Morning Wood

What in the hell is up with Holly's neck in that picture?

such a good call, i will never forget that nadja cover. you notice all the good stuff mk.

Ugh.

I hate that this new Hefner's chick's getting all this fucking buzz by people naive enough to think that just because her hair's natural that her personality is.

She's just as much of a gold-digger as, if not more than, the rest of them. She wants just as much attention and wealth as the rest of them do, and people are already kissing her ass.

Really, Hefner has nothing going for him except for money. He certainly has no charm or personality whatsoever, and I think this new girl only wants attention because she "stands out" (but not really).

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

what really makes me feel bad about the W people is not that is a rip-off of the Bazaar photo,but the fact that is from 94, meaning: they really thought they could pull it off by 2nd guessing no one would remember that issue or even care about it, so it's also an insult to those no-life who catch the rip-off on sight.

Also, what THE FUCK? is this how far cosmetics has come? same shit as 94? why are we spending so much fucking money on cosmetics if it's the same shit as always has. i'm upset, only because my mom is throwing away all my drinking money on fucking Clinique cosmetics, ...this whole no animal testing shit is bringing my social life DOWN.

BTW, fuck kate hudson, it's all her fault, everything's always her fault, it has to be, whores are always at fault.

ps: i love my expensive cosmetics.:), yet this whole W shit, it's la hudson's fault.

["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 8, 2008 - 11:14am.

Yeah, the single is an import. It's got an old Momento Mori photo of a little dead girl on the cover. I had to have it :)

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I have to say, you are awesome. :D

ZOMFG, I had a total fucking girl-bonder for Nadja Auermann back in the 90s. Her legs were ten feet long!

The Hefner story's nothing but publicity stunt bullshit, btw. Playboy always has the "new hotness" chicks stay in the Mansion during their initial push because it helps keep them available at a moment's notice. Holly and Hef aren't splitting up any time soon.

Kiss,
Fifi

"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."

I don't think Hef has has a brunette gf since Barbi Benton!

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It's about time Hef got a brunette and dumped that Holly Madison.

It's a sin and a goddamn shame to have had as much plastic surgery as she's had so young and still look only slightly better than SJP's barn patties.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Justina on August 8, 2008 - 1:28pm

I think Nadja fucked up her leg in a skiing accident. I remember seeing a picture of her with her leg all pinned and braced.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by luckycharms on August 8, 2008 - 10:57am.
Thank God Hef is dating a brunette. That whole blond shit got old years and years ago. It would be hysterical if he kicked those three skanks to the curb and brought in an Asian, African and a brunette caucasion.
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Hi5.

I did a google image search on Hef's new Ukranian brunette. She totally looks like the pre nose job & pre skeletal Angelina Jolie of the 90's.

PS - whatever happened to Nadja Auermann? She was a cool model. I liked her look. There aren't any models like that anymore.

Sheezis, Snortney sounds like she gargles with Liquid Plumbr

Scarjo may not have a pretty face but she's got one hell of a body on her and she's a good actress. well i guess its true what they say. you can't have it all.

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Professor Randy Paush

I don't think she even has blue eyes... Aren't they green?

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Sorry, Kate, but you can't pull off the Evil Elf look.

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"Everyone turned rather nasty at this point, especially when Chick suggested that Terri might like to fuck off to Forfar and do something illegal with a ferret."

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 8, 2008 - 11:01am.

Oh, good grief. Whatever you do, don't let him watch Sesame Street or he'll be counting all of your stuff all night long! Vun! Vun pair of shoes! ha ha ha ha!
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Batty batty batty batty batty batty batty Vun two tree batty batty batty batty batty batty Vun to tree
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 8, 2008 - 7:26am.

ScarJo is the luckiest bitch ever! I wouldn't have to fake sex scenes with Javier Bardem, that shit would be natural
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I'd do a scene with Penny......she's grown on me....she and Javier? oh yes!

Paris needs to die. STAT.

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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....

Nadja was the shit! Kate sit your ass down!

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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".

Professor Randy Paush

Submitted by racketeer on August 8, 2008 - 9:55am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 8, 2008 - 10:15am.

