Thursday, August 7th 2008

Tater In NYC

Rumer Willis rolled out of bed and took the sheets with her to shop in NYC yesterday. That curtain crap she's wearing is not flattering. Whatever that pillow case bullshit is, she needs to button it up! I can see her "squirrel covers," as Harry Connick Jr. in "Copycat" would say.

Tater Head is in my fair hamlet to promote that "House Bunny" movie she's in. Beverly D'Angelo is in that shit show, so it's a must see.

Since we're on the subject of Tater Head, a while ago someone e-mailed me a video with the subject "Rumer?" in it. I opened it and nearly swallowed my tongue whole. And I thought I had the heart of Satan. The video is extremely NSLF! Click here if you choose to watch it and if you do, stay until at least the 10 second mark. I know I'll be punished for this.

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Cheeky LiL Ape's picture

Thats totally potato head in that xtube video...she looks a lot better in there than the promos for that shitty looking movie shes in...

Little miss's picture

On the street of NY City
Rumers' titties
Look so shitty

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Freak Speely's picture

I wish she'd burn those yellow flats already; they don't make her face look any smaller.

Disco Punk-Rockah's picture

Ok all I have to say for that clip is ewww!!! when I saw those granny panties and bra I had to X out of there!!! Otherwise I probably would have stuck around... (o_O)

NaNoop's picture

What's with the tourniquet thing on her arm- looks like she's about to shoot up. Tater Head is just so lame.

Grace Disful's picture

She still looks better than Tori.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

oklahoma's picture

I HATE that color of grey. I bet she had really bad pit stains and had to just curl that under like that. Also, I wish I could see what was in that clip! MK kills me sometimes..He's soo fucking funny! And I never have an excuse for my boss as to why I'm LMAO doing insurance work..

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The dress could be cute
1. If it were not on Rumor
2. If the material were a bit less see through

That's not her! LOL:) At first I thought, gee she has hairy upper thighs and then I thought it was her head on a guy's body. Thennn, it occured to me that it's a guy from head (no, not *that* head) to toe...just a guy made up to resemble her. Duh.

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Submitted by zark1984 on August 8, 2008 - 5:45am.

U...........G.............L.........Y..........!!!!!!!www.lovewealthy.com

HA! I love that even the spambots are hating on her ass!
And MK...c'mon, that CD in that video looks A BILLION times better than Rumer...but the resemblance is certainly there!
I can't believe that bizzo is wearing Lanvin ballet flats. Not only is she a mess, but she's dumb too! Those things are over $500! She woulda done better to go to Payless! She still looks like a trash heap.
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U...........G.............L.........Y..........!!!!!!!www.lovewealthy.com

bo_tatoe's picture

She is butt-ugly to an extent where it disturbes me to see a picture of her!
I demand that any photo of her must have her full name in the filename so i can block it with a browserfilter.

omg I see the crotch gremlin face too!!

glamourpuss's picture

my dreams of seeing jared leto in drag came true this magical summer night.

LunaChick's picture

Is she trying to hide track marks, with that thing around her elbow?

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anonymouse_9's picture

Looks like she's into Helsinki street cloths mania, but not intentionally.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Have a good night, gucci :)

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

gucci's picture

anyhow all goodnight i am falling asleep at my computer good night Khensu Hetep

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Me too, gucci.

Seriously, that's what fitting rooms are for, and that's why there are mirrors in them.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Diarrhea Angel's picture

LOL!!!! I love that video!!

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gucci's picture

Khensu Hetep:

get the short end of the stick. I'm certainly large chested, but I don't like wearing low cut tops because my cleavage sucks.

you to? i have marks on my breast to and i will not wear anything low cut. i've seen girls and god i don't know how they do it, wearing what ever they want and every single flaw is showing; from stretch marks to to celulite. its gross. i won't wear anything resembling it until i can have these things removed!

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xxyxz's picture

Dare I say that she doesn't look "that bad" in this pic

Khensu Hetep's picture

@ gucci, yeah, same here, to be honest.

I get the short end of the stick. I'm certainly large chested, but I don't like wearing low cut tops because my cleavage sucks.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

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Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 1:12am.
Submitted by gucci on August 8, 2008 - 1:07am.

anyone notice her slight belly pot?

lol! Yes. Garbonzos and PMS don't mix and I still freaking see a Gremlin image in her crotchital region in the main pic. Damn. I need to get more sleep. Maybe I'm seeing things. Next thing you know I'm going to clone my pets and stalk Johnny Depp and rape him at dildo point.

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no i think its a gremilin to but someone said earlier that it was a vagina patch. shit i had no idea that vagina patches exsisted! and with that dude i think you should go to bed!

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Khensu Hetep:

girl i have stretch marks and i've never had kids. i've lost a lot of weight though.

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gucci's picture

Haribo:

yeah your right plus the kids really enjoy my nose (nase as my nieces and nephs like to call it)so i guess i'm stuck with it. other than that,every other part of me is just fine.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

I didn't have any kids, but I've lost a lot of weight. Loose skin or whatever does that, I guess.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

xxyxz's picture

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 7, 2008 - 9:54pm.

