever gets released) will suck, but Hole deserves some respect. They even put out a song called "Teenage Whore," something I'm sure you lovely sluts can appreciate.

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I know that song. I think it's on the "Violet" single I have...good song.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Billy Corgan wrote pretty much every good song CL ever recorded. I love that crazy whore, but it's true.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Ugh I'm so fuckin tired of that stupid Kate, Nadja picture it was everywhere yesterday WTF DOES IT MATTER it's a STUPID picture on STUPID magazine that gives woman complexes. I don't see what a great tragedy is. Shut the fuck up Miley I had to go thru one teen booper era (Britney, nsync) I don't want to go thru another one, fuck music is such complete and utter SHIT today.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 8, 2008 - 10:10am.
Wonky McValtrex's comic book character should be "Praying Mantis." Gah, what's wrong with me? I just completely insulted an endangered species!

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Good call *cheers* She eats the heads alright! And swallows them.. Sometimes she doesn't even mate w/ them first..

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

TVGuide say Miley is worth 25 Million. YEP.. Eat that! What a lil whore! I hate her.. I mean, get some pride, her dad needs to put a stop to her picture taking and internet posing already..

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Wonky McValtrex's comic book character should be "Praying Mantis." Gah, what's wrong with me? I just completely insulted an endangered species!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Miley is a mess. She's another good expression of the silliness that teens are led to today. Why the hell does she need to think about what looks "sexy" on her? (ie being her own person.) Can't she be thinking about all the good she can do with that time on her hands...or taking some time to educate herself. 15 years old and she's talking about being sexy after breaking up with her BF of 2 years.

So much for childhood. Does anybody understand that childhood is fun too? And, while you're an adult for a good 60 some-odd years - you only get that first 20 to be a kid. We made it longer - can't they just enjoy it?

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Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Nadja Auerman was my favourite supermodel.

Re Courtney Love: It's possible that her new album (assuming it ever gets released) will suck, but Hole deserves some respect. They even put out a song called "Teenage Whore," something I'm sure you lovely sluts can appreciate.

Harumphs. I pointed out the Nadja/Kate thing here first yesterday, and now it's all over the 'Net. Maybe I should start a blog? LOL

in the destiny's child days, bouncy was brown...trickery is afoot...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

Um, there isn't even an argument, Beyonce is totally whitewashed AND that haircolor is disgusting. Is that blonde? Orange? Tangerine? Either way, it's nast.

You can tell that Miley is smug, obnoxious little bitch. I don't all the hype around the Jonas brothers. They'll probably grow up to like peen, anyway.

Wow that other cover is Fierce. haha, Cue Tyra "Fierce".

Miley Cyrus has multiple personalities if you ask me, lil slut

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;