I know that song. I think it's on the "Violet" single I have...good song
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Wow, it's on a "Violet" single? It's been a while since I was a Holetard so my memory of Hole releases is a bit fuzzy, but I think you may have your hands on a special single. You could make some money off of that shit if you wanted to. Nice.

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Yeah, the single is an import. It's got an old Momento Mori photo of a little dead girl on the cover. I had to have it :)

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by LunaChick on August 8, 2008 - 10:25am.

I really don't talk to he mother much anymore - I can't passively sit by and watch her ruin her children's lives, because she wants to live vicariously through them, and she won't listen to anything I have to say about it.
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I can totally understand that. That would be hard to watch. At 7 my kid would "tell on" billboards that had the word "sexy" written on them and cover her face so she didn't have to see it - she considered it a swear. At 9, she doesn't want to think about anything "sexy"; she doesn't even want to see people kiss in movies - she'll tell you herself: she's not ready, it makes her uncomfortable.

To be honest, I just think it has a lot to do with underexposure. I didn't HIDE anything from her or pretend to be someone I wasn't but kids are pretty spaced out - it's not hard to be discrete.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

That doesn't even look like Kate Hudson - not that there's anything wrong with that.

How about "Malibu" by Hole?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeLXwFRKK_Y

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Esa canción está bien choteada.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 9:55am.
Suckers? Do they both have dinkies?
I plan on having lovely times... we'll see. Crackula discovered Count Chocula and has taken to rolling in the dirt and demanding that I call him Count Chocula now. He thinks it'll help his chances with the ladies.

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Oh, good grief. Whatever you do, don't let him watch Sesame Street or he'll be counting all of your stuff all night long! Vun! Vun pair of shoes! ha ha ha ha!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 8, 2008 - 10:46am.

I'm looking forward to drunken wedding times this evening! Two suckers...I mean...friends of mine are tying the knot. THEN we'll be having drunken hotel party times, so Basil Cecil and his new gf will have to fend for themselves, tonight. I left them some ground sirloin in the fridge and a dvd copy of Carnival of Souls, so they're good to go. Will you be having lovely weekend times? How about Count Crackula? Any dates with the ladies for him?
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Suckers? Do they both have dinkies?
I plan on having lovely times... we'll see. Crackula discovered Count Chocula and has taken to rolling in the dirt and demanding that I call him Count Chocula now. He thinks it'll help his chances with the ladies.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 8, 2008 - 10:15am.

I know that song. I think it's on the "Violet" single I have...good song
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Wow, it's on a "Violet" single? It's been a while since I was a Holetard so my memory of Hole releases is a bit fuzzy, but I think you may have your hands on a special single. You could make some money off of that shit if you wanted to. Nice.

I'm sorry, but i'd go gayelle for ScarJo. Bitch is hot

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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08

kates cover is airbrushed to hell.

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mas y mas..bow down, bitches!!!

Miley is the epitome of a prostitot. And annoying too.
"I like to be the girl who's hard to get" Riiiight

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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Miley is worse off than Britney! Holy shit! At least Britters knew to fucking lie through her cheeto stained teeth and say "Yeah...I'm a virgin". Miley can't keep her chipmunk cheeks shut or her phone camera off. She knows about being "sexy" at 15? Fuck, we all had our smug moments at 15 but what 15 year old's whole world revolves around being sexy?

This girl is DELUUUUSIONAL about her looks, too. Sorry Miley, I live in West Virginia and I see hotter trailer trash than you just about every single day, with much milder inbred features. I think her Daddy spent way too much time telling this girl how "pretty" she is.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 9:39am.
Tee hee! "What are YOOOOU lookin' at, Sugar Tits?"
Happy Friday Times to you too! Are you looking forward to sleep-in times, and no-work times, and junk food times, and sleepeover-times with Basil Cecil?

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I'm looking forward to drunken wedding times this evening! Two suckers...I mean...friends of mine are tying the knot. THEN we'll be having drunken hotel party times, so Basil Cecil and his new gf will have to fend for themselves, tonight. I left them some ground sirloin in the fridge and a dvd copy of Carnival of Souls, so they're good to go. Will you be having lovely weekend times? How about Count Crackula? Any dates with the ladies for him?

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 10:30am.