Mine do too! But I've had 3 kids

Khensu Hetep's picture

My tits sag. I guess I should hate myself too.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Haribo's picture

she did say that!? lol she didn't have to...nobody's blind.
well, at least she admitted to getting implants. how about the rest of her complete make-over?

parissucksliterally's picture

Demi totally admitted to getting implants for Striptease, but she took them out a few years ago- her boobs are much smaller now.

I just want to smack Rumer.

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rebanndel's picture

I didn't think it was possible for this
Tater to get any fuglier. That dress, those shoes, the zits, the saggy titties! She's got an incurable case of the FUG.

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Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 1:13am.

Thanks angel! It ain't easy being Demi

Haribo's picture

Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 12:59am.

yes, i know and i agree! if you're a cunt and you're beautiful it doesn't really matter. you're still a cunt. looks won't change that.
as for rumer's outfit...i wouldn't blame her parents. lol she's not 5 years old.
also why does she think she's entitled to being famous?! the only reason we know who she is, is cause of her parents.

Submitted by gucci on August 8, 2008 - 1:02am.

gucci :) say what?! i bet you don't need plastic surgery! also, nobodys's perfect. i am not too content with what i see when i look in the mirror either. oh well, it could be worse i guess!

angel_i's picture

@Aunt Bea:

modianos posted this: 1996 implants for striptease:

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/did-daughter-of-demi-moore-bruce-willis-g...

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Submitted by gucci on August 8, 2008 - 1:07am.

anyone notice her slight belly pot?

lol! Yes. Garbonzos and PMS don't mix and I still freaking see a Gremlin image in her crotchital region in the main pic. Damn. I need to get more sleep. Maybe I'm seeing things. Next thing you know I'm going to clone my pets and stalk Johnny Depp and rape him at dildo point.

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anyone notice her slight belly pot?

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 8, 2008 - 12:59am.

I still don't get the black masking tape on her arm.

Auntie, make that hand and arm and she's giving the subtle finger and rasberries. Total spoiled brat. -And, her sunglasses are right up there with Katie Bots. STUPID.

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gucci's picture

Aunt Bea:

There called fat binders. lololol!

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Haribo:

your so right i mean, i look in the mirror and see my mother's clown honking pug nose. the kids love it, but geeze i need surgery!

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Aunt Bea's picture

I still don't get the black masking tape on her arm.

Submitted by Haribo on August 8, 2008 - 12:46am.

gucci, LOL! genetics can be really cruel

Haribo, truth in that. More truth? If you're fugly inside it doesn't matter what you look like on the outside. Pretty lasts about as long as a couple well-chilled beer goggles. Someone else mentioned this already but having the trifecta (looks, talent and creativity) is a longshot. Tater tot is pushing the envelope of unfortunate on all of the above and I feel crummy even typing that because the kid obviously had some lazy parenting to let that poor chile walk out in that joke of an outfit. I braid my daughter's hair, make sure she looks nice before she enters society to this day. It's called being MOM! lol

Gucci, you're most welcome, sweetheart. I don't know if my google search was much good but have fun and I hope you find something you can upload! :D

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gucci's picture

thanks a mil dot!

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Haribo's picture

gucci, LOL! genetics can be really cruel.

Submitted by Manimal5 on August 8, 2008 - 12:21am.

I think Demi invented the term 'merkin.'

Bruce could have used some of that doormat on his head.LOL

Mani! LMAO! I should totally photoshop Demi's merkin crotch on Bruce's head... Would that be wrong? *ponders* :\

Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 8, 2008 - 12:30am.

Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 12:20am.

Hey Dot! love your avie!

One of my guilty pleasure movies (I have alot) is "About Last Night" with Demi and Rob Lowe. She has the boobs of a child. I just think they believe we are stupid.

Thankies, Auntie. You nailed it. "About last night" is a total giveaway about Demis real boobage and yes, she looks like a frickin' 11 year old boy in that movie!

Submitted by gucci on August 8, 2008 - 12:32am.

Gucci, gif animations are abundant (and yay, FREE) on the internet... The trick is finding one that will upload on dlisted...if they are too big they end up as stills of the first image in the animation (you can't blame MK...he's hosting our images here for nuttin'). Here's a google I made for you: http://www.google.com/search?q=cool+gif+animations&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=...

Worth a look-see. My collection is beyond OCD but I just can't help right clicking and saving tons of that kind of thing. Some things just tickle me and I can't resist snagging.

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LD100's picture

I'm sorry (I'm probably going to get murdered for this), but this is the best she's ever looked. If her stylist keeps working with her hair to disguise that effing chin of hers, she may turn out quite cute.

gucci's picture

yes dot i love your avie to! can someone please tell me how one can get a moving avie? i'm not that tecky!

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Haribo:

don't forget about the other two demi gave birth to they are just as ugly. i am thinking that its some sort of carma payback to bruce and demi for something.

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Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 12:20am.

Hey Dot! love your avie!

One of my guilty pleasure movies (I have alot) is "About Last Night" with Demi and Rob Lowe. She has the boobs of a child. I just think they believe we are stupid.

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Submitted by gucci on August 8, 2008 - 12:25am.

It's just like they are all lying about this twin epidemic in Hollywood. Everyone of the say "We were so surprised!" yeah. ok.