Thursday, August 7th 2008

Just Pretend Like You Care

It's that time again. Time for me to comment on Katie Holmes' jeans and time for you to shout at your computer "JUST FUCKING STOP!" I'm not the only one who gives an eff, though! Reader sluts send me updates on how Katie is wearing her jeans today. Her jeans are becoming more famous than she is. They totally have their own MySpace page, I know it.

It looks like Katie decided to stop making the "tight-rolled" thing happen. But she's still wearing the same tired Bugle Boy jeans! Katie's stylist, Jeanne Yang, confirmed to UsWeekly that she IS wearing Tommy Girl's Prps jeans. Those fugly jeans belong to Tommy?! Lie-telling! How is this fucking possible? They don't look like they came from the big boy's department. If they were Tommy's jeans, she wouldn't have to roll them. Fuck, they would look like shorts on her.

Oh Tommy Girl, I know you want the world to think you're a big kid now. That's sweet.

Here's Stepford Katie going to rehearsal today. And those sneakers look like they came directly from the Scientology gift shop. They're so culty-looking.

Posted by: Michael K


juni's picture

A limp, dispirited rag is what she is portraying these days.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Time for a hooker makeover!

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

gucci's picture

I'm sorry but i love those jeans and i must have them.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 7, 2008 - 11:14pm.

Hotter then hell! And I should know ;)

I don't get these "celeb's" who wear sweaters and scarves in NYC in July. I think they really think they look good. They just look hot and smelly to me.

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I'm pretty sure it's hot in nyc, and she's been wearing those damn jeans everyday this week. It's gotta smell like the downtown fish market in there. YUCK

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gucci's picture

She looks nice here. very nice

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I, for one, am thoroughly enjoying Katie JeansWatch '08. I like her hair too. It seems to change every day.

Wait! Is it possible that because she's in NY, she actually packed light and brought only 2 pairs of jeans? I know I'm reaching, but hey, there has to be some reasonable explanation for this wardrobe mishap. It's really funny how we never see her with Posh and yet Posh is the only one we've seen wearing these over sized jeans - now Katie is wearing them too. It does seem as though she's trying to copy her even though they no longer associate with one another.

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I can't believe her cuteness was just sucked out in like three years... :X

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Submitted by NitWitty on August 7, 2008 - 12:46pm.

Katie = someone please shove a hot stick in my eye so I can feel something, the cutting everytime I see her, doesn't work anymore.

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...cutting...

Lightbulb goes on...are the arms always covered up because she's cutting?

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Submitted by megalomart on August 7, 2008 - 1:30pm.

I disagree that these are the same jeans. They look like they fit her better.

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Yeah, they do fit better. The crotch isn't sagging halfway to her knees.
But: both pairs have the same wear in the same places. So is she paying people to make her this jean in various sizes?

Agie's picture

It's sad how she has to use a lame pair of boys' jeans to make herself relevant.

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those jeans will soon be walking around on their own...maybe katie needs a recharge on her battery...
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Is she wearing them everyDAY? Consecutively? Nast.

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I bet TommyGirl in return is wearing her panties.

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Tommygirl is most likely sitting in a car nearby working the controls on Remote-controlled Katie-Bot.

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I'm starting to think she's trying to fuck with the paparazzi. If they keep getting her in the same ugly jeans with sweater and t-shirt, maybe she's hoping they'll get bored and go away. Why else would she be wearing this ensamble every freakin' day?!! She has had the same brown belt in the past few threads!she needs to change up the look.

POSH wore the man pants first.. what a copy cat!!

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TommyGirl's pudgy, how can she fit in his jeans? I also find it sad that they're the same size.

She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?

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I dunno why but I think she looks actually normal here. I even like the hair cut because I definitely rocked something similar a few years back and it looked pretty good. And I was still able to attract guys...
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Submitted by zomay on August 7, 2008 - 4:41pm.

Thankyou, but grouping Ingrid Bergman with Jlow and Julia R. might get me in trouble with movie purists out there.

Nawwwwwwwww. Purists shmearists (screw the 'film' snoots). Hell, I'll even throw in Faye Dunaway's "Mommy Dearest", Kathy Bates "Misery" in there and Farrah Fawcett from "The Burning Bed" for good measure! "Gaslight" is most definitely an excellent movie though and if some of the young folk here have never watched it I highly recommend renting it (casting, acting and storyline all A+++).

