Jewel Got Hitched
Jewel and her man of 10 years, Ty Murray, eloped to the Bahamas yesterday, so says People. She should have headed to the damn dentist instead and got that snagtooth situation worked out. I kid. I actually like homegirl's bottle opener teefs.
Jewel's spokesbitch said, "She wore a traditional wedding gown, while Ty wore his favorite blue jeans, white shirt and cowboy hat. The couple is very happy and look forward to enjoying their honeymoon." He went on to say that when they kissed, Ty got stuck on Jewel's snagtooth, so they had to go to the hospital.
These two are kind of a better looking Squinty Zellweger and Kenny Chesgay. And Squinty and Kenny eloped to the Caribbean too. Jewel and Ty are copy catters!
Since they eloped, does this mean she's carrying a baby jewel in her belly? If she's having a baby, she better name that kid after a gemstone! I like Tiger's Eye the best.
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You don't know her well if you dismiss it this way. 0304 was a real faux pas, but all of her other albums ( a total of 5, excluding 0304) have loads of good songs.
But she's really GREAT when she's on stage, she's a good writer and performer - really, look on YouTube for songs like Rosy and Mick, Violet Eyes, The New Wild West, A Long Slow Slide etc etc.
She's no Chestica Simpson at all.
I like her snaggle-tooth so much better than Kiki's though...
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amen buddy! people are like all excited over this shit. umm ok who cares, since when is jewel relevant? haha
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NOT getting that toof fixed is as much pretense as anything as this no-talent does. I hope her being in the news doesn't mean we have hear again that story about her dumpster diving, living in a car, and douching at the local carwash.
That toof is distracting and the groom looks alittle S L O W
My poor Ty! Age is not treating him well. Mebbe he needs to go back and win some more all-arounds to cheer him up? He's 2 years away from hounddog face.
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jewel is still so pretty... snaggle-toothe and all.
I think if she has a girl she should name it Citrine. Just not Amber or Crystal, yuck.
That guy is NOT cute. He must have a hell of a personality. I like her crooked tooth. When Cher and Elliot Yamin got theirs fixed, something inside me died.
I always loved how Jewel whored out shamelessly when her albums didn't sell and became just another pop tart getting sprayed by fire hoses in her music videos, only to then claim it was all "ironic" when that didn't get the cash flowing. Then she had to take a break from her busy fledgling acting career. Now she's southern. Really, she's just Jessica Simpson with a greater affinity for pretense.
He looks mentally challenged.
I've hated Jewel ever since she got money to write poetry. So frustrating when real poets struggle like crazy to get some love. The least she could have done was made it good and started a movement - but no. That just sucks ass.
I'm gonna go look for that SNL, dreamhypnotique - thanks for the heads up.
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luck and luv to them.. (not liking her new songs though, stick to pop babe)
It's a good thing his hat curls in just the right spot or she'd have a permanent headache.
Good luck to the happy couple.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
Remember a long time ago when Saturday Night Live totally dissed Jewel's coffee table poetry book?
The animated donkey was pretending he liked it as she was narrating, but once she turned her back he brayed "this sucks".
Anyway I always thought Jewel pulled off the nouveau hippie effect much better than any of the new fakes.
I kind of like how she refuses to do anything about her teeth -- she's like "f--k you, you know you like it"
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Well, congrats to them!
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Wow this brings back memories of how much I wanted to go to Lilith Fair damn I was lame.
Pretty hair, wonder if the cuffs & calors match.
DAMN, he's fug! I have to say congrats to Jewel, she always seemed like a nice person.
I like Jewel. She doesn't seem like she takes her celebrity too seriously, and also likes to do REGULAR people stuff, you know... like WORKING around her house and ranch. Have to appreciate down to earth character. AND she is truly talented.
Also, in a world of glow in the dark veneers and orange tans, her snaggletooth is refreshingly natural.
OMG! This is awesome! Jewel and Ty Murray live in my town (Stephenville, TX). My husband built one of their ranch homes. I have seen them around town a couple of times. They are very nice people. YAY for them! =)
good for them...jewel doesn't annoy me...i wish the couple well
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I hope someone read one of her long poems during the service. If Ty endured that, the marriage may last.
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I'm not usually so superficial, but, I gotta say that her teeth always bothered me terribly. I think she is just so pretty, until she opens her mouth. A year or two in braces and it would make all the difference in the world.
Of course, it might affect her singing, so maybe that is why she never did it.
The snaggle teeth are fine. The music? Not so much.
Jewel rocks. I will forgive her for that shitteous pop album she made with that shitteous "Intuition" song in it, the razor comercial song...UGH hated that song.
And congrats for eloping. That's the way to go.
Weddings are way to expensive nowadays. I've postponed mine this year. We borke yo!
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I love jewel! I remember buyin her cd when I was 13 and loving every song on it! Oh and who cares if she doesn't have perfect teeth she is still beautiful! Beauty is more then just being perfect!
i like her first album... then she went trying to be a sex symbol(record company, i know)but yet, i've always found her attractive.. i'm soo conflicted... meh, congrats to the marriage
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Congrats!!
Leave alone her snagtooth, tons better than the "perfect" looking muppets we see eveyday. She doesn't want to fix it.
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The could name it Tygers eye... get it? Ty?
i thought it was a nice compromise
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No no. If it is a girl, they will name it Crystal. They will think it's cute, but the rest of us will think they're retarded.
If it's a boy, it'll be... Rock.
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He's hot. I'd tap it.
I love her snaggle teeth! And Ty Murray is a championship bullrider. Can you imagine him in the sack?!?! Good choice Jewel!
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I always liked Jewel. I was like ten when she came out and I thought she had the biggest boobs ever.
Her husband was/is a bullrider. He used to be kinda hot, but now he's rocking sort of an "I'm made from silly putty" face.
She's probably knocked up because these two have been together for-ev-er. I thought they were already married.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Cowboy dude looks... slow.
I never could figure out Jewel's teefs either. She could afford to get those suckers fixed.
My grandma's name was Jewell. I would've name a kid after her but then this woman popped up.
The could name it Tygers eye... get it? Ty?
i thought it was a nice compromise
Redneck Wedding!
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I am going to hear some old Jewel music to celebrate the snagg toofs to lil' cowboy wedding
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"She wore a traditional wedding gown, while Ty wore his favorite blue jeans, white shirt and cowboy hat. The couple is very happy and look forward to enjoying their honeymoon."
Bitch should of known his wardrobe was a sign to walk her ass back down the isle alone.
She get's her and her snagtooth ass dressed up and he dresses like he's about to film Brokeback Mountain 2?
Hellz no!
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I've always liked Jewel and I've always thought her teefs were cute.
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Isnt he some sort of ex-famous bull rider?
BTW: I like her snaggle toofs
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