Candy Spelling To Tell All
In Tori the Hutt's first book, she talks a lot of shit about her mommy, Candy. YES, I read Tori the Hutt's book. I'm sorry, it was wrong of me, but I was taught that you have to keep your enemies close! Besides, it just confirmed my hate for her. HATE!
Anypiggyface, Candy will hopefully get back at Tori in her own tell-all. Candy told ET, "It's true. I am close to signing a deal to write a book. But everyone should hold on. I have lots of stories I've never told, and they will all be in my book! OINK OINK!" Okay, I added that OINK OINK at the end. It just seemed right.
Candy better devote at least 10 chapters to Tori the Hutt. On second thought, she should devote the entire book to her! Who cares about the stupid gift-wrapping room! I want to know all of Tori's deepest and darkest secrets. You know that bitch has Chronic Queef Syndrome. These are the kinds of things I neeeed to know!
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OMG, I thought at first that the little girl was Lily Allan!
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Leave my girl Tori alone! She has stepped up and made a life for the family she created...I think she did what she had to do to become herself..don't be a heartless queen.
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Oh sweet jebus I pmsl every time I read 'Tori The HUTT'! I feel sooooo mean because I actually don't mind Tori. She is quite a likable character. But the 'Jabba The Hutt' reference just kills me.
I'll admit my sense of humour is fairly juvenile but I don't care, it cracks me up lol!
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
Submitted by gucci on August 8, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Is it true that tori's father didn't leave her anything? why did this happen anyone know?
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No one is sure of why Tori only received $800,000 as stated in the will.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I understand the appeal of Tori's book but WTF do I want to know about Candy? Any stories she'd have would be about old people I could give two sh-ts about.
She's a vengeful women isn't she?
I haven't read Tori's book but it wouldn't amaze me if what she wrote is true. On her show she's always crying about how she wants a relationship with her mother but it seems like her mother doesn't give her the time of day. I wonder why she came out loving one kid more than the other.I mean how could you be jealous of your own kid?
I like that Candi doesn't give a rats ass about Tori and McDermslut. LMAO
They actually played the lottery on one episode of their show, and Tori's stupid, obnoxious 'friend' (ie. leech) had the nerve to say something to the effect of 'Well, if your mom had given you money, you wouldn't have to do this'. Her mom is not obligated to give any of those freaks anything.
Bunch of dumbasses.
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woof woof she looks just like this retarded girl who was in a gem of a movie called "caroline?"...uncanny really...
http://www.shawnphelan.com/shawn_photos/caroline2.jpg
What an unfortunate-looking family.
Bradiful Bitch:
so she did get something! so what the hell is she complaining about? maybe her dady wanted her to work for a living instead of living off his hard earned money maybe? or was he just a mean SOB?
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Hi Balenciaga!
I'm sure the 60 karat diamond earrings she wears did that to them...
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Look at Candy's fucking EARS!!! They look like rudders!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
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gucci on August 8, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Is it true that tori's father didn't leave her anything? why did this happen anyone know?
- I think she got like 800k. Why? Look at Candy, I'm surprised she hasn't met with an "untimely freak accident".
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Don't feel bad MK. I bought Nicole Richie's book, and read the whole thing.
Candy is an evil, greedy bug-eyed troll. Tori never stood a chance with this hag for a mom.
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
Is it true that tori's father didn't leave her anything? why did this happen anyone know?
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
If Candy has a room just for wrapping presents shouldn't some of us have received one by now?
whatta rip
WAIT!
You mean... Tori is NOT a natural blonde?
I have watched Tori and Dean's show and find them cute. I think I jumped the shark.
Typical kid who gets the trophy at the singing contest because daddy sponsored the event.
Meanwhile, all the little girls who lost are thinking "oh well, at least I don't have a lantern jaw."
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As soon as I saw this picture I thought it was Lily Allen.
Chronic Queef Syndrome aka ‘CQS’ is going to be the next biggest hypochondriac shit to hit since the advent of Carpal Tunnel, Irritable Bowel Syndrome and Fibromyalgia combined!
I kind of feel sorry for Tori because her dad didn't leave her a bazillion bux and her mom seems like a self-absorbed bitch who didn't like competing with Daddy's girl. Oh who am I kidding? I can't stand Tori or her a-hole mother.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Candy Spelling doesn't have enough money yet, so she needs to write a tell-all book? Bitch is vindictive.
