Tater In NYC
Rumer Willis rolled out of bed and took the sheets with her to shop in NYC yesterday. That curtain crap she's wearing is not flattering. Whatever that pillow case bullshit is, she needs to button it up! I can see her "squirrel covers," as Harry Connick Jr. in "Copycat" would say.
Tater Head is in my fair hamlet to promote that "House Bunny" movie she's in. Beverly D'Angelo is in that shit show, so it's a must see.
Since we're on the subject of Tater Head, a while ago someone e-mailed me a video with the subject "Rumer?" in it. I opened it and nearly swallowed my tongue whole. And I thought I had the heart of Satan. The video is extremely NSLF! Click here if you choose to watch it and if you do, stay until at least the 10 second mark. I know I'll be punished for this.
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Does anyone believe this person in the video is rumor?
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Don't watch that video! I used to try to be nice to Rumer WIllis but now I've quit trying. Homedog (yes I called her a dog) is hopeless
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Mr. President:
A moomoo would be better.
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The only outfit that would flatter her would be a burqa.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Umm, ewww... Her dad probably looks better dressed in drag.
This is a gorgeous outfit.
ON SOMEONE ELSE THAT IS WOOOOOHAAAAAAH!
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Hahahaha angel! ITA!
LMFAO @ furburger manimal!
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That dress (if you can even call it that) is horrendous. -And, the giant colostomy bag for a purse is toe up fug but I'm not going to make fun of her looks because ya can't help looking like the genes you're born with but dayum this girl is a fashion victim that makes Wal-Mart shoppers look like fashion-plates by comparison. Aww.
Mani, your cholesterol is going to shoot through the roof if you partake in too man fur-burgers! *CAREFUL*
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FURBURGER! LMMFAO...anyhow, what is that thing she is walking around with? That being said, she is STILL really fucking retarded looking.
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Submitted by islandgirl on August 7, 2008 - 9:07pm.
DeeDee, your avie is giving me a cramp. Good thing I'm a southpaw! ♥
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Speaking of avvies - NIIIICE, islandgirl.
And DeeDee - it's not giving me carpal tunnel but it is a constant reminder of the sound of Brangeloony arguments.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on August 7, 2008 - 9:17pm.
Is that black underwear or is that a furburger?
Hmmmm....taters and burger...
LMAO! furburger!
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 7, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Angel,
Have we figured out what a gunt is either? Are people typing like me know? Is the end of the world coming soon? Is there amnesty in Canada? Is there really a god? How are we supposed to know these things? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Well, as you know - Canadians know everything (except the meaning of FUKA - well, it seems there's a Canadian in on it, so that means we're still good)
Gunt: The belly flap that hangs over one's *ahem* kunt.
People are typing JUST like you right "know". Go see JJ;P
There is, in fact, a God - s/he just doesn't really like being called that anymore.
We know because we know.
That is all.
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Ha. I love how she thinks she's a fashion icon, or a fashion trendsetter.
She looks ridiculous and the outfit was meant for a size 2 supermodel. NOT her. Looks like she's having to slouch to keep it from sliding off her tater boobs.
I've learned my lesson, I did not click on the link (yet).
When I was scrolling down, I seriously thought that was Marilyn Manson.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
LOL IG! Southpaw! Did I mention I luvre you. ♥
Edit: Is that the same bitch who needs the extra column Slutty?
*disclaimer: watching my avi. may give you the carpal tunnel*
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Is that black underwear or is that a furburger?
Hmmmm....taters and burger...
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i can see her crotch right through that shit.
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Submitted by islandgirl on August 7, 2008 - 9:07pm.
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A cramp....are you PMSing islandgirl?????
DeeDee, I cannot believe that I'm only noticing your avie. I love it, because it reminds me of myself when the account manager calls me complaining about the expenses that I claimed on an expense book and how she must have ALL the receipts.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
That is one UGLY outfit.
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DeeDee, your avie is giving me a cramp. Good thing I'm a southpaw! ♥
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Rumer looks like she's pregnant with a tater baby.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Angel,
Have we figured out what a gunt is either? Are people typing like me know? Is the end of the world coming soon? Is there amnesty in Canada? Is there really a god? How are we supposed to know these things? Inquiring minds want to know!
p.s.
