Tater In NYC
Rumer Willis rolled out of bed and took the sheets with her to shop in NYC yesterday. That curtain crap she's wearing is not flattering. Whatever that pillow case bullshit is, she needs to button it up! I can see her "squirrel covers," as Harry Connick Jr. in "Copycat" would say.
Tater Head is in my fair hamlet to promote that "House Bunny" movie she's in. Beverly D'Angelo is in that shit show, so it's a must see.
Since we're on the subject of Tater Head, a while ago someone e-mailed me a video with the subject "Rumer?" in it. I opened it and nearly swallowed my tongue whole. And I thought I had the heart of Satan. The video is extremely NSLF! Click here if you choose to watch it and if you do, stay until at least the 10 second mark. I know I'll be punished for this.
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If she had any talent, she could be a passable Hatchet-Face from
Cry-Baby starring the awesomeness that is Johnny Depp.
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Tater, Tater, Tater... forcing yourself on the world once again I see.
If you are going to do this, the world should at least be able to say, "she has the chin of a heavyweight and the head of a King Edward, but the girl sure knows how to wear a frock".
--thanks awfully--
oh shit ;/ why did i click there?! i just had dinner. i feel nauseous now *trying hard not to puke*.
So, would that mess be considered a fupa or a gunt? Actually, I don't care. I just like saying fupa and gunt.
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PLEASE let that be her drawers under there and not the faint outline of pubies.
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What is NSLF???
and WTF is she wearing!
mitted by dreamhypnotique on August 7, 2008 - 6:32pm.
She could crush a rebellion with that chin.
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She could also serve a large meal on that tray.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She could crush a rebellion with that chin.
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The only thing that would be flattering on her is a burka.
what the hell is going on in that AA ad to the side? why must their ads be so overly sexualized???
that video is all sorts of nasty and wrong
I don't think that Rumer is ugly, she just needs to stop trying to be famous. We have enough dumb vaginas.
That guy walking with Rumer is actually sexier than her.
Submitted by rcinvb on August 7, 2008 - 7:17pm.
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Lick your arm...you might have also been turned to a pillar of salt! LOL! ☺
Wow there ain't enough unicorn chasers in the world to unsee what I have seen.
looks saggy.
the fabric is too sheer to be worn without proper undergarments, her black thong can be seen underneath the tunic.
sloppy.
I like this hair style on her if she stopped dressing like Hohan and trying to be famous, she would be ok
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 7, 2008 - 7:17pm.
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You beat me to it...MK's probably been drinking and he meant NSFL (Not Safe For Life or IMO, a LIFETIME). LOL! ☺
The video person is like the genetically-combined love clone of Chrissy Crocker and Rumer. And I've never seen someone give the money shot onto their own face while also doing the filming. He can really keep production costs low on his porn with such a small staff.
Just like those Bible people that were told not to look at that burning pile of salt or whatever it was, I looked. Now I am blind. Not sure if I am typing this correctly or not. I am blind.
I like to think that the real Rumer's dick is bigger than that!
-Skip
Submitted by Hairicane on August 7, 2008 - 6:15pm.
what does NSLF mean?
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That's MK's slight case of dyslexia. He means NSFL which, of course, means Not Safe For Life. :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 7, 2008 - 4:04pm.
I think the fugly stick got beaten with her.
hahahaha
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OMG, I loved how he props his legs up on the wall to give himself a facial.
The length of the vid is kinda sad though. The two minute Rumer Man.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Stupid twat needs to wear a bra at all times.
NSFL= Not Safe For Life :)
what does NSLF mean?
LMAO!! I thought it was her they even have the same size boobs!
Does she knows this dress makes her boobs look like they are how do I say it? pointing to her belly button those boobs are to small to hang like that poor girl
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
that is one unfortunate looking girl....cant believe demi moore is her mom. i know demi is 99% plastic, but shit, nothing--plastic surgery wise--can help rumer. it would take an act of God.
wow. She's a very large mess.
Rumer with a willy. nice!
Is that a fingerless glove? Christ. She makes me sick.
Submitted by luckycharms on August 7, 2008 - 7:05pm.
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Don't do it...you would have seizures, a heart attack and a stroke.
Submitted by luckycharms on August 7, 2008 - 7:05pm.
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Yeah - you really don't need a seizure...
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TATER CHICK WITH DICK...DON'T CLICK! *washes eyes with bleach!*
that outfit is sooooo fug!
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where's my sauce, bitch?
I really should print out a couple pictures of Rumor and carry them with me so when I go out and guys think I'm not that great looking I can whip out Rumorz pic and tell them they COULD be sleeping with worse.
That outfit would be unflattering on Salma Hayek, so there's no way in hell Tater could ever pull it off.
And that's totally her in the video. The 10-second mark explains a lot of things.
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"Everyone turned rather nasty at this point, especially when Chick suggested that Terri might like to fuck off to Forfar and do something illegal with a ferret."
Whether its her flat chest or her broad shoulders, or a combo of both, she has an absolutely manly body. She looks sort of like the type of androgenous twink you find working at any Gap.
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Ok, what's in the video. I'm going thru alcohol withdrawal today after a 5 day major vodka binge and I'm afraid I'll have a seizure or heart attack. 3 seconds of it really freaked me out. Can't watch, but curious.
I can see her "squirrel covers," as Harry Connick Jr. in "Copycat" would say. MK
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LOL! I made a post almost identical to this recently...think it was in the "merkin" conversation!
I am going to go hide under the bed....to anyone who has not clicked on it, please don't!!!
I think the fugly stick got beaten with her.
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Ok, so - she obviously wants to act like a pretty girl. Fine. Whatever - act away. Could you stand up straight, at least? Pretty please? Dontcha know that store windows are actually posture mirrors?
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Her worst "fashion" mistake: POOR POSTURE! Ugh!
again with those tired, yellow shoes...bleh...shes just plain ugly.
Fashion-backward.
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GGGGAAAAA! My eyes! I'm talking about Potato Head, not the video. Although, the video was pretty shocking...what is with her flapjack tits?
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
The girl must not believe in bras or else foolishly thinks boobs down to your belly button isn't just for memaws anymore.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash