Happy Birthday SamRo!
HoHan's main partner in pussy, SamRo, turns 31 today! I'm sure she'll celebrate by blowing the flames out of HoHan's firecrotch. Eating cooze works for her, because the girl looks younger than HoHan. Although, that's not saying much.
I thought she should celebrate this important gayelle day by looking at a couple of pictures from SamRo's senior high school yearbook sent in to me by a reader. SamRo went to a fancy all-girls joint called The Chapin School in NYC. Above is SamRo's senior stats. We never had that shit! We only had our names and they usually fucked mine up. Here's what it all means:
Name: Samantha Ronson
Dream: Jack
Reality: Whack
Best Kept Secret: Natural blonde
Male Equivalent: Puck
Quotable Quote/Trademark: Out of uniform
Starring in the Remake of: Rebel without a Cause
Usually Found: ?
You in 20 Years: Famous
Fascinating, isn't it? And please don't tell me she's talking about Puck from the Real World: San Francisco?! Puck used to eat his own scabs! Okay, that makes sense. And it's so cliche of her to want to star in remake of Rebel without a Cause! She'll play Jim Stark of course. HoHan is way too haggard-looking to play Judy. She can play Mrs. Stark.
Here's also a page from SamRo's yearbook featuring her in a skirt! You know she totally wore shorts underneath there. And of course a picture from her basketball team. Figures. I also threw in some pictures of my favorite hipster gayelles in Los Angeles yesterday. E! reports that they recently got matching black heart tattoos on their hands. Awwww.....it is love and it's smart. I'd rather have a black heart on my body than some bitch's name. In fact, I'm going to get a black heart tatoo on my sleeve.
Wenn
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 7, 2008 - 5:07pm.
LCT, Whenever I see you, I feel tingles in my no no spot!
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Don't you mean in your yes yes spot?
No means yes!
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 7, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Combat boots in August in LA. Blowhan is just soooo KEWL. Where's the Iron Maiden t-shirt? *Rolls eyes*
She just needs some sweaty leggings. Maybe Hohan is saving the kneepads for later.
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XXYXZ my hookerbot! LCT, Whenever I see you, I feel tingles in my no no spot!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by yiooooooo on August 7, 2008 - 5:04pm.
why do woman that are "lesbian" have sex whit woman who look like man?? If you like woman why not date a woman who looks like a woman??
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I think that's one of those 'why are we here' questions. There will never be an answer. If you're a dude, and you want to fuck another dude, wouldn't you want to fuck a dude who didn't remind you of a chick?
why do woman that are "lesbian" have sex whit woman who look like man?? If you like woman why not date a woman who looks like a woman??
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
MonkeyPox
Slutface!
The school is Chapin, not Chaplin! Are you sure you live in NYC, MK?
Combat boots in August in LA. Blowhan is just soooo KEWL. Where's the Iron Maiden t-shirt? *Rolls eyes*
What an old bat!! Safety Scissor Sisters. Robertoooo
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 7, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Hey bitches! I missed you guys! I promised LCT I'd pop in and comment today, so I'm doing just that. It's her eyes, they're fricking smoldering... I bet she fucks like... I dunno, Brian Kinney would?
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You're here! I'm having happy times in my gender joint!
Natural blonde my ass....
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Hey bitches! I missed you guys! I promised LCT I'd pop in and comment today, so I'm doing just that. It's her eyes, they're fricking smoldering... I bet she fucks like... I dunno, Brian Kinney would?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Well, I guess that goes to show that she's a skinny mini by nature and that smoking is giving her bags under her eyes at the tender age of 30.
It's also a little more obvious to me why she likes LiLo so much. Honestly, I now wonder if they're both using each other which means they're made for each other, right?
Have you ever seen relationships like that, where the two people are such assholes and you think: how can they stand each other? Usually, they can't for too long.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
31???????????? has to be a typo! more like 21.
Samantha's legs are so skinny and she's bow legged......I'm surprised she hasn't tried to get a sex change operation. She is such a boy.
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
31???????????????? THIRTY ONE????????
"Puck used to eat his own scabs!" Michael K., I totally remember that too. Damn. How old are you REALLY? Scab eating...yep, I'm going to be totally ano in a few weeks.
If she's a natural blonde I'm the fucking Pope!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 7, 2008 - 4:53pm.
No hate here, there IS something about her. I can understand why Lindsay (or anyone else) would be attracted to her.
So, the crackhead ano thing isn't a new look, I see...
Hi MONKEYPOX!
Nah, taste is what makes the world go round.....I'm sure there are plenty of people that I think are hot, that you wouldn't....
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
I know everyone is going to hate me, but I have the biggest effing crush on Samantha! I dunno why but I always get hot and bothered for androgynous women like her and Katherine Moennig, just to name two. Huh, guess I may be a lesbian (or have lesbian tendencies)...anyway, happy thursday! Go to VS and buy some panties!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Happy Barfday ~ I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
ugly little duckling she is
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Happy Barfday Sammy-Boy, world's oldest boy-chick.
I wonder if she thought she'd be making lanyard Promise Bracelets with her GF at 31.....*rolling eyes*
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
natural Blonde? hahahhahaha
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
oh thats not a black heart. its a liver spot.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Did she predict she'd never grow up, fashion-wise?
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I love you. No, really.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
WHO GIVES A DOUBLE-SIDED DILDO FUCK!!
She's as natural blonde as my gingy pubes.
Puck from Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream is what I thought of...
I hope it's not Puck from Real World or whatever dumb ass show that was.
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.
now we know why she is eating lindsay chocha
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus