Irv Needs His Own Show
Yes, I know Irv Richards is wearing his celly on his waistband. He's the only one allowed. He needs his hands free at all times to slap Denise Richards in the mouth if need be.
Irv has become the breakout star of Denise Richards' reality show "I'm Constipated." That's why they should give him his own show since Denise's show is facing cancellation. Star Magazine claims that the show will probably not see a second season due to shitty numbers.
A source said, "The numbers started out pretty good -- just over 1.5 million tuned into the premiere episode. But the audience has dropped off. Denise has turned into an unappealing reality star." This is Denise Richards we're talking about. She's about as pleasant as a salad tossing from a cactus.
The source went on to say that viewers complained when Denise used the "cunt" word. "Viewers were disgusted that a mother of two young girls would use such foul language." That's funny, because that's when I got on the Denise slutwagon. She brought the word "cunt" back into my life. I try and use it as much as possible now. I don't even know my dog's anymore. I just say, "Come here, Cunt." I'm joking! Put down the phone to Peta. You know how they are.
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Submitted by letinstar on August 7, 2008 - 10:17pm.
cancel this shit and take the 60 year old lohan and her stage mother white oprah with it...
Yeah but, maybe there is new hope with Lispy and her thinging career.
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cancel this shit and take the 60 year old lohan and her stage mother white oprah with it...
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@Zeppelin fans.
I LUVS Zeppelin! I used Zeppelin to convince my conductor that rockers DO make real music. He believes me now! You know that three things/desert Island game...? water, fruit and an MP3Player filled with Zeppelin tunes, dude. I'll be back home in no time;)
So lucky, luckycharms, to see them live!
I am so jellus:(
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What a bunch of whiny assholes! I'm sure the word cunt has never dirtied their virgin ears before. I would have called that woman a cunt too!
ahh, Led Zepplin's the song remains the same.
good jr high times, good times.
on topic, Denise needs someone to slap the shit out of her. she's a usless ho trying to suck fifteen more minutes out of her so called fame.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Radio Siren...I am the hugest Led Zeppelin fan that has ever walked the face of this earth. If you don't have their concert movie, The Song Remains the Same, on DVD, get it. Plant in all of his bellowing bravato, Page playing that guitar like it is noone's business, Jones strumming that bass like a genious, and the best purcussionist in the world, Bonhamn. They were extreme musical geniouses, and I will never back down from that opinion.
Submitted by radio siren on August 7, 2008 - 10:00pm.
On the radio today they played "Stairway to heaven". Even though I've heard that song a million times, it's still great to listen to.
OT: I cunt understand why they would cancel her show.
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Waddyamean? She didn't SPELL it? If she'd spelled it her numbers would be great, I'm sure! She is SO intriguing, after all!
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Submitted by AmyWino on August 7, 2008 - 7:02pm.
I saw this in the lovely blue recent comments and thought *I weel have to cut a beesh* and pluck out all my eyebrows.
Whew. Crisis averted.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
You're such a Cunt, MK!
Just Kidding!!!! :P
For luckycharms. :)
This photo always reminds me of my mama...she was a huge Zeppelin fan back in the day. You're unbelievably lucky to have been able to see them live! I was dying to go to their recent London show, but I just couldn't make it happen.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Salem13 summed up my feelings about her show. I managed about 10 minutes and felt my IQ plummet.
Jussayin, please don't insult Stephen King like that.
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Radio Siren....Where is your hot Robert Plant avie. I miss that. My big brother took me to see them in concert in 1975, the mose glorious show on earth, and damn can Jimmy Page pick that guitar.
her dad looks like Stephen King
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where's my sauce, bitch?
Submitted by girl_cheese on August 7, 2008 - 5:00pm.
OnTopic: I knew there was a reason I liked Den-Den. My mom used to swear like a goddamned sailor from the time I was born until ... much later - until she got religion. Now she just calls everyone an asshole (my avie is dedicated to mom_cheese)
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Hahahaha, my mom also "found" Jesus...so now she calls herself a "cussing Christian." I like that religion hasn't changed her to the point where she's stopped letting out a long string of Spanish curse words when she's pissed. The hilarious thing about her billingual cussing is that she's one of the whitest people on Earth but she has the accent down perfect. I think she only curses though, for the most part, when she has a bad temper flare.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
wouldnt ever let you down Slutts~ No lie. Its ALWAYS a circus here. My house makes Growing Up Gotti look like kindercare.
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I wish I had a circus in my house, it is like a Goddamn morgue in here. Some asshole aquaintence decided to send me a flash screamer e-mail last night with the exorcist face popping up and I think you could hear my screams echoing throughout this tomb.
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 7, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Forget about Denise Richards, I think we should stick the cams on luckycharms and Balenciaga Bitch, both sound far more entertaining
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I wouldnt ever let you down Slutts~ No lie. Its ALWAYS a circus here. My house makes Growing Up Gotti look like kindercare.
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MK~ 07/01/08
Forget about Denise Richards, I think we should stick the cams on luckycharms and Balenciaga Bitch, both sound far more entertaining.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on August 7, 2008 - 8:50pm.
BWHAHAHAAAAAHA!!! Im ROLLING!!!! I was corporate for a few years, and now im a luck stay at home mom with a rich hubby, but this brought back the BEST memories EVER! ROFLMFAO~
**Clinks Voddie Glass**
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I'm a stay at home to with a rich hubby who works about 70 hours a week, and no kids. Jesus, there is nothing to do after a while, and I bet I have the absolute cleanest house on the planet, because that is all there is to do is clean. Probably has a lot to do with why my ass is on this site. Ok, I tried to dry out today, but I am having a tumbler full of vodka, NOW.
I had a feeling this show would be axed. I got a long long survey from E about it about 6 weeks ago.
I wouldn't mind working with someone who's doing little bottles every now and then, as long as we're not running a day care or something ... wait, if we were running a day care, I'd be doing little bottles, too ... let's see, what kind of job do I care about ... I'll have to work on this one
OnTopic: I knew there was a reason I liked Den-Den. My mom used to swear like a goddamned sailor from the time I was born until ... much later - until she got religion. Now she just calls everyone an asshole (my avie is dedicated to mom_cheese)
Gee, I dont see a problem here. Denise has a cunt, she uses her cunt, is a cunt and every gets upset because she says 'Cunt'? ? ?
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 7, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on August 7, 2008 - 8:17pm.
There is a very fine art to drinking at work. Keep it to vodka because that smells the least. Have little, tiny amounts periodically, just enough to float your bac at around .02 to .03. And remember, alcohol is small amounts is a stimulant, so don't walk around the office too fast and be careful not to have a great big smile plastered on your face.
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Is that you Fred, the security guard.
I just drink 2 mini bottles in my car, but only on Friday morning; unless it's Birthday Cake Wednesday, then I'll have 1 or 2 that's stashed in my backpack after lunch and before cake. And sometimes on Thursday, I will have 1-2 around 4:00 because it's "Downtown Live" from April-Sept every Thursday outside the building, and the music is so loud and distracting. But that's the only time I drink on the job, what you're describing is someone that may have a drinking problem. *winks at luckycharms and prints out suggestions for later reference
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BWHAHAHAAAAAHA!!! Im ROLLING!!!! I was corporate for a few years, and now im a luck stay at home mom, but this brought back the BEST memories EVER! ROFLMFAO~
**Clinks Voddie Glass**
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
This show is even more unbearable than Sunset Tan, which is saying something.
Submitted by luckycharms on August 7, 2008 - 8:17pm.
There is a very fine art to drinking at work. Keep it to vodka because that smells the least. Have little, tiny amounts periodically, just enough to float your bac at around .02 to .03. And remember, alcohol is small amounts is a stimulant, so don't walk around the office too fast and be careful not to have a great big smile plastered on your face.
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Is that you Fred, the security guard.
I just drink 2 mini bottles in my car, but only on Friday morning; unless it's Birthday Cake Wednesday, then I'll have 1 or 2 that's stashed in my backpack after lunch and before cake. And sometimes on Thursday, I will have 1-2 around 4:00 because it's "Downtown Live" from April-Sept every Thursday outside the building, and the music is so loud and distracting. But that's the only time I drink on the job, what you're describing is someone that may have a drinking problem. *winks at luckycharms and prints out suggestions for later reference*
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. Is she single now? Just curious!
