Happy Birthday SamRo!
HoHan's main partner in pussy, SamRo, turns 31 today! I'm sure she'll celebrate by blowing the flames out of HoHan's firecrotch. Eating cooze works for her, because the girl looks younger than HoHan. Although, that's not saying much.
I thought she should celebrate this important gayelle day by looking at a couple of pictures from SamRo's senior high school yearbook sent in to me by a reader. SamRo went to a fancy all-girls joint called The Chapin School in NYC. Above is SamRo's senior stats. We never had that shit! We only had our names and they usually fucked mine up. Here's what it all means:
Name: Samantha Ronson
Dream: Jack
Reality: Whack
Best Kept Secret: Natural blonde
Male Equivalent: Puck
Quotable Quote/Trademark: Out of uniform
Starring in the Remake of: Rebel without a Cause
Usually Found: ?
You in 20 Years: Famous
Fascinating, isn't it? And please don't tell me she's talking about Puck from the Real World: San Francisco?! Puck used to eat his own scabs! Okay, that makes sense. And it's so cliche of her to want to star in remake of Rebel without a Cause! She'll play Jim Stark of course. HoHan is way too haggard-looking to play Judy. She can play Mrs. Stark.
Here's also a page from SamRo's yearbook featuring her in a skirt! You know she totally wore shorts underneath there. And of course a picture from her basketball team. Figures. I also threw in some pictures of my favorite hipster gayelles in Los Angeles yesterday. E! reports that they recently got matching black heart tattoos on their hands. Awwww.....it is love and it's smart. I'd rather have a black heart on my body than some bitch's name. In fact, I'm going to get a black heart tatoo on my sleeve.
Wenn
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 4:41pm
No he shook me awake and was fuming... Here's another overshare story: Once, we were doing it while I was riding the crimson tide, and he pulled out to switch up and I queefed sooooo loudly and longly, he started laughing.... I was of course horrified and actually started crying. Since then we refrain from period sex. That concludes my gross stories for the day...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Hate to correct, but the school you refer to is probably Chapin (not Chaplin) or is it Spence-Chapin???
I've said it many times, but it bears repeating: I love The Ronson!!
Submitted by DeeDee on August 7, 2008 - 5:35pm.
SamRo does have goin down on you face and Hohan has "I really need a dick face".
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Submitted by nottinghillbillly on August 7, 2008 - 5:31pm.
she looks like she takes herself so seriously. Get over yourself you are being papped coz you are eating firecrotch's firecrotch
She is important you know. She umm… umm…she does that thing you know, that one thing with that other stuff, you know what I am talking about. See she has a right to have that attitude, cause of all the stuff, and things so you get over yourself.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
SamRo was a cute little girl at least. She looked a little like Drew Barrymore in ET.
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 7, 2008 - 5:40pm.
True Story: One night after drinking waaaaaaaaaaaay too much My bf and I got down to business and were doing it doggy style, when I put my head in the pillow and blacked out/fell asleep/started snoring... needless to say, he wasn't very happy, but I blamed the booze and told him to get over it...
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You SNORED? That is so awesome. SO awesome. Did he think you were groaning weird or something? I had a dude fall asleep on top of me once. That was just glorious.
@ESE. Media attention is a terrible addiction..
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 4:29pm
True Story: One night after drinking waaaaaaaaaaaay too much My bf and I got down to business and were doing it doggy style, when I put my head in the pillow and blacked out/fell asleep/started snoring... needless to say, he wasn't very happy, but I blamed the booze and told him to get over it...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
What's next for Hohan, Become a "Born again" ? If she had an ounce of talent she wouldn't have to keep re-inventing herself...
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Submitted by Thornhill on August 7, 2008 - 5:31pm.
@ESE. sup bro. Hohan is just trying to keep the media camera on her... It might have been shocking in the 60's.
hey, Thorn... yep, she tried singing, acting, slutting, dui-ing, drugging, rehabing... what's next?... let's hope obscurity
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
Something tells me that's SamRo's "going down on you" face.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Hohan ain't gay. She's going thru a phase. Some cute guy will come along any minute, sweep her off her feet, and Sam will be history. Watch.
And yes, Hohan is definitely faux-lesbo...I am going to give her props though for letting the ginge come back... Sam does a body good, apparently..
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Oh. And lindsey is NOT a rich bitch
Not anymore
@ESE. sup bro. Hohan is just trying to keep the media camera on her... It might have been shocking in the 60's.
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she looks like she takes herself so seriously. Get over yourself you are being papped coz you are eating firecrotch's firecrotch. I feel bad for Lilo now. Oh well.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 7, 2008 - 5:29pm.
