Irv Needs His Own Show
Yes, I know Irv Richards is wearing his celly on his waistband. He's the only one allowed. He needs his hands free at all times to slap Denise Richards in the mouth if need be.
Irv has become the breakout star of Denise Richards' reality show "I'm Constipated." That's why they should give him his own show since Denise's show is facing cancellation. Star Magazine claims that the show will probably not see a second season due to shitty numbers.
A source said, "The numbers started out pretty good -- just over 1.5 million tuned into the premiere episode. But the audience has dropped off. Denise has turned into an unappealing reality star." This is Denise Richards we're talking about. She's about as pleasant as a salad tossing from a cactus.
The source went on to say that viewers complained when Denise used the "cunt" word. "Viewers were disgusted that a mother of two young girls would use such foul language." That's funny, because that's when I got on the Denise slutwagon. She brought the word "cunt" back into my life. I try and use it as much as possible now. I don't even know my dog's anymore. I just say, "Come here, Cunt." I'm joking! Put down the phone to Peta. You know how they are.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on August 7, 2008 - 6:36pm.
What the hell is MK doing posting stories this late. He's probably planning to get fucked tonight and won't roll out of the bed until 10-11 a.m., and if he leaves us a few extra threads we won't notice.
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*sigh* Yet another reason for me to be pissed off that I have to be at work at 8am.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
What the hell is MK doing posting stories this late. He's probably planning to get fucked tonight and won't roll out of the bed until 10-11 a.m., and if he leaves us a few extra threads we won't notice.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I love Irv. He deserves his own show. He's great with those little girls, but they're scared to death of that tramp of a mother. I know he's wondering how his daughter turned out to be such a trashy whore. I watched one episode and couldn't make it through the whole thing...never again. THIS is why I don't like TV, except for TCM and tru TV and I can't even stand the "reality" shows on tru.
THESE STUPID SHOWS ARE GETTING CANCELED BECAUSE EVEN THE LOSERS WHO WATCH THIS SHIT GET SICK OF WATCHING THESE NO-TALENT, D-LIST 'CELEBS' COMPLAIN AND SHOP ALL FUCKING DAY!!
Submitted by Euphoria on August 7, 2008 - 6:33pm.
I know he's wondering how his daughter turned out to be such a trashy whore.
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That's gotta be disheartening.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
It's pretty pathetic when you're trying to be taken seriously as an actress and you can't even hold together a fkn reality show.
Even Wonky McValtrex's reality crap show lasted longer, but I accredit that to plain old morbid curiosity.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
My X-ray glasses are obviously fake, but I'm going to go out on a limb and commit to saying she has a huge rubber dildo in the shopping bag.
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she can say whatever the hell she wants, but really, do i have to hear about it?.... cancellation as soon as possible, please
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
I love that this show is bombing. Maybe Denise will get the message she's a talentless twat whose only asset is her face. And that won't last long if she keeps doing blow.
Being a mother makes one less prone to using foul language? The average television viewer is an idiot.