Submitted by DivasGone on August 7, 2008 - 8:20pm.
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Oh DivasGone, finally someone that I can understand, we must be from the same cuntry.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by DivasGone on August 7, 2008 - 5:20pm.
I'm still trying to figure out your suggestion that some women have more than one cunt.
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I wonder if they have CliffsNotes for these reality shows so I could discuss them more knowledgeably when the topic comes up.
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Shes got a Boston Terrier....thats the only reason I watch!
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MK~ 07/01/08
Then you are allowed to use the word "pussy", but only after 8:00 pm EST. It's in the handbook, page 9.
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Why, thank you, Slutts. I must've skipped that page. I personally cunt believe that a mother of two would ever allow that word to flow from her lips. Some people should be told that they cunt have kids. I cunt imagine using that word so freely. I just cunt.
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 7, 2008 - 7:53pm.
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Me too, but thankfully tomorrow's Friday, and Friday means "muffin morning". And by muffin morning, I mean that I bring muffins into the office after I empty a couple of mini-bottle inside my car. No one notices the booze breath when there's blueberry muffins to be eaten.
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There is a very fine art to drinking at work. Keep it to vodka because that smells the least. Have little, tiny amounts periodically, just enough to float your bac at around .02 to .03. And remember, alcohol is small amounts is a stimulant, so don't walk around the office too fast and be careful not to have a great big smile plastered on your face.
What? So that's the end of this fuckery? And just when I was starting to like Denise Richards...What a shame...
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Submitted by islandgirl on August 7, 2008 - 8:04pm.
"I can curse as good as the next fish wife/truck stop hooker".
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What does my choice in career have to do with this thread?
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I always wanted Casper Van Dien to shoot her in the face in Starship Troopers, or chop off her hair and make a mustache toupee out of it.
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Submitted by DivasGone on August 7, 2008 - 8:07pm.
So wait? If you're a mother of two, you can't use the word cunt?
Hmm... well, what if you just have one?
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Then you are allowed to use the word "pussy", but only after 8:00 pm EST. It's in the handbook, page 9.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
*handing Slutts my Sharpie* While you're at it Slutts, black out a couple of her teeth and draw a moustache.
I know right, IG. FUCK!
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Thank goodness Henry Miller never had his own reality show.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
So wait? If you're a mother of two, you can't use the word cunt?
Hmm... well, what if you just have one?
Just a question.
I caught an episode of this the other day, and I was surprised by how much she swears. Every second word was beeped out. I can curse as good as the next fish wife/truck stop hooker, but there is no fucking need for that, for fuck's sake. Fuckers.
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"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
One more thing, seeing Denise with the logo "Choose Juicy", makes me want to take a Sharpie and write "Cunts" onto that bag.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
i like her & her naughty words
her father is a handsome man, he is also patient to put up with his daughters bullshit.
the show is unappealing because dr is a vapid, ungrateful retard with no life.
I really dont like this woman , im surprised that someone could make charlie sheen look like the sane person on the a relationship , Saying you think your ex-husband molested your daughter fot tv-ratings is low , Irv is hot slut material
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
her show sucks? well DUH!!
more money and time wasted, thankfully not mine!
starving kids in the world and someone gave this cunt a check for this shit...
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where's my sauce, bitch?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 7, 2008 - 7:39pm.
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Me too, but thankfully tomorrow's Friday, and Friday means "muffin morning". And by muffin morning, I mean that I bring muffins into the office after I empty a couple of mini-bottle inside my car. No one notices the booze breath when there's blueberry muffins to be eaten.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Her dad looks like a nice, adverage, well, dad. Wonder what the hell happened to her.
I tried to watch one episode of the show and couldn't get past 5 minutes. Between her fucking annoying laugh, repating how she was one of the Bond girls, was in WILD THINGS and her holier then thou attitude I'm glad her dumb ass show is bombing I love how Chelsea Handler made fun of her on her show. Also Denise Richards COLON It's Complicated.