Oh may I borrow some of that tape, My vagina seems to be sagging a bit as well. Its pantiless day here, I want to look my best!
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For vaginal sag, I suggest stripless wax. If you put some either in between or on the outside of your girl mouth, it'll hold things in place. I could give you some jizz from my folding cup... that would hold things in place once it dried.

Cheers, islandgirl!
*sighing too*

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 8, 2008 - 10:29am.

Happy Friday times, sugar tits!
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Tee hee! "What are YOOOOU lookin' at, Sugar Tits?"
Happy Friday Times to you too! Are you looking forward to sleep-in times, and no-work times, and junk food times, and sleepeover-times with Basil Cecil?

If it's been said already sorry, but was Courtney Love EVER in music?

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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

Submitted by Deb on August 8, 2008 - 10:31am.
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You got that right!! *sigh*

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

DeeDee on August 8, 2008 - 10:26am.

ScarJo is the luckiest bitch ever! I wouldn't have to fake sex scenes with Javier Bardem, that shit would be natural!

- Dat is the truff right thar!
Sexy times.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

David Bowie nailed that look on the "Diamond Dogs" cover.
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/zimmer911/DavidBowie-DiamondDog...
He was prettier too.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 10:24am.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 10:21am.

@LCT.. Okietokie.. Me likey that! *dances around naked* oh that's fun too..
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Okietokienakey! Is it Boobs Out Day again today? Yippeeee!

*removes bra*
*tapes boobs in the process of sagging back up*

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Oh may I borrow some of that tape, My vagina seems to be sagging a bit as well. Its pantiless day here, I want to look my best!

Nadja Auermann's cover blows Kate's out of the water. Kate Hudson is no model. She has a flat pancake face. It took 5 pounds of blush and photoshop to give her the illusion of having cheekbones. They couldn't create cheekbones on that bitch if they carved them in with a box cutter.

Kate Hudson = blah

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 9:18am.
Morning my faverit Okietokie and Taco!

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Happy Friday times, sugar tits!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Nothing Miley Cyrus has to say is of interest to me, the overexposed little nitwit. I await the inevitable rehab/abortion/tell-all on her parents.

When will we stop glorification of white trash?

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Thank God Hef is dating a brunette. That whole blond shit got old years and years ago. It would be hysterical if he kicked those three skanks to the curb and brought in an Asian, African and a brunette caucasion.

ScarJo is the luckiest bitch ever! I wouldn't have to fake sex scenes with Javier Bardem, that shit would be natural!

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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville

Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM

Submitted by Sensimina on August 8, 2008 - 9:14am.
Billy Corgan wrote pretty much every good song CL ever recorded. I love that crazy whore, but it's true.

True about Billy, (after Kurt died).
Courtney doesn't have any plans to quit fame-whoring, unfortunately.
P.S. Love your avie. Freddy ruled.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 10:10am.

"...15 years old and she's talking about being sexy after breaking up with her BF of 2 years. So much for childhood. Does anybody understand that childhood is fun too?"

The sexualization of children sickens me. Why can't people understand they're just kids and they're not supposed to be "sexy"? This image is pushed on girls at a very young age - just look at those Slutz dolls.

I have a friend, who pushed on her daughter the importance of looks and being sexy. I took this girl to see Aaron Carter, when she was 9, and I had to tell her mother I wouldn't take her if she dressed her like a tart. She "toned it down" and this 9yo was still wearing makeup and a mini-skirt. 6 years later and she's now 7 months pregnant, at 15. The poor girl never had a chance. *sigh*

I really don't talk to he mother much anymore - I can't passively sit by and watch her ruin her children's lives, because she wants to live vicariously through them, and she won't listen to anything I have to say about it.

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Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 10:21am.

@LCT.. Okietokie.. Me likey that! *dances around naked* oh that's fun too..
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Okietokienakey! Is it Boobs Out Day again today? Yippeeee!

*removes bra*
*tapes boobs in the process of sagging back up*

I actually like Kate's better. The other one is creeping me out. Kate has the "I'm sly" look and the other has the "I want to steal your soul" look. eek!

@LCT.. Okietokie.. Me likey that! *dances around naked* oh that's fun too..

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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;