Tater In NYC
Rumer Willis rolled out of bed and took the sheets with her to shop in NYC yesterday. That curtain crap she's wearing is not flattering. Whatever that pillow case bullshit is, she needs to button it up! I can see her "squirrel covers," as Harry Connick Jr. in "Copycat" would say.
Tater Head is in my fair hamlet to promote that "House Bunny" movie she's in. Beverly D'Angelo is in that shit show, so it's a must see.
Since we're on the subject of Tater Head, a while ago someone e-mailed me a video with the subject "Rumer?" in it. I opened it and nearly swallowed my tongue whole. And I thought I had the heart of Satan. The video is extremely NSLF! Click here if you choose to watch it and if you do, stay until at least the 10 second mark. I know I'll be punished for this.
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it's really strange how a beautiful woman like demi could give birth to a creature like rumer.
Aunt B:
lol yeah your probably right. its like lisa rena saying she didn't have her lips done. BIG FREAKIN LIE!
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As Period said, see Strip Tease.
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Submitted by gucci on August 8, 2008 - 12:17am.
Well sometimes they get bigger, mine got alittle bigger. Some women say they got smaller. I just don't buy Demi got larger and perkier. I think she had work done.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 8, 2008 - 12:01am.
I think Demi invented the term 'merkin.'
Bruce could have used some of that doormat on his head.LOL
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Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 12:09am.
Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 12:03am.
-And, fuck me sideways
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Ok, but only if we film it and put in on the internetz;P
Angel_I no way! -But, I'll film me doing silly things with my latest garden cucumbers...one of them looks like a dove...so cute. lol
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 8, 2008 - 12:11am.
Didn't Demi say that she NEVER got breast implants? Her boobs sure looked alot smaller in those pictures then they look now
Hey, Aunt Bea! ((HUG))! Demi said that? No way. You're kidding right? *replays some scenes from 'Strip Tease'* Ha! If she said that she's full of shit AND silly-cone.
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How to make some homemade purple drank:
http://www.warpbreach.com/6/6.html
Aunt B:
her breast size could be due to her having 3 kids. maybe.
As for the demi hairy ass shots? i'm not sure but i think it was the popular european thing to do back then. you know how euros love hair.
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Is it weird that the Rumer lookalike strangely resembles a guy from So You Think You Can Dance?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 7, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Didn't Demi say that she NEVER got breast implants? Her boobs sure looked alot smaller in those pictures then they look now
Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 12:03am.
-And, fuck me sideways
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Ok, but only if we film it and put in on the internetz;P
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 8, 2008 - 12:02am.
Here .dot, this is the stuff of nightmares:
Mel, holy frito lays! The spread eagle shot...ohhhhhhhhh my. Ohhhhhhhhhh my. Thank the stars and the heavens that Demi's mom didn't copy THAT nasty shot. Or did she? Oh please say no. I'm confused though. I didn't think Chia Pets came in black??????? rotfl
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How to make some homemade purple drank:
http://www.warpbreach.com/6/6.html
-And, fuck me sideways but I clicked that damned link MK posted. -But, honestly? I think I was more freaked out by the other shit advertised on there.
Hot damn. Maybe I need to masterbate for the whole WWW to see. NOT! Fuck. I like masterbating as much as the next mere mortal but I sure as hell am not firing up the vid cam and taping that shit. If people are stupid enough to post that stuff though I'll probably peek with one eye closed and one eye open and then giggle. Hey, just because we grow old doesn't mean we have to grow up. lol
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How to make some homemade purple drank:
http://www.warpbreach.com/6/6.html
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 8, 2008 - 12:01am.
I think Demi invented the term 'merkin.'
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LOL! Can you imagine women feeling all insecure and running out to buy merkins so they could be sexy like Demi? That's too funny.
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Here .dot, this is the stuff of nightmares:
http://ns4w.org/demi-moore-nude-photo-shoot-at-18yrs-old/
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
I think Demi invented the term 'merkin.'
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
.dot, click on the link I posted below.
That gremlin will haunt you for the rest of your life. LMAO
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
@Mel-Tang:
Dayum! I'm glad I din't see that shit til way later, when razors were invented;P
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Maybe I've stared at this GD picture too long off and on today but I swear I see a Gremlin face in her nether regions.
I feel icky now after confessing that.
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How to make some homemade purple drank:
http://www.warpbreach.com/6/6.html
angel_i, LMFAOROFL!!!
That had to have been the late 70's/Early 80's. I remember looking through my dads Playboy's, and all the bitchez were like that. lolololol
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
ok, I just figured out where the 'chin' came from.
http://www.classmates.com/registration/celebrities/celeb10.jsp
LMAO
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
O. MY. GOD. In WHAT year was it so attractive to have that much hair in your ASS??? That ain't a bush, that's a damn forest! Crazazay!
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Was Bruce an ugly kid? Demi wasn't ugly, but she didn't look like she does today (after all the plastic surgery), either. And I hope to Gawd she shaved that cornfield eventually!
