Afternoon Crumbs
Meet Miss Crustacean 2008! I think she was representing the State of Paris Hilton's Snatch - Best Week Ever
It's the right thing to do: LaDouche is off to the tank! - Hollywood Rag
Maddox spent his birthday go karting with Brad - Is that a cockatoo on his head? - Popsugar
Robert Downey Jr. on Rolling Stone - Lainey Gossip
Hermione Granger is in a bikini! - Egotastic!
Praise Cheesus! Brit Brit is wearing a bra (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Cupcakes in ice cream cones. What a beautiful thing - Cityrag
Kanye West: "Say no to the f-word" - Towleroad
Why is Kim Kardassian hiding the one thing she's famous for? - Hollywood Tuna
Posh doesn't realize that babies can also exit out of her vagina - IDLYITW
Keanu Reeves actually looks kind of clean. I said "kind of" - Just Jared
The only thing interesting about Kartrashian is that she has a big ass.
And it really fucking annoys me that she pretends to be "insecure" about it. She's as annoying as those fucking cunts who go "OMFG IT'S SO NOT FAIR BEING A SIZE 3!" or "OMG WHY DO MY BOOBS HAVE TO BE SO BIG?"
Shut the hell up. I'm fat in all the wrong places, and your little sob stories are fucking patronizing.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
I love little maddox!
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Why does Posh always look greasy. Disgusting.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
Hermione Granger has a Hairy Potter.
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Vicky, this is what you get for being Too Posh to Push.
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"Everyone turned rather nasty at this point, especially when Chick suggested that Terri might like to fuck off to Forfar and do something illegal with a ferret."
Submitted by sinnie on August 7, 2008 - 3:14pm.
And WTF's the big deal about the cupcakes? They've done this for decades.
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That's what I'm sayin'! Didn't these people have bake sales in grammar school?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
If they split ya vertically while having a c-section, there's a greater chance of your uterus rupturing if you attempt a VBAC.
If they cut you horizontally, the risk isn't that great of rupture and many women have gone on to have multiple, successful VBACS.
(Sorry if someone answered this, already! Don't hate me!)
And WTF's the big deal about the cupcakes? They've done this for decades.
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
That Harry Potter girl looks like a kid who got into her mother's makeup and clothes.
Kim Bigassian is famous?? does society have ANY standards?
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where's my sauce, bitch?
I wonder why Kanye wants everyone to be nice to gays?
is it because he's a fag??
oh no I used the f-word!! lol
come out, come out, lil Ye
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where's my sauce, bitch?
Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 3:31pm.
LCT, shucks! I'd have to be lactose free anyways. I think we are both in the clear now.. *sends off cakes anyways*
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Awwww thanks muffin. I mean cupcake. Will you build me some papier mache tits?
Did Sandra Lee make that Miss Crustacean mess? I have to give props to the person who made the yellow, pipe-cleaner crab. Aww. Sweet! ;p
Oops, I guess I'm repeating a question asked earlier.
I thought once you had a C-Section, that all your kids had to be done that way. That is just what I heard. I guess I heard wrong??
LCT, shucks! I'd have to be lactose free anyways. I think we are both in the clear now.. *sends off cakes anyways*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 7, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Not true. You can attempt a VBAC (vaginal birth after c-section) and some women do.
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Is that because the scar can rip open during the birthing process?
Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 3:02pm.
LCT, I must receive one tit in the mail before I make first shipment of cakes. yours truly, Jokes on you! Now you have no tits..
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DAMNIT! AND MY CUPCAKES WILL BE MOULDY. Sucks for you, mine have no breastmilk, so you can't eat 'em.
NICE! My friend recommended me a very interesting place """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" If you’ve ever been there you will know what I mean….
oklahoma:
unfortunatly it is TRUE it saw on gawker just yesterday I beleive.
Michael K, lest we forget, Kim Kardashian is actually famous for TWO things:
1. her ginormous ass
2. getting pissed on in a sex tape
Classy lady!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
The Rolling Stones quote from RDJ is awesome! I don't think I'm quite ready to trade in my sig, though.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by xxyxz on August 7, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Oklahoma
*sends $20.00 and 10 Vicodin for phone sex*
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*sends back $,keeps pills as bonus* Will perform for free.. Muah! *searches for hammer guys oil can*
Submitted by Emmalee on August 7, 2008 - 2:10pm.
