Friday, August 8th 2008
Hot Sluts Of The Day!
Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying, and Nini - The official Olympic mascots! The slut in the middle is obviously my favorite. I mean, bitch has red hair.
The opening ceremony for the Olympics starts tonight. I'm sure most of you will be glued to your TV all weekend. Shit, for the next three weeks or however the hell long it lasts. I mostly just watch women's gymnastics and men's swimming. If speedos are involved. I'll watch.
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That's weird MK, those are the only two I watch as well. I also find men in speedos strangely alluring, also the same reason for checking out men's diving, especially if you watch carefully for the balls dropping as they jump off the board...heheheh...i said balls...
Your face!
The Olympics are nothing but a steroid fueled freak show. I'll stick to the clean sports like football and baseball.
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wow a red-headed asian.... slap a pair a' tits on it and it would be my husbands fantasy
Beibei is a hot bitch.
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Hell yeah the Olympics are here and im gonna watch it!!
Awww, they aren't so bad. I guess I'm in the minority--I've loved watching the Olympics since I was a kid and am actually looking forward to this one because of all the controversy surrounding Beijing. Sure beats the hell out of the shit that passes for programming nowadays.
I thought Anderson Cooper would be your Hot Slut of The Day MK..
and quoting Regina on August 8, 2008 - 11:25am.
"I can not believe you made a reference to red hair and not mention chicken cutlets"
thats what I thought too. I mean I'm totally thinking bout chicken cutlets when MK mentioned red hair
Gosh, the Olympics has new versions of the Teletubbies!
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My friend is there for work all month and he said he went to a Sex in the City-themed bar where for some reason they serve microwave popcorn.
Yay for the Olympics. Here's the
Welcome to Beijing Song with Translated Lyrics
I don't watch the games, but those mascots are pretty damn cute!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I don't care about the Olympics either...I am just glad it is now, so it doesn't interrupt good prime time TV....
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I can not believe you made a reference to red hair and not mention chicken cutlets.
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@Yourmom, Here, You dropped your nasal spray.. I thought you sounded a lil stopped up. That reminds me of the movie Stand by Me, when Vern is on the train tracks and he falls, and that comb falls out of his pocket, and he turns around and says "I lost the comb".. I love that movie!
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IG! One of my favorite dlisters! Let's break out the booze & have a party. All dorks welcome.
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 9:42am.
@YourMom, Why are you calling yourself a dork and not a nerd? Your high waisted pants aren't THAT bad, I mean I'm sure there is a flood coming thru soon enough. You'll be prepared and the rest of us will get the bottom of our jeans wet. lol
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That's right--I always come prepared, and that's why I wear a pocket protector! Buuuuuttttt...I don't know if I could technically be called a nerd anymore, because I traded in the bandaged glasses for contact lenses. Not to mention the fact that my bf's been calling me a dork for two an a half years...
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@YourMom, Why are you calling yourself a dork and not a nerd? Your high waisted pants aren't THAT bad, I mean I'm sure there is a flood coming thru soon enough. You'll be prepared and the rest of us will get the bottom of our jeans wet. lol
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dramaqueen365247 on August 8, 2008 - 10:36am.
I will not be watching either. If that makes me a dork, so be it.
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Well then honey, we both be dorks.
*pulls up a chair next to dramaqueen*
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 8, 2008 - 8:36am.
Thank you for not watching! =D
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I will not be watching either. If that makes me a dork, so be it.
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I will not be watching the games. Go ahead and roll your eyes; I'm a HUGE dork, I know it!
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The red one looks like Suri Cruise.
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Pretty sure for the New York olympics they should just use Ronald McDonald and friends.
I feel like I'm the only one that could give a fuckin shit about the Olympics.
the blue one looks like it needs a hug. poor thing. the green on the far right looks stoned.
the orange one is pissing me off.
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Those things are way cuter than the stupid mascot they had at the Atlanta Olympics. I went there with my dad and that stupid fucking thing was everywhere. Some fat blue blob with a horn, I mean, wtf is that?
♥♥♥♥ Not to mention, the pick up trucks during the opening ceremonies.... let's really play up the stereotypical Southern and play Dueling Banjo's for the background music. ( insert huge eye roll here )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyKvD-4IxOY
Just Like A White Winged Dove
One of the divers that's been getting press has the UGLIEST Olympic rings tat on his pelvis...his body is so hot and then it looks like a two year old tried to draw the rings logo on him with markers.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Jesus. They're not over yet? I feel like I've been hearing about them for months.
I like the gymnastics too, and the diving. That friggin stadium they built looks hideous, like they put up scaffolding and forgot to build the actual stadium.
I hate to burst your bubble MK, but the swimmers wear some kind of state-of-the-art unitard now. I think the divers still wear speedos though.
I'm anxiously awaiting the next winter olympics. I love curling!!!!
Those things are way cuter than the stupid mascot they had at the Atlanta Olympics. I went there with my dad and that stupid fucking thing was everywhere. Some fat blue blob with a horn, I mean, wtf is that?
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
They all look a little... "slow."
I'll at least watch the opening ceremonies tonight. That's the most exciting part. Plus, then I will feel like I have done my American duty to cheer on our bitches, even though I will inevitably fall asleep 15 minutes into the show.
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aww I prefer Nini. Seriously though, the olympics in China are a disgrace.
Who am I kidding - I'll still watch the mens swimming & gymnastics though.
I already have some pain relieving cream for your back, just in case!
Submitted by DeeDee on August 8, 2008 - 7:30am.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Huanhuan is the hottest Olympic mascot I've seen in years! I love the Olympics! During the games, I delude myself into thinking I can attempt back hand springs or swan dives. Don't be surprised if I end up in the emergency room.
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they still do the Olympics?!... hhmm.. learn somethin' new every day
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This is like the fucking Teletubbies. Fuck that shit. (why the hell am I awake at this hour?)
...I think the reason MK like the one in the middle is b/c it' 'flaming;.... hahahahahahhahaaaaa...
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I like, I'd guess you'd call it the logo - the red thing, but the mascots are retarded.
Percentage of Olympics coverage I intend to watch? 0%
The green one needs to whoop some ass because that little panda ho stole it's weave.
I give the green one permission to cut a ho!
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Good morning, D-Listers!
I'm sure IslandGirl will be thrilled to know that even the Chinese love a good ginge!
Nevertheless, these things are kinda creeptacular. Except for the panda. He's fuckin' adorable.
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Hi5.
This holds zero appeal for me unless we start kicking some ass! Yes, I am shallow :)
I like the flamer...flame on biotches!!!
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I think I like the Panda (Jinjin?) the most, I have this think for pandas and penguins...anything with a p....maybe penis counts as well.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
back in the days of the vcr , i had one that could play in reverse in the same speed as watching a video normally and i used to watch the olympics backwards. it was fucking mindblowingly amazing.
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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