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You can also visit our forums and ask questions there.
http://www.epicanon.com/
Or show up and see for yourself! Everyone is welcome! Even OSA agents ;)

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Katbot has permanent hunchback of notredame.

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Submitted by anonISHERE on August 7, 2008 - 4:45pm

Um yeah.

Like i said im not bull shit.

I dont think its wrong or bullshitty to get college kids intersted in taking part in local government and waking up to their surroundings

But thanks for your support ?

EDIT! That repsonse was so fucking rude dude. Katie is a douche and i hope that robot whore never gets free! Bitch!

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So is she pregnant or what??

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And don't forget to wear your crazy mask and bring your "free Katie" and "honk for free religion" signs!!

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Green Is Good's picture

Katie probably wrestled those jeans out of David Miscavige's sweaty grasp.

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Submitted by anonISHERE on August 7, 2008 - 4:43pm.

you mean exposing some bull shit?

im not bull shit!

you mean fuckery = bull shit?

thats what that means yeah.

Like we have a story on why bloomberg is really opening up park ave to the pedestrians in august.

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There was this Tv documentari or something of a woman who breastfeed her 12(or 10 she looked like tween) and her hsuband joked about how their daughter eated from one and he from the other

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

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So in other words..."bullshit?"
no offense.
Just show up take notes if you want, ask some anonymous members some questions.

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xxyxz's picture

Yes Oklahoma ... They do try . Mine did
TMI. I know

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MISSY CAN I SEE YOUR TITIES??

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by . on August 7, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Mike, I thought only dogs suffered from that ailment? :O

Zomay, excellent movie line-up and you know TG makes Katiebot watch TopGun over and over and over and over and over and over:

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Thankyou, but grouping Ingrid Bergman with Jlow and Julia R. might get me in trouble with movie purists out there.

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Submitted by anonISHERE on August 7, 2008 - 4:38pm.

edit name of website cause you people is bitchy!

Its new and will launch next week.
Its all about stopping fuckery arouns the city.

Could turn out lame but i think it will be cool to help expose the beast!

AHHH I guess i should change my screen name cause i dont suck like jolie!

Uggg! So i will go to your protest to check this stuff out!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on August 7, 2008 - 4:38pm.

what if he was suckin up on your weenie? Id LOVE that shit!

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And where's that teen she parades around as a baby? She must be somewhere sucking on a bottle and dumping in her adult diaper.

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If I was breastfeeding & woke up in the night to find my husband helping himself I'd cave his anterior fontanelle in with my elbow, then get an immediate annulment.

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xxyxz's picture

Damn... I hope Katie gets out alive

Fuck it.... I don't really care

Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

canabis boobies is probably what my mommy had.

It splains a lot.

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Ok how are those Tom's jeans? They are too long on her and she is taller than the weirdo. They must have been swimming on him, unless he wore some gay platforms and knowing Tom, he probably did.

visit my blog if you are bored:

http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/

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It wasn't in NYC, so I'm not really blaming you, by the way. Just your cohorts around the country.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on August 7, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Hey Okie, how do cannabis sativa mummies feed their young?

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Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

ha ha Stoney got protested at!

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Stoney's picture

OMG anon, you guys made my life a living hell protesting in front of my fucking apartment building once a month. Not my fault I live in front of the damn scientology church!

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Submitted by anonISHERE on August 7, 2008 - 4:28pm.

I love it!

Would you like to give an interview? Im not kidding at all!

Id love to cover this shit for work!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

I disagree that these are the same jeans. They look like they fit her better. Personally I think she's becoming a gayelle. Right now she looks like a cleaned up version of SamRo.

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Hey Okie, how do cannabis sativa mummies feed their young?

The release of breast milk is triggered (biochemically) by nipple stimulation. The nipple knows no names...

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Please join us if you have the time and/or motivation- WE WILL BE AT EVERY SHOW
Play starts September 18, Gerald Schoenfeld Theater, west 45th, bet. Broadway and 8th.

Expect us. for great justice.
we will be there protesting and informing show goers of their star darling before and after the show. Kepp your eye out for us.
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