Also, Candy has yet to give her son more then like a few hundred thousand of his part of the money, too. I seen that on TV the other day. fuckery..
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Geez!
Candy already you snubbed your daughter by taking most of the inhertence(sp) and now you write a book. You have more money than I will make in my life. Candy needs to take up a hobby she has too much time on her hands. I think Tori is trying to make a decent life for herself.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 8, 2008 - 9:34am.
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 10:21am
Tranny Insect times, Kafka missed out.
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True! These two are a goldmine of inspiration...even though the story wasn't lacking to begin with...
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Damn, Look at Candy's Evil Witch nails, even looks as if they are painted black and digging into Tori's side..poor thing. She's holding a blankie like Suri does, I bet she was on Barley water until then also.. Doo doo do doo.. *que twilight zone music*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I wonder what Candy's original schnozz looked like. The current one doesn't fit the face.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Sandbitch: Well, I needed an emetic. That did nicely.
I did like So NoTORIus. It was pretty entertaining, and I would venture to say closer to Candy than was admitted.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 10:21am
Tranny Insect times, Kafka missed out.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 8, 2008 - 10:26am.
Heehee, LCT. "OK then!! Meet me in front of the Barnes and Noble and I'll tell you what I said in Chapter Four! WHORE!!"
And it was great, thanks. There were a few bevvies involved. :)
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"Chapter four? Hell, I see your Chapter four and I RAISE you reading you my Prologue. So there BEEOTCH! Oh, and can I borrow $5,000? Liam needs a facelift."
Heehee, LCT. "OK then!! Meet me in front of the Barnes and Noble and I'll tell you what I said in Chapter Four! WHORE!!"
And it was great, thanks. There were a few bevvies involved. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Hey, I used to have bug eyes til' I got old. Big eyes rule over beady, little ones any day. Sorry but I'm on Tori's side...in general!
Submitted by islandgirl on August 8, 2008 - 9:50am.
Hahaha... their fights would be like, "Oh yeah? Well you just wait until the fall of 2010 to read what I have to say about THAT! It'll be coming to a bookstore near YOU, bitch!"
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How was Ireland? Did you have a kickass time?
"You know that bitch has Chronic Queef Syndrome."
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Submitted by Sandbitch on August 8, 2008 - 10:15am.
Have y'all seen the fucking pics of Tori & Dean playing dress up? Look what she did to Lucille!@!
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OK, that's just sacrilege. And could Dean be any oilier?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I'd love it if it actually said oink,oink.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 8, 2008 - 10:17am.
It seems Candy carries the Tranny gene.
She looks like a dude, a frat dude during hazing.
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AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA God does she ever. Tori carries the insect gene, obviously. God those bug-eyes freak me out.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 8, 2008 - 8:57am.
Tori looks like Don Knotts there.
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It seems Candy carries the Tranny gene.
She looks like a dude, a frat dude during hazing.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Geez,Tori is a minnie me of her hag mom.
My armchair diagnosis of why her mom hates her daughter is that deep down she hates herself and when she looks at her spawn she sees herself and takes her self loathing out on her own daughter.Ditto to what Oklahoma said.
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Have y'all seen the fucking pics of Tori & Dean playing dress up? Look what she did to Lucille!@!
Hold down your breakfast and enjoy.
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Awe, i think Tori was a cute kid.. Her brother on the other hand. Major dork!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
This woman has more money than Midas and lives in the largest mansion ever built in California that famously has a "present-wrapping room". Yeah, I'd sit around and write a book.
OMFG Tori Spelling was a truly ugly little girl.
This is the problem w/ her mom: My friend told me yesterday about a thereapist meeting that was about how Her mom hated her b/c of how her and her dad were super close. It made her (mom) angry, and made her not like her daughter. Fucking typical. It made me realize that this was prob what went wrong w/ me and my mom, well one of the 1000 reasons. But seems to be a similarity here!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Man bitch has always been fug. Kids are usually cuter than the adult version of themselves, but not this one. Joe Camel all the way!
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Why are my eyes continuously being raped this morning? I took one gander at this ungodly, hellish photo and now there's regurgitated egg all over my keyboard. What did we do to deserve such treatment? When will it END?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Tori looks like Don Knotts there.
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