Candy Spelling To Tell All
In Tori the Hutt's first book, she talks a lot of shit about her mommy, Candy. YES, I read Tori the Hutt's book. I'm sorry, it was wrong of me, but I was taught that you have to keep your enemies close! Besides, it just confirmed my hate for her. HATE!
Anypiggyface, Candy will hopefully get back at Tori in her own tell-all. Candy told ET, "It's true. I am close to signing a deal to write a book. But everyone should hold on. I have lots of stories I've never told, and they will all be in my book! OINK OINK!" Okay, I added that OINK OINK at the end. It just seemed right.
Candy better devote at least 10 chapters to Tori the Hutt. On second thought, she should devote the entire book to her! Who cares about the stupid gift-wrapping room! I want to know all of Tori's deepest and darkest secrets. You know that bitch has Chronic Queef Syndrome. These are the kinds of things I neeeed to know!
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Lol! Now I'm just waiting for Liam & Stella 's picture book.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
I love Tori, And I think it is VERY wrong for her mom to write a freaking book if it is going to be about her daughter.. Her mom is crazy, but we all know how I feel about mommies.. So, Tori will have to come back w/ a Stori Telling 2 Die Mommy Die Edition.. Muahahahaha.. I must read the first Stori Telling book tho.. Someone buy it for me, please!
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I'm not in the mood to hear any more whining from the rich AND fug. My life has enough drama as it is.
Aaaaack! I just mentioned Tori on the Rumer Willis thread and now here she is uglifying my laptop screen! Damn you, Tori!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
While I am no fan of Tori the Hutt, I can see where she got the crazy from. You can see Candy is all cracked on Phen-Fen and brought little Tori as an accessory.
Tori NEVER had a chance in the looks department. There's not enough surgery on the planet.
Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on August 8, 2008 - 9:47am.
Sweet.
I already heard tranny Tori's side now I get to her her momma's side.
It's nice to see a family fight via books.
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Hahaha... their fights would be like, "Oh yeah? Well you just wait until the fall of 2010 to read what I have to say about THAT! It'll be coming to a bookstore near YOU, bitch!"
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I think her whole book could be two sentences: What was I gonna do? I mean, just LOOK at what I was dealing with.
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I just find Tori so boring. Meh. I'll save my samolians.
Sweet.
I already heard tranny Tori's side now I get to her her momma's side.
It's nice to see a family fight via books.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!