And CONGRATS! on your big win! If you read it out loud in a Bill "OxyClean" Mayes voice it is even funnier... Now where do I send the $29.95?
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
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fucksakes, Rumer, give up your famewhore campaign of fugly. This rich bored fuckwad deserves all the shit that gets thrown on her via the sacred internets. Thank the gods for this outlet.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 7, 2008 - 8:44pm.
HAHA ANGEL! i am still trying to figure out FUKA
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ME too! I keep sitting back and waiting for someone to spill...hoping and praying....
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HAHA ANGEL! i am still trying to figure out FUKA, unless we are spelling Cunt with a "K" now. Actually if they spelled Kunt that way I might be more prone to use it. It is rather Klassie.
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
I'm sorry but I think the pics of Rumer are more disturbing than the video...there should be some warning. From now on, MK, can you please warn us before posting pics of Rumer? A link, perhaps, for the those who are brave enough to look at her.
OMG, the comments on here are hilarious!
How does something so fugly come from Bruce and Demi? Her head is an obvious disaster but she has the most unfortunate upper body of anyone I've ever seen - the space between her neck and cleavage is vast.
Submitted by Otter Pop on August 7, 2008 - 7:23pm.
That's right, Rumer, you're a fucking genius. Always walk around with obese, turtle looking dudes so you appear hot by default.
Now, are we sure he's not the one using Rumer to appear more hot?
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on August 7, 2008 - 8:01pm.
whats a gunt???
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Haha! I know that one!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Chad Roberts from Million Dollar Listing on Bravo apparently has picked up a hand job...err...side job!
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
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She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
Never mind. *slaps self on fupa*
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Sheeps on August 7, 2008 - 8:31pm.
That's a FUKA.
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Please to explain. I don't get the K. Kangaroo? Ketchup?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Otter Pop on August 7, 2008 - 7:23pm.
That's right, Rumer, you're a fucking genius. Always walk around with obese, turtle looking dudes so you appear hot by default.
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Note to self...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The guy on XTube -- I was certain for quite a while that it was Rumer ... actually, I'm still certain ... I love his/her vid "I cum on my bra." Not everyone can say that.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 7, 2008 - 4:43pm.
That's a FUKA.
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That's right, Rumer, you're a fucking genius. Always walk around with obese, turtle looking dudes so you appear hot by default.
I didn't think it was possible but her profile looks worse than her headon...
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The hair color is aging, but the cut suits her. Ali Lohan, take a hint.
she looks like demi when she was a kid whit a little bit of bruce
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I will save myself from clickin' on it. I still can't bring myself to watch Two Girls, One Cup. I guess I'm just a demure little flower in that way.
Now if he'd blown his load on a Tranny Hooker, that would be a different story.
Tater can totally be hot...with a head transplant...Bitch ain't a butterface, she a butterhead...That whole entire noggin just ain't right. Start over. That right there is an over-ripe melon...
Naw, some shit went WRAWNG up in Demi's womb...Yeah, Tater was done wrong...and as a result...HEED! WTF Demi? You take too much human growth hormone whilst watchin' Pinky and the Brain and Jay Lenno when you was preggers with lil' Tater?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Thanks Euphoria.
Submitted by -ohmy- on August 7, 2008 - 6:39pm
He mean't NSFL, not NSLF.
What's on the vid? I can't bring myself to watch it. I've learned one too many time if MK's says don't watch it, don't.
Submitted by lea8199 on August 7, 2008 - 7:48pm.
can someone describe whats on the video.. i dont have the guts to click on it!
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It's a Rumer-looking dude with a pinkish red erect penis in matching black bra, panties and thigh-highs, beating his meat to music, and jizzing onto his own chest and face (with some of it actually making it into his own mouth.)
lea...all I will say about the video is that I expected rumer had a bigger dick.
whats a gunt???
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Why? Here I am trying to enjoy my cashew chicken entree from the Cheescake Factory. The one I've been salivating for all week and then I see that. Why? I mean Rumer with a pink penis. It's not surprising but still, damn man.
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She should stick with that haircut. I think it's actually flattering for her. She's not pretty, but there are definitely things she could do to make herself look better. For example, wear clothes that flatter her figure.
why should i describe what's on the vid?! i am trying to forget what i just saw.
sorry about that lea! ;/
can someone describe whats on the video.. i dont have the guts to click on it!