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Not true. You can attempt a VBAC (vaginal birth after c-section) and some women do.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Oklahoma
*sends $20.00 and 10 Vicodin for phone sex*
ok, could brad LOOK gayer??
wtf, man!
and it is sweet the way they let maddox dress like white trash.
course, the apple doesnt fall far from the tree....
The McCanns Did It
Xxyxz.. New nails, yes! Now you can finally achieve maximum back scrathing for me! Sigh! New phone, too! Yay times. Yes, we need to figure this out..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
On Topic
My son has the Madox too
*waits for eye booger to be flicked at me*
I haven't had one, but heard that once you have a C-Section, you can't deliver vaginally.
*Sweating like a whore in church.
Cone Cupcakes? What "new" treat? These have been around since my grandmother's day. We made them in Girl Scouts 20 years ago. Ain't new, babe.
Now if someone found a way to make them with ice cream inside, THAT would be new.
GWAD. I'm going to get my nails done Oklahoma
Try to call me later if you can . I'm getting another cell this weekend.
Now if I could convert you to AT&T.
@Mynameisstolen.. Was your name really stolen, If it wasn't, what would your name be?? Do Tell! *bribes w/ slice of cantelope*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
LCT, I must receive one tit in the mail before I make first shipment of cakes. yours truly, Jokes on you! Now you have no tits..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I make those for my kids classmates every year. Well except for last year, she wanted flower cupcakes instead.
Yummy!
Xxyxz! *pees* HI! I figured it was her, i was hoping! It threw me off for like 3 hours..lol
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Oklahoma
Hey bestie.... It was my DUI SIL
Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 2:44pm.
*makes a dozen muffin cones for LCT just to see her rip boobs off*
*riiiiiiiiiiiippp*
*dangle*
*dangle*
Cupcakes please!
Shia's going to rehab and after to my cabin in the woods for some R&R, so he'll be juuuuuuuuust fine TRUST!!!!
conecakes su*K
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by Salem13 on August 7, 2008 - 2:48pm.
River vs. Heath pfft thats nothing they ran a story about how a couple of days ago JonBenet Ramsey would have turned 18 they showed a picture of her in full pagent makeup with a photoshopped party hat.
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Liar!! that is really awful if they did that! fuckers. She was soo beautiful.
I mean, i'm sure you aren't really a liar, I just say that cause I have torette syndrome
I do not want anything in my ice cream cone except plain chocolate ice cream! But I'm picky like that.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
River vs. Heath pfft thats nothing they ran a story about how a couple of days ago JonBenet Ramsey would have turned 18 they showed a picture of her in full pagent makeup with a photoshopped party hat.
Bitch aint need rehab! Needs a driver! Hate hollywood and their stupid rehab shit! Losers!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I like to take an ice cream cone, and put some ice cream in it, just a lil, then put a lil chocolate syrup in, and fill the rest up w/ some more ice cream.. mmmmm.. I love chocolate syrup.. That's mainly what i'm talking about..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I like sugar cones, not the wafer cones....but I'd still take a cupcake...
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Cupcakes in ice cream cones.
What!? Cupcakes!? Ice Cream!?
OMG!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 2:41pm.
I would so rip off my boobs to get one of those cupcakes right now.
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*makes a dozen muffin cones for LCT just to see her rip boobs off*
Ice cream cone cupcakes? They barely got the memo? I've been making those and eating those for at least a decade.
Kim looks great in those pics. She hides her ass in a bikini, because it is covered in cellulite and all loose and flabby, without the aid of Photoshop.
Aww, Shia, another Hollywood Dumbass.
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Sensimina on August 7, 2008 - 2:32pm
But they look so much happier when she isn't around.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
The cupcake/cone thangie. SoR~RaY.
**shout out to angel_i**
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
River vs. Heath @ SCANDALIST? Classy.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!