There has to be some focked up genes down the line somewhere.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
Minus the nudee pictures of demi being absolutely sleezy but SHE WAS AND STILL IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOAMN AND I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHY HER CHILDREN ARE SO UGLY!
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Oh my, sticking your tongue out at someone is SOOOO attractive, especially coming from someone who is supposed to be an adult.
Why doesn't this nothing person just get a life and go away!
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LOOK! I had forgotten how horrifying it was:
http://ns4w.org/demi-moore-nude-photo-shoot-at-18yrs-old/
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
OMG she has a vagina patch JUST like her mother. Shave that thing bitch!! You can see it right through your dress. And don't tell me that's underwear.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
Submitted by SashaBug on August 7, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Demi is probably so happy her daughter isn't prettier then she is! She probably tells Rumer she's the shit.
Okay people....does this stupid bitch not have a mirror in her home? You'd think that Ashton Kutchner or Demi Moore would be in a house with wall to wall mirrors.
Please....we CAN SEE YOUR SQUIRREL! Cover that shit up.
I'm going to gouge my eyes out now...
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So why are we all here again?
Yipes...
Tater is on Letterman tonight...
let's hope she's wearing something different.
Then again, Dave is also talking about the Indiana guy involved in "lewd activity..."
loosey goosey where are you! we need your fashion opinion ASAP!
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Seriously, this girl is hideola. With all mommy's money she couldn't pay a hot guy to walk beside her instead of that fat fug? And what's with the black masking tape on her arm?
You know, she looks just like my stupid ass brother in laws friend who also dresses in drag and never shaves his legs when he wears dresses. He too is a 'tato head...hhhmmm....
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OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
dreamhypnotique on August 7, 2008 - 10:28pm.
If she's not going to be pretty, she should make up for the deficit with some world class brains, wit, or personality.
Some people are lucky and have it all, some thankfully have a lot, and many have absolutely nothing and live a life of utter mediocrity. She would be in the last category if not for the fluke of being born to rich celebrities.
Pathetic that so many young girls are much more attractive than this floozy, and certainly have more talent, but will never even see the door to the casting office, because bitches like Rumer have all the advantages to win parts before anyone can even compete.
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Bravo! Bravo!
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
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ah, you people are always invisible, so I never know! I am invisible to all, then selectively pick who I want to see me
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
PSL.... I missed you last night! Sorry, I didn't turn on my IM thingy until today.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
good evening, Ms IG......
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Potato (informally tattie, tater, spud, Rumer, tato, pota, spudzie or tate) is the term which applies either to the starchy, tuberous root vegetable crop from the various subspecies of the perennial plant Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae, or nightshade, Willis family, or to the plant itself.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I want to put a tiny plastic cowboy hat on her head, so she can be Mrs. Potato Cowgirl.
She has a severe case of superiority and entitlement - oh, hell, while we're at it, probably delusions of grandeur, too - that's what I see in this fugly mess
she is fucking SMUGLY.
God, I wish she'd disappear....something about her irks the shit out of me.
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Beverly D'Angelo???
Haha, OMG MK, I was just thinking about that woman.
She reminds me of Al Pacino (who is still sex on a stick even if he is old). I think they had twins together recently, but what happened after that? Did they just break up or something?? I've always wondered about that
vveeeird, I just found some random blog, but funny in a dlisted way, ahaha, about Pacino... http://pacinoinrealtime.blogspot.com .
ridiculous!
as for Rumer??? UGGGGGGGHHHHHHGGGLAG, I couldn't agree more. She was born on third and thought she hit a triple! silliness
If she's not going to be pretty, she should make up for the deficit with some world class brains, wit, or personality.
Some people are lucky and have it all, some thankfully have a lot, and many have absolutely nothing and live a life of utter mediocrity. She would be in the last category if not for the fluke of being born to rich celebrities.
Pathetic that so many young girls are much more attractive than this floozy, and certainly have more talent, but will never even see the door to the casting office, because bitches like Rumer have all the advantages to win parts before anyone can even compete.
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She had to really focus to put that "glove" on. Not only to Demi and Bruce breed ugly...they breed stupid too.
I'm really a cheery bitch!
uh uh...not gonna click...
does rumer really think by standing next this person with no neck, this makes her and that hideous frock she's wearing less fugly?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
a light gray romper/dress thingy, with a cow brown purse and mustard yellow shoes...
Stevie Wonder could do a better job of color coordinating his ensembles. bitch needs her eyes examined, cause if nothing else she's color blind.
@modianos:
That's some pretty fascinating shit.
Knee Surgery (for Demi). How does one decide they need perfect knees.
And I dunno - she still looks pretty potatoheaded to me. If she had surgery I hope she din't pay!
@gucci: Maybe she got one sewn on while she was at it! (I'm just kidding, btw - I think taht's a boy - he's pretty hairy;s)
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
angel_i:
well i don't know. i mean, it looks like her but then we all know that she's a girl. (at least i think she is) unless of course, they have very realistic attach on peepee's available for sale because that peepee looked real.
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Submitted by gucci on August 7, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Does anyone believe this person in the video is rumor?
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Why? Don't you?;P
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