It would put me off sexy-times permanently. Seriously...
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Yeah, I bet. I'm always afraid of doggy style after a night of drinks/during flu season. I imagine being vomited on would do it too.
Night night my hobot doll! XOXO
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Baiiii xxyxzabcd xoxo
LOL @ Strav
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 4:25pm
It would put me off sexy-times permanently. Seriously...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Thornhill on August 7, 2008 - 5:25pm.
I also think Hohan is Faux gay...
yep, totally agree
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
If she was closeted at the time, the James Dean iconography threw open the door.
I'm outta here bitches
MonkeyPox. Come around here more often!
Ok seriously, for a rich bitch, Lindsay dresses like a broke ass trailer park skank. WTF are those boots?!
I think the combat boots compliment the silk scarf perfectly. I also think Hohan is Faux gay...
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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 7, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Hell it's bad enough when he farts and then to have a poo-smelling peen would be the last straw...
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That means all parts of his once sexy region would smell like shit.
Every time you gave him a bj, you'd be thinking, "This thing was in my asshole and was poking what I had for lunch the day before. What kind of bacteria was on here? Am I going to get e. coli? When he cums is it going to taste like poo? *gag* Oh God... must concentrate. It's clean now. Or is it? Is there still a bit of poo trapped in that spot where the head meets the shaft? AM I SUCKING ON MY OWN SHIT?"
Anal ? Meh I have NO COMMENT
If she's really 31, then she needs to start acting her age and stop gallivanting all over the place. Get a damn job and grow the fuck up. Stop acting like you're 20.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Happy Barfday ~ I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now
Hey Manimal! I dunno, I've made out with plenty of girls (in fact my first kiss was a girl) but it's the swagger that most of these girls possess that gets me...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 4:17pm
Hell it's bad enough when he farts and then to have a poo-smelling peen would be the last straw...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
I'm pretty sure she was referring to the Shakespearean Puck, not the Real World Puck...at least I hope so!
What guy (in his right mind) would hit SamRo with anything other than a pick-axe...?
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Most of what you worry about, never happens..
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Submitted by Green Is Good on August 7, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Blowhan's pasty thighs are not for public consumption.
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she has said in interviews that she hates her legs, yet she wears fucking short shorts all the time! Ick.
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 7, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Around here we call it wednesdays...lol, I would rip his dick off with my bare hands if he put it anywhere near the pooper...
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I AGREE. I seriously don't get the appeal. You put it in, move it back and forth, pull it out, and poof! Your dick is covered in shit, which you now have to smell, and somehow manage to clean off without touching your peener. I ask, why?
It wouldn't surprise me if SamRo had NEVER had a date with guy - that is if she's ever been into guys. She's always been unfortunate-looking. LiLo likes her because she can always consider herself "the pretty one."
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 7, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Hi MP,
I once dated a girl who was bi-sexual and girls that she was attracted to were similar to Samro.
I never quite got it but hey when it comes to sexy, every man for himself or woman.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Around here we call it wednesdays...lol, I would rip his dick off with my bare hands if he put it anywhere near the pooper...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Natural Blonde? Is that a joke?
Well she's right, she is famous but I doubt she knew it would be for eating out the nastiest skank in all the land.
By the by you can tell Lezie Hohan isn't fully a carpet muncher by the fact that she's dating a "girl" that doesn't even look like a girl. Let's be real if you didn't know SAM Ro was a girl you'd mistake her for a boy. She's like uber butch. And you know Lezie makes her use a strap on.
Being a lesbian is very hip these days...
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 7, 2008 - 5:10pm.
That's what my boyfriend says everytime I'm not in the mood but he is... is that rape? Not that I haven't raped a man or two in my day...
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No, that's just taking one for the team. If, however, he puts it in the exit only hole, blows on your back and donkey punches you, then I think you can call it rape. Or is it S&M?
OMG I couldn't even read past Reality: Whack for I simultaneously started vomiting from both my mouth and my ass at them same time. Talk about TRYING TO FUCKIN HARD.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 4:08pm
That's what my boyfriend says everytime I'm not in the mood but he is... is that rape? Not that I haven't raped a man or two in my day...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Blowhan's pasty thighs are not for public consumption.
It would almost be better if she wore those shitty legging with the knee pads she's hawking again, but even SHE realizes how friggin' ugly they are.
by yiooooooo on August 7, 2008 - 4:04pm
Well, honestly, I've never had sex with a woman, but I'd do her in a minute...not because I'm a lezebel but because she is just fucking sexy. Sometimes it's not about gender, it's about the person. That's just my take on it though...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 5:06pm
I guess so
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
combat boots, really?